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Jutta Leerdam in a Bikini on a Boat of the Day

Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day

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Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2020

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Flashing tits is like smoking weed….it’s a gateway drug…

One minute girl is flashing tits on snap chat and the next she’s selling videos of her peeing on her feet while tied up, smiling, wearing a clown nose and with three dildos inside her and one very large butt plug that doesn’t make sense……..begging paying dudes subscribed to her snap chat to cum on her feet….

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning..

Dora Burge Gets Wet!
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How Construction Workers Built the Chrysler Building in 1929…..the Video
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Weird Girl’s “Misinterpreted Lyrics Video” now Probably has a Book deal, movie deal and three sex tapes
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Tallulah Willis Naked Pretending to be a FETUS
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Taylor Swift’s Dad Fights off a Burglar at his Florida Home
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Fake Martial Arts – the Compilation Video
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Helena Christensen and Norman Reedus’ Son Mingus Reedus – a Model
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Noah Cyrus BOOTY
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Prince Andrew Openly Groped Girls
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Ashley Greene Boudoir Shoot
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2020

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I remember when dudes would get beat up for wearing a pink shirt. Called Fags even if they were just fashion forward. Those were good times.

Then there was getting beach up if your jeans were too tight. Called fags for having tight pants on…or long hair…like some kind of chick. Those were good times.

Don’t be a dude who lets your girl make you wear a butt plug and panties to work…..forcing you to show your panty line to coworkers before coming home to get pegged.

Not that I care, do whatever gets you off. I just see this femdom shit online and wonder about how you get to that point. Are these dudes closet cases, or bi sexuals from watching too much dick in their porn all these years? Are the victims of abuse or too scared to be gay?

It’s just seems kind of desperate that you’d need pussy that bad or that you’d give into that, assuming she initiated it….even though you probably initiated it…and she’s likely uncomfortable with the whole thing…

Either way….weird fucking fetish bro…and posting it to the internet for all to see…even weirder…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Steve Madden Gets Mad at a Female Designer – FUNNY!
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Nadine Velazquez Nude VooDoo Doll
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Noah Cyrus Heart Shaped Booty
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Amanda Bynes and Shitty Face Tattoo has a New Fiance….
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Girl Gets Caught by Cops….Steals Car…Runs for It
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Building DEMO Fail
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Sonic the Hedgehog Didn’t Bomb
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Kate Upton Looks Like Shit
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Topless Ratcow in Panties….I don’t think those Tits are Real
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Suspect Breaks into Portland Tow Company – ALmost Kills Employee
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Chelsea Handler’s Topless Valentine
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Ashley Graham Gross Breast Feeding Pic
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The World’s Most Beautiful Child is Grown Up….
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College Student gets Beat By Cops
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Brandon Davis’ Brother Died
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Drew Carey’s Ex Fiancee Killed
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Chi Chi’s Nude Shoot for Corona Virus
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Olivia Culpo’s Tits Make a Great Hat
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Amber Rose Leader of the Baby Daddy Gang
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Kendall Jenner’s in a Bikini….
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Lelde Svilane Gets Wet in a Night Gown
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Trump Doing his Lap at the Daytona 500
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Building DEMO Fail
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Kate Upton Looks Like Shit
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Topless Ratcow in Panties….I don’t think those Tits are Real
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Bieber Crying Over Billie Eilish is some Broken Faggot Loser Shit – Grow a pair so Usher will fuck them off you…
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Addicted to Breast Implants
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Interview with a Dude Shot by a Shot Gun and Survived…is Hard to Watch Cuz He’s Scary Looking
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Anya Taylor Joy – LEGS
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Korean Street Food to Get Parasites….
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Skinnier Adele Performing at Friend’s Wedding
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Anna Camp’s 1970s Theme Party in a Slut Outfit…
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Rude Girl at the Store Gets It Back….
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Go Sports!
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Hangover Prevention CURE
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GET ALL YOUR SMOKER NEEDS FILLED!
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Halle Berry Old Mom in Leggigns
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Alison Brie Boring Magazine Shoot
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Anna Kendrick Broken Down Face
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Alice Eve – Big Cleavage
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Ella Purnell’s Alright
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Ariel Winter Legs at the Nail Salon
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Lucy Hale Leggings
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Dr Quinn Medicine Woman – Silver Dress
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Short Skirt Lily Rose Depp Checking if She’s Got a Fever
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Bella Thorne Gross
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From stepSMUT!!

