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2020

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is Valentine’s Day, so get out there and find girls looking for Valentines.

This is their last attempt to find cock before Valentine’s Day…so that on Valentine’s Day they have a date lined up.

They are at the height of hopeful romantic…even if they pretend they are happy alone…even if they pretend they don’t need a man…they were raised on Disney and love that cheesy romance shit…even if it’s for a night or two…

So tonight is the night….not that anyone even leaves their houses anymore, or meets in person anymore unless that meeting was cued up digitally, so maybe just fucking swipe on all the dating apps from your couch unshowered and disgusting…fuck the outside world…then fuck desperate girls looking for love tonight, because tomorrow it will be too late…because Tomorrow…tomorrow night all the table scraps will come out angry they don’t have a man..and it’s a far sadder fuck.

Here are some stepLINKS…Valentine’s Day Eve

Bebe Rexha Humping the Air
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Is Maisie Williams Brian Peppers?
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Broken Faced and Braless
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Elsa Hosk in a Tight Dress
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Miranda Emblem Nude on the Beach
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Snoop Dog Apologizes for Threatening to Kill Gayle King
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Every Slam in the UFC
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Sophie Turner is Knocked Up – CUMMED UP INSIDE
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Dynamite in a Sewer
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Jack Black CHoosing Fitness
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Audrey Bradford Shoulder Licking in her Titty Shoot
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Bella Thorne Valentine’s Day Smut
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Is Aquaman a Pedo?
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Driving Right Through a Store
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Big Earthquake
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Nancy Scvab in See Through Clothing
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Ratkow Promoting Bikinis on the Beach Like the Whore She Is
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Pet Raccoon Having a Great Day
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Kristin Cavallari’s Cleavage
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Miley Cyrus Stages a Nip Slip
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Natalie Portman VS Rose McGowan…
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Hangover Prevention CURE
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Hilary Duff in Bike Shorts
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Katy Perry is Terrifying
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Kate Upton Making an Appearance
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Lily COllins In Leggings for her Dad
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Kaley Cuoco is Not Hot
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Billie Piper CLeavage
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Charli XCX Cleavage
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Jasmine Tookes Catalog Pics
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Laura Whitmore Cleavage
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Taylor Swift is Aging ROugh
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Lily Rose Depp Midget Legs in Leggigns
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From stepSMUT!!

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Girl With Big Tits Playing with her Tits
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Dildo in Cornhole
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Sloppy Booty Slap
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19 Year Old ALready Knows What’s Up
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Mall Food COurt Orgasm
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Worst Way to Drink a Beer Ever – Bros Blow My Fucking Mind in How Faggy They Are
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32 People Having a Shitty Day
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BIG TITTY DROP
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A Bunch of BOOTY
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Interesting Sign…
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Wife Finds Out About Sidebitch
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Cracktivities
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Salad Fetish
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Mile High Claw
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Is this why People into Trannies?
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2020

Feb

Some Public Flashing of the Day

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I guess we live in a porned up generation where people are so exposed to nudity and sex that they are compelled to listen to their inner perversions and start living out their sex dreams.

No longer are we modest, but instead we try to go big or go home….some looking for a thrill risk taking to get off because jerking off to the Victoria’s Secret catalog isn’t enough for us anymore. We are changed as a species and one of the funniest things a girl can do to show us how fun, daring and exciting she is is flash, fuck or masturbate in public….girl gets clout for being wild, gets off for fear of getting caught and we get to see at their stunts that they aren’t even getting paid to do…they are just doing it for their love of being naughty.

Interesting times for sure.

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2020

Feb

Bebe Rexha Getting Sexy of the Day

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I tried to avoid posting this Bebe Rexha humping the sky bullshit, because she’s disgusting….

I am posting it because figured we should encourage all aspiring popstars pushing 30 to be the whores they were born to be thanks to their vaginas….and celebrate what is an era of all girls trying to be provocative like porn stars…no matter what they weigh in on the scale at…because I may find fat gross and you may find fat gross…but more and more girls are fat so we may need to accept the fat and I know you perverts fuck fat…I married fat…but I’ll never accept fat….and more importantly…she may have hot young fit fans who follow her lead of fucking the air when they want attention….she is influential cuz of her “celebrity” that was created and manufactured…but people are dumb and buy into that…so here’s some old fat popstar too old and fat to be a popstar trying to be hot cuz she’s not.

