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2020

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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This toilet paper crisis is so weird to me. Maybe it is because I don’t even use Toilet Paper as it is. You know, when it’s not a crisis or pandemic…

Even if Coronvirus attacked the gut and I was shitty everywhere, I’d still rather do a shower off…plus if it is the end of the world, I’ll use the clothes off the back of dead people lining the streets to wipe my ass…why do Americans like wiping their asses on bleached paper this bad? It’s the LAST thing I’d think of in a survivalist situation….

Hell, dildo in case I meet a woman survivor when the world is in shambles and everyone is dead to give her a helping hand as orgasms help us through our darkest times, usually because we know what the person we are having sex with is thinking….but even dildos are higher on my survivor list than toilet paper.

All your toilet paper are belong to us

You are all weird.

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Sydney Sweeney Looking Hot for Savage Lingerie
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2 Guys Pass Out on Slingshot Ride
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Jodie Turner’s Tits – Cuz She’s Having a Girl
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Keri Russell in Shape Magazine Looking Good for a Grandma
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Granny’s Morbid Response to her Birthday
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Jeopardy Keeps Filming Despite Corona Virus
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Lindsay Lohan and her Boyfriend are All Good…Great….
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OK Boomer Girl Wants you to Vote Bernie
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Emily Blunt Big Cleavage
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Caroline Kaplan Nipple Pokies
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Some Topless Trash Bitch
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Woman Fighting Her Dog
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Expensive Play Station Sells for 350k!
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The Dude who Loves to Free Dive
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The Herbert Twins are So Hot – 49 Pics of Them
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Olivia Vinten for a Bikini Line Looking Hot
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Taya Vais Hot / Naked / In Black and White
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Dominatrix with her Sub at the Park
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Demi Rose in the Skimpiest Leotard Ever – You Can See Her Uterus
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Some Instagram Slut
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Lady Gaga in Lady Gaga Cosplay
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Redhead Model Named Fabienne Has Tits
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Skinny Kaia Gerber at 18 in a Crop Top and leggings being a Slut
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Sofia Richie Cosmopolitan Shoot
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Madison Beer Hot Birthday Body
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Amanda Seyfried in Leggings
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Ellie Goulding Cleavage
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Lauren Conrad in a Dress
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Ming Na Wen Corona Virus Body…
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Sara Sampaio in Underwear
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Sofia Vergara Midriff
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Emily Blunt Big Cleavage
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Blonde Chick Spreading her Ass
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4 Ways to Make Money on the Internet
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Some Chick Flashing her Tits
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Ali Rose – Big Tits in Nature
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Brittney Got her Tits Out
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Cara Delevingne’s BUSH
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Girl Offers a Helping Hand
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Squirt Champion of the Day
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2020

Mar

Some Reddit ON/OFF of the Day

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I’ve been looking around at nude photoshoots to see if there’s anything good out there and I find it all pretty boring, so instead I figured I’d treat you to girls of reddit self promoting their tits to try to monetize them, or just doing this for clout….with this week’s ON/OFF compilation.

I figure it’s a hit and real girls on reddit are more interesting than manufactured bullshit models, plus they all have to be 18+ to post these on reddit, so it’s not some TikTok where you feel ashamed at what you are doing to yourself watching real girls dance, knowing they could be underage…..because I’m sure shame is something you feel never during your times of creepiness…you sick fuck…

Real girls are obviously the future of “hotness” and I don’t know if that’s a good thing, but I can’t see how anything that devalues hot chicks could be a bad thing…ECONOMICS man…supply/demand….all these bitches will officially price themselves down to being worthless…with too much supply, no more demand and their nudes will live on forever as they go try to get real jobs.

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2020

Mar

Cameron Diaz Parking Ticket Porn of the Day

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There was a time when Cameron Diaz was the hottest thing around….that time is long gone, she married some faggot loser mall brand pile of shit songstress and had his kid and proved to us that she’s a fucking loser too.

I am not the kind of loser who gets mad when celebs get boyfriends. There are people like that, usually virgin losers who have blogs or who leave angry comments on instagram about the boyfriends and I’ve always found that to be real fucking pathetic, so pathetic that I created a website for those people to jack off to.

I legitimately think the Good Charlotte brothers are lame as shit and every 40 year old chick who has fucked them is too….from Nicole Richie to Paris Hilton to Cameron Diaz…to all the other groupies…just lame fucking losers too.

