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2020

12

Feb

Jennifer Aniston Erotica of the Day

Jennifer Aniston Interview Magazine

I know that this Jennifer Aniston shoot for INTERVIEW MAGAZINE, which I thought went bankrupt and shut down a while ago, but apparently still exists, at least to produce photoshoots of weathered and aged celebrity women showing off their panties like they aren’t in their 50s.

I know that J.LO and Aniston and other 50 year olds get a lot of hype for being fit thanks to expensive trainers that come to their homes, private chefs that feed them proper, an ego and narcissism that forces them to try to look good….but they are still 50 fucking years old.

I know that Aniston was the hottest thing on Friends, that she still makes money off Friends, that she’s been in a bunch of movies as the hot chick…even though she’s pretty fucking average….and the only real thing she did was hard nipples, or what we called NIP-ON, or what you call POKIES…on network TV when we didn’t have internet or porn. So she got jerked off to a lot, and that got confused for her being hot….

BUT she is in her 50s, dried up and menopausal, her cunt that of a 50 year old, SANDPAPER, despite never having kids due to her narcissism, not wanting to ruin her body or career, and no dude actually wanting to knock her up….they ran…to Angelina….

I mean face injections, stem cells from aborted babies that weren’t hers cuz of the menopause, Human Growth Hormone and every other trick out there is keeping her looking good enough to be the “OMG LOOK AT JEN IN HER 50s” bullshit US WEEKLY need to sell magazines to old ladies…

But she’s still in her fucking 50s….it’s gross. She is gross.

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2020

12

Feb

Perverted Old Man Making Out with Posters and Other Videos of the Day

Customer Throws Bucket of Chicken at KFC worker

Truck Collision

Spinning Out on Ice

Shopping Cart Ends Police Chase

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2020

12

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My wife always likes to remind me that the abortion she had of our potential child, which I assume would have been a flipper baby, or severely retarded based on my general health….was the best day of her life….

Having a fetus I helped created and stopping my DNA from going on another generation brings her joy.

Not that I wanted kids, it was a great day for me too. Having kids ruins lives and gets in the way of fun, but it’s pretty funny that it is a great day for her too because having her pussy vaccummed out like it was a hotel hallway floor after spring break weekend probably wasn’t all that comfortable….but ending my reproduction / procreation / lineage helped her power through….

This happened 20 years ago and she reminds me pretty much daily…not just on valentine’s week!!

Needless to say, the romance is clearly not dead in this household…

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Tinashe in a See Through Outfit
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Kait Gerber’s Armpits
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Conor McGregor on a Bender in a Crack Den
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The Say it is the World’s Largest Fireworks
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CULKIN DIDN”T FUCK MICHAEL JACKSON
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New Doc says TUPAC faked Death and is Living in New Mexico
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Dutch Headwind Cycling Championship is Hilarious
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Alice Frances Townsend – STAYING HYDRATED in a Wet T-Shirt
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Useless Chain Lock
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ATTACK OF THE PUSSY CATS
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Tasers Can’t Get this Guy Down
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Never Forget Courtney Love Warned You About Weinstein
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2020

12

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I was at the grocery store, you know my regular haunt, which makes me feel pretty old or like an actual dad, despite not being a dad, stepfather for life….

But back it the day when I would leave my house, without fear of weird diseases and other humans, there’d always be guys who would fall off the map because they would give up on going out drinking to be responsible to take care of of the family….whether that was getting a job or taking the kid to daycare…whatever it was…it was lame as shit, selling your soul to the devil, a reason to love abortions no matter how much you love your kid, or convince yourself that you love your kid, you narcissistic fuck…

That said, I was at the grocery store, the only place I go, where women dress sluttier than party girls of when I used to party…activewear everywhere….asses and cameltoes…

Anyway, I was in line behind these girls, who were probably 50, but who dressed like they were 15, and I guess couldn’t have been 50 because they were talking about their periods. Why do women talk about their periods in public, whether it’s natural or not, you can keep it to your damn self, but MORE importantly, why do women care that they are synced, or not synced, and why do they talk about how their are sisters because every month they bleed at the same time, a little checking in to make sure the other one is bleeding too…it’s weird.

I get it, maybe these moms are celebrating because it could be their last period, so long fertility and youth, despite the activewear you’re old as shit now….BUT I have a feeling ALL women do this to each other….with their BFF they hate because women hate each other…and the whole thing gave me a virtual erection since I barely have a functioning penis…so I tried to press up against one of their legs as if it was an accident…cuz if you’re gonna talk about your pussy…you’re gonna deal with me trying to jack off on your activewear, which clearly is a pervert, based on how it’s eating your pussy as I watch….a threeseome…with an inanimate object…..maybe all these women are in activewear because they LIKE how the pants hug their pussy and rub their clits…maybe I have missed the real reason for the trend….

