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Jutta Leerdam in a Bikini on a Boat of the Day

Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day

Anastasiia Mitina is the Instagram Of The Day

Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2020

Feb

Kaley Cuoco and her Bolt Ons of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco’s husband or boyfriend, I really don’t give a fuck about Kaley Cuoco or keep up with any Kaley Cuoco news, posted this video of her face close up to show you how fucking terrifying the overpaid, worth over 100 million dollars, all because she was on that dumb fucking show you autistic fucks are into cuz it’s nerd oriented, where she played the “Hot chick” despite not being hot, and where she spent some of that 100 million dollars on new tits.

Kaley Cuoco posted up pics of her tits, that I assume were in video but I don’t have the GIF….or the video…so screen caps will have to do…I’ve already spent too much time on this old timer, who may be a crowd favorite, but who is pretty fucking trash to me…

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2020

Feb

Rowan Blanchard is a Hairy Armpit Disney Kid in a Racy Shoot of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is in some sheer underwear, with some Butterfly nipple pasties covering the goods, while showcasing her hairy armpits because it is a generational thing, and despite being the number 1 Bush ambassador on the internet the last 15 years because I have always loved bushed and will forever love bush….if you read the site, I don’t need to go into the reasons why, I don’t need to write my love poem to bush, just know the bigger the better….

BUT I HATE ARMPIT HAIR….

Call me a misogynist….by I don’t seen how a bitch growing out her pits like nature intended it is attractive. We’ve been conditioned to hairless ARMPITS for a fucking reason. I was traumatized when I had an obese white trash foster mother who wore tank tops….she was a midget but midsummer I’d see sweat beading off her armpit hair as we were eating and I’d fucking gag….she thought it was me gagging to her tomato paste filled meal…and would punish me by raping me in the worst way possible any time I showed any level of protest….so I am fucking TRIGGERED by armpit hair.

Which means this ROWAN chick is totally insensitive to my needs as a VICTIM with her shameless showing off how feminist she is.

She won’t cave to our toxic masculinity and ideals…by shaving her pits, our NEW normal…and something France has been like “We’ve had armpit hair forever, stupid english people”…at least that’s what she’s saying but we see through it, you’re a fucking Disney Kid trend hopper doing what is marketable…standing their ARMPITS up in a “LOOK AT ME” …”LOOK AT MY ARMPITS”….drawing attention to herself with fucking neon signs and a marching band…and some asshole on the street corner flipping his sign….level of “LOOK AT ME AND HOW EDGY AND DIALLED IN I AM”…

For those of you who don’t know ROWAN, like myself, she’s Cory and Topanga’s kid in Girl Meets World….a Boy Meets World Spin Off that really only Launched Maitland Ward’s porn career.

From her wikipedia:

In a series of tweets in January 2016, she stated that while she had “only ever liked boys” in the past, she was “open to liking any gender” and therefore she identifies as queer.

So fucking deep you fucking victim / trend jumping idiot. What happened to Girls Gone Wild being mainstream behavior for girls….this whole “Queer, Feministy, Activist, Sex Assault Victim, Abortion Pusher”….is just dumb.

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2020

Feb

Jaime King Goes Full Retard in a Bodysuit of the Day

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I am not politically correct. I figure the one benefit of building a site off making offensive, off color jokes multiple times a day over the last 15 years, is that I can use words like “RETARDED”….I know that it may date me, and not in a dick in mouth kind of date, but let you know how old I am….because I like words like “Retarded”….I also like words like “FAG” and other things that have been banned from the internet cuz you are all a bunch of pussies…

So whenever I see anyone in a helmet, I automatically think of a retard just trying to live his best life without another brain injury from all his retard banging his head against the wall or stumbling while not masturbating at the public pool for the old ladies at aqua fitness.

Plus Jaime King is a fucking retard….a heroin addict model who had a boyfriend die of a heroin overdose like he was less skilled in heroin use than Demi Lovato…which is pretty fucking embarrassing to all the heroin uses…a Disney Kid is harder than you….and now she’s a fucking mom in LA pretending to be an important actress…but she is in on one piece.

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2020

Feb

Charlotte Lawrence Nude Dress of the Day

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I wouldn’t go so far as to say that Charlotte Lawrence is the future, but she is the most recent Hollywood raised rich and spoiled brat, who has decided that she has the talent or personality to be on stage, with fans of her own, through music or whatever it is that her parents are paying for.

This Kate from Drew Carey daughter is out here being “RACY” with some nipples exposed for attention and the whole thing is a hilarious situation because she’s a rich kid….with a career being bought for her…trying to be the next BILLIE EYELASH I guess….pretending she’s getting where she’s getting from her own merit, while the only reason I know she exists is her parents…because NEPOTISM works especially when girl is some pervert exhibitionist using the tits.

