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Jutta Leerdam in a Bikini on a Boat of the Day

Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day

Anastasiia Mitina is the Instagram Of The Day

Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2020

Feb

Stella Hudgens Booty in a Sundress of the Day

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Stella Hudgens the celebrity sister that I’ve featured on the site a lot – mainly cuz she had big tits – but also because I like celebrity sisters. I know how women are, or tend to be, I’m not allowed to generalize women anymore, the snowflake pussies will come after me, which is actually what I’ve been trying to get them to do the last 15 years, you know to protest me and put me on the map for being this evil pervert creep that is ruining the kindness of the internet, but that instead they just ignored….making me obsolete….which is the OPPOSITE of what any natural troll like myself likes.

That said, I like celebrity sisters, because they are women and women hate being the second tier, so even if they get to ride the celebrity sister’s fame and get all the perks of celebrity, they are always in the shadow of that celebrity and it makes them hate themselves, and when a girl hates herself, we’re in a good place….

So as I look at Stella Hudgens, the titty Hudgens who never was but who is because of her sister, I see that she’s jacked her fucking face up with fillers like a Kardashian and she’s looking like a clown, and I ask…”Where is the sex tape”…if you want to get noticed you’ve got the best fucking marketing hook…..plus porn is mainstream now…maybe this has always been the calling….

We can assume that won’t happen but instead we’re left with clown shit, with clown faces. That is the future that is now. Hate that shit.

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2020

Feb

Top 10 Tan Lines of the Day

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I have known that a tanline fetish exists for as long as I can remember. I never really looked too deep into it, because I don’t have that fetish, I’m more into having a hot chick fetish, meaning if the chick looks good, I don’t care if she’s tanned or pale or somewhere in between. I don’t care about what their ethnicity is, or how shitty they are as people. I just see hotness.

I assume the tanline fetish is because you know you are seeing a part of her that is typically clothed, but for the sake of this image, it’s not clothed…reminding you how lucky you are that she’s sharing it with you, and everyone else on her social media….as she tries to get people to sign up to her Snapchat Premium….

Or maybe guys are just into a nice tanned skin, it would explain why women everywhere literally PAINT themselves or have their stripper entrepreneur friends starting a spraytan business spray them like they were an old rusty car that has just been patched up…

Either way, these are tanlines and you pervs like that, not that I care what you like, but I have had the thankless task of bringing you content the last 15 years..whether it is good or not….it’s for you.

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2020

Feb

Jordyn Jones Gets Soaked of the Day

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Straight from the mean streets of Kalamazoo, Michigan….Jordyn Jones was brought to Los Angeles at the age of 11 to launch her career that has involved being in something called Dance Camp at 16, I have no idea what that is, but assume you do because you’re a predator…

She’s done barely anything since, at least not according to her IMDB, but it’s the instagram era of online marketing, all you need to do is post provocative pics and the perverts who remember you from Dance Camp (YOU!), will track her down.

This is a video of her in a bikini bikini splash fight, on some SQUIRT SQUIRT simulation…..and I figure the pink bikini was enough for you perverts who remember her from Dance Camp when she was 16.

She’s in her 20s now, so it’s less perverted to fist yourself to her pics cuz prostate is the only way to orgasm now that your dick has failed you…..homo.

Here she is in some Roller Girl role play..

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2020

Feb

Disgusting Woman Wiping Ass at Super Market and Other Videos of the Day

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At the Roulette Table

Idiot Drops Magazine Clip when Trying to Arm Robbery

Off Duty Cops VS Robber

Firework Blows up in a Hand

Man Sucker Punched on Sidewalk

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Remember you’re always just a foot job away from having your foot covered in cum.

I don’t know what that means, but I think it should be an expression used to replace “Hello” or “good morning”…”hello” is so basic….

It could also be a good email sign off for all your corporate emails, because it leaves the reader with philosophical insight…rather than the traditional cliche like “thanks, regards, looking forward to hearing from you”…

Disrupt the “norm” and re-invent the lines of communication to reflect more meaning that all these tired / exhausted lines that are so overused they are practically meaningless.

Make “Remember you’re always just a foot job away from having your foot covered in cum”….the norm.

I don’t know what I am going on about either, here are some morning links.

Is this fashion show racist – or are you racist to think this fashion show is racist?
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I am a big fan of this Model INKA Williams and her Nipples
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Constance Wu Made 600 dollars Undercover Stripping While Preparing for her Stripper Movie
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Ex Mob Boss Talks Mafia
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Mystery Truck Noises
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How Many Cobs of Corn are in a Can
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Thai Street Food
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Baby Chimp Rescue
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2020

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Everyone is programmed to be a victim. You already know that but I was talking to a friend who went to a stripclub, where a fat stripper came up to him to solicit a lap dance, and when he politely said he doesn’t want a lap dance as he just came in for a drink and to watch the show, she freaked out….calling him a predator creep voyeur…despite him paying cover to get in the place…because I guess he didn’t know you can’t turn down lap dances anymore….because it means not giving an entitled 20 year old what she wants…and then she went into the whole fat shaming line….of abuse…

