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2020

10

Feb

Tits from the Oscars After Party of the Day

It was the most important night of the year for the Hollywood Elitists who control all the content we consume and who are basically the fucking worst.

It’s just a bunch of rich people getting richer, trying to exploit talent to make it work for them, or overpay barely talented people who managed to go viral or have one success.

It is not a breeding ground for art or elevation of the consciousness of the world, if anything, it’s fucking smut that keeps everyone dumb as fuck….manipulating us with their glitz and glam.

It is not just a boys club, but a group of idiots who act like they are the cool kids at high school, when the rest of us are the nerds buying up their baked goods at the back sale to hope to be part of their group…when really we should want nothing to do with that.

Despite their attempts to be relateable, victims, real…they are just money grubbers who are sitting at the right table..who want to be validated and have an audience while barely having to work…so they can live that fancy rich life being praised…all while fucking sucking.

It’s an elitist crowd of idiots….and anyone who is anyone in the industry, or who wants so desperately to be someone within the industry, you know to feel validated and like they matter, because their lives are so empty that they put importance on bullshit like Oscar Parties….came out to make an appearance.

So fuck the Oscars, they don’t matter. Be Glad Parasite won to give you a sense that Hollywood is going through what your neighborhood is going through, the asians are moving in and they are paying cash….and rightfully fucking so…they do it better and don’t get lost in “this is marketable” flip flop bullshit that Hollywood does.

Just make good movies you cunts….and with that…here are some cunts doing Oscar shit – not to be confused with My drunk and half asleep Oscar Post of last night …which I wrote uninspired because the movie industry is uninspiring.

Fuck all these idiots.

Adriana Lima looking good

Candice Swanepoel in shorts

Aubrey Plaza Nerd Tits

Kate Hudson Scaring me

Hailey Baldwin in a see through dress

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Joan Smalls with the nipple pasties

Madelaine Petsch scary cause she’s got red hair but black eyes

Lili Reinhart See Through

Vanessa Hudgens Single and Slutty

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Suki Waterhouse See Through

Hairy Rowan Blanchard

Sydney Sweeney Perfect Tits

Taylor Hill in some weird costume

Kylie Jenner and Kim Kardashian stinking up the red carpet

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Hunter Hailey King and Joey King

Kate Beckinsale Slutty

Eiza Gonzalez Corona Virus Spreader

Em RatCow

Emma Roberts Hot

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Here are some shots from the Elton John AIDS Party

Ashley Green in some See Through

Christina Hendricks with her massive tits

Jessica Alba lost her tits

Erika Christensen Crying for Joaquin Phoenix

Tracee Ellis Ross with the tits

Shay Mitchell Pussy Flasher

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Posted in:SFW|The Oscars

2020

10

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens “FUCK ME” Dance of the Day

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In very important Vanessa Hudgens news….she’s posted up a dance of her asking you to fuck her…you know pretending she’s saying “Fuck Me” because of the struggle of leading the dance…but we know what she’s doing. It’s a SUBLIMINAL message to the people out there. I find it very hard to believe a disney trained dancing monkey can’t figure out a lame social media dance kids with no skills are doing.

She’s single and like all single girls, she’s looking for cock or at least male attention. She’s getting older and she’s at the height of her breeding window….and thus pretty horny, not that these actors with too much money and ego aren’t always horny.. she is the nude (with Bush) selfie taker back before that was a thing….edgy….but just showcasing everything those Disney Execs taught her in their casting couch training….

All I am trying to say is girls get bad when they get single and this is Vanessa Hudgens at basic girl antics that I’m all for watching how it unfolds…

She’s looking hot.

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2020

10

Feb

Lily Rose Depp See Through of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is flashing her panties, kind of, barely, I mean her dress is semi see through and you can see the diaper style underwear she’s wearing and that is enough for me, because I am a fan of Lily Rose Depp…

I find it annoying that everyone is out cancelling Amber Heard now that they’ve heard the audio of her being a snake, devil woman, black widow fucking husband user and abuser….all for her own personal narcissistic gain..but here I am calling her a whore for the decade she’s been around and no one is praising me for being the messenger of truth.

