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2020

13

Mar

Sarah Hyland May Die of the Coronvirus of the Day

I don’t know if Sarah Hyland has the Coronavirus yet, but she is apparently heading to the gym in these pics, which is the number one place the virus will likely live, thanks to all you sweaty and disgusting fucks tainting everything.

For those of you who don’t know, Sarah Hyland has some genetic condition she never talks about, but that I assume is AIDS from being passed around the industry as a child, but I could be wrong.

That genetic condition not only stunted her growth to make her a weird looking bitch, but also led to Kidney failure, which led to kidney transplant, which let to kidney rejection, which led to another kidney transplant, because when you’re rich getting Kidneys is easy I guess.

Anyway, if the body can’t handle a matched kidney, I doubt her immunity can handle the Coronvirus, so her being bold for her workout is just nuts…

So here’s a preemptive RIP MOTHERFUCKER the Sarah Hyland edition, cause of death…suicide…because going to the gym during Coronvirus outbreak when you have an immunity issue is fucking suicide.

Here watch her workout…

Here watch her leaving the gym….

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2020

13

Mar

Nicole Scherzinger Fighting the Coronavirus of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger knows all about keeping herself germ free. As a homosexual in the 80s, before she transitioned, she was probably surrounded by the AIDS virus, or the “GAY FLU” as they called it.

As the bottom who didn’t know she was destined to be a woman, because she hadn’t done enough party drugs to really get her to that place as it wasn’t the “mainstream” she probably had a bunch of scares.

But after pulling her life together, getting tits glued on, her dick cut off, and her stripper dances down…she found success, in what was her true calling and is now living her dream.

In living her dream, she won’t let no COVID-19 get her down….masks fucking on….which is only ironic because her face is already a mask thanks to all them injections!

Funny enough, she looks hotter in a mask, maybe something to look into on some MUSLIM level.

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2020

13

Mar

Elsie Hewitt’s Titties and a Croissant of the Day

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When Elise Hewitt isn’t dating Ryan Philippe after seducing him with her tits in his instagram DMs, because he’s an old man and doesn’t really know how the internet works….putting him in a vulnerable position with these opportunist sluts, that end up making him crack under the pressure from their crazy, because they think they are as important as him thanks to their tits, so dude who is used to just having random chicks throw themselves at him…is now dealing with entitled girls who think they are more important than him….only to press charges against him and get the support of everyone because #metoo…instead of people saying “Maybe she’s a fucking whore”….and as a whore…deserves it….but in this era you can’t wish bad things on whores…empower sex workers…but what if they are fucking cunts?

Anyway, she’s eating Croissants in her bra for attention, or as high concept content, all to distract from her average looking face…because big tits always distract from average looking faces.

Remember this shit has been photoshopped, filtered and all that other good stuff. Social media is LIEs!

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2020

13

Mar

Angry Female Customer and Other Videos of the Day

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Cop VS Gangster Biker

Elevator Button Poker

Slaugher house Fail

Fat Guy Gas Station Brawl

Inmate Corrections Officer

Healthcare Workers in China – Remove masks as Virus Eases Up There

Assholes of the Day

Cops VS Old Guy in a Robe

Truck Makes a New Bridge

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

13

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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As everyone goes broke because their investments that were booming are now shit, good thing I’m a broke fuck with no investments…..forced to Quarantine and Chill, something I do all the time…as the virus rids the world of boomers….ok boomer…COVID the boomer remover…a lot of people living pay check to pay check are going to be told to take 2 weeks or more off….business in restaurants, hair salons, etc are going to drop heavy and the people who work them are going to be told to stay home….make no money…

So as cancel culture takes a new approach to cancelling that involves actually cancelling every fucking thing possible…becaue the world is mad at us for killin it and now it is killing us…I get the whole fear mongering and fake news thing….but what if they are actually downplaying it. I guess we’re going to find out….

All this to say, I am mad I don’t have a bunker. The one thing I should have but don’t. This is the fail in being a mediocre at best website. No bunker money. I’ve always been like “who needs to be dot com rich, fuck that, I live off my wife’s disability checks”…but being a dot com billioaire would probably be ideal right about now.

