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Jutta Leerdam in a Bikini on a Boat of the Day

Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day

Anastasiia Mitina is the Instagram Of The Day

Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2020

Feb

Eiza Gonzalez Just Got The Corona Virus of the Day

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What is Eiza Gonzalez thinking putting her credit card in her mouth when the Corona virus is probably living on it from the last time she bought Chinese take out. RIP Eiza Gonzalez who might as well be already dead since no one fucking knows who she is….

I am one of the many rooting for the Corona Virus because we need a natural disaster to reset the way we live. I’m not some survivalist with a bunker ready for the apocalypse, but I figure I’ll go down with the rest of you, and likely survive, it’s some cockroach shit….

The fact is that everyone is so vapid, so dumb, so self absorbed….chasing some silly dream of fame and money so they can have mansions and fly private…they have no sense of community, decency and they are all polluted from shit like memes and the Kardashians…then the whole infrastructure with taxation, government control….all that other work 9-5 to barely get by….instead of just living off your land like it was the Wild West….society and the way it runs sucks…so follow Eiza’s lead and lick door handle like it was Josh Duhamel’s dick after him and fergie split (this was the other women)….and I’ll just watch you idiots scramble in your active wear…let’s hope those Spin and Pilates classes trained you to fight off REAL threats….and not your office variety of “my boss told me I looked good today, I’d like to file a grievance and I’d like a settlement” level #metoo…we are talking official SURVIVAL.

So go Corona…my Corona…I believe in you.

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2020

Feb

All the Tits Out for AIDS at the Amfar Gala of the Day

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I thought AIDS wasn’t a death sentence anymore. All the queers on the queer dating apps you lurk on because you’re bored of pussy after all that porn, marriage, failed relationships and ready to dive into the inner faggot you’ve always known you were are on PREP, some AIDS cocktail drug they all take daily to not get AIDS, which is a crazy fucking concept to me….”give me the AIDS drugs to prevent me from getting AIDS because I like raw ass sex with strangers…” even though if they got the AIDS they’d treat it with the same meds they are taking for recreational sex. Gays are fucking perverted.

I guess, you can’t stop a good thing is what the AMFAR non profit that obviously pays out it’s directors and doesn’t show a profit but that has probably made some people rich….like their employees and anyone who they hire to produce their star studded event….just scamming….since there is no need for a fucking cure for this shit…it’s not even illegal to not disclose you have it when you unprotected fuck a girl you meet at a bus shelter since not all of you are queers…

Point being, celebs like to look like they care, they like exclusive high profile events, they like to bring their tits out…and this is the round-up…but not the round-up that will kill you…MONSANTO.

SYDNEY SWEENEY with her perfect tits

Dog Faced Nina Agdal

Lais Ribeiro rushing home to relieve her babysitter

Josie Canseco

Heidi Klum Almost Pussy Flash

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Haley Kalil

Hot Elsa Hosk

Devon Windsor in a see through dress

Coco Rocha Bodysuit

Alexina Graham

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2020

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio Workout Erotica of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is the rich as fuck sex worker that was imported the “legit” way through the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret. She’s also a mom of two pushing 40 who has committed her life to staying fit and skinny because wha the fuck else is she going to do if she let herself go. Live off her money? Not be hired to do bikini photoshoots? Not be able to promote her own bikini line that is likely co-owned by the evil panty empire…it’s an offshoot brand that allows her to still work for them, even though she’s stepped down from officially working for them…and I guess none of that matters, but what does matter is her little round implants in a sports bra getting pushed up.

For the record, she was always my least favorite of the gang of brazilians, she’s pretty fucking average looking, now more than ever….just a typical hot mom at the grocery store…not an overhyped lingerie model…but we do live in a time were super models are dead, fat chicks are praised and “girl next door” average is the fetish…stop hating hot chicks.

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2020

Feb

Bare Ass Man Falls From Tree and Other Videos of the Day

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Sanitizing a Big Mac

Man Suspected of Corona Virus Getting Chased Down

Plane Split in Two

China Disinfecting the Streets with Guns is Insane..

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2020

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was thinking that if i was a doctor – I’d be an abortion doctor – my two passions pussy and killing the future generation….you know just doing my part to get some instant gratification from staring at spread pussy….and long term satisfaction from helping depopulate this mess that is society…

I know what you’re thinking and that is that I am a hero, I know…but I’m not, I don’t actually work as an abortionist, I am not a doctor and I don’t play one in back alleys….or you’re thinking that ABORTION is bad because you are a Christian jerking off to celebrities cuz anal porn is too sinful for you, despite eventually cracking and fucking your daughter’s boyfriend at a church retreat but I disagree….it is my feminist stance to empower women with the right to choose…their body…their right…while giving me a sense of purpose by slowing population growth on this overpopulated disease ridden cesspool called earth…

I guess what I am saying is people suck, babies represent future people…but pussy is fucking awesome….Abortion Doctors…they got it made…

Some morning links with my hangover…ok.