I can assure you that I’ve always supported Johnny Depp, not in a Believe all Women, just believe women who aren’t opportunistic white trash cunts….

Not that this has anything to do with Lily Rose Depp’s panties, besides the fact that that sexual predator may or may not have sniffed Lily Rose’s panties when they lived together, you know bi-sexual women are weird.

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2020

10

Feb

Bella Thorne Tight and White Cameltoe of the Day

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This is the best Bella Thorne’s looked in a while now. Apparently she wants to look more Latina, because Latina is a trend.

I know, sounds racist for some pale white bitch to be saying she’s going to become more latina, but the thing with racism is that her dad was a Cuban, she is from Florida, so why not milk that….it’s her right, her ethnicity to get a spray tan and darken her hair to tap into Cuba….

I prefer that angle to her plastic faced red headed mother’s look she’s been carrying around the last few years when her and her mom were in exile or estranged or whatever these rich fucks do when they throw immature tantrums at each other….but when you’re so fucking white washed, despite having CUBA LIBRE up inside her DNA, it’s something she should be cancelled over…you know so she can burn through her money and end up a Reddit Sex worker selling her nudes…

She’s still got a big dude head….and her level of hotness debatable…but still looking better than when she looks like a homeless crackwhore who smells like piss and shit…

Here she is dressed up for Elton John’s Annual AIDS party for the Oscars

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2020

10

Feb

Bebe Rexha Ass and Titties of the Day

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Bebe Rexha isn’t as fat as I thought she was, or as fat as she looks. Which is unfortunate. I like making fat jokes against any fat chicks, especailly old fat chicks, who are trying to make it as popstars before they turn 30, despite being 29, after a career as a successful song writer, because that is how ego and narcissism work

I write hits for other people, I deserve my shine, and now that body positivity is everywhere, I can be that popstar and no one can say get back in the closet and pump out more hits for other people….like they would have decades ago when we had no patience for fat people…and the fat people we did have patience for died eating a ham sandwich…

I guess compared to real fat fucks like that orbital at the Oscars from THIS IS US, showing off her singing ability to everyone’s amazement, you know get it in there before heart disease kills you in a few years, because of course Christie Metz can sing, Hollywood is still vain and disgusting and the diversity and inclusivity thing is a fucking joke, they are not going to have different obese people, just one for every color and sexuality and gender that can do a bit of everything….we got the white fat chick, the black fat chick, the asian fat chick, all fat chicks can sing and dance and tell jokes and act….these are premium fat chicks…not the Walmart variety fat chick just struggling to buy that jumbo canister of cheese puff…..

Anyway, Bebe Rexha still fat, those cankles are terrifying, but NOT quite as fat as she could be for the real fat jokes to shine…and that’s sad to me.

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2020

10

Feb

Gideon Adlon Got Some Tits of the Day

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Gideon Adlon is the daughter of actress Pamela Adlon who was the voice of Bobby Hill on the show King of the Hill and these are her tits….cleavage out and giving her her own post.

I don’t know why she’s getting her own post, but I did once had a cat named Gideon that was named after the Gideon bible found in most hotels, mainly my mother’s by the hour, AIDS ridden motels, that we spent the majority of our time in….me locked in the bathroom while she turned tricks It’s a profession….and it is how I got conceived, so protistution is a win across the board….

Anway, we had this cat gideon that was a total fucking asshole, it probably lived to about 20 years old, but died when I was about 5. This fucking thing terrorized the fuck out of me. It would stalk and hunting me when I was minding my own business….the first and probably only pussy to ever attack me….I’d wake up with it smothering me, if I tried to move it, it’d hiss bite and scratch…a real pain in the ass…but all things you’d probably want this Gideon to do to you cuz of that FEMDOM fetish you have, watching girls crush balls in high heels just gets you.

