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Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2020

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The failed pickup line of the night was “we’re going to get rid of all the toilet paper in your house. We are environmentalists and we don’t like the carbon footprint it leaves on the earch. We need to make changes cuz we are woke and Greta told us to. So from this day forward you are going to use my tongue as your toilet paper. When you’ve gotta go, just call me and I’ll be ready”…..or a variation of that…basically I told a girl I’d lick her ass after she shit for the benfit of the planet and it didn’t make me out to be a social conscious hero who cares about the environment…it made me out to be some pervert who eats shit for sexual reasons. Which I don’t….but would….depending on what she ate for dinner…and what the asshole it was coming out was attached to.

People are still sucking Kobe’s dick and I happen to be facebook friends with someone who covered the trial in Vail back when Kobe raped a 19 year old and made him call him daddy and she was pretty obvious in her post that dude raped a 19 year old girl….so there’s that.

I find it funny that certain rapists are fine with society and others are exiled. Like how all these big publicly traded companies have porn divisions but are considered multinational companies….even if 25% of their revenue is from porn. Google still gets 60 percent of its traffic from porn searches. Youtube gets 60 percent of its views from perverts jerking off. Comcast still has porn channels and 20 percent of their subscribers still subscribe to the porn channels. The whole world is one hypocrisy.

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Louis CK gets a Standing Ovation cuz People Realize Rape Isn’t Masturbating in Front of People….
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Titty Model in a Field
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Grammy Awards are Rigged – Obviously….
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Bella Hadid is Every Sugar Baby Ever
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Kobe’s Death was Predicted Years Ago
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Epstein’s Case in the Words of a Former CIA on Rogan
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Guy’s Prank on his Girlfriend Causes Emotional Breakdown cuz She’s an Idiot
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Beer Above Everything Else
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Music Dude Benny Blanco Bought Tinder Founder’s Mansion
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Booze was the Victim of the Latest Earthquake
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Another Titty Model Licking a Hose
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2020

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am so annoyed of all the canonizing of Kobe, making him out to be a god, when dude cheated on his wife with a girl who later accused him of RAPING her….

I don’t believe all women, in fact I don’t believe any women, but why the fuck is everyone getting away with outpouring of love and support and sadness over a dude who literally paid off a bitch who said he raped her. In this WOKE era especially.

People losing careers for doing less shit than being accused of rape, but when you can play basketball in LA, you are seen as a hero and your rape is a gift to the girl raped, you know because she got to touch KOBE in ways others haven’t….

Yet, other people are selective targets of being sexual perverts and they get cancelled.

It’s very fucking dumb…

The trending hashtag every twitter account is promoting is #girldad to which I say did his rape victim have a girl dad, or just daddy issues that tempted our hero KOBE to do the things he was accused of….to which I say….if Kobe’s daughter, who we are assuming the gender of, was 5-6 years older when she died, it would have been at the RIPE age Kobe’s accuser was…..

Ya’ll are fucking nuts….motherfucker could play a game, nothing heroic about that. He could throw a ball through a hoop like a child. That’s not some hero shit where I’m from.

Ya’ll are fucking nuts.

Here are some stepLINKS..

Lily Rose Depp Hot with her Friend
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Evan Rachel Wood Calls Out Kobe After Death – He’s a Rapist You Know
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Ribs & Dust Campaign that is Pretty Porny
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Jimmy Kimmel Didn’t Film in Front of an Audience Because of Grief from KOBE…are you fucking kidding…grow a dick you faggot
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Car Jumps Ramp Like in Videogames
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Haley Bennett Promiting Necklaces the Right Way – With her Big Tits
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Brad Pitt’s Home Has Killed a Woman
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Dude Takes Uber Eats Driver Skydiving
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TV TIT SLIP!!
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Nicole Williams Nip Slip in a Red bathing Suit
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Driver Misses Multiple Accidents
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Katya Elise Henry’s Big Booty
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Hailee Steinfeld Cleavage!
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Idiot Returns 27k he Found…
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Kobe Copter Audio
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Frank Sinatra’s Gold Toilet Sells at Auction
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Emily Bruni is Topless and Showing off her Scabs
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Car Bumper Gets Stuck to a Truck
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Stevie Lynn Jones in a Bikini for Instagram
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Storm Drain Gives Out
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Isabella Farrell Nude Smoking in Shower Cap Shoot
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Celeste Bright with Flowers Nude Model
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Florence PUGH Pokies at Some Oscar Event
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Everything Streaming in February
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Trailer for Nicole Kidman’s New HBO SHow – The Undoing
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USA Air Defence in Action
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Madison Beer – Tight Dress
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Deby Ryan Looks Slutty
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Dove Cameron Beach Cleanup
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Kelly Gale Bikini Photoshoot
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J.Lo Outside Gym….
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Alison Brie in a red Blazer
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Everything Grammy Awards
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Courtney Stodden Bikini
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Leggigns
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From stepSMUT!!