It’s like who the fuck is stripping anyway? Haven’t they heard of sugar babies, and other subscription platforms? Not wanting to be on the internet nude, yet still doing sex work, while being a whining victim cunt about it…makes no sense but I can assume this is happening in stripclubs everywhere since I don’t leave the house anymore and that’s real tragic….I mean I remember a time when strippers knew they were whores and knew if you didn’t want a lap dance from them some other pervert would….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Rosario Dawson’s in a Purple Bathing Suit Lookign like Shit to Celebrate being a Fake Dyke
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Sofie Dossi See Through Leggings
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Candice Swanepoel Jamaican Bikini Shoot
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Lyft Rider Loses It
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Sharon Osbourne has gone White
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Bella Hadid Nips for Fashion
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Kaia Gerber – Skinny in Tight Pants
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Lady Victoria Hervy – See through Outfit
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Montana Cox Nude Shoot
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Every Bella Throne Photo is Half Naked and Looks Like it Has STDs
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Guy Gets Caught Cheating!
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The Hottest Pics of Drew Carey’s Half Naked/ Now Dead Fiance
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Dude Sets Record on PLINKO
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Busty Sofia Vergara
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Asian Kid Kills it at Store Karaoke
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Aaron Paul’s Idaho Log Mansion….is so good….
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Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst Mauled by Pit Bull….
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Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst Throwback Nudes
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Caroline Murphy’s Still Got It…
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Helena Christensen’s Son with Norman Reedus
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Price is Right on Hiatus
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Is NYFW’s Big Lips / Big Ears Show Racist? Who Knows but it is hilarious.
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Nicki Minaj Slutty Twerk
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Taylor Swift’s Father is a Vigilante
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Wendy Williams Hilarious PRice is Right Joke in the Wake of Drew Carey’s Ex’s Murder
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Marta Gromova’s Nude Food Photoshoot
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Hangover Prevention CURE
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GET ALL YOUR SMOKER NEEDS FILLED!
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Bella Hadid – Gross
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Zoey Deutch Skinny in Pants
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Kelsea Ballerini Short Skirt
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Kim K – is some Fake Looking Bitch
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Chantel Jeffries is some Trash
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I find Kate Bosworth Hot
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Claire Danes is Old
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Dakota Johnson in Jeans
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Olivia Culpo at an Event….
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Maisie Williams is a FUCKING MONSTER
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Charli XCX legs
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Hailee Steinfeld in ANimal Print being Racy….but barely…
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From stepSMUT!!

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Portuguese Playboy Photographer’s Hot Pics
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Nice AIM
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11 Acts that Make You A Whore
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Getting Dressed at the Beach
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Amazing Titty Reveal for the NERDS
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21 People Having a Shitty Day
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This Girl
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nerd and her vibe
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Bitches be Crazy
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2020

Feb

Iris Law See Through of the Day

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Iris Law is the most important celebrity rich kid you need to know…because I am pretty sure she’s the hottest out there.

I mean we could line all these trying to make a name for themselves because they are rich and have the resources to basically do nothing all day but barely work on how to produce social media selfies that get them noticed…even though they are already getting noticed because of that whole “Celebrity Relative Check”….that happens when your parents are famous. People are automatically interested….and the famous relative check doesn’t even need to be that the parents are celebs…it can be distant fucking uncles and people will think you’re better than the average and you PROBABLY are. Groupie fucks are everywhere.

I know it’s probably tough being Jude Law’s hot daughter…..you know….but it helps in whatever direction she goes because he’s Jude Law

Well…it’s not tough wanting to fuck Jude Law’s duaghter…whether she’s Jude Law’s daughter or not…because she’s hot…and if she wasn’t Jude Law’s daughter we’d probably never be able to differentiate her from all the other girls out there doing the same thing with their nips…we need that stamp of celeb approval to know she exists…so should out to Jude Law’s sperm, the ones that weren’t washed off by Sienna Miller…..but instead basted into this one’s mom.

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2020

Feb

Lottie Moss Topless in a Lace Thong of the Day

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Lottie Moss is Kate Moss’ sister, making the family proud by using the name to produce low level influencer style content because I guess she didn’t have the look or the size to be an actual model….the truth is I always joke around about how she’s never actually met Kate Moss since they are half siblings, maybe at a family funeral or some shit, so that riding off Kate’s name that is rightfully her name too, is just a convenient angle…

I also like to assume that Kate Moss being the legendary model that she is, is this fancy and classy woman of luxury who fucks Johnny Depp like she was Amber Heard before Amber Heard was even born, but that bitch is probably trash too….and what’s wrong with trash…without trashy girls getting naked would LIFE be worth living….obviously not….

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2020

Feb

Dora Madison Burge Sexualizing Herself of the Day

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Dora Madison Burge gets it.

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2020

Feb

Noah Cyrus Booty of the Day

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Noah Cyrus produced one of those Valentine’s you send to the kid you don’t like in elementary school because now that everything is inclusive, and everyone gets a participation price, you have no choice but to send every single classmate a Valentine, since that is EXACTLY how real life works, which I am sure does great things for these kids when they grow up, there’s not way it makes them annoying entitled cunts who think they deserve everything because they “exist”….

You know, the passive aggressive, fuck you valentine that is photoshopped so hard you can’t quite make out how she looks like the inbred retard sister of Miley they kept in the basement for daddy to breed with….you know backwoods shit….she’s a fucking troll and fat ass or not…this is probably not what it actually looks like. EVERYTHING IS A LIE.

That’s all I got on that.

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