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Amazing fucking Bacon Fetish
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EVERYONE has a TALENT
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Real Wives
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Big Gross Boobs of a Redditer
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Girls Filmed in the Sauna
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Girl Shakes her Clothing Off
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Hiring Hookers Gone Wrong
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Naked Chubbies
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The Force is Real
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Busty Kayte
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Girl and her VIBE
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Weird Art that Reminds me of the Kardashians
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Hot Girl SOLO….
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2020

Feb

Rita Ora Shakes her Ass of the Day

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Rita Ora is Morphing into what I consider to be her natural state….as she dances around in booty shorts and pantyhose for everyone, not just the pantyhose fetishists….where she concludes her dance with what the internet would call the beginning of a TITTY DROP….Now she may not go through with the titty drop and it’s more of a TITTY reveal…at least in internet terms…it is precisely where she needs to be….

I’d expect captions to be “Bigger than you thought”….”girl reveals perfect tit shape”…”titty drop with the force of 1000 suns”….these are pulled from the reddit titty drop group…but you get what I am saying and that is that this is great.

Just a dancing girl in underwear flashing…the Rita Ora I’ve always wanted to see…but she was too busy and calculating trying to get “famous” for nothing…but now she gets to sit back and enjoy being famous for nothing…while producing the hard hitting content that matters…TITTIES…

Here she is doing art braless with her massive tits in a white shirt

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2020

Feb

Rainey Qualley Bra and Panties of the Day

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Rainey Qualley is the new generation of celebrity kids trying to make it, only she’s 29 years old, so I guess she’s been trying to make it for a while, she just hasn’t really pulled that off yet, despite being Andie MacDowell’s daughter, who despite Andie MacDowell being an old weathered mom, is substantially hotter than her….always a weird dynamic…especially for her boyfriends…

Rainey Qualley’s play is that she’s a “singer”…you know maximizing her Asheville Great Smokey Mountains roots like she was DOLLY PARTON who is from the other side of the mountains, even though you know that there was no way that she wasn’t raised to be an entitled little brat, no matter where she went to school…or pretends to live….they got houses in NYC and LA…I mean she’s Andie MacDowell…

Point being, I find it interesting, and by interesting I mean hot, that girls feel the need to post up their underwear pics / videos to social media…are they seeking approval, looking for praise, or just being “open and honest’ cuz they think they look hot…do they get off to this, do they just want to generate some buzz…or in Rainey’s case…is she bragging about how skinny she is…cuz this is fucking skinny…and I love skinny…so I love this. Keep up the good work Asheville.

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2020

Feb

Naomi Campbell Topless Selfie of the Day

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Naomi Campbell is taking the lead from other 500 year old models – by realizing thanks to social media that they are still appealing to people – so they are forced to keep up their antics like most middle aged women who have learned the tricks of the trade, the ways to manipulate men, the way to pose during sex so they they look their hottest, the way to have sex to make the guys cum the fastest. They are old…..and even when their egos get in the way…they know at their core that they are on the decline, it’s a limited window of opportunity so make the most of it….and thanks to the social media…making the most of it is posting up nudes / half nudes / semi nudes to show off how good you still look to the fans…even if you’re a fraction of how good you looked when you weren’t 50.

I encourage this behavior…but I don’t think it’s all that hot.

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2020

Feb

Zoey Deutch Sex Scene of the Day

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Zoey Deutch has some big old panties on in this sex scene from a recent movie she is in…..some “I’m on my period” kind of panties that could also double as figure skating panties….some thick ass fabric panties that are appropriate to wear in public because jean shorts are more revealing than these fucking things…

This is some comfortable relationship sex that she kept her fucking socks on for….and looks like it all started after she looked at some family photo album which I would think is no ones aphrodisiac…unless they are into fucking their family members …in some “remember when granny got so drunk that Christmas that we gangbanged her under the tree…..and took pics…that was wonderful”….I mean what could she be looking at to trigger mounting her man….if only I read the script…or saw the movie…I’d know..

Her dad is a director who did Pretty in Pink and her mom is Lea Thompson’s from Howard the Duck and other bullshit but I like celebrity kids, I like nepotism…so I like Zoey Deutch…they just to go a little racier with the movies they cast her in cuz this shit is boring.