Megan Malone is Busty and Amazing Filipino with BIG tits
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Dude’s Racing Monster Machine
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Ariel Winter – Busty Cowboy Titty Troll
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Florence Pugh – Thick Thighs
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An American in WUHAN
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The Dude who TRicked Google…
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Grimes Attention Seeking Pregnancy Beauty Routine
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Demi Lovato’s Got New – Lame as Fuck – Dick – Fingers Crossed they Die Together
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In Case You Missed It – Belly Dancing to AC/DC
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Entitled Cyclists
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2020

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am a bully activist. People need to be bullied to be better. If they can’t handle it, there’s always offing themselves from the bullying. Survival of the Fittest not the fattest. Thank all bullies. Is there an organization we can join to train all these pussies to be bullies. You know to teach people why they suck, calling them out, to make them aware of their shortcomings for them to better themselves…

Everyday, this whole inclusivity thing, this whole you can’t criticize people, this whole “positive vibes” only shit…the whole “Be kind to each other” why? People are shit, and if they are shit they should be told why. We need to paint them a picture of what is wrong with them that they can either let roll off their back and not acknowledge…or take a constructive…..

Thank your bully, or reach out to those you bullied, and make them thank you for helping them in life….and if you destroyed them at their core and they are still resentful, remember that you aren’t broken up about it. You haven’t thought about them until reflecting on bullying. So fuck em. Filter out the weak.

I don’t accept everyone or include everyone and neither should the rest of the world. It’s ok to be exclusive and to hate fat chicks…and Amber Heard….

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Here are some stepLINKS

Belly Dacing to AC/DC
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Everyone is Mad at Jim Carrey’s Margot Robbie Comment
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Hailey Baldwin Bieber in a Bikini for Elle Magazine
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Ashley Tisdale Pussy Poppin…
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Demi Lovato and Machine Gun Kelly are Fucking
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Homophobe Finds Out her Candidate is a Queer.
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First Look at the Bella Thorne Chick Fight Movie…..
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The People Being Interviewed Leave Reporter Hanging
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Snake Game in Real Life
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Maria Menounos – Big Hips
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Jay Z Denies he was Making a Political Statement Sitting During Superbowl
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Guy Rigs Gun Safe with Alexa
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Model Claudia Martin Tits Out on Runway
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Kim Garner Nip Slip
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Selena Gomez Cleavage in a Magazine
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Cyclist Behaving Badly
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Guy Tries to Destroy Old Nokia – Fails
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Maya and her TOpless Gym Sock Fetish
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Christopher Lloyd’s Malibu Beach House is amazing
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The People VS Mexican Speech on Diversity
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Trump Conducting the Orchestra During National ANthem
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Ariel Winter Cowboy Titty Out Life
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Zendaya is Dating Co-Star
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Alexandra Marzella Nude Shoot
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Amazing Solo Amateur and her Toy
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Bieber Opens Up abotu Drug Addiction LOL
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Hannah Montana’s Prequel Getting Made…
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Rocket Powered Motorcycle
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US Citizen in WUHAN
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Vanessa Hudgens Cropped the Best Part Out
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Some Chick Named Marina MUI – Everythign You Need to Know About Her
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Early Film From the Invention of Film Digitized and Turned 4k
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Hangover Prevention CURE
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GET ALL YOUR SMOKER NEEDS FILLED!
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Laura Whitmore Titties Out
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Kim Garner – Bathing Suit Slut
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Lady Gaga so Fucking Ugly as she WOrks Out
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Lucy Hale on the beach with her Legs…
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Katy Perry Big Cleavage – Kinda
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Morgan Saylor – a Boat You Want to Jerk off On
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Why the Long Face Rainey Qualley
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AnnaSophia Robb – Cancer Haircut
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Kaia Gerber – Ass in Leggings
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Emma Roberts in Jeans
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Inanna Sarkis – Tight Dress
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Chloe Grace Boring at an Event
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Ashley Greene – Still Around – Still Useless
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Charlize Theron – Cancer Hair
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Claire Danes Still Living
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From stepSMUT!!

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Girl Twerking in front of Mirror While Sucking Fingers
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10 Acts that Make you a Whore
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Worst Way to Crack an Egg
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Reddit Amateur – Shows You Her Vagina
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Keeley Hazell Panties!
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Dildo Fail
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Flexible Girls
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Animals Hate Us
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Big Boob Amateur
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19 People Having a Shitty Day
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Girl and a Big Dildo
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2020

Feb

Salma Hayek Wet Latex of the Day

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$Salma Hayek Wet Latex for LOVE$

Salma Hayek is a pretty fascinating set of tits because despite being married to a billionaire and living that billionaire life, and despite having a lucrative career in Hollywood of her own, thanks to her tits, and I guess the fact that she was likely rich as most of the big titty Tijuana girls are working the Donkey Shows, not the TV shows, so it is safe to assume that this Mexican comes from privilege because you don’t need to be a white person to experience privilege…despite what the activists of the internet tell you…any ethnicity or culture can be privileged…as long as they are rich…anyway the rich girl from Mexico, turned Rich and Famous girl in the USA, turned Billionaire wife she still uses her tits for attention and that’s awesome….

