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2019

11

Dec

Charlize Theron Got Them Tits On of the Day

Remember when Charlize Theron killed her own DAD…nothing like the Christmas Season to bring out the dysfunctional family stories out of the repressed depths of her soul….like so many of us can relate to. It’s like we tried to forget this the last 20 years, but thanks to the internet and the #metoo movement I remember when my parents left me with a babysitter who would shower me at 10 years old for too long….using her mouth as a sponge…2019 has been the year of reading everyone’s “I was molested story” and I hope it fucking ends…this VICTIM culture is annoying because calling yourself a victim is a little over the top and dramatic.

That said, Charlize Theron’s storyline from RURAL South Africa, where they had SLAVES because it was legal…involves an abusive drunk dad who was killed by her “mom”….before Charlize ran off to Europe and America to be a model…only to end up in Playboy and desperate for work…sucking dick for rent money like so many girls before her…never going back to South Africa until she was famous enough to adopt a couple black slaves of her own that she presents to the world as her “children” but we know how South Africans work….it’s NO SECRET CHARLIZE…

Anyway, she’s old now, and this is her old…

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2019

11

Dec

Adwoa Aboah Nipple Shirt of the Day

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DONT SAY ADWOA ABOAH’s name 10 times in a row as it could be a voodoo chant..

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2019

11

Dec

Naked on a Car and other Videos of the Day

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Worst Truck to Drive By

Bridge Fail

Man Escapes Courtroom

Crossing the Bridge the Hard Way

Car Takes Out Kid and Mom – Kid Gets Mad at Car

Terrifying Bills Fan ALmost Breaks Neck…

Man Opens Fire on Bouncers…

Firework Mishap

Woman with Boobs…Crossing the Road….

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

11

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I want to mansplain my way through the Christmas Holidays…because girls may complain about being mansplained to…but it actually makes their vagina wet. It’s a fact…at least based on my research, which was watching porn that should likely be criminal…and all those girls like mansplaining…so how can we assume otherwise…it is the internet and all information on the internet is real…even when it is not…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…believe EVERYTHING…from Santa Claus to other Conspiracy’s….all true..

Angry Abortion Doctor
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Home Alone Reboot Casts a Retard Kid
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Crazy Fucking Violinist…
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Rachel Hilbert Beach Slut
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Elon in the Cyber Truck Trying to Drive
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Everyone Dies in this Simpson’s Episode
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Star Wars – If Things Played Out Differently.
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Andy Dick 14 Days in Jail
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Zach Braff has a Fecal Fetish
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Futuristic Rolls Royce
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OK Boomer…Pervert
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Drunk Dude Fail
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William Shatner Divorce at 88….
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Cheapest Car Ever Made –
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Crazy Underwater Footage
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GET SOME SEX TOYS FOR THE HOLIDAYS
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2019

10

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Here are my brilliant ideas for a Christmas Movie….

White Christmas, as Tight Christmas, a story of devirginizing 40 year old fat girls who never got the dick…and just sort of lived with it…in their depressing one room apartments decorated with pictures of Disney Princesses and a motivational poster..

Or Trimming the Tree, a story of a Mexican drug cartel infiltrating a Northern California grow op on Christmas Day…to ROB them knowing everyone was home for Christmas…

Or “Three ships come sailing in”, the story of UPS or Federal Express or really any postage carrier sending packages across the world for Christmas…only to really be sending CHEMICAL WARFARE….that KILLS the word….that one could also be called “Last Christmas”…..or “BLAST CHRISTMAS”….it’s a work in progress…

I got nothing…Felt Cute May Delete LAter…should never done it…..

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Here are some stepLINKS…

Brown Bear Breaking Into House
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Gwyneth Paltrow Gifted Herself a Vibrator….
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Bella Thorne Sexy Mental Breakdown
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Fat Bikini Girls Bouncing
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Eiza Gonzalez in a White Bikini
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Bella Hadid See Through Shirt
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Ugly Girls Turned Hot…
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Drunk
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What Makes Roller Coasters Make Their Noise
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Regular Dude Driving an F1
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Lea Michele Braless Man Woman
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There is Something Showtime Wants You To Know ABout Duran Duran…
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Big News Everyone Knew…Kim K Sold her Sex Tape at her Mom’s Request and Look at them Now…
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Chimp Claps for Fat Idiot
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Dude ALmost Dies from Kissing Dog
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Elon Musk Driving the Cybertruck
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Gal Gadot Wonder Woman Trailer You Shouldn’t Care About
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Vanna White Hosted Wheel of Fortune…and People Hated It…
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Live Octopus Eating Fail
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Shark Attack of the Day
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Just a Deer
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Navy Blue Angel POV
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Cat Doesn’t Like Being Licked Back
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Noah Cyrus Mutant Face Bra Flash
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Megan Fox Cleavage
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Rita Ora’s Thighs for X-Mas
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Anna Kendrick Disgusting
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Kaia Gerber Skinny legs in NYC
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Kate Hudson Old Leg
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Kacey Musgraves Tranny Face in a Subway
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The Green Bikini…of Death
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Hot Amateur Slut
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Black Office Strip
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3 Girls 1 TOilet
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A Bunch of Booty…
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Roommate Fuck
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Tits on the Beach
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Gym Jerk Off
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Ashley Benson – Nude Shoot
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COuple on Cam….FUcking
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Girls in the Bath
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knee Fuck
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2019

