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2020

12

Mar

Anastasia Karanikolaou Bodysuit of the Day

Anastasia Karanikolaou is one of Kylie Jenner’s BFFs, I think she may have even been her slutty photographer at some point, but friendship is clearly not the only thing they share, but also the same taste in cosmetic procedures that turn ugly fat chicks into hourglass figured muppets….on some Jessica Rabbit kick…only dressed like gutter South Florida (not Miami) strippers…this is the trend.

The good thing about the greek brat is that she is genetically predisposed for anal, not that your dick is big enough for that big ass to feel, so that fantasy will only work if you’re a BBC…..but to greeks, the anus is the primary vagina….so get your souvlaki ready to think of that while looking at this.

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2020

12

Mar

Jacking Off at Apple and Other Videos of the Day

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Food packer using mouth…

Idiot SUV Driver

Mascot Gets Punched

Cellphone Loss

Masturbating Masturbator on the Tracks

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2020

12

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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How’s everyone dealing with the soon to be state of emergency for what may just be a over hyped cold…are you in lockdown, laid off from your job, your contract work dried up because no one knows which way things are going?

Are you at home becoming paranoid, watching survivalist videos, figuring out how to live off squirrels and rabbit shit….

Or are you too busy going through each Tom Hanks role to reference how he’s a motherfucking survivor and won’t die, except when you consider the movies he has died in…I know it’s an annoying thing that everyone is a comedian, producing the memes…but that’s the way it is….

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Tom and Rita on the Corona Virus
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Aliya Yalaya Titties and Flowers
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Kim Garner – Hot in a Bikini
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Chet Hanks on His Parent’s Testing Positive for Corona
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Kaia Gerber’s Looking Shitty with Her Tits Out
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Katie Holmes Trying to Look Hot Freaks me Out
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Skier Saved Trapped Woman
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Martha Stewart Being Paid to Pretend that Beyond Meat is her Favorite Fake Meat
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Rose McGowan VS Ben Affleck…
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Cop Helps Woman Celebrate Daughter’s First Birthday
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2020

11

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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More people will die from the HPV Paris Hilton introduced to the scene, the first pandemic the WHO ignored….

All these guys waiting for a girl to get drunk enough to fuck him are playing hero about Weinstein. “I hope this sets precendent on all the #MeToo movement cases”…shut the fuck up faggot, we know how you’ve tried to get laid all this time…..through manipulation tactics…

90 percent of these dudes would die in Weinstein’s position trying to manage all the pussy throwing themselves at him….and do far fucking worse.

I am not defending the sleazy fuck, but 23 years is mental…especially in a time when there is no toilet paper…

Everyone pumped on Weinstein aren’t being sensitive to his mental health issues, they laugh at them, while being the same people who pretend to be inclusive and support everyone, but labelling everyone for their differences….unless you’re a rich white man who raped some trash….

It’s like people are so fucking opinionated and judgemental, that their claims for inclusion and diversity are based on our differences and not our similarities, further separating us and compartmentalizing us as a species….

Can’t we all admit everyone is full of shit…

I guess we’re all gonna die….strap in and enjoy the ride…click them links..

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Billie Eilish Showing off her Fat Tits
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HOW TO DEAL WITH THE CORONA VIRUS THE RIGHT WAY….
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Weinstein Gets 23 Years. Fuck that.
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Bron Trafford Looks Soft with Big Tits
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Kaia Gerber Looking Fucking Rough
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Elsa Hosk – Amazing in Numero
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Harry Potter – No Coronavirus
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Madison Beer in a Bikini
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Lindsay Pelas Huge Tits in a Bikini
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Youtuber Nip Slip
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Mythbusters Prove How Easy it is to Spread Infections
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Doctor VS Fake CoronaVirus Facts
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Arielle Kebbel in Hot Nude Shoot
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A Lot of People Wishing Rape on Weinstein
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Box Too Small – No Problem
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Katie Holmes Slutty in a Photoshoot
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Hotty Beth Hurrell Nude
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Is Christian Brando Blanket Jackson’s Real Father – According to Phoebe Price He Is
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Gabrielle is Nude on a Furry Chair
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Playboy Drops PLaymate of the Year – Because that isn’t inclusive….
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Weinstein Wanted Jennifer Aniston Killed – ME TOO! I MEAN #METOO
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Gronk is Joining WWE
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Alex Jones – DUI
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Best 6 Cars of James Bond
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Affleck Speaking Spanish
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Harrison Ford on his Entire career
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Some Slut named Hunter McGrady
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The Owner of Honey – That Sold to Paypal for 4 Billion – Just Bought this 60 Million Dollar House Cash….
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Dude Spills Food on Crazy Bitch
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Bikers Against Child Molesters
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Kourtney Kardashian in a Photoshoot
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Mila Kunis in Sweater
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Charlotte McKinney in Bike Shorts
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Vanessa Hudgens Leaving a Photoshoot
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Lucy Hale Leggings
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Camille Kostek the “bikjni model” is Not Hot…She’s Fat and Ugly
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Maria Menounos at an Event
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Cassie Scerbo – Racy Outfit
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Katherine McNamara – Whoever the Fuck THat is – Legs
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AnnaLynne McCord Got some Cleavage
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Louisa Lytton at the TRICK awards – Seems About Right
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Laura Marano and her Short Legs
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Jasmine Tookes in Beverly Hills
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Dakota Johnson in Jeans
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Josephine Skriver on Set
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Another TITTY DROP
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Slutty Reddit Amateur
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Kylie Jenner’s Fake Face / Fake Tits
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GIRL STRIPS OUT OF ONSIE AND SHAKES ASS
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They Call THis Pussy Pass Denied
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PENTRATED WITH THE DILDO
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BLACK BABE
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Big Dildo Riding
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Girl with her Vibrators
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Anna De Armas Titties
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Woman Making Money on the Internet
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Hole Makes a Hole in One
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Selena Adams Big Tits
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2020

