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2020

20

Feb

Monica Bellucci Still Got the Tits of the Day

Unlike Angelina Jolie, Monica Bellucci, still has her tits.

Monica Bellucci, who I assume is not related to Jim Belushi, even though it’d be hard to know they weren’t if this was a conversation and not in writing…because writing out their names that are spelled totally different, has put a damper on that ANGLE.

She has been celebrated by Italian Americans harder than if she was an empty container on the back of a truck, filled with Fur Coats / Cured Meats / Lobsters Filled with Heroin, or other MOB shit like arson for insurance settlements, being involved in Payola for the music industry, gambling…I mean VEGAS….even though the MOB doesn’t exist…

She must be in her 50s even 60s by now, I’m too lazy to google her, but I know she’s been around as long as I’ve had the internet and I got the internet in 1995. It was a simpler time in trolling actual nerds…before the mainstream came in and ruined it.

She is in this magazine, and like my Italian Barber would Say “Mamma Mia”….I don’t think he’d actually say that but I don’t know wop shit…that’s as good as it gets…blame the Mario Brothers…

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2020

20

Feb

Rumi Neely – Original Fashion Blogger Looking Good of the Day

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I know that this may be hard for you to believe or grasp, but probably not, because this isn’t TikTok and you’re not 15 years old, or being monitored by CHINA….and you are likely as old if not older than me…who else would visit a site like this…and you probably remember what I am about to say….but I KNOW THAT IT MAY BE HARD TO BELIEVE…but there was a time before Instagram ruled the internet…at least in terms of sluts posting up slutty content of themselves…and in that era…people had to have their own websites, that people would type into a browser on a company to see what the deal was…..instead of opening a catch all app on their phone…and not all blogs were pornographic, or based on celebrity sluts, or cooking…some were based on narcissists and their daily outfits.

So everyday these original and official fashion bloggers…because they had a blog to supper their blogging…and not just an IG handle…would post stylized pics of themselves showcasing their outfits for their fans….and brands got in on paying these people, some of them started their own brands, their blogging experience FAR more lucrative and interesting than mine….they saw it as a means to an end…that is far more luxurious…where as this blog is MY end….

Anyway, one of the Original group was named Rumi Neely, I think her site was FashionToast and I thought she was hot back then….I mean this is 10 years ago.

I randomly saw her in my IG feed, because I follow 8000 sluts, I use IG for less than 1 minute a day, and they probably don’t want an earner like this…who has created a multi million dollar brand around herself…getting more off the platform so they hide her shit….but I still saw it…the first time in years and it looks like she’s been doing good work…in terms of what I think good work is…which is sleazy and half naked….

She’s on the right side of the whore table, the one that gets her paid and all that, not trying to sell access to her snapchat…but they aren’t all that different….and as it turns out…she’s still pretty hot.

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2020

20

Feb

Fat and Naked and Walking the Street and Other Videos of the Day

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Accident Out of a Movie Scene

77 Year Old Fights off Dude Trying to Rob Him at the ATM

DUDE MAD AT Dude for Picking up a Roll with his bare Hand

Moose on the Loose

South African Nation Defense Force

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2020

20

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There’s a meme going around about how men don’t hate strong women, we hate overly sensitive, easy to anger, quick to attack, rude bitches who have convinced themselves that they are strong but they are really just victim, whining victims waiting for a rich guy to come in and solve all their problems while allowing them to chill all day…which isn’t so much strong as it is weak and annoying…

These women claiming to be strong are like the junior executive in the office who walks around in a fake “business” accent, wearing business attire, dropping business cliche’s like “it’s not business it is personal”…while playing his idea of “corporate” boss…like a terrible actor….but the sex worker version.

The funny thing is that the general population don’t see through the bullshit, believe what they are told, and buy into it…allowing these self proclaimed heroes who are really losers go onto live hero lives while being losers.

WILD. When a whore doesn’t realize she’s a whore but thinks she’s a leader of an activist movement like she’s running the Black Panthers in the late 60s, when really she’s just running her OnlyFans…is crazy…but instead of being called crazy she’s called inspiring…crazy.

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2020

19

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I think it is funny that all the people who post shit like “Never trade authenticity for approval” are the first to trade authenticity for approval. They are the same people who say “I don’t give a fuck” or post memes about not giving a fuck.

YOU would think people who are so self involved would at least have some level of self awareness, they spend all their time talking about themselves but don’t even know that posting something like “Never trade authenticity for approval” or “I don’t care what people think”….you are seeking approval and care what people think.

People must be just sitting there waiting to be told what to think, or buy or say because they don’t know who they are or what they are, or what to believe, they follow trends and are mind controlled….SCARY….

BUT luckily all these idiots are half naked in 90 percent of their content so it’s all good…

So don’t believe ANY of this internet self help gurus, they are scammers and full fo shit.

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Why is Kaia Gerber Topless and Showing Off her Tattoos…..
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Kendall Jenner’s Massive Cameltoe
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Bille Eyelash Feels Hated
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2020

19

Feb

Rita Ora Bra Top of the Day

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I do not speak big titty whore who moved to America from the UK with a record deal that they were using as a back-up plan if Rihanna left the label, only for Rihanna to stay with the label, forcing Jay Z to fire the bitch, but her work visa was in place so she made the best of it and went to every industry party, sometimes 3 different ones a day, in 3 different outfits, because she knew the more she was out there – the more the idiot audience (you) would think she mattered. If the paparazzi take pics of you like you are a Kardashian and not just because you decided to fuck Rob Kardashian for the exposure, America will buy what you are selling, they are too fat and medicated to really care….plus their third grade level education despite having a Master’s Degree they are in student debt over, full retard, minds can’t allow them to process who the bitch is, they just see tits, which is really all you should see when looking at Rita Ora, but I prefer to look at them knowing she’s a scam who doesn’t make hit music and who isn’t an actual popstar, she’s a groupie scenester…and that’s some trash even when you’re on the receiving end of her mouth.

