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2020

14

Feb

Top 10 Bush on Instagram of the Day

On Valentine’s Day it is important to remember that despite being a Publicly Traded company, Facebook’s Instagram is a fucking porn site.

So you may not have a significant other, you may die alone, as we all die alone, even though 150k people die on any given day according to a FB post I read, because FB has us by the balls….remember you are NEVER alone….as there are always whores putting smutty content out on the iternet that Facebook doesn’t deem pornographic…because they are selective in what they consider pornographic…and figure since the world is going more and more pornographic…they are just the online representation of that…and surprisingly…no one considers them a porn site and advertisers still make them MILLIONS upon millions an hour…maybe even a minute…because they are the fucking internet.

It’s all a scam, but I’m a bush advocate, and believe in BUSH activism, that celebrates the BUSH and having Facebook’s support of that is great, even though I know they’d delete my BUSH tribute account if I had one….likely within 2-4 mins of posting my first bush pic of some babe…

POINT being….you’re a loser, but you can distract yourself with smut…here’s TOP 10 BUSH pics of INSTAGRAM we’ve collected.

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2020

14

Feb

Julia Louis-Dreyfus Got Them Tits On of the Day

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This one goes out to all the motherfuckers who have a Julia Louis-Dreyfus fetish. You know some Elaine from Seinfeld who you may not have found hot on Seinfeld, questioning Seinfeld’s taste in women, only to realize she’s actually a billionaire or heiress to a multi billion dollar real estate company in NYC, who said “I want to do comedy”, so she went to Second City in Chicago, before being cast for SNL at 21….then Seinfeld happened…which is probably when you started jacking off to her and her titties….before figuring out how to repurpose herself instead of being type cast like Jason Alexander and Kramer, by doing VEEP and some other shows…because it was never about the moeny…that 100 million she made of Seinfeld is dog shit to what she’s actually worth…

ANYWAY…She’s 59, has been married to the same dude since 1987, had Breast Cancer…seems to have survived….and still has tits, probably not real tits, you know the whole breast cancer cutting off tits situation, but who is to say her tits before cancer were real.

I have no idea why I decided to do a WIKIPEDIA on Louis-Dreyfus but it happened.

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2020

14

Feb

Sarah Hyland Pelvic Floor Workout of the Day

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Sarah Hyland may be a genetic freak who has a body that rejects her own organs, forcing her to have multiple Organ Transplants, which for an Alcoholic, with an Alcoholic liver, that’s not the best thing to joke around about, knowing that I too will have my organs give out on me, but in my defense I am basically homeless, broke and pathetic, in a miserable life, eating very bad food….and not some under 30 celeb on a hit show…who should be built stronger, who has access to everything, including but not limited to the organs she harvasted, instead of giving them away to someone more deserving….

ANYWAY…she’s weird looking, for the first half of her career on the now finished series, she looked like an 8 year old…..and now she looks like a 90 years old…and it’s not just the dumb glasses…it’s the dumb face…but the body is tiny, the pussy mound serious, as she tries to build some muscle mass so that she doesn’t die.

I figure you might as well jerk off to this pussy performance from a celeb you’ve watched on TV all these years, I mean she didn’t put the pussy performance online for you to NOT jerk off to it. It’s not like this is GYM inspo or technique…it’s straight up “LOOK AT MY PUSSY PERFORM”….let’s film that and put it to press so the world can also “LOOK AT MY PUSSY PERFORM”….

Give her what she wants, even if she’s weird, you bunch of fucking pervs.

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2020

14

Feb

Ariadna Gutierrez Lingerie of the Day

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Ariadna Gutierrez is the Miss Universe Viral moment that involved Steve Harvey wrongfully crowning her, only to rip the crown from her excited hands, making people around the world laugh, because we love when people fail, especially people as obnoxious as pageant girls, who I guess when in Colombia are just doing it to get international success, which leads to work visas in the USA, so that she can smuggle drugs in her tits like Sofia Vergara and Shakira.

They gotta get those drugs in somehow…and it’s not always practical to do it when shipping Sea Food, or other produce to America, because those packages get searched, but when the mule is a woman the customs officials want to fuck, cuz they follow them on IG or the tabloids…or on TV and get distracted by being star struck…

I mean if you’re a Colombian drug cartel, you might as well use the hottest women you can, otherwise what’s the point of making all that money.

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2020

14

Feb

Amanda “AJ” Michalka Bra Top of the Day

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The Michalka Sisters are still at it..at least one of them is.

There was a time when they were the original Disney Kids to go slutty, which brought joy and happiness to the perverts everywhere who were into Disney Kids…sick fucks…including but not limited to the execs at DISNEY….who cast them or bought them from their evil parents that sold them to the industry.

I don’t really know their history, I’m sure I’ve posted on them at least 100 times over the last 15 years, and this one is out in a bra for you to jerk off to, because I guess that’s what they aim for, I guess that’s how they feel validated.