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Her Name is Yuki and She’s Not Wearing Much
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She calls herself the cutest 19 year old in Mississippi
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Random Reddit Amateur Slut
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BOOZE CRUISE!
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Bridgette B – New Tits
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Just a girl Pinching her CLIT
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Putri Got her Tits Out
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On all fours in the Ocean
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Aussie Bikini girl Can Drink
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The Best of PUBLIC FAPPING
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18 People Having a Shitty Day
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MILF ASS JIGGLE
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Lesbian Workout
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Super TWERK
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Squirt REcord of the Day
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19 More Poeple having Shitty Days
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Dude Prays for the Booty
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2020

Jan

Charlotte Lawrence and Kaia Gerber Dyke it Down of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence and Kaia Gerber are showing you all what it is like to be rich, to be connected thanks to their parents, to be making it in this era of every girl being a half naked exhibitionist on the internet.

These are two “it-girls” trying to be “it-girls” the only way being raised on porn thanks to the internet has taught them.

It’s playful, it’s lesbionic, it taps into the male fantasy to fight the patriarchy and the objectification of women, by basically playing into that and it’s HOT.

I know if I was a rich celebrity, this is totally what I’d want my daughters to be doing, fuck the whole going to school to become a doctor, when you can make money being a vapid little twat who behaves badly for social media….fuck making a difference in the world or having any insight into fixing all that is wrong…just clickbait through life and the industry will embrace you because getting that followers isn’t all that hard…when you’re rich, connected….and a spoiled brat who gets what she wants.

The whole thing is silly, but at least they aren’t in some bullshit buying their way into college scandal, when what they are doing is bying their likes and follows which requires much more integrity.

What I am trying to say is that Charlotte Lawrence may be the future….while Kaia Gerber is the “it girl” of the now who fucked Pete Davidson and thus will die off of Aids or some shit, paving the way for Charlotte Lawrence to shine….assuming she didn’t get the Aids too…since all these kids are perverts who fuck each other cuz of that being raised on porn thing.

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2020

Jan

Yuan Herong is The Corona Virus Hero of the DAy

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The hero we need is here….

She’s the bodybuilding instagram doctor from CHINA (I assume) who is on the FRONT lines of the fight against the Corona Virus and who will beat the fuck out of it like some kind of action hero because she’s built like an action hero.

They say not all heroes wear capes or something like that, it’s a meme that is overused by the general public so I block it out, but apparently not all heroes wear clothes either…at least when flexing their abs.

I know that if I was the Corona Virus, I’d be scared to come face to face with this…body that you can’t fuck up the ass cuz it can grab onto your dick with all that musculature and rip it the fuck off.

So fuck you weird asian Viruses…as we celebrate your body building doctors that are helping downplay the magnitude of “we’re all gonna fucking die”….

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Posted in:Feature|SFW

2020

Jan

Britney Spears Cowboy Bikini of the Day

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Britney Spears was allowed out of the walled compound she lives in to visit the ocean, she wore a tiny blue bikini and a cowboy hat and danced around because that’s what southern girls do when their handlers let them out on their own. Plus the whole country being popular now that Diplo approves it and everyone is a fucking drone fuck means Cowboy hats are the way to be on trend and relevant.

Britney is a fucking legend and can do no wrong as far as I’m concerned. I am just disappointed with the WOKE culture forgetting that she was abducted in plain site for so fucking long. I mean I’ve been calling her a prisoner crying for help subliminally on her social media for years. I’ve said that she’s all medicated like out of a movie just trying to escape the grip of her father, their family business and the billions she’s brought in all these years because she’s Britney Spears…but no one listens to me…I guess Britney have that in common…only Britney’s out here winning being Britney…and I’m here staring at her mom turning 40 tits like they were still 18 asking to be hit one more time.

What I am getting atis that she’s lookin’ good.

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2020

Jan

Justin Timberlake’s Side Bitch in Tulum of the Day

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Justin Timberlake was humping up against this girl in New Orleans, which put her on the map for being someone who matters, a great PR move really. So when you’re a girl and you’re goal is to get known, find yourself an a-lister to attach yourself to, whether as his public girlfriend or as the woman who he stupidly came inside and made a baby, it will work out for you, one way or another because the world like people associated to famous people….even when they are obviously just trying to get famous.