But I figure since the old bitch Cameron is being seen in her old lady retirement cuz she knows she’s rich as fuck and not nearly as hot as she was…I’ll post it for old times…

Mom jeans on a literal mom pushing 50….hotness like the fever you’ll get going to the grocery store in this Corona scare…looking at all the other old moms who dress equally slutty….

The only hot thing in this pic is that bitch got a ticket because she’s entitled and doesn’t think parking rules apply to her. Above the law cuz she’s famous…and what’s a 60 dollar ticket to her…she makes more the 60 dollars on her pile of money in the time it took her to remove the ticket from her windshield….oh how the rich live….

Cameron Diaz has done well career-wise, but she should have done better with her personal life choices. Disappointing…

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2020

Mar

Elsa Hosk in Lingerie of the Day

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Elsa Hosk definitely has that IG body, IG Face vibe going.

You know a little on the muppet side of things, big lips, big cheeks that could be injected with fillers, could be a filter on IG, could be some photoshop of herself to give this illusion, I mean there is no way Victoria’s Secret and their evil pervert army that helped finance Epstein didn’t photoshop every image we’ve seen of her when they were creating her, plus she’s old as shit, 30 or something, meaning she needs to fill that face up so people don’t realize how old she is….

BUT THAT DOESN’T CHANGE the fact that she’s still one of the hottest of the VS Angels who helped finance Epstein, one titty shoot at a time…..

The Swedish B-Ball playing whore…looks good in this selfie..even if all these bitches are being turned into photoshopped weirdo robots that all look the fucking same…

Some happen to be MUCH better at it than others…

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2020

Mar

Brie Larson in a Bikini of the Day

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Brie Larson is another scam out of Hollywood who might as well is a Weinstein girl and is probably a Weinstein girl, the kind who doesn’t bite the hand who feeds her, even if she’s clearly an opportunistic cunt.

She has been lingering in Hollywood for a fucking decade trying to get famous, trying variations of different concepts to get famous, before finally landing the right agent who got her the Oscar winning performance that wasn’t that great, but good for her, because she’s naturally ugly, so seeing her live as an Elizabeth Smart type – held captive in a shed type…was believable…

What isn’t believable is that this fuck her way to the top, quick to leave her boyfriend once she fucked her way to the top, is a “hot chick”…tits out or not, I see through her lies and it is LIES.

Go back to the basement, basement dad, this attempt at hot is lame no matter how many nerds are like “you’re so beautiful, I love you” in her IG comments.

Terrible fucking human.

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2020

Mar

Nicole Scherzinger’s Old Tits of the Day

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I am still not convinced that Nicole Scherzinger is not a man. Until we see her cunt hole / uterus, I’m sticking to probably a man.. I get it, she’s got big tits, but if you’ve ever seen tranny porn and I know you have, so you’ll like this even more, you sick fuck….I know it is all you watch….

So you know that Tranny’s have this ability to grow out titties…plus they are obviously not scared of surgeries, as they cut off all their dicks, making the whole Nicole Scherzinger being a tranny possible….I mean the hard face, hard body, the fact that she does over the top stripper dances, when actual girls are trying to avoid anything “feminine”….

This pussycat doll thing is great now that they are all menopausal, provided Scherzinger is not a man, none of those pesky tampons and periods get in the way of being whores…the whore dream…and the reason some of the best tricks are malnourished crackheads…unhealthy and desperate for money…no longer getting periods to get in the way of a good trick.

Right?

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2020

Mar

Katy Perry Unfortunately Not Miscarrying of the Day

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The fact that Orlando Bloom fucks Katy Perry is enough proof to me that he’s a homo. The kind of closet case, who possibly due to religion can’t come out of the closet, but who can find a beard like Katy Perry, who is always on the road, so he doesn’t need to deal with how intolerable she must be….because if she’s anything like her music…she’s really fucking intolerable.

I call that the #metoo of music, this bitch has raped my ears like they were Corey Haim and she was Charlie Sheen. HIV.

Which is why the idea of her reproducing, is the same as the idea of homeless women reproducing, which is that not everyone should reproduce.

We can only hope that this dancing around leads to a miscarriage, since she’s too old for another abortion, breeders and their breeding….