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Margot Robbie Sexually Assaulting Timothee Chalemet
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ALlie Clarkson – Hot Strategically Topless Model
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January Jones in Latex for Shape Magazine
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Julia Roberts Wished Emma Roberts a Public Happy Birthday
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Pam Anderson’s New Ex Husband Paid Off 200k of her Debt before Divorce
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Jessica Alba’s Tits Shrunk!
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Stella Maxwell Braless in a Gown
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Gross Girl in a See Through Bikini
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Strip Club Not Paying for Stripper’s Jaw Injury….
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Ashley Lane in Black and White Showing Bush
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Chrissy Teigen in her Ass Leggings on all Fours Tribute to her Husband….
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Nanny McPhee Star – DEAD
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Teacher Quits During Board Meeting
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Rumer Willis Looks Like Ricki Lake
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Dua LIPA in Tank Tops
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Kaia Gerber Armpit Fetish….
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Nipsey Hustle Move Goes to NETFLIX
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Woman Eats a 6 LBS Steak in 13 minutes
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Amber Rose – Tattooed Forehead
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Hammer Bro….
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Some Model Named Carolina Sanchez in Lingerie
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Michael Lohan Arrested for Domestic Abuse
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Jim Carrey’s Late Night Entrance…
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Vulture VS Paraglider
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Puppy Brings its Own Food Bowl
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6 Year Old with Downs Syndrome Has Cops Called on her for Pulling Out a Hand GUn
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Dogs Love Food
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Hangover Prevention CURE
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Miley Cyrus Legs Out
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Kendall Jenner’s Full On Stripper Outfit
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Kendall Jenner Walking Runway
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Michelle Rodriguez in a Dress Despite Having a Cock
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Vanessa Hudgens On the Prowl Looking Hot
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Lucy Hale in a Titty Top for her Small Titties
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Kendall Jenner’s Full On Stripper Outfit
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Stella Maxwell Beach Lingerie Shoot…
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Dakota Fanning in a Pant Suit
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Lactacting Reddit Girl
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Amateur Reddit of the Day
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Gabriela Lopez Tits in Bed!
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Big Boobed Amateur Suckin a Dick
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Sucking Her Own Tit
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Anna Bell Rio Nude!
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Tori Black Bathroom Squirt
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Big Tit Problems
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Telari Love Crazy Ass Tattoo
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16 People Having a Shitty Day
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Amateurs…
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Big Booty…
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Slutty Girls in Cars
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2020

11

Feb

Kendall Jenner Stripper Outfit of the Day

Kendall Jenner Stripper Outfit

Kendall Jenner is in full stripper gear, in what we can assume is a tribute to the stripper that fell two stories in Dallas and now has her jaw wired shut so that she can’t suck dick and make the real money….I posted the video yesterday.

I figure Kendall is standing in solidarity with other whores because the stripclub won’t pay her out because stripping doesn’t come with health benefits…but she’s an elitist cunt and not paying shit…

But she could just be ironic, you know wearing the stripper outfit because the family’s celebrity started with sex work, Kim’s “STAGED” sex tape she signed a release on…to generate buzz for an already rich family…allowing them to become billionaires…GARBAGE….

It’s probably high fashion brand copying the cheap Miami made in China sex gear strippers wear to be “edgy”….because buying actual stripper gear at the sex shop is trashy, when it’s got a designer label it’s making a statement, you know because Kendall has so much to say and offer the world, her STATEMENTS really fucking matter to us….the lie promo model being treated like a fashion model because every industry is confused as they adapt to social media figure “she’s got those followers who convert, let’s put her on the runway, it’s the only way to get her promoting us for cheap cuz she wants the cred, otherwise we have to pay a million dollars a post”…all calculated…all garbage…all the time…

Either way, this is mocking strippers by her not stripping, it’s some clickbait, it’s some fucking false marketing…TRIGGERED as she jacks off a culture….


Here she is with a rabbit in her underwear

Here she is with her nipples out for Tom Ford

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2020

11

Feb

Miley Cyrus Mullet Tits of the Day

Miley Cyrus Cleavage Black Dress Mullet

Miley’s hair reminds me of the Vandals song “I Got an Ape Drape” that I listened to back in the 90s, when Mullets were out of style and only for white trash….