This is the new generation. Watch them walk that line of porn / mainstream….cuz they’ve been taking slutty selfies and watching porn thanks to being born into the internet era.

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2020

Feb

Kate Beckinsale’s 40+ Year Old Ass of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is here acting like 47 year olds are the new freshly turned 18 school girl discovering herself, when really it’s justa 47 year old, that has the same 47 year old pussy that has had 47 years of use, and that is not the “new 18″….even if it looks pretty skinny.

There’s not arguing that Kate Beckinsale is hot and that she looks amazing for her age, but she’s still old as shit, even if old as shit doesn’t look like the 40+ fetish mags we used to steal from the corner store in the early 90s because the store owner didn’t give a fuck if they went missing since no one was weird enough to be buying them.

But she’s still 47. Skinny yes…but 47.

As far as I’m concerned, along with being used as a fantasy to her weirdo nerd fans, her only other use is to make other 40 year olds and even 30 year olds feel like fucking shit about themselves, makes them easier to fuck…and maybe some 20 year olds feel like there is hope that they will be this good at 47 too….committing to a life of staying skinny….but 20 year olds are made different now and all about the fat.

Either way, mom of an 18 year old in slutty fitness pants holding her skinny ass all together should be enough to tap into your fucking weirdness, to help you visualize and live out all the fucking perv shit you’re into…cuz I know ya’ll are weird.

Her she is grinding up against a punching bag…for the perverts..

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2020

Feb

Girl Slams Into Wall On That VR and Other Videos of the Day

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Don’t Do Drugs

Plane’s Emergency Landing

U Haul Driver of the Day

Chinese Man Spitting on ELevator

Girl Slams into Car DOING dumb fucking shit.

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2020

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wonder what they racist effect of Corona Virus is having on Asians. While at Wal Mart doing my Wal Mart shopping and Model Scouting for the next nude shoot on the site I put together called Wal Mart Moms and their GUNTS covered in cooking oil and other ingredients used in White Trash baking…..I noticed people avoided all the asians in line…so there was one line with one asian girl…and all the other lines had about 40 fucking people…no one willing to risk getting behind her…and I did what any self respecting person not scared of death or disease or getting behind a bitch unprotected would do….and went into the longer line with no Asians….I guess she could have been Native, Inuit or Mexican and not Asian at all….but fuck that.

I guess when it comes to getting disease…you can never be too safe….whether I fucked homeless women no condom or not…I ain’t risking getting in that news coverage on the first patient to get Corona Virus in Montreal. I don’t like that kind of press.

Here are some stepLINKS….in the morning…

Kaya Noid is Nude
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In Case you Missed it – LEGLESS LAP DANCING STRIPPER
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Mark Ruffalo May Star in HBO Parasite Spin Off
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Hailey Bieber – Almost See Through
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Cat Thinks a Long Time Before Hitting Dog
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Man Confused about the Tire Shops on Either Side of Taco Bell
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Dog Finds Mud Puddle
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What Welders Do for Fun
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Bill Nye the New York Dancing Model
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High School Basketball Team Beat their Coach
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Car Loses Control on Freeway
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Ice Cube Performing to a Bunch of 10 Year Olds is Weird
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2020

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been eating out my Gwyneth Paltrow candle all weekend…and my lips are all burned up…i got a rash and I could have a Parasite, but that may just be me being overly paranoid ever since I had an actual parasite from Mexico that makes this whole movie win pretty fucking triggering….everytime Parasite is said, I’m remembering the shitting out of my ass for 7 months and never fully recovering…thanks Academy Awards…where is the sympathy and inclusivity for parasite survivors….maybe parasite survivors isn’t an official gender, race, deformity, retardation, sexuality yet…but it is something….shmers…