11

Mar

Kate Bosworth in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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I have no idea why I have always been a fan of Kate Bosworth, while not knowing anything Kate Bosworth has been in, but I am pretty sure she’s the only celebrity on this site I’ve praised and said nothing but good things about. It is probably because she’s skinny, and despite being old, which goes against the laws of nature, which state women age like shit, I still endorse her.

I have probably shat on substantially hotter women, at least on the internet, in blog posts no one reads….yet here I am thinking “Kate Bosworth looks great”…like some kind of fan boy…despite hating all celebs.

I think it has something to do with her career being pretty shit, never a huge star…which makes her more acceptable than the overrated celebs, while being hotter than them.

So Kate Bosworth in a bathing suit works for me.

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2020

11

Mar

Top 9 Reddit Titty Drops of the Day

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In a tale as old as time, girls love to flash their tits. So why bother with boring celebrity’s living their boring celebrity life, all contrived and uneventful, while trying to be eventful….when really all I care about is the titties.

It’s the time to only pay attention to regular girls being whores on the internet rather than the highly paid women being whores on the internet and here’s my top 9 reddit titty drops of the day….because fuck 10.

Fuck celebrities when you can fuck real girls…

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2020

11

Mar

Rita Ora – Still Busty, Still Self Promoting of the Day

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Rita Ora is out here promoting a new song, this time on TIKTOK because she’s already tried every thing else to go viral, and TikTok seems to be the place where songs go viral, so fingers crossed for her I guess.

I mean she’s been trying to get famous for her music for a long fucking time and was even signed to some serious labels, so you’d think she’d be a little closer to where she’s been trying to go, considering she’s at all the parties and in the industry, yet she just can’t break through.

Instead she posts her tits for clicks, she goes to events, she dates higher profile people than her, she hosts TV shows, she does spokesperson shit for random brands, she makes money…but no hits.

Where are the hits? With tits like this she should have tits cuz tits get hits. It is basic fucking math.

I will continue to support her in her quest….as she reaches for the top and keeps missing…cuz of them tits.

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2020

11

Mar

Jenna Dewan Breastfeeding for Instagram of the Day

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Jenna Dewan is on the Free the Nipple kick because no one gives a fuck about her now that she’s not married to a celebrity….

You know show your fake bullshit feminism of pulling your tit out to introduce your kid with your new guy…because breast feeding is natural, stop shaming breast feeding, something no dude has ever done….because we like tits. I know, hard to fucking grasp as a concept but we fucking love tits and you pulling out your tit, even for non-sexual things, despite I know moms get off breast feeding, is still pulling your fucking tit out….

Women, especially dancers who seduced celebrities, know how to use their tits in less obvious ways, while still getting what they want…just ask those Weinstein Accusers, who weren’t quite as successful in their attempt to use their tits to get what they want, but who are tapping themselves on the back in a “it was not in vain, we got that fucker who didn’t hire us how we wanted to be hired”….

Keep pulling that tit out for attention…because a nice pic of you and your baby wouldn’t have as much viral potential…all these sluts is slutty.

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Posted in:Jenna Dewan|SFW

2020

11

Mar

Chanel West Coast Nipple Tape of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is only interesting because she is proof that you can get on a hit MTV show as a secondary character, you can get some viral hits, you can get in the paparazzi, you can even get nude or half nude, or tape your nipples like some kind of goth, all for attention…and no one gives a fuck.

It’s like she’s had so much coverage that she exists in pop culture….yet she barely exists in pop culture….fuck people who put way less effort, have way less access, have way less coverage have done so much more than her.

It makes you wonder, or at least should make her wonder…”What’s wrong with me”…instead she keeps trying to be Iggy Azalea or Lady Gaga…or White Nicki Minaj….as no one notices.

Pretty sad. She could always try a sex tape.

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Posted in:Chanel West Coast|SFW

2020

11

Mar

Bella Thorne Hard Nipples of the Day

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Bella Thorne who has transitioned to influencer slut because social media is life… may look like a used condom that was used by two homeless men who aren’t on PREP and like to be safe that found in a dumpster by a garbage man……or at least like a girl who you’d find that same used condom inside her dumpster pussy….only she definitely doesn’t use condoms…but she’s got tits…

Disney tits, that were abused tits, and that are now very damaged on a deep rooted level tits, as she sexualizes herself tits, and I don’t find it all that exciting….

If anything she reminds me a 100 dollar bill covered in bodily fluids on the wet market floor in WUHAN, the corona virus personified, the bat feces soup the pussy version, just not worth bothering with even though you could use that 100 bucks.

The only positive thing about her is that she’s managed to inspire her groupie fans to sexualize themselves too. Living that Disney Dream…