The fact is the this temptress seduced Timberlake, knowing he was married to make it work for her, but she wasn’t the married one, so is that all wrong? I don’t know the world only gives you limited opportunities and when you don’t take them, you feel like an idiot down the line, in a “I should have taken that shot”….especially when you’re a woman with a limited window of opportunity.

So here she is in a bikini showing you the ass that Timberlake publicly humilated himself and possibly ruined his marriage over. It’s pretty funny.

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2020

Jan

Kiernan Shipka Bra and Panties of the Day

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I don’t find Kiernan Shipka hot at all…even in her bra and panty set…which is weird.

Instead of being like “Half naked actress from some dumb CW show and I like half naked actresses”…..I think “Damn I really don’t find Kiernan Shipka hot at all”.

But Why? I don’t have the answers.

In fact I think that it’s too bad I don’t like her half naked because she’s half naked and that should theoretically be enough for me.

There’s nothing specifically wrong with her body. There’s nothing I can point to and say I don’t like Kiernan Shipka because of her dick clit, or her fucking fat thighs, or her fucking full retard face….there’s no defects of deformitites, if anything she looks fit…so maybe it’s a “It’s me, not you” situation…..

If you saw pics of girls I’ve found hot half naked over the 35 years or more of looking at half naked chicks, you’ll definitely know it’s “Me” not “her” situation. I have found some real fucking monsters hot.

SO I post these confused. Why can’t I buy into this hype. I just don’t know.

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2020

Jan

McKayla Maroney Headstand of the Day

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McKayla Maroney was the Gymnast who went viral for becoming a meme when she was underage and ya’ll Olympic Gymnast fans who are already rearing up for this year’s Olympics, were all about her.

It led to her sexualizing herself in bikinis and other things that only gymnasts could do, which as things unfolded we realized that she was sexualizing herself because she was a victim of abuse from that Gymnast doctor who would finger bang the girls to fix their sore ankles….something their parents should be arrested for allowing to happen…because they chose to believe in the dream of their kid’s talent and wouldn’t do anything to screw that up. Being an Olympian is a huge accomplishment, what’s a little diddling from the doctor gonna hurt….

Well, as it turns out not only was she a victim of his assault, but also paid to keep her mouth shut, which I guess makes her a sex worker in some capacity….a sex worker paid to get fingered or to not testify against him…which ended up causing some backlash…but she’s a survivor and out here with her tits and ass in various gymnast poses…recovered from the trauma of being that victim who got paid off….to sexualize herself yet again…for another day…because that’s what surviving is about….

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2020

Jan

Sydney Sweeney Titty Dress of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is the “it” girl according to me which is the only opinion that matters on this website seeing as I am the only one on this website…my personal journal like I was some sort of teen girl….like the one Sydney Sweeney plays in Euphoria where she pulls out her LARGE natural tits any chance she gets to remind us what it means to be a celebrity in this era of porn.

She’s been positioned to be this “it” girl by her management who got her a bunch of solid jobs building up to Euphoria, like Handmaid’s Tale which is huge and that other show with Amy Adams that had a lot of hype but that I can’t think of because I really only got interested in Sydney Sweeney when I realized just how big her tits were. I’m cheap and easy like that. If a girl who is being packaged to be the next celebrity in a world where everyone is a celebrity has secret tits like Sydney Sweeney’s tits….I’m going to support that propaganda.

So here she is getting invited to events and such because the world has been turned onto her…via her tits….and when your tits are as substantial as hers…they should be the number one go-to tool to make those dreams come true.

While other girls are out on instagram trying to rope dudes into paying to see them masturbate. This one’s on HBO(oobs). Doing it right enough….even if watching her jerk off on snapchat for 10 dollars a month would be more lucrative…it’s always an option when the whole celeb thing collapses..

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2020

Jan

Victoria Clay Nipples of the Day

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I don’t know anything about Victoria Clay other than that she was on some British Reality show, that I am assuming was the British Bakeoff, but that could have also been Ru Paul’s Drag Race….you know because in this era she could be a man doing that whole woman thing and it would explain how liberal she is with her nipple….even though it is trendy for women to be liberal with their nipples. Who can be certain of anything besides the fact that we are all going to die as the world is fucking ending…which when put into perspective makes Victoria Clay’s nipple seem far less important than the already not very important it is.

So as tribute to her name, I suggest making a sculpture out of your semen as if it was clay…..maybe a bust of her….it’s the right thing to do.