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2019

26

Dec

Bebe Rexha Christmas Tits of the Day

40 year old Bebe Rexha, who decided to take advantage of fat and the body positive, no body shaming trend and became a popstar.

Instead of being laughed off the stage like she was probably supposed to be, or would have been back at the local open mic or Karaoke before becoming famous if she hadn’t already been an accomplished songwriter of her own.

Is out here dancing on stage and not even ironically, like legit doing her best fat old lady popstar impression while the audience embraces it and loves it and buys into it…because people aren’t mean anymore…and I guess have no taste anymore.

So despite being old and fat, thanks to being empowered….she’s taking slutty selfies, with her fat tits out because with fat comes tits….and I’m sure all she’s thinking about is “Where’s the Fruitcake, Yule Log, Shortbread, Gingerbread, boxed chocolates, etc”….get this bitch some food before she eats the fucking tree.

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Posted in:Bebe Rexha|SFW

2019

26

Dec

Lia Marie Johnson Pussy Flash of the Day

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Her name is Lia Marie Johnson…She’s 23, from Hawaii and was once one of the 12 biggest young stars on YouTube according to Ad Week…something we can assume was paid for by the Youtube channel she was the star of called “Kids React”…which in and of itself sounds pretty fucking inappropriate and irresponsible by whatever pervert who made millions by putting that concept together. They should be arrested because nothing good comes from kids being used in content on youtube…that’s where all the creeps looking for kids reacting go….a publicly traded company.

The world is fucked…poor thing turned into a fetish actress at a young age, but who is now old enough to flash you her vagina for social media by her own will thanks to her own broken by being used by older people to make that youtube money because why the fuck not bare your soul to your fans. We like it. .

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2019

26

Dec

Olivia Munn Hard Nipples of the Day

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Olivia Munn is some dog shit scam that has manipulated nudes everywhere, and since I am like Jesus Martinez to the nerds or at least the guy in high school who helps the socially awkward nerd get laid, because women are easy to manipulate into sex if you know what you are doing….and it doesn’t take much to know what you are doing….and if you’re wondering what I mean, it’s that the only people coming to this site are nerds looking for tits and I’m the one posting the tits…so I’m on your side, not Olivia Munn’s side….she angled or gamed the nerds for her personal gain and that’s fucking rude…but she’s got tits, with hard nipples and they should all be looked at and appreciated equally, despite the trash they are attached to.

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Posted in:Olivia Munn|SFW

2019

26

Dec

Rumer Willis Titty Shake of the Day

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Rumer Willis understands the crop.

She’s got tits, she’s got an ass, she works out, because there isn’t much else for her to do being a socialite with a trust fund that never has to worry about money or going broke….

But she’s also got a face that even with the face injections is either too much like biological Demi Moore, before the millions of dollars of surgery created the Demi Moore you know…or it could be too much Bruce because the face of a man on a woman is always weird…even with all this tranny porn ya’ll jerk off to…and all this gender reassignment you all buy into….whether it’s just pervert dudes figuring out the loophole to get into the women’s locker room…still weird…

What I am trying to say is that I am a big fan of celebrity kids, even the butter faces…cuz you don’t need a face to want to fuck…I’m sure many a decapitated women have been fucked…or less creepy true crime story….many an ugly hot bodied women fucked from behind, in the dark, or in some sort of costume that comes with a mask….like Arabian nights, or furry or what the fuck ever you want….or you can just watch the titty bounce, which is what I’m doing.

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Posted in:Rumer Willis|SFW

2019

26

Dec

Willa Holland Nude of the Day

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Remember when Willa Holland’s MOM sucked Brian De Palma’s dick so that her daughter could get into Hollywood because she’s a degenerate whore who hates men yet relies on them to feed her family and make her slutty daughter a star but then gets offended when her daughters slutty photos get circulated on the INTERNET?

If you don’t know the story because you don’t care about me as deeply as you should, I didn’t get any Christmas cards so I assume you don’t care about me the way you should, or Christmas MONEY despite knowing I want money….you won’t know that her mom is the reason I got deleted off twitter…

After what must be a 10 year or more run with my original @drunkstepfather, this past spring I posted something on Willa Holland being Brian De Palma’s slutty stepdaughter and it was a KIND hearted post…yet the mom, who was obviously a groupie fuck who ended up with Brian De Palma, told me off, reported me…and TWITTER ended….because the media connected will always beat the guy no one knows exists with the blog…

Here are the Nerd Enhanced versions..

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Posted in:SFW|Willa Holland

2019

26

Dec

Kimberley Garner Christmas Lingerie of the Day

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Kimberley Garner isn’t very famous and when I’ve posted her over the years people really didn’t care….let’s just say no servers were crashed with her hot ass…but I was always a believer and I felt that there are far uglier equally useless barely reality stores out there getting paid and living under the illusion of being relevant…and I knew this one would keep bringing it until more and more people notice….now I know she’s still not famous, still doesn’t matter, still doesn’t PUSH or CONVERT traffic like all my other posts I’ve analyzed the analytics so deeply on….you know not at all…I don’t even check the site stats…I don’t need google to tell me I’m a fucking loser….or that Kim Garner is a loser considering how hot her ass is…but I do appreciate her Christmas Spirit, despite Christmas being over…because being over doesn’t thwart this one…

Check it out bro..

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Posted in:Kimberley Garner|SFW

2019

26

Dec

Arabian Butt Implants and Other Videos of the Day

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Santa Fell into a Well

Dude Drinks Bong Water then Cat Shit

Gay Activity of the Day

Kid Gets Taken Out by a Pole

Christmas Beatdown…

Two Drunk Guys

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

26

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’m back…no one cares…

I couldn’t afford to pay myself time and a half or double time for working on the Holidays, so I decided to tap out off the computer…since I’ve updated the site every year on Christmas and thought to myself that I’m some kind of asshole doing something literally no one gives a fuck about….including myself..

So instead I worked on diabetic shock and basking in all the health ailments I have from running a blog for 15 years, while being an alcoholic degenerate lazy fuck who eats badly…and lives badly..

Here are some morning links in the early afternoon….

Celebs on Christmas
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Cute Porcupine
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Rita Ora Hot in a Swimsuit
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The Process of Painting Ornaments
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Theme Song Writer that Should have Been Murdered
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Comedian Uses a Titty Slip for Attention….Doesn’t Mean She’s Hot
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Brie Larson’s 4 Million Dollar Malibu House
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The Marvel Wrapping Paper Troll for Scorcese
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More Rita Ora Tit
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Dude Gets Trolled By Star Wars Characters
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Italian Comes Out Out to his Parents…They Don’t Kill Him….
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Officer Stops Suicide
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Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

24

Dec

Chanel West Coast Christmas Erotica of the Day

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It’s Christmas Eve and I’m holy fucking jolly fucking Christmassing around the Christmas tree in a cabin in the woods with no internet (or running water).

Luckily, I cued up this Christmas miracle no one actually gives a fuck about as a backup in case there wasn’t internet at these French Fuck’s Christmas Eve event…you know to represent how irrelevant this site is in 2019 with the most irrelevant…Chanel Westcoast…from MTV 15 years ago…still out here being a whore for Santa…

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Posted in:Chanel West Coast|SFW

2019

23

Dec

Bella Thorne Finally Takes a Shower of the Day

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Bella Thorne typically looks like a greasy dirty stinky pile of shit that was shat out by Disney and refuses to wash off that trauma…and likes celebrating that Trauma with her silly internet behavior…doing that whole influencer thing…with her tits out…which I am into…despite finding her gross…

But as it turns out…apparently….at least according to this video…she showers.

That’s enough of that.