2019
29
Nov
It’s Black Friday, so along with brawling in the stores, assuming you even leave your house thanks to the internet, all for a dumb fucking sale on shit you don’t need, but figure it’s better than paying full price…so have fun over spending on shit you don’t need and can’t afford cuz the deal is so good…too good to think about reducing waste and clearing your mind of getting rid of “stuff”…
In more important news, I saw a porno yesterday, because it was American Thanksgiving and my life revolves around Americans so I had nothing to do with myself since it wasn’t Canadian Thanksgiving…so I turned to porn, even though I don’t watch porn, and think porn is boring….
Only to discover that there are a handful of aspiring influencer perverts uploading their sex tapes that were previously just reserved to their snap chat friends…as they try to promote themselves..which is a positive thing…all girls should think sex tapes lead to Kardashian fame…so that we can watch them fuck as they get more and more desperate with each video they post of taking a creampie not giving them that E! TV show they are looking for….but that’s not the only thing that happened…
I say a porno called lesbian gets her first dick and it was legit a lesbian looking chick, all fucking butchy with a Lesbian haircut, the kind of girl Kristen Stewart studied when planning her character role as a lesbian in everyday life….
Anways…this lesbian was pretending to get her first dick and I wondered who’s fetish is that?
I don’t even want to see lesbians at the coffee shop knitting or talking about their kittens, to me they don’t fuck or have genitals…but they do make good truck drivers, welders, but not that good since they are still women…and whatever else they do like working at the last book shop that Amazon didn’t kill…or hanging out at Arts and Crafts night at the local lesbian hangout….
But here was one taking a big black dick and I was like…so this is where content is going…I usually try to ignore the trends…but “Lesbian Getting her First Dick” was watched and I don’t buy it…
Keep giving thanks for the weirdness that has trickled into the mainstream…it was limited to obscure forums you’d have to dig for but now it’s in our face everywhere…even the “normals” are fucking weirdo…thanks internet…my first love…who I am bored and tired of because real life, without screens, or machines tracking our every move and thought and conversation…then throwing targeted ads at me….is far less annoying…
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Trashy Booty Dance on the Streets by a Slutty Couple
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French Montana is Out of the Hospital for Exhaustion
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Slutty Lingerie Christmas Shoot
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Al Roker VS Butter
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Frat Boy Getting Knocked the Fuck Out by Asian He Went After is a Great Fuckign Video
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Idiot Parents Framed the PTA President by Planting Drugs – Genius
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Johnny Depp Producing Michael Jackson Musical About Pedophiles..
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Trump’s Russian Looking Son is Taller than Him and It is Creepy
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Trains VS Trucks Crash Compilation
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Hidden Camera investigation into Oil Change Scams
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In Court Muderer Has an Outburst…
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2019
28
Nov
I am thankful for all of you….if there are any of you…I feel so alone…writing to my damn self like a homeless guy talking to his damn self on the side of the street but less terrifying because less feces….
I am thankful for all of your Thanksgiving meals and for the fact that none of you are food stylists or food influencers cuz your plates look like fucking slop you’d get in prison…which could be my bitterness that I am not eating a thanksgiving dinner….
I hope you had fun jerking off to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade like you do every year..and I hope you didn’t get arrested for taking that tradition to the local supermarket or park…
I’m waiting for PLANE TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES hotel bed scene where John Candy and Steve Martin share a bed and wake up to John Candy having a sex dream with Steve Martin in his arms..to be edited or censored or protested….
Will Steve Martin’s awkwardness about being touched without consent by a man be a trigger….because you’re supposed to embrace gay even when it is sexual assault…is it insensitive that he dealt with the sexually assault with humor, or is the whole scene just anti-gay and anti-sex assault victim shaming or some shit…IS IT THE NEXT SANTA BABY or is it the “Baby It’s Cold Out Side”….where everything’s gotta be boring.