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2020

10

Feb

Adriana Lima Topless of the Day

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Adriana Lima is bragging that she’s 38 years old I assume…I mean I am not too sure what the hell she’s saying, it’s probably a language barrier, I don’t speak Brazilian Portuguese…

But the long skinny legged Victoria’s Secret model who held on a solid five years too long, and who was fat in her final years as a VS model, is working out I guess, or maybe on the face injections, or maybe eating aborted fetuses for the stem cells and HGH….I don’t fucking know…but she’s proud as she muffin tops out of some skimpy looking spanx style shorts to help fight the look of menopause.

I guess 38 isn’t really that old….but it is for women….who rely on being hot models to validate themselves like they were a parking ticket at the local mall. Spend 30 dollars and get 4 free hours….

Here she is at some Oscar Vanity Fair Party…

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Posted in:Adriana Lima|SFW

2020

10

Feb

Gigi Hadid, Bella Hadid, Kendall Jenner Nipples for Fashion of the Day

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I don’t find any of these girls interesting. I don’t find their foray into fashion all that special or fascinating. Fashion used to be some exclusive thing for rich people, now it is just trash. Strippers save up their lap dance money to buy bootleg version of the shit. If anything I just find it dumb.

So GIGI, Kendall and Bella Hadid all with their nips out for fashion, doesn’t have the same impact on my soul as when I used to jerk off to fashion magazines in the 90s. We’ve all seen their tits before. They aren’t that hot. They are overrated hype and it’s hard for me to ignore that they are Kardashian built digital marketing success stories. Just a group of rich kids who were like “I want to be a fashion model and taken seriously” who were able to amass the following to make the mooch fashion industry that just wants more and more sales of their overpriced garbage and getting some social media whores from Reality TV in on it made sense….because they can push product.

This is basically the best seller at your local Pyramid scheme being treated as the face of the brand because it’s a small trade off to get her to make those sales…because these three push product.

The fact anyone finds them interesting or deserving is just a sign of the times, where all people care about is sales. Bottom Lines…and this trash helps them get there.

The funny in all this is Gigi Hadid looks like she just celebrated her 40th birthday party, is run the fuck down as her old tired faces melts off her. Bella Hadid is some jacked up monster with hard edges who looks like she could be a murder weapon if she sucked a dick deep enough to make contact with the body….and Kendall just looks like Bruce.

But for some reason people still pay attention, hopefully not the younger people, it seems they’ve run their course….retire them and bring some actual babes, not rich kids with the right connections.

Here is her sister Bella Hadid in the same runway show with the sister tits

And here is Kendall Jenner with her tits out for Tom Ford also.

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Posted in:Bella Hadid|Gigi Hadid|Kendall Jenner|SFW

2020

10

Feb

Man VS Camel and Other Videos of the Day

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Donald Trump Ecstacy

Idiots of the Day

Icy Hill Car Slide

Driving Fail

Haircut of the Day

Dumb Girl Gets Dumb Vibrator Stuck in her Dumb Cunt

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

10

Feb

Stripper Extreme Pole Dancing Injury of the Day

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The things these whores will do for their OnlyFans accounts….you know to get clout…up here in Canada we’ve got a girl who threw a chair out of a high rise only to get cast in a Drake Video…then this weekend some fucking lunatic got towed behind a fucking bus on a busy street in Montreal….for the clout….

Now some stripper doing extreme stripping, which in and of itself is redundant and stupid, we don’t need this kind of spectacle with our stripping, a three story high stripper pole for a bitch to fall off of…seems insane….when I just likes seeing half dead addicts awkwardly move on the stage…the kind of girl who stains you pants when you get a lap dance…this isn’t cirque du soliel you over achiever…

Anyway, bitch fell on her fucking face, she lost a bunch of teeth, will sue the fuck out of the stripclub unless they made her sign a waiver and will like end up on ELLEN to talk about the incident…which will be turned into a book series, tv series and movie…maybe even a video game…stripper pole challenge….the reality show….extreme stripping the show on Discovery and now bitch is a billionaire without having to grind on dudes until they cum on themselves….

She does deserve some love for the finishing twerk…showman ship….twerking off the injury…a real star….

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