I know what you are all thinking “don’t wish miscarriages on people”….first of all Katy Perry isn’t a fucking human, second of all why can’t we wish miscarriages on people, because you are a GOD fearing person who thinks all life is sacred in an era where overpopulation and globalization is creating and spreading mutated viruses to everyone? It’s pretty obnoxious for her to reproduce, not just because we hate her, but because it’s irresponsible, self invovled, self indulgent and bad for the fucking planet.

Fuck Katy Perry for pollution our world with her shitty, useless, pile of shit spawn that may be the size of a baseball and hasn’t offended any of us yet, but will clearly at some point in time offend us.

She should end it fucking now…

But I know, you are sensitive, and you love Katy Perry’s tits….and your wife struggled to get pregnant with your kid, you had IVF and shit, because you are into reverse abortions “USE SCIENCE TO BREED, BUT NOT TO TERMINATE PREGANCIES EVEN IF THEY ARE THE SAME THING FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF NATURE DIDN’T WANT THAT TO BE THE OUTCOME”….

I don’t know why people get so mad when you wish pregnancy termination on shitty fucking humans….maybe the better wish is that she dies in childbirth and the baby is raised by a third party….

Either way, here she is fat and pregnant and vile and disgusting…she is a little too old, pregnant and disgusting to be dressed and to be behaving like this….

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2020

Mar

Braless Miley Cyrus of the Day

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I don’t know why I like Miley Cyrus, I think it’s just a bigger storyline of what she represents, her place in the industry or in pop culture, and its impact on her dumb followers, more than her actual self, because I realize she looks like the cousin who may also be your brother you’d fuck in your family of 12’s one room cabin on your crop sharing farm.

Her looks is straight out of white trash methed out America….but it’s all a fucking lie, she’s some Hollywood rich kid, who got even more rich thanks to Disney, and who rebranded herself to tie into her perversions that I guess stem from being raised in a fucking bubble of celebrity, while having access to the internet. Bella Thorne followed her lead and I am sure it is in part due to the sexualization of themselves by the people who first hired them, while also feeling no consequences because they are rich kids, so if she puts her cunt on the internet, whatever, it’s not like she won’t get another job, she’s MILEY…and even if she was blacklisted, like the girl in ER who was shot by the cop thanks to CLOONEY.

ANYWAY…

Her nipples are in a beater, and the culture vulture brought the trend of getting naked online to the mainstream, and now every girl is naked online, so we have a lot to thank her for….

That said, she looks like she’s had a lot of abortions.

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2020

Mar

Lottie Moss Nip Slip of the Day

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Lottie Moss is Kate Moss’ trashy reality star looking, Glamour Model acting, barely a celebrity or an influencer, who has that celebrity or influencer muppet looking face, and body that could be of a fat chick who gets LIPO and other weird treatments when getting the face injections.

She’s so far removed from Kate Moss as far as I’m concerned, whether they share DNA or not, I’m the kind of guy into the skinny, iconic model and her tits, and no so much into some mooch fuck who looks cheesy and plastic as fuck.

HOWEVER, this is being marketed as her having a nip slip, I’m assuming that shadow is her nipple, and funny enough she zooms in on it, because she knows she’s a whore mooching off her sister’s name to get to the low level fame she’s got.

I like it, even if it looks so artificial and lame.

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2020

Mar

Jojo Covered in Mud of the Day

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Jojo is a little ambitious with her “Self Care” Health and Wellness Instagram Trendy Treatments.

It is the “Everyone is a guru” or a mentor or an influencer, whether with business and success using get rich schemes to lure idiots into learning the very same get rich schemes they just bought into to make another motherfucker rich, or with Health and Wellness…it’s fucking nuts.

Health has become trendy. Everyone is getting on an every trend that is marketed or positioned as healthy. From KETO diets, to Crossfit, to Supplements, to Collagen, to Celery Juice….to Micro Nutrients, or Plant Based diets…IT IS NON STOP.

Then there’s the whole breathing exercises, cold baths, other treatments, vampire facials, lymphatic massages, coffee enemas…it doesn’t fucking end.

So here’s JOJO buying into EVERY fucking treatment at the spa….she got cuppings, massages, mud baths….and all this other shit that probably does nothing….

But it got her in a skimpy outfit looking she got shat on by a bunch of Rich guys in dubai financing her, and that’s hot enough for me to endorse.