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2020

14

Feb

Lindsey Vonn Prepping for Valentine’s Day of the Day

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You all know that Lindsey Vonn, your American Ski Hero, is marrying a professional Canadian Hockey Player named P.K. which means she’s into the BBC (big black cock)…and I figure that for every racist dude out there disgusted by black on blonde porn, there’s a cuckold who pays black dudes to fuck their fat wives in hotel rooms….not nice hotel rooms…Days Inn looking hotel rooms….where they film the sex and post it to the internet…because nothing better than seeing your wife take a big dick…while your queer ass diddles with your mini-dick….

It’s a thing…and Lindsey Vonn does it without the whole white micro dick in the mix….she just goes straight for the rich black cock and it’s not her first time..she is the definition of “Once you go black”….and I assume it has something to do with her threshold of paid from all her injuries….her high testosterone from her muscles….and most importantly….her thickness that can handle being pounded….because clearly she fucking loves it.

Here’s some of her training for TONIGHT’s BIG Fuck….that will leave her cum farting and possible losing control of her bowels…stretched out right.

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2020

14

Feb

Influencers we Need Right Now

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Their name is ANGEL SHANE and she has 62,000 followers on TikTok because despite TikTok being a way for CHINA to track ALL americans, since they own it, it’s also a great place to find the next generation of internet sensation.

Her bio is “I’ am 42 years old Married Shane oneill #peace??love?heappiness ?(l)lgbiq” what the fuck…..I had a stroke reading that…..

TIKTOK…and content like this on TIKTOK is far more interesting than INSTAGRAM, far less filtered, fake, bullshit people with QVC dreams of selling nonsens.

It is more creative and more comedic…and I am glad that videos like this go viral. This one has over 400k likes on it, because it’s that fucking good, it is ART if you will…..

This should be a podcast series, a youtube channel, I want these two unboxing, doing HAUL videos, and all the other trends of the internet….because it’d finally be worth watching…it’d finally discount all the garbage these fake fucks who think they are important, despite sucking, are doing…..we don’t care about what you think, or your “HEY GUYS” lies…you’re a puppet trying to get famous and I’m onto you..

While Angel is just an Angel….married to shane and paving the way for the future…this is the future.

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2020

14

Feb

Girls on Reddit for Valentine’s Day of the Day

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Reddit is obviously the future of porn, because it offers a community environment for girls to post their nudes or half nudes to the gang of nerds looking for real girl content. Long gone are the days of produced porn, or paid porn, when hot girls are getting naked for free on the internet, with no concern of family or friends seeing it, no concern of future repercussions in terms of career or kids or bosses seeing the shit, they are posting up everything from anal, to orgies, to creampies with strangers…it’s next level.

Some are doing it to promote their only fans subscriptions, which you have to be dumb to buy into, some are doing it to sell panties or nudes direct to whoever wants to pay for more from the set, and it’s all pretty fucking wild to someone like me who grew up struggling to get girls naked, even though I knew girls liked getting naked, it turns them on, validates them, WHATEVER.

I know this is just a select few of the many on reddit, and the many on reddit aren’t nearly the MAJORITY of all women, but we’re moving in the right direction as a people….

Now try to tell me that Reddit isn’t a hardcore porn site, despite all their ad partners….I bet 75 percent of their traffic is driven to this kind of content…and this is the “TAME SHIT” because I don’t want to be posting official porn here….but there’s official porn there….WILD….

So nothing says romance like posting nudes to reddit on valentines day…

The captions of some of these included:

“Perfect for Valentine’s Day”, “Can I Be your Valentine”, “Valentine’s Makes me Horny”, “Happy Valentine’s Day”, “Come taste me I’m sweeter than chocolates ? Happy Valentine’s Day!”, “Come share some V-day pie?”, “Can I offer you a tiny 100lbs Asian for Valentine’s Day?”, “Maybe this should be my Valentine’s Day outfit [F]19”, “Anyone in need of a Computer Science cumslut for Valentines Day?”

Much better than elementary school when you only got one valentine from the girl in the class who gave a Valentine to everyone….while everyone else left you out because you’re a loser. MEMORIES…TRIGGERED…FUCK off.

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2020

14

Feb

Train Stunts and Other Videos of the Day

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SPLASHING A COP – AMAZING

Dumb TikTok Stunt

Driving Through a Store

Office in China Gets Sprayed

Great Driver!

Kid Sets Fire to Balloon Guy

Backup Battery Explodes

Monkey Doing House Work…

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2020

14

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s Valentine’s Day so do your wife a favour and don’t jerk off to celebs being sluts, and yes, by wife I mean girl locked in your basement who you’ve abducted because of your deep rooted love of love, a romantic..and if you’re not a horny Lohan level predator, with no woman in your basement…by wife I mean whatever apparatus you, living or dead or inanimate that you have sex with…including but not limited to cured meats, ziploc bags full of raw chicken or over cooked pasta, many options that you’re far too familiar with….valentine’s day every day!!

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