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2019

23

Dec

Gisele Bundchen Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

Gisele was a big part of my Saturday night Christmas party, because I was talking to a Patriots fan, which always makes me laugh because I feel you need to either be from Boston / New Hampshire to like the Patriots, or you just don’t know anything about Football but know that they are the winning team. You know not very exciting to be the fan of a team that has won way too many times…but I know NOTHING about sports, or football or any of that…so to me it’s more about Gisele….which is why Gisele was a big part of my Saturday Christmas party night.

I was pitching aggressively on her having a dick….you know busting jokes about busting her balls…literally…because the Patriots fan and his Tom Brady cocky fan boy support..talking about how Great Tom Brady is…and how hot Gisele is…and how much she gets paid and how they are winners on all fronts…and didn’t like me going on and on about how they found her in Brazil playing soccer in the poor neighborhood and sold her to Victoria’s Secret perverts at a young age…taking her away from her family but never taking away her dick…

Well here she is doing some photoshoot for you perverts.

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2019

23

Dec

Rita Ora Shitty Tattoos Getting Wet of the Day

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Rita Ora may be the celebrity we’ve all heard of but have no idea what her deal is. One of those always around like Phoebe Price but you can’t actually pinpoint why. She’s a master of being at the right place, getting in the paparazzi and dating strategically to “matter”…you know so that people will record her music, and promote her music and she’ll be a “popstar” she always wanted to be.

It’s an interesting dynamic, but that whole “It’s an overnight success that took 15 years”….because she’s put in work…and whether she’s relevant or not, or her tactics were desperate or now, she’s got an awesome set of tits and that’s all that really matters at least to me…because I just listen to old country music, if I even listen to music. I prefer staring at the wall.

POINT being, my version or idea of “respectable” celebrity means nothing…so we should just watch the hot tits on vacation living a better life than us…cuz we aren’t hot tits.

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2019

23

Dec

Sofia Jamora Ratchet Lingerie of the Day

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Sofia Jamora’s last name is really Ratchet, but it should be…

That’s about all I have to say about that.

It’s Christmas, the time of good will towards men and my gift to you is not making dumb jokes about things that don’t matter….like Sofia Jamora Ratchet…

Right.

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2019

23

Dec

Woman in Bra Fights Mall Security and Other Videos of the Day

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Jamaican Dagger Dance Gone Wrong

Best Christmas Show Ever

Side of Road Dump

Rescue Cats Line Up for Dinner

Last Second Regret

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

23

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Since it’s basically Christmas and the majority of people with shitty office jobs, who don’t get to lie the good life of luxury of homelessness like me, despite having a home, that is barely a home, my lifestyle is on par with that of a homeless person…I figured I shouldn’t bother updating the website, you know since it is SUNDAY basically all week..

But the reality of it is I shouldn’t be updating the site regardless of the day, because it is a dated concept and no one gives a fuck….but yet I still do it…this should have been shut down in 2005 or some shit when I started….yet OCD I’ll never quite understand made me continue…so SUNDAY all week or NOT….I’ve got no choice but to give you these amazing links…

Bill Hader is Fucking Rachel Bilson..
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A House the Size of the Island it is Built on
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Merry Christmas to all the Mechanics
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Thieves with the Hearts of Heroes
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Ricky Gervais Hates Trannies
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Hilary Duff Shares some Wedding Pics
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Weirdest White Guy Rant from a Black Cookout..
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Skier VS Crashing Drone
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Hug Bear Sits on a Lady’s Lap for a Snack
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UPS Driver VS ICE
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Fast Tesla Roadster
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2019

20

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I went to the mall to check out all the people in their Christmas themed leggings jacked up their asses and I could count at least full pussy spottings….sure they were in leggings that were a size too tight….so tight I could see ovary….

I went into the plus sized clothing store, just to see what’s up, figuring there would be some fat sad chicks to make me feel better about life in this festive holiday time….and all I found was stylish selections forcing me to wonder if making fat clothing in modern styles does anything good for a girl, back in the day fat girls wore purple sweatsuits with sequins on them and that’s it…and now they can dress like fat versions of skinny girls or normal sized girls….so that they don’t need to lose weight to get into those Levis…then these fat shops just encourage girls to be fat….that said…there were no fat chicks in the store, probably too busy eating and being lazy working as freelances in this gig economy while filming their youtube channel about baking, eating, or being fat….everyone shops online….

There was a store clerk, a shop girl if you will, but she wasn’t even fat enough to be working there but I guess when fighting discrimination through stylish outfits…you can’t discriminate girls who aren’t fat enough to be working in the plus sized store.

It is all so confusing…but I did hear two girls talking to each other about cumming…which made my Jugo Just so much sweeter…I didn’t realize that girls talked about masturbating together…I am from the past…they call me Grandpa…..step grampa….

