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2020

Feb

Margot Robbie With the Titty Tape of the Day

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Birds of Prey has a lot of hype because you virgin losers who great up on Comic Books instead of pussy get excited about these kinds of things. I guess it is premiering tonight.

You don’t care that each and every comic book movie is the fucking same, repetitive nonsense. You just like seeing it come to life. You like that it is always the same. You like that it is familiar escapism…that makes Hollywood billions of fucking dollars…thanks to CHINA (your overlords that own you and that dictate what you consume) financing this shit, or making it worth Hollywood’s effort to make these movies…cuz all they care about is money. But you know that complaint that whole ignoring actual good storytelling and good movies….it’s not just my opinion…..

You just care about your dumb comic characters that nerds like KEVIN SMITH were so into that he named his daughter after her and you are excited that Wolf of Wall Street’s breakout starlet thanks to being naked the whole time is going to be in Cosplay for 2 hours of shit….things you can jerk off to….despite her being a garbage fucking actor that is just on rotation cuz she sucked the right dick. She can’t even mask her AUSTRALIAN accent in any movie she’s in, and I”ve seen her fucking movies….because like you…I just wait to see if she gets naked….but she never gets naked…she did that once to get in, but now that she’s there she maintains looking like a 45 year old mom…that for some reason no one else sees as a 45 year old mom…

This is her on her promo tour….because when she’s not promoting her movies for her big pay days…she’s basically invisible where I like her.

Here she is on the media tour on the Ghraham Norton Show, at the BAFTA’s, and fixing her tits on Jimmy Fallon

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2020

Feb

Couple Quaantined in a Box and Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk ZOmbie

Snowy Spin Out

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2020

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I just heard some of the Johnny Depp / Amber Heard tapes, not that I care about celebrity gossip, but everyone is turning on the bitch. Finally.

Funny that I’ve always had Johnny Depp’s back.

I’ve always called Amber Heard a ghetto fucking snake.

I never believed that Johnny Depp did anything to her and that is was a full fucking set up because her even being with Johnny Depp was a fucking set up. I’ve hated that trash since she first showed up on the scene and claimed she was bi-sexual for attention before she found her real target….

Yet, I’ve been positioned as some misogynist woman hater when I just know women fucking lie…pathological…without any fucking remorse because all their care about is their fucking life/world/etc.

So as Johnny Depp was cancelled cuz some trash whore sold him out, and as she tried to take all his money, cuz some trash whore sold him out, the trash whore was seen as a hero….

I have known women to cry rape, cry sexual assault, cry “I was drugged” when they drank too much, cry “battered wife” all when that story suited their agenda. They believed their lies, sure…but that doesn’t make them any less fucking psycho…

Don’t believe all women this weekend…or ever….

Remember scripted reality is nonsense when reality reality is fucking ridiculous…

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Self Proclaimed QUEER Actress of the Day
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The Doctor Who Said 90k People have Corona Virus is Dead
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Charli XCX Legs
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Jessica Simpson Turned Down Lead Role in The Notebook
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Elephants Saluting Humans that Helped them!
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Massive Far Interrupts Kids VLOG
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Brooke Nader is Hot
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Josie Canseco Looking Rough while Partying in Miami
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Fat Actor who Lost a Shit Ton of Weight
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The AC/DC Belly Dancer
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Movie Full Frontal
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Fran Drescher – New Sitcom
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2020

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day was sitting and wondering what Kirk Douglas knew that Hilary didn’t want us to know….you know spend my days on important shit.

Clearly the way to live a successful life is sitting and staring at the wall, with absolutely nothing running through your brain. Or playing video games, or scrolling social media…or binge watching TV shows…or porn…..wondering what Kirk Douglas knew that Hilary didn’t want us to know…

Sitting here on that mindless shit…..being medicated, having chronic illness and addiction that gets in the way master plans….but who needs master plans when you’re low maintenance, enjoy canned beans for dinner every night, and living like you are some kind of brain injury, half retard who gets basically nothing done….as you sit jerking off like a full retard at the public pool…making eye contact and staring into the eyes of those poor grannies in aqua fitness while contaminating the pool. Code Brown.