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2020

Feb

Katie Holmes Bikini Hand Stand of the Day

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Katie Holmes Bikini Hand Stand of the Day

Katie Holmes is in a bikini, which must be scary for her, because she’s an older model of the Scientology created “wife”, and she could blow out her motor if she gets wet, maybe rust some of her joints, basically unable to go on living amongst us like she is a human….when she’s not a human…which is part of the reason she scares me.

I know first hand that she is not human because she was filming in a park in Montreal while I was walking my wonderful PUG…and bitch looked at my dog and didn’t show any emotion and went back to waiting to be called in a role I am sure fucking sucked because Katie Holmes fucking sucks..I assume it is in her binary code programming…and to get her to cum you gotta O111011100010001……

Fuck this trash and the handstand trick that comes out of the box, you know every action figure needs it’s featured talent.

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2020

Feb

Jennifer Lopez White Bikini of the Day

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ho fucking cares. Enough of the J.Lo propaganda.

The J.Lo bikini pic that went viral this weekend because everyone is obsessed with J.LO…..that’s some ILLUMINATI shit…some mind control shit….it’s all part of some master plan to keep J.Lo earning despite having already accomplished enough….like retire bitch, make some room for the new generation, act as a mentor, hook some inner city youth up…but instead she’s trying to prove she’s still hot, that she’s still got it, that she’s some miracle at 50 cuz she knows how to filter a photo…or have her team photoshop a photo….it’s all fucking lies…don’t buy into it…

I can assure you that she’s got face fillers, the best doctors giving her Stem Cells and aborted babies to make bone broth out of, I can assure you that she’s got all the BIO HACKING going on so that she can live forever….the hormone therapy and controlled diet…all the time in the world to do fitness…cuz she’s fucking rich….so it should be hard to relate…and those of you out there buying into the hype….should turn your backs on this lie…she’s acheieved enough now it’s just straight up fucking greed but feel free to jerk off to her attention seeking bikini pics before you do…because whether this is real or not, photoshopped or not, confusing cuz she’s 50 or not…it’s still a bitch in a bikini doing mirror selfies…

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2020

Feb

Inka Williams Nipple Ring of the Day

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The craziest thing that has happened on this site in the last decade or more – is that when I first started posting this hot model from instagram who went viral and is now working as an actual model….INKA WILLIAMS….people wrote angry comments about how she’s not hot, or that she looks too young, and I am like…ya’ll are crazy…she looks amazing.

She’s in her fucking 20s man…I mean you’re the same people who freaked out over every Disney Kid at 17….from Miley to Bella Thorne and everyone in between, because strategic Disney kids know the month before their 18th birthday is prime time to get that male pervert audience in…..and you’re the same people who would talk how hot McKayla Maroney girl was when she won her gold medal at 16….and what she wasn’t even hot…but as it turned out slowly learned to sexualize herself…maybe thanks to her doctor Larry…

While this girl is some 20 year old, amazing face and body….and you’re hating on it…fuck ya’ll idiots….and open your damn eyes…

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2020

Feb

Halsey Drowning Evan Peters of the Day

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Halsey is some trashy girl who got famous thanks to believing her own hype and her own lies….she created some nonsense story about being homeless and an addict…when we can assume she was just a degenerate party girl going to the raves and fucking the DJs…those DJs let her lay down some vocal tracks…they made a hit with her and signed her and kept her around….and now she’s out there stealing Emma Robert’s queer boyfriend…who has her on his shoulders in this pic…where he looks like he’s struggling.

This bitch is from the VICTIM generation, so I’ve been annoyed of her for a lot of reasons…ranging from her origin story that is a fucking lie…to her complaining that hotels don’t offer shampoo for black people…or black hair…because she wanted the people to know her dad is black and she’s mixed…so that she appeals to a broader audience I assume…and that whole thing was annoying….

But she lieks to have her tits out, fake tits from what I’ve observed, but it could all be photoshop, we live in a time when Halsey could just be a hologram, which would be great, because we could fucking turn her off…

Other annoying Halsey facts…the paparazzi caught her railing a line of whatever powdery substance in Miami…and brands still work with her…I prefer a time when getting caught meant not hiring you….but now we’re cool with celebs snorting drugs…since we’re all snorting drugs and can relate….don’t stigmatize addiction or partying….that’s discrimination…instead celebrate it….however…it’d be nice if this bitch got canceled….they never cancel the people I want them to.

Here she is for the new DKNY campaign

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