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2020

Mar

Abigail Spencer Nip for Fashion Week of the Day

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Abigail Spencer risked catching the Corona Virus while hanging out at Fashion Week in an outfit that shows off her 38 year old nipple, because nipples are cool, socially acceptable devices to feed babies, and not something for women to be ashamed of, no matter how many dudes jack off to them, if anything the dudes jacking off to them is more reason to be empowered showing them, because admit it or not, girls like like being jerked off to.

I guess this is also a case of “I’m 38, I need to get noticed, and Nipples Tend to do that, this is the perfect storm of nipples being exposed being all good, because at 38 I remember when I’d be confused as being a whore for this”….while I’m not confusing anyone for being anything….as I know exactly what the motivation of this outfit was.

I just don’t know who the fuck ABIGAIL SPENCER is…but she is an actor….from a Soap Opera, so basically a porn chick, but also from Meghan Markle’s show, so we can assume she’s part of the slut gang capitalizing on the Royal Family, destroying a poor Prince’s life for their bottom feeding celebrity fame….she looks like someone I hate. No wonder she’s at Fashion Week being as luxurious as her trashy opportunist old as shit ass can be.

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2020

Mar

Lesbian Kristen Stewart Working as a Mover in Short Shorts of the Day

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Kristen Stewart is out her doing dyke shit in short shorts as she helps a friend move. We can only assume they’ll be knitting later tonight while talking about how much they hate dick….snacking on lesbian cookies and planning lesbian construction since they already own the flannel and construction boots…before doing some oil changes, changing some tires, unless they are the weird fat lesbians who can’t land a man so instead work as mammogram techs, librarians and gym teachers…

I don’t know what dykes do to be honest…they kind of don’t exist to me…when I see them they just sort of disappear…even lesbian porn fucking sucks.

But it is a good time to introduce you to the new R-PAT (who may have had his dick in her before she denounced dick) Batmobile:

Since you’re all a bunch of virgin losers into that batman, comic book movie shit…

I didn’t find Kristen Stewart, hot or interesting when she was at her peak…and I don’t find her hot now…but she exists and this is her existing…in shorts like she doesn’t fist Cara Delevigne’s herpes off the walls of her vagina….right up to her uterine lining…like she was an actual period…nothing more womanly than a period…nothing more lesbian than wanting to be a period.

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2020

Mar

Jessica Alba Pussy Print of the Day

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Jessica Alba did a little dance in a onsey, for whate I assume is her TikTok, where she’s trying to be as relevant as possible in the dot com era, as she’s got products to sell and isn’t making movies to keep her celebrity up to date…even though it is the internet and you don’t lose your followers, if anything you gain more….based on nostalgia…which I think is a terrible thing because no one ever disappears…they always remain the level of relevant they were at their peak because people still see their bullshit…

Anyway, you can see her mom pussy, herpes cunt, whatever you want to call Jessica Alba pussy, maybe to some of you it is heavenly and a dream pussy, with all kinds of super powers and not the cesspool that it is.

If this was a decade ago, back when Jessica Alba was at her hottest, before she was one of the first celebs to launch an online brand and make those billions of internet money, all while pretending to be an executive, it’d be better.

But she’s still Jessica Alba…a bullshit person….and this is still an outfit hugging her pussy.

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2020

Mar

Natalie Roser – The Bikini Video of the Day

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Natalie Roser is some low hanging fruit, slut of instagram, who did the bikini thing because she was in Australia, amassed a huge following of lame dudes, likely from the Phillippines or other obscure markets where the FAKE FOLLOWERS are bred, and now she’s onto the whole Patreon / Subscribe to her Fake Magazine to monetize, because it’s easier to paid lame dudes who like chicks to contribute 20 dollars a month to her content, than it is to get brands to give her deals, because that Skinny Tea and other low level shit she’s marketed has other options now.

I am not hating on the entrepreneurial spirit, but other whores of instagram have found the same hustle, the fake “high end” magazine they are editors of and that dudes pay for, because dudes are idiots.

I don’t consider myself a publisher, despite the blog, but I’ve been around online publishing forever, so now we’ve come to girls who get naked on instagram being the publishing companies making money through subscription, instead of let’s say, real publishing companies. Weird…but dudes like hot chicks and like throwing money at chicks…in exchange for the right to jerk off to hot chicks.

I’m already boycotting Rachel Cook, who doesn’t even have her own name level of original and Julia Rose, another one of these “magazine publishers’ because they send lawyers after me for reposting their content, as they don’t want the goods they are making 100k a month to live on the internet, despite it living on the internet, don’t they know how the internet works….egos run high though….

Maybe this Natalie Roser is the next one we boycott, but in the meantime….here’s the video idiots are paying to subscribe to….life changing…isn’t it….

These bitches think they are Oprah, they feel like setting up a patreon or whatever to bait lame dudes into their content, to let them feel connected to their content, as a cash grab that can make them 100k a month, is beneath them, that’s what sluts do, so they create a fake magazine, that stars their own content, and that is not a real magazine, to give dudes access to the content as if it is a higher concept than just her nudes…it’s definitely not genius and it’s too bad I didn’t figure out this hustle years ago…get all the pervert money and buy private jets and shit….instead I’m some asshole commenting on money makers, while making no money….OOPS.