Well, my mind can’t process why she’s taking changing room titty pics, other than to get lots of likes and attention which is good enough reason for me, it’s competitive out there….but I don’t understand her caption about shopping…like does bitch like to shop, or is she saying she hates to shop, I am usually the one who’s sarcasm is misunderstood….now I’m the one not getting it. Maybe it is a bad joke and she should just stick to the tits….or maybe she just couldn’t figure out what to post as a caption cuz she’s just tits…great tits…big fan of Rita Ora because of her tits..

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2020

19

Feb

Olivia Culpo Bikini of the Day

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It is safe to say that Olivia Culpo posting up her bikini pics for some attention, cuz she knows the dudes like the bikini pics, and keeping the dudes happy, so long as the are NFL players is good for her future plans.

She’s basically a sex worker, who did pageants, which is a good place to dip a toe into sex work, objectifying yourself or at least dabbling with objectifying yourself while doing media training on how to handle interviews and dealing with the media so you don’t go viral for being an idiot. It’s national exposure to weirdos who watch pageants and it can change your life and make you matter. Just ask Vanessa Williams….

Anyway…

What I am getting at is that the influencer, which is a silly fucking job to have, no matter how much she makes a year to hold a product and smile because brands decided she’s relevant, when NO ONE else in the world has decided she’s relevant, she’s got no fucking skill set, except posting up slutty pics of herself, seems like something dumb to reward…BECAUSE IT IS…..but people are dumb and obviously buy…especially NFL players all brain injured as she preys on them….cuz she wants that athlete life…the AMERICAN dream..

That said….the bikini pics are better than the Private Jet “Look at me, I’m so exclusive and connected and I hang with wealth” sugar baby shit that I can’t stand.

This picture alone should call for the MASS unfollow…you aspiring to be a white Kardashian cunt.

Nothing worse than a whore who doesn’t know she’s a whore and who brags about all the nice things she has. Our only hope is that the plane goes down since private planes are less safe.

Fuck this average looking, basic acting, instagram created, pile of dog shit…because BEAUTY comes from within, and all that’s inside her is cum she’s trying to get fertilized by cuz its rich.

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2020

19

Feb

Sydney Sweeney Still Hot of the Day

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As you all know, Sydney Sweeney is the most important set of big natural tits that Hollywood has curated for us.

She’s been strategically implemented into our minds via a bunch of hit shows, because managers and agencies need stars and it’s a 3-5 year plan to get them to star status.

Her breakout was when she ended up topless, so we could all grasp how big her tits were on her skinny frame, in something we like….thanks to the show SKINS, or whatever the new SKINS is called. (it’s called Euphoria.

So that pervert’s take on modern high school that HBO felt was good to prorduce because they like underage kids fucking, it is a way to get the younger audience they are losing back in…just some wholesome stories of teens fucking dads, and each other, some trans, some addicted to pills, some sluts, some working in sex work because that’s what real life is….thanks internet….all while HBO doesn’t get arrested for producing illegal / contraband / content…because the cast is all legal…they just play 16 year olds…not that I’m complaining…go racy or go home…I’ve always only been interested in movies for the nude scenes so that more we head in that direction the happier I am…because porn sucks, and movies suck, but merged together it’s where we need to be…and Sweeney is as good as any to champion that…you know cuz she’s got huge tits.

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Posted in:SFW|Sydney Sweeney

2020

19

Feb

Madison Beer Getting Wet of the Day

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I must be Autistic, because watching people filming their music videos, like Madison Beer, the Youtube Tits that a mainstream label signed thanks to Bieber, because Bieber’s story inspired her mom to turn her into some youtube whore for the pedos who use youtube to creep on kids….GOOD JOB GOOGLE…the publicly traded sex offending website that you should all boycot….

I think Bieber eventually signed her, but I could be wrong, I just feel like I read it once…I am not about to dig deep into the Madison Beer research…I am not a journalist…I just document random tits I come across…

But back to my autism, I just see this girl playing dramatic as she sings, and it’s as lame to me as when an “Influencer” poses dramatically..it’s awkward, lame, gives me the creep…

So as this big titty paparazzi fodder being cultivated by a marketing team sings to a camera looking “dramatic”…I think “she’s so full of shit”…but everyone is and America buys into anything that remotely resembles authentic emotion…because you’re so used to zero substance…

Luckily for us, her tits have substance, but not your substance, that I’m sure you’d rather see on her tits, because she’s young and she’s hot despite being lame.

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2020

19

Feb

Tits at the BRITS Round Up of the Day

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The “BRIT” Awards happened and there were tits. For those of you who don’t know, or don’t care, these are not Britney Spears Awards, but in fact bullshit meaningless awards like all awards, only far more fancy because they have a British Accent. I guess these awards celebrate music, and like all awards the winners are just whoever paid the fucking most for the win. In the event you didn’t know….there’s this thing called PAYOLA where there big record companies have been caught over the last 50 years bribing for radio play, bribing retailers, printing more copies of an album than needed, and destroying or handing out the surplus for free, so that on paper the albums go Gold or Platinum, it’s all fucking lies…and the award shows honor that…or celebrate that with statues.

Fuck the music industry..

The only shocking thing in the Brits is that the low level paparazzi fodder of the UK wasn’t there with their tits out, like they have their tits out every week for the paparazzi. The UK breeds some real trash reality stars who are always half naked, probably better suited to be backpage girls, but instead are on TV….I don’t really see any of them here….but there were tits…and Billie Eilish…which we can’t really figure out what that scam is…but she looks like she’s on Lizzo’s diet.

Mollie King