I am from Canada where every early 90s motherfucker had a mullet….we called it Hockey Hair..

So to me they’ve always been a bold and cool and amazing fashion statement…

It’s just unfortunate that early 90s white trash is the style of today’s hip and cool. It’s the mainstream. Even DISNEY kids are rocking it.

It takes out the fun in people actually still rocking the mullet.

It becomes Miley Cyrus lesbian nonsense ironic haircut…that 1,000,000 girls have since got….

It is like making fun of the beauty that is a person with a pure mullet because they think it looks good, or makes them look fast, dangerous, edgy, like they’ll wrestle lawn furniture or shoot squirrels in the trailer part for dinner…

But I guess she’s got the birth right to the Mullet…cuz her dad was king mullet….so she was raised into the mullet and keeping that alive…

I still find her hot.

Miley Cyrus Cleavage Black Dress Mullet

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2020

11

Feb

Ariel Winter Troll in a White Lingerie Outfit of the Day

HEY LOOK – A troll in LINGERIE…

I don’t know what it is about Ariel Winter, but I assume it is her lack of a neck, and her weird looking face, that may have been cute when she was a child star starting out, in a kid being cute kind chubby cheek put her in a peanut butter ad kind of way but the became a terrifying cartoon character looking thing that you fell you want to throw gas on and light up….at least if you were to wake up next to her….after she drugged you at a party….provided it wasn’t the actual Ariel Winter…who I guess gets some bonus points for being a celebrity and rich as shit…making fucking her a small price to pay for that backyard pool and never needing to work again…as you devote your life to carrying her purse and washing her monster back…

She’s had a tit reduction but still had tits….take a look at that.

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2020

11

Feb

Rebecca Black’s It’s Tuesday Titties of the Day

Rebecca Black is from “It’s Friday” the dumbest viral song to ever go viral in a much simpler time when things went viral.

I figured that since her career is based on that dumb fucking song that makes me so glad that I don’t work in an office because I assume the same people who say “Happy Tuesday” or “Happy Monday”…are the ones who say “It’s Friday”…quoting the song so that YOU know they were on the internet 10 years ago….offices…the fucking worst.

So my genius joke, because I am a genius, I know from doing an online IQ TEST, is that it’s not Friday, It’s Tuesday Titties and bitch is on that tits get hits, because she’s had a hit and knows hits, but can’t have a second hit because the thing with Viral videos is they happen and then they disappear….a blip on the radar and most talentless idiots just go back to obscurity…despite their internet fame and money…so she’s got her tits out…to let you know she’s more than a viral video or a viral song…she is also busty…and since we like tits…I support that.

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2020

11

Feb

Natalie Alyn Lind Big Cleavage of the Day

Natalie Alyn Lind is one of the Alyn Lind sisters, who I guess has really big tits. Which in case you didn’t know is the measuring stick of how many followers a girl on social media can get. If you got the tits, you’ll get the hits. That’s what granny always told me….along with “you can’t rape the willing” before forcing me to eat her out. She was a big woman. So strong. I was so helpless. It didn’t taste like baked goods, more like the Cod Liver Oil she took for her arthritis…

Not that Alyn Lind has to worry about a GRANNY CUNT yet…she’s only 20.

What you need to know about these tits is: Lind is the oldest daughter of producer John Lind and actress Barbara Alyn Woods. She has two younger sisters, Alyvia and Emily, who are also actresses.

Meaning another LA rich kid…doing titty things to get noticed. Do they all go to the same publicist or career coach in some instagram modeling marketing class….”Ok, so what you want to do is show off your tits, and people will notice”….that is a school I could be a professor in. I am looking for work…that is my calling…this blog shit is a waste of time.

The above pic was show with a potato….

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2020

11

Feb

Jordyn Jones Bra and Leather Pants of the Day

Jordyn Jones Black Leather Pants Bra

Jordyn Jones is out in a bra. We still don’t know what Jordyn Jones does, but she’s doing something that instagram seems to like…and that is all that matters…

She got her start on some reality show about child dancers, which I am hoping you’ve never seen, but assume the WRONG kind of dudes would watch religiously. Sick fucks.

I assume that she was being sexualized back then, like a Madison Beer on YOUTUBE, the GOOGLE owned site for predators and from there she learned to sexualize herself, probably with the help of stage parents trying to live the fucking dream, and I guess this is living the dream….a yojng girl in a silly pony tail and leather looking but probably animal friendly outfits for the fans to jack off to. Everyone’s a fetish model….that’s how they make it in America.

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