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2020

Mar

Florence Pugh Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Florence Pugh or as I like to call her Flo Poo which is dyslexic for Poo Flo…and also the name I give my shits every time I eat Taco Bell…or really any solid foods…I just don’t have that gut health you need to get by thanks to damage drinking has done…or what I like to call the SUPER POWERS drinking has given me….by destroying all my enzymes…and liver….and gall bladder…BUT ENOUGH about 50 year old issues…..and look at the overhyped, industry sweetheart, oscar nominated, hot on the scene…titties another 50 year old…who probably still poos solid..while he poos inside of PUGH with his penis….

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2020

Mar

This Week in On/Off of the Day

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Due to the success of our last On/Off compilation series of regular girls feeling compelled to post nude pics of themselves, cropped next to pics of their clothed selves, in a “the world is filled with perverts” because sex is what keeps our society alive and all this porno being produced has tapped into the core of who we are, giving us the empowered feeling to be exhibitionists, controlling their own narrative, or their own future, as they try to recruit subscribers to their primo snapchats….whatever feminist agenda you need to make yourself get naked on the internet works for me cuz girl you still naked and I’m staring.

I am all for girls having no filter, or ability to not be nude, I love that they feel liberated to do this, and I figure the more content hot everyday girls produce, the less power and control the celebs have, all while I get to see ALL you bitches naked cuz it’s a trend. A great trend.

Big fan over here.

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2020

Mar

Busty Serbian Singer Belly Dances and Other Videos of the Day

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Just a Trashy Landslide

Just an Idiot

Dude Torching a Statue

Wuhan Handshake

Woman Hides Shopping Cart Under her Breasts

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2020

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Not dead of the corona virus yet, but I am appreciating the mass panic from some people contrasted by the mass “who gives a shit” by other people. There’s the survivalists stocking up on everything for their bunker, looking forward to catching up on their stories, when the world goes into lockdown…and then there’s the motherfuckers going to the grocery store licking door handles, and saying “corona virus, just another scare tactic”…..I am one of the apathetic because I guess I don’t embrace life and figure we all gotta die….but not apathetic in a “its’ not going to take us out, this is fake news” kind of apathetic….

Who will win the war…the scared planners…or the fearless…or the who give a fuck we’re all gonna die anyways…

Stay tuned for the results over the next month.

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2020

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am not a germaphobe,

I think everyone is disgusting, but I’ll still stick my tongue in an asshole….and I am not really scared of Viruses…seeing as I survived the AIDS crisis with a Tranny Fetish…I don’t actually have a tranny fetish, I was just trying to make a point that the women I fucked in the 90s were basically trannies….well used and mentally fucked…

I am not scared of mass disease, but I remember when I was a teenager I read some book, maybe even Outbreak, and for a solid decade I was convinced I had Ebola. One day, a friend of mine told me Ebola was found in the bananas and I developed a neurotic self inflicting rash…created a FUCKING symptom of the virus…with my fucking mind…but then I got over it, and never flinched to any outbreak since. Not Ebola, Sars, Bird Flu, the Flu…so Corona just sounds like a day on the beach to me…but I am starting to wonder if this is the disease the ropes me back into my fear of disease neurosis I had for decade….I guess only time will tell..but for now…I’d still eat the ass of any of the massage parlour girls…without a DENTAL DAM…if you know what I mean…just tongue on bat soup after it’s been digested…daring.

I figure I have bigger things to fear than flu like symptoms…like cancer (pancreatic specifically), heart, stroke, diabetes amputations, aneurisms…there’s just so much brewing in us how do we even LIVE and ENJOY living….knowing we are all going to die…because we all know we are going to die, it’s a waste of time dwelling on it….it gets in the way of living or some shit…so think of that when you stick your dick in whatever you stick your dick into unprotected…AIDS was a death sentence…but it is NO MORE…take on the same attitude AIDS has….be inspired by aids and choose living.

I haven’t quite figured out where I’m going with this, but it’s a work in progress.

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2020

Mar

Kendall Jenner Skinny in Bike Shorts of the Day

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If you’re interested in the ass that Bruce Jenner’s Vagina Made when it Came inside the Kardashian mom, well here it is in bike shorts, looking skinny, and idiotic.

This trash that we can’t really blame for being a Jenner / Kardashian pile of shit, and who we should semi support for attempting to be a legit fashion model, despite clearly being an average looking girl who had a dream of being a fashion model, and the resources to buy herself into being a fashion model, because the family converts sales for brands, and if they use one of them like she’s a legit model, they can get her and her family to post the brand to support their sister’s dream.

SHe is the equivalent of a rich kid going to a recording studio to record an album. The album isn’t good, The music videos aren’t good. The overall experience a joke to everyone but the girl with a dream not even aware of how lame she fucking is….only for “fashion”.

There is nothing hot about any of the Kardashians….they are a stain on society no matter how much money they wake but her dad has a pussy and that is ALWAYS comedic.