Maybe I need to craft some masks and put them up for sale.

Maybe I’ll just post some stepLINKS…

The Worst Disasters in Italian History
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Alice Deren is Hot in Lingerie
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Kate Beckinsale and Weinstein Probably Fucked
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No Audience on The View is Weird!
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Soulja Boy Bought a Soap Company
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Just a Big Titty Girl Trying on Bikinis
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Just Chicks Running Football Drills in Bikinis from 2018
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Tom Hanks Corona Virus MEME of the Day
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BOBBLE BOOTY! The Best Air Freshener for Any Car
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2020

12

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Getting the Coronavirus from Tom Hanks would be like getting AIDS from being raped by Charlie Sheen when you were a kid, you kinda can’t get mad at it…it’s like a personalized autograph, but anyone can get a personalized autograph…

People saying shit like “Tom Hanks is the guy who should play the guy with Corona Virus in a movie”…or “Tom Hanks should look in the mirror and heartfelt speech the Corona Virus out of him” are clearly overrated, overpaid, lazy comics….like when a star athlete gets fat but still plays…I expect more from the pros….50 year old moms on twitter are better comedic writers, I am not though.

There must be real deals at the massage parlours and strip clubs…HAZMAT SUIT dick riders unite in this dark time and give us recession prices. Usually sex work isn’t recession proof but now that the Coronavirus is an elaborate scheme to make people lock down and jerk off to porn like a bunch of nerds who have already been doing that for decades…they have to strategize cuz no one wants to touch their dirty asses…except the coronavirus fetishists begging for strangers to spit in their mouths, or really put any bodily fluid in their mouths…

I always thought that the end of the World would be cooler than this…but instead we’re in a financial crisis, soon to be housing crisis, over what may just be a cold.

When Tom Hanks dies, mass hysteria will set in, and maybe then I’ll get the apocalypse I am looking for.

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Kate Beckinsale on Weinstein
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Anastasia Ashley – Killing it on TikTok
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Julia Decker – Topless by Candle Light
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Cindy Crawford’s Son says his Face Tattoo is like being Trans
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Carol Voderman Nipple Pokies
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Kaley Cuoco Braless and Busty
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Demi Rose – Slutty Skier
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The Gross Faces of Maisie Williams.
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ALice Deren in Lingerie Looking Amazing
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Sara Sampaio Hot for Victoria’s Secret
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Maya Madsen Hot with Airstreams and Roller skates!
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A Bikini Lookbook with 3 Models
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Ashley James in Sexy Lingerie
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The Best of the Top Hanks Coronavirus Memes
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Corey Feldman’s Pedo Doc Gets Hacked
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Kids Nearly Get Hit
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Jason Stratham Apparently the Biggest Ego in Hollywood
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Four Wheeler Fix Fail
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Rooster Shuts Down then Reboots…
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Cops Record Themselves Talking About Framing an Innocent Man
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Armed Robber of the Day
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How Big Cruises Negatively Impact the World
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600 HP Car
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The Guys who Project the Word “SUCK” on Scientology Buildings
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Chet Hanks on his Parents’ Impending Death
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90 Day Fiance is the Best Ever
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Use this Hot Good Smelling Booty for GOOD…
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Hilary Swank at an Event – Not Dead
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Jourdan Dunn Long Legs
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Kaia Gerber Skinny in leggings
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Katy Perry Is Disgusting
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Emily Blunt in a Tube Top for Some Asshole
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April Rose Pengilly FUCKABLE
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Havana Brown – Living Up to that Stripper Name
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Alexina Graham for Victoria’s Secret
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Romee Stijd for Victoria’s Secret
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How About Sydney Sweeney’s Big Tits
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Reddit Amateur of the Day – Lookin’ Hot
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A Terrible Thing to Have Happen in Public
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Animals Hate Us
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People Having a Shitty Fucking Day
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Lesbian Orgy
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2020

12

Mar

Titties and Dumb Tattoos in a Hipster Shoot of the Day

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I am not as mean as I used to be, but I want to be. Because I genuinely think everything is garbage and welcome the Corona Virus to weed out the weak, unfortunately most of the annoying people aren’t in their 70s, but in their 20s and 30s and likely will survive…so back to the drawing board.