10

Dec

Rihanna Titty Shake of the Day

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Rihanna and her titty jiggle is the best Christmas gift a girl can bring us…because she has fattened up like you’d expect if you’ve ever been to Barbados and seen the local women working the chicken restaurant…and like when a girl get breast implants…you have to do all the titty thing you used to do when your tits were smaller…only it was less substantial….you know not quite sloppy enough but through diet, lack of exercise and not trying to be fit because the world thinks fat is beautiful since they are all fat and don’t want to admit it is disgusting….they can get sloppy…so that you can film a viral titty Christmas video to promote your brand as a gift to all your Rihanna loving family members…and really film anything cuz SLOPPY tits make for the best co-star in any production, even though they steal the show…

This is the best Christmas Movie yet…better than the classics like Home Alone, The Griswalds and It’s a Wonderfull life…prove me wrong.

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2019

10

Dec

Bella Thorne Bra Top of the Day

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Bella Thorne is out here in a bra top to show you her belly jiggle in some kind of belly dance that you should all slaughter her for appropriating like she was one of the animatronics in the “It’s a Small World” ride at Disney…the place she didn’t lose her virginity at, because they lured her in after her mom sold her off to her stepfather…disgusting…but the things that people do for fame typically are…until they become famous and shift the blame on the other people….like how they brought down WEINSTEIN…for every creepy rich guy sexually harassing slutty girls who will do anything for the job…is slutty girls willing to do anything for the job….who hate admitting they got the job for being slutty…so dude who gave her the job and changed her fucking life has got to be to blame for their actions….PEER PRESSURE…the leading cause of death in teens….and apparently the number one way to jerk off to an eager actress if you’re a producer she’s trying to get a job from and too scared to lose that job to say no to…or some shit…

ANYWAY….She used social media as a platform to encourage and empower other people to live life to the fullest and by fullest she means tits out…so keep the tits out…you bought them for a fucking reason…

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2019

10

Dec

Demi Rose Mawby Nude of the Day

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Demi Rose fake ass check….

Here’s some public or known sex worker, who lived in AMERICA doing sex work, bringing in the HOLIDAY CHEER with her CHRISTMAS Balls of an ass, that you may or may not want to pay too much money to unload your balls on….in some it “Came Upon a Bootleg Kim Kardashian Clear…..That glorious song of old”….or a Here Comes Santa Clause all over some brown skinned….if he paid enough money….

That has been the DrunkenStepfather Christmas Album preview…..because on Christmas, and every day, it is important to make sure that the fake ass is all still there…

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2019

10

Dec

Kate Bosworth Bikini of the Day

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Kate Bosworth is in a bikini. I have no idea why I find Kate Bosworth hot or compelling but I blame brain washing, or the fact that she’s a skinny blonde chick, who one day I decided was hot, and have stuck with for the entire existence of this site…you know one of those situations…where even in her old age, rocking a bikini, I’m like “she’s good”…

I haven’t seen a movie she’s been in that I can remember, has she even been in movies? Who knows….and I haven’t fallen in love with a character she played on a show, I am strictly in this for the skinny blonde chick….

These are some bikini pics, because you’re not a woman if you don’t post your bikini pics…at least not a woman who matters!!

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2019

10

Dec

Nina Agdal Sauna Tits of the Day

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The face of a rescue dog living their best life in their new forever home. Is this one of Michael Vick’s Pitbulls being used to protest him being awarded or recognized at some NFL event? Sign the petition because the asshole is a fucking asshole to dogs….and we hate assholes who are assholes to dog…just look at the damage done to the dog….

Or is this NINA AGDAL the girl who Leo DiCaprio’s team accidentally hired as his girlfriend for a few weeks when they were trying to showcase how good he is to the handicapped after the SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS came at him for his appropriation of HANDICAPPED people in WHAT’S EATING GILBERT GRAPE….in a “How can I be anti retards, if I stick my dick in one that has a hot body”…people these days…so sensitive.

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