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2020

Feb

The Best Nudity with Food of the Day

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Are you all foodies? Do you remember a time when being a foodie wasn’t something for the BROS, it was for the metrosexual, cultured and sophisticated. A passion for finding exotic ingredients and having real cultural experiences when seeking out the authentic recipes around the world….and then social media happened and the bros of the world started becoming more and more queer as their shorts got shorter and shorts and next thing you know they are all trying to be Gourmet, using exotic or ingredients they foraged or got at a market…caring about flavor instead of caring about getting drunk at a kegger and fucking the cheerleaders with their boys. It’s been a weird transition….

That said, when it comes to girls posing with food, I can say that I am a foodie. Big fan of foot on genitals….but I am also obese…and a pervert so this works for me.

I’ve seen this trend of girls using fruit in front of their pussy, or tits, or whatever to be artistic and high concept, you know a split cantelope instead of their spread labia…..takes it from selfie porn to high concept….easy…without any fucking effort….

For Valentine’s Day, show your girl, or the crackwhore you recruited, this post and tell them that this is the art you want o create with them, get them nude in whatever ditch you are fucking them in and throw some salami, or bologna, or spray cheese at them…and make some fucking white trash magic happen….

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2020

Feb

Fat Demi Lovato on Set of Kate Hudson’s Fitness Line Photoshoot of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Demi Lovato fucking sucks. She’s a bratty entitled Disney Kid turned overly famous performer, at least based on her level of talent, who has been overweight for the majority of her career, with only the occasional “fit” windows and even when fit she looks like shit, despite all her hype, thanks to being a fucking industry puppet to make money and sell product to retard fanbase.

Anyway, everything about her is a fucking scam, there’s no way she’s not the vile spoiled cunt she appears to be and the worst of it is that she had a heroin overdose…and the industry didn’t cancel her.

I guess she makes them too much money? Or brands don’t care about heroin overdoses when the person in question is Demi Lovato. It’s just real inconsistent messaging. Why isn’t she cancelled? Why is she some hero of opiate addiction and her whole overdose pushed under the rug and spun into her being a victim, or suffering from mental health or “INSERT WHATEVER VICTIMIZATION YOU WANT TO JUSTIFY BAD BEHAVIOR”….

Now she’s promoting fitness gear as a fat chick in “RECOVERY” because addiction is a disease and she’s a hero…

Fuck off. Cancel her. Don’t let your kids buy into her. She’s a bad influence and she’s not even hot.

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2020

Feb

Bella Thorne Pre Valentines Tits of the Day

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It is PRE-VALENTINE’S Day EVE, so Bella Thorne was smart enough to use a tactic of clickbaiters trying to go viral, by doing thematic content built around holidays, so that sites looking for things to talk about on said holiday will use that content…and lead to free publicity….

Bella Thorne, despite her hard man face, is a big deal because she took Disney fame and made it social media fame…and her fake tits had something to do with that…because tits get hits.

She originally started with fitness pics, which turned to bikini pics, and have evolved into unshowered dirty panty pics where she talks about her period, IBS, farting and other things I don’t love hearing….the oversharing generation of “OMG that happens to me too”…..and now I guess she’s doing some Valentine’s Day bondage video, mask on in a position you’d see in porn of a POV dick suck….her face as plastic as most porn chicks…because it’s the porn generation, chronic masturbation and porn addiction applies to everyone, including broken victims of sexual assault…like Bella Thorne…who have nothing better to do all day than fuck, or diddle, or do whatever it takes to reach orgasm….

So why not share some of that with the people….

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2020

Feb

Madison Beer Bra Top of the Day

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Are you the kind of guy who looks at Madison Beer’s tits in a bra top, or are you the kind of guy who looks straight at her pussy in her leggings…to see if you can see her clit smiling back at you as you often can when girls wear leggings, depending on how much of an innie they are, or how fat the outter lips are, or how puffy that pussy is after attaching it to the Vaccuum attachment it is….

I looked at the pussy first, as I do, because I am a fan of pussy and in this era, tits are negligible. It’s like anyone can have tits, dudes can have tits and tits can be misleading…they can be purchased for CHEAP…I mean only 5k for tits is CHEAP…and they really don’t matter because small tits have as much to offer as big tits…thanks to their nipples….

So whether Madison Beer made her name on youtube being a girl with big tits that sang cover songs enough to appeal to fucking perverts who boosted her views and got her a record deal with Bieber or not, her pussy is what matters….so tight pants…good times…as she lures the paparazzi to document her nightly outing, this girl is PAPARAZZI fodder and I don’t even think I’ve heard any of her songs. It’s a manufactured career….as they all are….money is behind this so they are investing in making more money off of it….

The truth of it is she’s not even that hot.