Because when you got porn….you’ve got meaning to your otherwise meaningless existence….

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Margot Robbie in a Blazer with Nothing Underneath…
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The Most Annoying Actress who Now Identifies as Queer
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Gabby Luna Sheer Top Photoshoot
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Fraud Builder Gets Caught
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Shoplifter Uses her CUNT
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Slutty Josie Canseco is a Fucking Wreck in Miami
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Elephants Salute when Baby Gets Saved
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Worst Incense Ever
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Post Malone’s Horrible face Tattoo
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Margot Robbie Flashing her Body at a Talk Show…
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Liz Moss is a Fucking Troll Monster Flashing her Panties. She So Gross.
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Chantel Jeffries Pokies and Cameltoe in Pink Bikini…for the IG Perverts…
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Biden Mouth Kissing his Grand Daughter – A lot
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Fear of the Walking Dead Girl in a Bra
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Brittany Odell Amazing Vintage Shoot
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How Super Bowl Kitchen Works
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Dude Tells Girl They are Going to Bieber – End Up at Wrestling -Fake Prank For Sure – But She’s Hot
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Sofia Richie Quits the Kardashians
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In case You Missed It….Ashley Tisdale’s Pussy Dance
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Sofia Richie is Becoming an Actor Now – Because We Don’t have ENough Actors…
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Isabella Manderson is Trying to Get Tarantino’s Attention with her Tits
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Adriana Lima Looking Hot Heading to the GYm
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Zoey Deutch in FIshnets
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World Record for Racing Monster Machine
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Ethan Suplee from BLOW and LOST – Lost 250 LBS and Got Ripped
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Megan Malone is a Hot Big Titty Model
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Fake Cop Gets Arrested
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Convertibles are Out of Style
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Katie Holmes Getting Racy and Pantsless for A Magazine Shoot
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Hangover Prevention CURE
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Kendall Jenner Granny Panty Photoshoot
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Margot Robbie – Racy Outfit with her Tits Out
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Jane Levy is a Redhead at some Event
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Anna Kendrick is so Ugly
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Lana Condor in Leather Pants
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Rhea Seehorn in a Tight Dress
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Zendaya Skinny Legs
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Eiza Gonzalez in Fitness Gear
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Emily Blunt in Some Magazine…
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Charli XCX bikini
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Selena Gomez – Slutty in a Magazine
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Celebs Celebrating AIDS
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Heather Graham on the RUNWAY
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A Bunch of Butts
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The Grossest Fucking Body Ever
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This Seems Sorta Gay
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Girl Spreading Legs in Summer Dress
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ShortyfromTalibann – Ass Out…
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Amazing Amateur Booty Shake
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Using a Dick to Wipe the Tears Away
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So You Wanna Be a POrnstar
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Girl Named Billy in Short Shorts
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Lena Paul has her Tits
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2020

Feb

TikTok Video of the Day

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So this girl’s mom is the same one mad about the Super Bowl Half Time Show…that was the general consensus of the Super Bowl memes directed at conservative moms….like “Bitch do you see what your kid gets up to on Reddit, OnlyFans, Patreon, TikTok, Instagram”…like we are over the slut hump and sex is everything and everywhere….

I know that TikTok is a Chinese spying device on Americans that is also giving young people a platform for their comedy like it was vine, but for the most part I thought Chinese were more conservative than allowing videos of a girl rolling around talking about her snail trail….

Maybe they like snail trails because that’s how the Corona Virus started.

Who KNOWS but its amazing….I just hope she’s over 18….if she’s not, don’t blame me -blame TikTok the porn peddlars…

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2020

Feb

Rita Ora See Through of the Day

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Rita Ora may be a failed popstar, she may be an overrated instagrammer because she was a signed musical act a long time ago before being dropped by her label. She may not have those hit songs she’s always wanted. She may just be a personality who goes to all the right parties, dates all the useless people who she has dated while establishing herself in america…But she’s done it while rocking great tits…so she has great tits and that as we know and as we’ve seen so many times before is more than enough to exist, monetize, and matter.

