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Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day

Anastasiia Mitina is the Instagram Of The Day

Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2020

Feb

Cara Delevingne Nude of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is so edgy with her blurred out nude tanning pics she posted up to social media (I assume). I don’t believe in double checking my work and if I see the shit, I post the shit…but either way….edgy with her implied nudity you care barely see because it is a reflection…some High Concept Art that probably took a solid 20 seconds to figure out….because vain bitches stare at themselves all day in any reflective surface…from car tints to metal knives or spoons…to traditional mirrors, selfie cams…ANY shiny surface…like they are fucking

Blurred out images make me laugh, guys are so encouraging – when a girl puts a nude or half nude or even an implied nude that is blurry as shit and you can’t make out the asshole, or really if there’s even asshole, or if a girl in the pic..not to say Cara Delvingne is a girl…they send praise…so much pervert praise….yet dudes are the ones called out for being misogynistic…when we’re like “TITS – AMAZING” and freak out over even the ugliest of tits.

It is girls who get mad at other girl tits, that is why I like to pretend I am a girl writing this site, because I make fun of whores out there for attention like I am a chick, in an attempt to trap a chick in my loving arms…

ANYWAY…Cara…the Ashley Benson fucking lesbian “model”, socialite, scam who went viral a few years ago, and who has fisted at least one other female celebrity (Michelle Rodriguez) who I guess is a gateway to lesbianism…since I’m not convinced she doesn’t have a dick…before settling on Ashley Benson from Pretty Little Liars fame, the one with the big tits, who together they likely do drugs and hang because that’s what being rich and important means….needs to put more Ashley Benson TITS into her titty reveals…

Here she is kissing Ashley Benson for Valentine’s Day

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2020

Feb

Brie Larson Pantsless of the Day

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Brie Larson is an example of “success doesn’t happen overnight”. She moved to LA in 1998 to pursue her acting career when she was 8 years old, you know standard practice of 8 year olds across America….most people’s parents at 8 are like “don’t eat too much candy”….or “don’t be mean to your sister”….or “don’t rub your feces on your face like war paint”….I don’t fucking know, or remember being 8, I just know that no one was being put to fucking work in the entertainment industry and if they were it was because they have fucked up parents. It is abuse.

Anyway, she had a career as an actor, but nothing really important, she tried to be a popstar releasing embarassing music because she’s fucking lame, and only really stood out in 2015 when she won the OSCAR, because her agency decided she was a contender as a potentially big star. It’s all contrived bullshit really….and she had 17 years invested in trying to make it. It just made sense.

Since the Oscar, she hit the comic book blockbusters cuz they pay, and now all of a sudden she plays this “hot” chick with her tits out, despite being not very hot. It’s all so weird.

She was engaged to a guy named Alex Greenwald, who is a musician and lead singer of the band Phantom Planet, they sang the OC song and I think Jason Schwartzman is in that band.

She says he created a safe space for her and for empowering her to take risks in her work. WHAT? I think that’s code for “I used him until I had money of my own”….or maybe it’s not code for anything but is literally words to make you hate her more than you already do, or than I already do, you fan boy pussy fucks find her hot…so here she is pantsless.

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2020

Feb

Alexis Ren Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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Alexis Ren, who you may know as the girl who proved going viral for a solid 2 months is enough to carry you for at least 5 years, because I assume girl is still out there making money, when all she’s ever done was be a co-star in a series of well produced travel videos of some young dude. She played the hot bodied, dumb looking faced, girlfriend.

The most compelling thing she’s done since this fame thing happened for her was booking Dancing With the Stars when they were trying to reach a younger audience a few years ago…and now that girl we liked in bikinis, who was better before the bolt on implants, hanging in basically amazing settings in her bikini, is now starring in these piss colored, badly lit back alley / back pages looking photo…some take this bitch’s clothes off and snap some shots of her in what might be a crack den…which would explain why she’s so unhappy looking..but that could also just be her attempt at being dramatic. These DIY models always bring the dumbest poses….

What this shoot is missing is some lips that grip the suction cup 10 inch dick….or some “butt plug reveals” you see on reddit, but we’ll take it cuz what the fuck else are we to do.

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2020

Feb

Alice Dellal Bald Pussy in a Body Suit of the Day

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Alice Della is the daughter of a Brazilian mom and an Iraqi dad, but more importantly, she’s the heriess to a billion dollar real estate fortune thanks to her grand dad. One of her cousins is Aunt Jemima Kirke…..from GIRLS fame.

So what we’ve learned from this TITTY outfit, in this my extensive research on the DELLA family, while figuring out who these tits belonged to, is that yet another actress who you know from TV is a fucking BILLIONAIRE….because the rich control us.

Either way, ALICE…back to ALICE….in her see through outfit for fashion looking like a crackhead…and not rocking a thick enough bush to show through this outfit…is also a stupidly rich kid…doing attention seeking shit…because that’s what life of a socialite is like….I guess.

At least she’s not a Kardashian. She’s from the UK…more classy and regal…

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2020

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio Shower Porn of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio posted a very racy picture of her overly perky for a mom in her 40s or near 40s tit…because it’s probably an implant because nothing in life is real, at least nothing evil corporations are selling us, and I use the term evil loosely, I mean they are likely worse than evil because most of Epstein’s wealth was linked to the Victoria’s Secret founder, at least that’s what I saw in one article I read on Epstein because I avoid all that shit.

But my gut instinct has always been that these Victoria’s Secret girls are human trafficked sex workers for the rich, and the fact that people like Ambrosio keep up the smut into her old age, makes me think that it is all she knows, all she values herself as, some grooming went into this, but she got rich and famous in the process…so who fucking cares.