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2020

Feb

Hilary Duff Bikini Poll of the Day

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Hilary Duff has been getting fit since having a baby. I assumed it was because she was revisiting her Disney role that made her famous and there was pressure on herself to lean the fuck up because she was one of those thick legged and thick assed bitch who looks like she does crossfit.

The kind of girl you’d want to help move your fridge, or any large appliance, because despite being terrifying her ability to crush watermelons with her thighs was exhillerating, plus a round strong ass from fitness isn’t always the WORST…..

There is finally a trend to health and fitness, skinny is back in, people like the fat kid from BLOW / LOST is a body builder now, Jack Black is trying to get ripped, the dude from Sunny in Philly also ripped….the whole body hacking in your 40s so you don’t die prematurely is real…and I guess rubbing off on Hilary Duff, who could be like all the moms at Starbucks eating cake and accepting their obesity and calling it baby weight, but she’s rich and famous and has access to aborted fetus stem cells to lean the fuck up….

Clearly this is her showing off her bod, doing a BIKINI Poll, where you can see her toned stomach…clickbait, sure, attention seeking, definitely….thirst trapping, obviously…but it’s still pretty fantastic.

No better way to let us know you’ve been working out, than to pretend to care about our opinion of her bikini choices…hilarious.

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2020

Feb

Miley Cyrus Nip Slip of the Day

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Miley Cyrus rocked a nip slip as a fashion accessory because she’s edgy. Playing that whole “I am so not Disney”, when she’s fucking Disney and nip slips are just what the mainstream does in their spare time…because we’re all sex and nudity positive except when the sex and nudity is on a site called DrunkenStepfather where they consider it porn.

The best thing about these pics is that Miley posted them to her instagram, where they got over 1,000,000 likes, despite being a fucking nipple, something facebook has deleted some of my accounts for much less, but I guess in a get with the program and get with the time of titties get hits, which they’ve always known, they figure let Miley who is super famous and good for business keep her tits up, because she get preferential treatment and her softcore porn is important to the platform.

I have a very specific opinion of nudity on the internet, I started this site as an activist or protest to the sites that were out there that didn’t post nudity that was being put out on the internet, unless it was a porn site, and I faced backlash, I forfeited making real money and building a real media company, all to post fucking nips, because I felt it was important, and worth more than getting paid out with a fluffy celebrity site calling all these whores “babes” and “amazing” like some fan boy fuck that I am not….so in being one of the early, non-porn sites to post nudity, getting rejected from ad networks, from google, from facebook, from all the big companies just became standard fucking practice and now that nudity is all people care about, and how you get pageviews…it’s like the last 15 years of marginalizing sites with nudity never happened…not to mention…I am still marginalized as a porn site with limited options for advertising….despite INSTAGRAM posting the fucking nip pics….and it’s all good.

The whole thing is just what I am used to and what I know..but I shame my fist at my computer everytime I see the hypocrisy….then I shake my fist at myself for not playing the system better.

ALL THIS TO SAY…I find Miley and her nips hot. I buy into her hustle.

THIS IS HOW SHE DRESSES IN NYC IN FEBRUARY…..

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2020

Feb

Sydney Sweeney Rubber Glove Porno of the Day

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It is always funny when you see these mainstream girls pretending to be a hipster, as ALL these girls do now that the hipster thing became mainstream and that whole vibe is basically a fucking GAP ad from the 90s.

The kind of party girl in the scene going to all the Coachella after parties where they have unprotected sex with Riff Raff, the rapper they based James Franco’s character on in Spring Breakers….or Diplo…or whoever the icon of their “scene” is. A stamp of approval that they got to have groupie sex as mainstream girls pretending to be hipsters with the faces of that whole movement. It’s the VAGINA health article they teach you about at all the Gynecological waiting rooms I sit in, not because I see a GYNO but because I like to see the women who see the GYNOs until I am politely asked to leave.

These pics are played out, lazy concept, not that good, but clearly committed to being a mainstream with a hipster vibe…..Something you’d expect to see the try hard Kardashians in……

Like all these hipster kids she probably has rich parents….so she woulda done alright in anything she does…but being a photog in an era of everyone being a photog gave her access to the parties she wanted to be at…and the exclusive and important people she wanted to be near. It’s all very lame.

So seeing Sydney Sweeney cleaning the floor in a skirt…like traditional housewife from the 50s is hot enough, despite not having enough of her tit in it, but you gotta ignore that gender role bullshit that the mall-shopper turned hipster probably felt was high concept commentary, speaking to the issues, since all these kids have no fucking depth…their interpretations about anything are a fucking MEME.

But they do have tits…at least Sydney Sweeney does and they are good.

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