Oh some steplINKS…click them 5 times…

Sydney Sweeney is Killing it with the Cleavage
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Vanessa Hudgens is Single and Posting Slutty Content
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Alison Brie Full Frontal
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Cheer Duel Turns into Fight
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Amputee Stripper Gives a Lapdance on a Radio Show
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Cheer Squad Duel Becomes a Brawl
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SABINE KHABIRI KISSES HERSELF IN THIS LINGERIE SHOOT!
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Shay Mitchell Panty Flasher
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Birds of Prey Bombed
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Cindy Crawford’s son Gets a Lame Face Tattoo
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No Running in the House Fail
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Basketball Team Attacks Their Coach
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Suki Waterhouse Weirdo See Through Dress
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Selena Gomez Hot Photoshoot You’ve Likely Seen
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Storm Causes Tree to Go Down – Narrowly Avoiding Car
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Kaia Gerber – Hard Nips
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Deodorant Nip Slip
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Leo’s Busty GF Won the Oscars
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Vanessa Hudgens Single and Ready to Mingle
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Testing Motorola’s new Flip Phone
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Tila Tequila Looking Like Shit and Acting Nuts for Old Times
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Tanya Kartashova in a Hot Shoot
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Bella Thorne Got her Tan On
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Tana Mongeau in Lingerie
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Texas REstaurant’s Funny Signs
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Busty Kendra Rowe….
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Madelaine Petsch – Red Headed Babe….
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I hate SNL and I don’t think Pete Davidson in Drag is Good Comedy
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Abby Lee Miller Facelift
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Dog Takes Out Glass Table
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Ken Block on an E Racer
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Hangover Prevention CURE
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GET ALL YOUR SMOKER NEEDS FILLED!
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Tinashe in a Fun Titty Hugging Outfit
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The Marvelous Miss Rachel Brosnahan is Not Hot
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Who Let the Rat Cow Out
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The Hunter and Joey King sisters
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Ass in Leggings Eiza Gonzalez
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Kate Hudson Bra Top
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Dua Lipa Performing
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Josephine Jackson – White Lingerie Monster Tits
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A Bunch of Butts…
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CUCKED to Tears
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Can I Borrow a Clothes Pin
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Big Titty Drop
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WTF is This Insane Insertion
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Naked Sleeping Chicks
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Pillow Rider
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21 People Having a Shitty Day
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Panties
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Jade is Fucking Good.
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Reddit Amateur with her Tits Out
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Amateur of the Day
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Asian of the Day
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2020

Feb

Josephine Skriver Topless of the Day

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I guess the Victoria’s Secret empire that everyone says is for sale, or restructuring, because they are some bloated organization with a very high overhead with stores in every mall because people need panties….made in china panties that they think are better than ordering directly form china despite being 100 times the price…because they have a little VS tag on them….but just as much Corona Virus…and who knows what other viruses….imagine how many girls in VS have got herpes with a little PANTIES TO THE SIDE style fuck….I feel like VS has been involved in more herpes infestations than Paris Hilton…or PATIENT ZERO as we call that VALTREX huffing bitch…

But the Victoria’s Secret empire still has hot models like the AI / ROBOT / CLONE they financed when finding alternatives to traditional models who have attitude, can’t be programmed, and who turn on creative director ED…..like Josephine Skriver….on their payroll and they still fly them all down to the Caribbean where the CEO lives….the same CEO who financed Epstein…billionaires…a messy breed of pervert…but I like their staff….cuz it looks like this.

Here she is at Elton Johns AIDS Party

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2020

Feb

Stella Maxwell Getting Wet of the Day

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Stella Maxwell the self proclaimed lesbian who has managed to convince a bunch of A-List talent to try lesbian sex because they are easily manipulated, empty and confused, always seeking a new thrill because they have everything, and lesbianism is a trendy thing to go for, so why not do it with a model at Victoria’s Secret, which is the opposite of what any penis hating dyke I know would be into. I thought the whole point of lesbianism was for women who can’t get dudes to not be lonely…so they give into more domineering hormonally male looking bitches for that love and non-judgemental support….and together they live quiet homebody lives knitting, crafting, baking and watching lesbian movies while listening to old “WOMEN IN SONG” albums they bought at the thrift store, the same thrift store they bought all their furnishings and flannel at…..you know….lesbian shit….that ends every night with some mutual masturbation, much like solo masturbation, or some getting eating out by the manly bitch…..while hating dicks because they conditioned themselves to hate dicks….even though they fuck each other with phallus’…..

Lesbianism is a myth, no women is naturally born a lesbian, it takes sex assault, bad break-ups, peer pressure, or a trend to get them there….otherwise why do they buy sperm off craigslist to turkey baste into themselves to make babies…they want to be single moms, fine, but they want that dick juice in them to be single moms….so that’ in and of itself is NOT VERY lesbian…

For a “lesbian” to date a VS model….reminds me that actors are fucking actors and have no idea what’s up…they just like the media hype and being able to associate with a group….cuz they eat pussy to get off instead of dick.

Pretty dumb, but Stella Maxwell, the hipster turned A-List Lesbian Creator….is pretty hot…she gets hotter and hotter…maybe from the souls she sucks out of valuable and expensive cunt….because her early modelling was some lopsided hipster weirdness….while this is just so much better.

Here she is in some see through lingerie for the same photoshoot

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