The mall was a success…and here is our GIFT GUIDE shop now….why not…

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Girlfriend Pretends Her Boyfriend Abuses Her…
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Woman Obsessed with Barbies
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Kim Kardashian is Slutty in Black Face
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Dove Cameron Gets Dumb Anti Gun Tattoo
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Inside Greta’s Tesla…not so Climate Friendly…Unless this is Clickbait…
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Verona Pooth Pink Panties
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Heather Graham Bikini titties
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They Call This the Worst Prank Ever
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Ducks Change their Mind…
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Truck VS Airport
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Hairy Octopus Caught on Camera
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Ariel Winter Butt Cheek…
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Paris Hilton Talks Juicy Couture
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Ice Fisherman of the Day
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Baby Christmas Rock
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Some Asian GIrls.
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Mark Whalberg – Not on HGH
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Lana Del Rey’s New Album is a Spoken Word Album for Natives
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Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are Rich
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Cops Mad Guy Doesn’t Pull OVer
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How to Fly to the Moon
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Swift at a Premiere…
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Cool RC Plow
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Ambrosio’s Bikini Gallery
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From the Forum

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Emma Roberts – Shopping
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Sabrina Carpenter – Midget in Jeans
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Hailey Bieber in Jeans
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Bai Ling in Short Skirts
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Demi Lovato – Fat Shopper
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Daisy Ridley Cleavage
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Kim Garner Legs
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Sofia Richie Creeper Cam at the Gym
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From stepSMUT!!

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Flashing Her Tits
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Guide to a Memorable Weekend…
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4 Ways to Make a First Impression…
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Worst Line Ever
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How are these Tits Possible
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AMateur Slut of the Day
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19 People Having a Shittier Day Than You
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Green Cactus Bikini…
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Big Titty Photoshoot
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Just Having a Snack
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Pink Hair Public Blowie
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Orgasms from Hell…
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Hooker Fucks for Popeye’s Sandwich…
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Dildo in Big Girl
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Black Porn Girl
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2019

20

Dec

Sydney Sweeney In a Short Dress of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is doing good with her celebrity that has come in the form of being the big tits on a skinny frame on EUPHORIA….there was a time she was in a bunch of major shows that no one really bothered noticing her in….cuz she kept the monster tits hidden…but HBO came through for her and brought her the best possible venue to show off her big tits and now she’s got her millions or 1.1 MILLION followers…following her…and this is the kind of content she’s out there producing…the RIGHT kind of content.

The big tragedy in Sydney Sweeney is that she was in Montreal filming what we can assume was a very shit movie….which is where I LIVE…and I even knew what hotel she was at thanks to social media posts but my inability to leave my house because I don’t actually care….got in the way of me throwing my sperm on her as she walked by me in the lobby to get into her car taking her to set…because throwing sperm on ladies is how you show them you like them..

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Posted in:SFW|Sydney Sweeney

2019

20

Dec

JOJO Got HUGE TITTIES of the Day

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JOJO is living the American dream, or maybe her mom, who can see in the background is living the American dream, because from what I remember, and I don’t remember much, I actually forget everything…except dumb shit like Jojo’s upbringing before she was sold to Disney and before she had a couple years being a famous underage talent that I don’t remember because I like to “card” my celebrity titties before really diving in and appreciating them…not that she had celebrity titties like this at the time…this just sort of appeared the last few years she’s been making her comeback and riding that fame…

BUT….what I was saying is that her mom, who is in the pic starting at her daughter showing off the tits, like some kind of stripper….was a CLEANING LADY before they struck gold with Jojo…and based on her mom’s hair…we can assume they are still riding those glory days…and bitch ain’t cleaning houses no more…

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2019

20

Dec

Candice Swanepoel Topless of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is looking good for some old washed up model that is barely 30….but who you think is 75 because she’s been around doing the same fucking thing for so fucking long it’s almost crazy..

A straight from South Africa, beat all odds of dying from AIDS in an era when AIDS was a death sentence, only to come to AMERICA to be the panty promo model that DREAMS are made of…still in her panties because it is all she knows…all she does…and still looks fucking good enough at it to keep it up.

Just because I find her old and boring and I seek the new and the hotter…doesn’t mean she’s not an ass worth staring at!

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Posted in:Candice Swanepeol|SFW

2019

20

Dec

Carla Guetta Full Pussy Photoshoot of the Day

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I don’t know about you but Carla Guetta ass in a thong is the highlight of my Christmas holidays so far…it’s not the egg nog, the drunken people at holiday parties being loud on the streets, the easy sad girls who have no family and just want some company on the holidays and are willing to do anything for that company….

It’s the ass of some girl who may or may not be David Guetta’s daughter…in some dog shit photoshoot that we can see her pussy in…all sparkly and in front of what I’d consider tinsel giving you ideas on how you’d like to decorate your tree this year….with a Carla Guetta set of tits of your own.

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