What I am getting at is that there is no way the modelling industry isn’t built on prostitution and images like this posted by the models to their instagram do a good job keeping that concept alive.

For the record…I support sex workers, even when they are high priced and pretend they aren’t sex workers…..

Never forget, rich people are corrupt.

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2020

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens Working Instagram for Attention of the Day

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I originally wrote the headline as “male attention” but realized these young people are all weird and they all fuck each other because they are so liberated and inclusive…that Vanessa Hudgens in her recent break-up, could in fact be seeking pretty much any attention from any gender or even species since we don’t have definitive evidence that she’s not part Sasquatch / Yeti…unless her 5 O’Clock Shadow on her pussy was intentional in her early selfie nudes, before anyone was doing selfie nudes, during an era of every girl wouldn’t be caught dead with pubic hair, to my DISMAY because I love pubic hair…..

That said, her boyfriend she gave a bunch of years to, is now playing Elvis and about to be a hugely booked star, so he did what all dudes who make it do, and dropped the dead weight…because all the hot pussy, famous or not, is going to be throwing themselves at him and thus no time for old table scraps who is too comfortable and who you have been through the wringer with…..so drop her….

He’s on the rise, she knows she’s on the decline as she gets older…it’s just biological science so she’s on the prowl…to either make him think she’s hot, not damaged, etc.

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2020

Feb

Hot Dancer and Other Videos of the Day

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Activist Gets Skinned Alive

Dude Taking his Own Fingerprints

One Way to Enter a Store

Dude Denied After Changing Gender

Kitchen Wall Blows Up

Airport Tazered

Dude Fighting with his Building

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2020

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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HOLIDAY CHECK. If you’re working you better FLASH YOUR CUBICLE as a fuck you for working for the time and a half….when everyone else is not at home worshiping your presidents…..

It is President’s Day, which was once Washington’s Birthday and is now to celebrate every president of all time, which seems like a crazy concept to me because I know that everyone in politics or who wants to get into politics is corrupt and trying to get above the law….so historically…I would assume that every President is basically a mobster who doesn’t give a fuck about anyone but themselves, their immediate friends….and GREED.

I am not American, so I’m just basing that on my experience with politicians….industry leaders….the loop hole maneuvering, high paid legal team and accounting team….at the top….

It’s a fucked up thing to celebrate….the figurehead of your tax dollars….

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2020

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I know it can be rough for a lonely and single INCEL fuck like yourselves. But that doesn’t mean do anything stupid due to your anger that you can’t get pussy.

What it does mean is to watch out for the sex workers on Valentine’s Day. They are on the prowl, looking for suckers who are sad to take all they can from them. This can happen on the computer or in public where you’re hoping to get some Valentine Day table scrap pussy. So you’re not safe anywhere.

This is the day of the year that you may feel at your loneliest because everyone else is out there on dates and posting their significant other and you’re just masturbating to TikTok…or instagram…or memories of that one time you had sex…or saw tits….

You just can’t wait until tomorrow, when you hope it will all stop, but where you will remain as alone, but with less pressure, because no one will be pretending to love or even like the person they settled for in tribute posts. They’ll all go back to hating life too….even more so than you….because they have to share a bet with something they can’t fucking stand.

Think of all the freedom single life brings you as you are surrounded by your soiled cum rags. It’s a great life with no pressure, addictive, and even if it’s not by choice, you’re just an awkward loser, you have plenty of distractions…like online sex workers…who you must avoid on Valentine’s Day, that’s is when their marketing efforts spike.

So don’t be sad that you’re alone today…be sad about all your other failures that have led to you being alone today.

Or just drink, do drugs, jerk off to porn or whatever it is you do, maybe watch some netflix or some Anime you fucking creep…

Fuck Valentine’s Day…and fuck you

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Alice Dellal Braless in a See Through Looking Terrifying.
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Wendy Williams On Men Wearing Skirts…
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American Airlines Passenger Claims to be Assaulted
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They Are Filming Another Suicide Squad with Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn – AGAIN….
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Taylor White – Slutty Tattooed Girl
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New Rihanna Music on the Way
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Marion May in Fishnets
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Adriadna Gutierrez Hot for Valentine’s Day
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Jordan/Lebron Card Sells for a Fucking Lot…
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Guy Calls Numbers Etched in Public Bathrooms
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People Mad a Jim Carrey for Jokes
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Stranger Things Season 4 Trailer Fuck That
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2020

Feb

Miley Cyrus’ Nipple On Instagram Again of the Day

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Miley Cyrus brought her nipple to instagram.

Surprisingly, a lot of people find her fucking ugly, but I happen to think is pretty hot. Mullet or not, I am sold on her hustle, even if it is calculated bullshit clickbait exhibitionism. I like the impact it has had on the people who grew up watching her. Nothing wrong with countless girls getting nude. I just hate her voice.

Well, she brought her tits back to instagram, in a carousel post, making it one of those “Scavenger hunt” style posts, on some “Where’s Waldo” level. You have to dig through her content to find the nipple BUT IT IS THERE.

I am sure it is not to avoid being deleted by instagram, she is Miley Cyrus and can do no wrong.

Plus she’s Disney Approved / created and I assume the evil and powerful empire that owns the entire MEDIA landscape, is probably one of Facebook’s biggest shareholders, so that they can control things….but Facebook / Instagram is so inconsistent with their TITTY policing, but we know they’d never dare delete a MILEY post, she’s too powerful of a star to not give “Carte Blanche” to….cuz when you’re rich and connected, you do whatever the fuck you want…and we should consider what she does amazing because she doesn’t need to put her tits out there on the regular, she’d sell out shows and make the money she makes without the tits. She does it for her own perv shit and I appreciate it.

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