Then again, it’s very possible that her husband is behind this, because rich dudes are fucking weird, with all their weird fetishes, and having his wife reduce herself to just being a set of tits for a magazine is what he gets off to. People are cucks, people like to see their wives fucked by big black cock unprotected in hotel rooms while they jerk off, and those aren’t even rich people….those are just average perverts into making a whore out of their wife cuz they find it hot….so maybe this is his version of that….

Or maybe she’s just reminiscing now that she’s made it on all fronts of the times she would show up to castings with her wonderful tits, when she was just a set of tits on a small Mexican frame who spoke broken english, which could just be an act….when they would look at her and say “I think these tits will be good in so many movies, let’s make it happen”….you know some Nostalgia since she’s old as shit…but doesn’t matter…they are still carrying her figuratively….as she carries them…literally…and this shit is a nice and sleazy use of the…even if it’s for fashion….

$Salma Hayek Wet Latex for LOVE$

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2020

Feb

Hailey Baldwin Bikini of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin figured out the formula. After years of whoring herself out to the Kardashian / Jenners and Hadids. You know trying her best to get on their level of relevance while always being the third tier one that was ignored. The one who would get the occasional brand deal for her instagram modelling career, but for the most part would lose out to the others, so she’d just be the tag along, who would just go around for free, growing her followers, but she was in fact the one who needed the money the most. She’s Stephen Baldwin’s kid and that dude’s a fail…not just because he raised her to be a weirdo christian due to his addiction recovery….despite her being a half naked whore on social media which I don’t think is very Christian at all….but either way…there were struggles for her.

All that went out the window when she married Bieber, who recently reported that he was a heavy drug addict, making it easy for the girl he de-virginized when she was underage to move in on him. You know to help him get rid of Selena Gomez and to give her a platform to launch that “celebrity” she tried so hard to get, only to realize the strategy for her to become a false idol was right in front of her….marry someone super famous and matter.

What the fuck is the media asking her…..I can only imagine the fluffy nonsense that she spews in interviews. Like “I decided not to go to college to travel with the Jenner’s and Hadids to grow my Insta”….”God was on my side when I was able to rope Bieber in, Go God”….bitch literally does NOTHING and has no reason to be talked about, but the media is bored.

Luckily for her, Bieber has no pre-nup with her, she’s set for life, at least better off now than relying on Stephen Baldwin’s trust fund….and the media is loving her finally, getting her in magazines like ELLE, finally going viral the way she always dreamed while she wasn’t reading her bible and ignoring her bible…because why bother being a good person of the church when you can be a vapid celebrity cunt….literally…she’s the cunt…a vapid celebrity fucks….

Hot bikini body though.

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2020

Feb

Charli XCX Bikini of the Day

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Charli XCX is some doughy bitch who doesn’t look all that bad in her bikini, but in the start of her career as a pop star trying to make it in the USA, since she’s from the UK.

She started out as a leotard wearing, bikini wearing, tits out because she was all about her tits to market herself and that was cool…but I still don’t know any of her songs.

As we know with fat tits, the rest of the bitch usually follows suit and gets fat too, but this beach isn’t about to face some kind of Tsunami with her jumping in, she doesn’t look all that bad.

What you need to know about Charli XCX is basically nothing, she’s barely relevant. She’s not really a popstar as mch as she’s someone trying to be one and when tits are involved that’s ok.

I guess she’s got a new album, she’s touring, and this may be her year…which means more Charli XCX titty…not that that’s exciting…but it’s something…not really something substantial…but better than if she was some fat chick crying for obesity empowerment….keep the obesity in your bra fatty.

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2020

Feb

Doutzen Kroes Getting Wet of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes, who you may remember as being fired from Victoria’s Secret. She probably has a different storyline because women, especially hot women, don’t like to admit defeat, you know, something like “I resigned” or “I outgrew them” or “they were rapists and I don’t like rapists – down with the patriarchy – support all women” you know anything but being accountable for sucking.

She’s older now and her baby daddy is some IBIZA resident DJ who gets all kinds of pussy thrown at him and that I am sure he takes when his handler wife / baby momma isn’t lurking and cock blocking because she knows she’s lost her appeal. To him she’s the old bitch that made him babies who was once a VS model and now is just old. So the new pussy outshine the old…obviously…

THis is likely her attempt to be like “I still work, I’m still fit, I can still get half naked”….to appeal to him…and to counter the fact he thinks she’s a loser and I guess it’s working cuz bitch looks hot.

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