I have no idea what this shoot is, but I’m trying to find better content, non-celeb content, slutty model content that I don’t produce to post up here because why not.

This particular shoot reminds me of a stripper who sees her earning dropping heavy with the fear of Corona. No lap dances as even the lonliest, depressive fuck starts second guessing this whole thing…..

So this shoot reminds me of a stripper, and not necessarily a good stripper, at least not based on her pussy tattoos designed to either crown her pussy with what looks like an olive branch on some Roman Empire shit, or maybe it’s with Christmas decorations…some MISTLE TOE if you will….doing her first shoot for her subscription site that she’ll market on reddit because the future of sex work is internet content…only problem is she’ll have the 1000s of college girls already doing it who don’t look like gutter strippers……competition is a good thing.

Posted in:Photoshoot

2020

12

Mar

Rita Ora Mirror Erotica of the Day

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I support Rita Ora and whatever it is she’s doing with her big tits, in all the things she does with her big tits, because I always like when a girl doesn’t take a hint and keeps bringing the tits out in hopes that this time she’ll get that celebrity she’s looking for.

She has been a bottom feeding scum sucking and by scum I mean cum of dudes who could help her get ahead, since before she jumped over here from the UK to take on America with a big record deal in hand, before Rihanna personally had her record deal pulled, leaving her “relevant’ but in the weirdest way.

So she’s never had a real hit, but she’s been to every major event, you’d barely consider her a popstar or a singer, even though that’s how she became the influencer host.

Yet she’s at it again, dropping another song, and promoting it with her tits looking at her reflection. So introspective…I wonder what she’s saying to herself? Maybe that this is the shot, or that this is the last shot, or “fuck you have great tits” because that is what I’d be saying if I was her, it is what I am saying and I am not her…

She does give me the vibe of being the kind of girl who masturbates in front of the mirror, there are a lot of girls like that, turned on by themselves….and I guess in ways this is masturbatory too…since it’s all in efforts to get you to listen to her new shit song.

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2020

12

Mar

Sydney Sweeney Hot and Crying of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is showing off how talented she is as an actor by forcing a cry, the sign of a good actor, at least according to the rules of acting, if you can’t force a cry you ain’t shit and will never make it in this industry kid….which is hilarious if you think about it…the industry puts so much importance on crying on demand, yet homeless people and other crazy people who cry on demand, like your ex gf, are seen as people you need to institutionalie….

So here’s Sydney Sweeney showing you that she’s got it locked down…that’s why she’s on the rise as an it girl the WEINSTEINS of the industry have packaged and are now delivering as her tits impress all of us on her HBO show….but it didn’t happen overnight, it was all designed and crafted and now it’s here.

I know that you don’t care about any of that, you just like to tears. It reminds you of forced or accidental anal porn you’re into, or maybe you pretend your the photographer degrading her until she cries, either way, weird way to present tits that are trending thanks to the industry deciding this lady gaga faced bitch is next next big titty thing….not that she has Lady Gaga face, but for someone who has facial recognition, she does.

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Posted in:SFW|Sydney Sweeney

2020

12

Mar

Sammi Hanratty Bikini of the Day

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Sammi Hanratty’s bio on instagram is “The girl you hated on the show you love”….the show is Shameless, which I only support because they kicked off that Emmy Rossum Cunt…I watched season 1 because at the time I liked William H. but by the end of the season I was like “this is too over the top trying to be edgy that I hate it”…..coupled with “Fiona” as Emmy Rossum went by….I cut that shit off until this past season hoping the ratings would go up after cutting Rossum so that the show didn’t crawl back to bring her in. I wanted them to know that cutting EMMY was a good thing and that she wasn’t responsible for ANY views….so I got back in it.

That’s how committed I am to hating Emmy Rossum. I watch shows to spite her…but barely…and I don’t actually care….I can just stomach the show now that she’s gone.

ANWAYS….Sammi Hanratty was on the show, she’s weird looking, and she’s doing internet smut to get noticed, since she’s not on the show no mo.

She’s also a vegan…so that pussy smell nutty. Like the Professor.