I’m a fan.

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2020

Feb

These Images Didn’t Violate Instagram’s Policy of the Day

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Instagram like all the big internet businesses rely on porno to power their businesses. This isn’t a new concept, 30 percent of Comcast cable subscribers at their peak, when people used cable were subscriped to their PORN channels. They just didn’t want people knowing that they were a porn company and instead wanted to focus on the fact that they owned NBC or whatever fucking network is that they own.

Youtube and Google powered by PORN whether it is FETISH videos or search results, they just pretend thant they aren’t powered by porn…and Facebook with Instagram is no different….they just all turn a blind eye to the smut and do what they can to get away with the smut cuz it gets them money….it’s all a fucking scam…

But these images of some IG whore who gets naked, which I support and appreciate do not breach their terms and services…while I’ve had accounts deleted for far less…because there was a time I was using social media…hating social media…and getting deleted by social media for being too sleazy for social media…while this is “All Good”…

The world is hypocritical…the key is to figure out how to be on the right side of that table…where they don’t see you as porn, but as art or high concept….I am on the wrong side of the table despite not EVEN being porn and I’m ok with that…I’ have to be…all the other blogs like this cashed out in 2010 for millions of dollars while I was able to afford beer…but enough about me…how crazy is instagram …

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2020

Feb

Julia Roberts Tramp Stamp of the Day

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America’s Sweetheart brought out her menopausal mom body in her bikini….you know to show you how barrel shaped she is now that she’s old as shit….and how long gone are the days of PRETTY WOMAN…where she was hardly even a believable street whore…but then again street whores are such a thing of the past…that any modern version of a street whore is way more cracked out than those of an era when that was the only option….now they are just the only option for a dude on a budget, you know finding those toothless crackheads with no access to internet to solicit business….

Julia Roberts is also showing off her tramp stamp that is her kids names I’ve heard….which must be fun for her husband to cum all over when he fucks her from behind…assuming they fuck from behind…why would a husband want to stare at his kids’ names when fucking his famous wife up the ass…it’s just a weird thing to do to someone. Passive aggressive maybe….trying to push him away to fuck women who don’t remind him of birthing everytime they fuck…

I am not a Julia Roberts hater, I just never really bought into the Julia Roberts hype and these pics aren’t about to win me over….

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2020

Feb

Jessica Goicoechea is Kinda Hot of the Day

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Jessica Goicoechea seems to be some instagrammer who started a company, you know to give you that natural SEX DOLL IN YOUR BASEMENT THAT YOU FACE FUCKED TOO HARD look.

I am not hating on Jessica Goicoechea, I think she’s kind of hot, in a SEX DOLL IN YOUR BASEMENT THAT YOU FACE FUCKED TOO HARD….

She’s one of those naked on the internet to build your social media enough to go to LA and get rich guys to fuck you and pay your rent kind of vibes….that are now being polarized to try to convince ya’ll she’s an entrepreneur and not a sugar baby.

That internet is fucking nuts but being tall and thin and hot in a “conventional” she kind looks trans with those hard features way….I’m support the hustle.

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2020

Feb

Ireland Baldwin Trying to be Sexy Again of the Day

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Ireland Badlwin and her uneven big titties to go with her big body, bitch is like 7 foot tall, and is in lingerie….some corset shit to give her some shape because she’s obviously built like a tub of shit….some thigh highs and a lacy crotch shot…to compliment her series of prison tattoos she got to be edgy…like she wasn’t some spoiled entitled celebrity rich kid….

The best comments I’ve read on this site about her is “No wonder her dad hates her”….and I’ve been advocating that position since it happened, since he called her a pig, before he started his new happy family, leaving this broken trash to fend for herself, only to do this as a mechanism to fend for herself….and keep in mind…she’s been doing slutty content for years and NO ONE cares…which is tragic…when you’re a celebrity kid, with all that access, who has been on TV even if it was your dad’s roast, to produce low level smut other girls are going viral for, all while not going viral cuz we only care about HAILEY BALDWIN….pretty depressing. No wonder she’s tried to kill herself.

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