Enjoy your TURKEYS or TOFURKEYS depending on how vegan you are…or is it now called plant based? Enjoy your STUFFING depending on how KETO you are….maybe you made some KETO stuffing with ground beef…..ENJOY your pie if you aren’t GLUTEN intolerant…you know cuz inflammation….Enjoy your political talks no one at the table is in a position to have an opinion…as they recite various MEMEs they read and think are fact…enjoy your modern life of newly trans nephews to misgender since they are 12 years old…enjoy your younger sister or daughter who is back from college to discuss her feminism, empowerment, by showing the family her artistic vagina pics they’ve all seen on instagram….maybe get in on some TIKTOK pranks….is is the future…if the future is a policed state run by CHINA thanks to information they gathered of you on TIKTOK…and above all this…enjoy The Irishman movie, or Al Pacino’s Jimmy Hoffa movie, it’s amazing…but I love Scorcese, those actors and anything that is over 3 hours long….so I can get into it….
Here are some stepLINKS…
Slutty Trash Dancing
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The Simpsons is Ending
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Cops Stealing from Home Depot
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DUMBEST MEDICAL ADVANCEMENT EVER
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Frat Boy Messes With Wrong Asian
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Wait for It
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TSA DILDO PRANK
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Some Slut Showing You What $1500 a month in SF vs LA gets you for an Apartment
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Dude Fakes Pic of Sluts
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Slutty Nickey Whelan
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Train VS tuck Compilation
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Queen Elizabeth is Retiring
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Wilco Frontman’s Home Shot Up…
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Coughing May Be a Leech in Your Throat..
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Robber Gets Robbed
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Adrianne Nina Water Model…
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Jay Z Suing Children
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Texas Explosion
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Dude with the Gangster Cane
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Shakira Performing
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Elsa Pataky in a Dress
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Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie Catalog Shoot
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Demi MOORE in a SWEAT SHOOT looking Old
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Hilary Duff EROTICA
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Huge Tits
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Josephine Skriver VS Catalog Shoot
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Dove Cameron’s Sellign her Own Merch
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Dua LIPA Booty in a Dress
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Zendaya at an Event being skinny and Hot
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Sluts with their TOngues Out
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Thanksgivign Black Chick as the Turkey
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Hot Amateur MILF Bod
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PIZZA EATING TITTY
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Hot Amateur
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Huge Titty Show
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Swedes
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Cringe Worthy Drunk White Girl
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Don’t Talk with Your Mouth Full…
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Slutty Times at the Beach
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Jesus Big Titties
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The Legend of a Golden COndom
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Girl Wants Trump in her Ass
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Some Funny Pics
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Underwater Sex
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Asshole on a DIldo
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2019
28
Nov
ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO is demonstrating her squirt…or what is basically what squirting in porn is…just a whole lot of water drank before peeing all over the place while faking an orgasm…you know how it is…and if you don’t believe me…give a bitch you’re planning on making squirt cuz you bought an ebook on how to make a girl squirt some coffee before you pull your push on her bladder and call it her g-spot…and tell me what you smell..coffee piss…
Anyway, at Ambrosio’s age, this is likely the only lubrication her leathery, old, tired, should be retired pussy gets…from a bottle…menopause empowerment that should never happen…not thankful for that…I’m all for the new pussy, out with the pussy that should have retired 10 years ago and it’s at a point of depressing…even if you still find her hot…which you do…cuz you’re a pervert…and I am thankful for your perversion it gives me somthing to do for 15 mins a day.
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2019
28
Nov
Dua Lipa is thankful for youtuube because it allowed her to perpetuate or amplify her lie that she’s a “singer” but accumulating followers with her tits….or cuz she was fun and relatable to dumb people on youtube…which forced the legit labels to assume they needed to attach themselves to her for their success…you know it is what the kids want to see and that’s without huge marketing budgets put into her…it is what they consider “ORGANIC”….but as it turns out, it doesn’t mean that the youtube bitch who scammed youtube and is now a Celebrity thanks to Youtube has any real talent, or ability to put out good music…because being good content creator on youtube that lures the eyeballs is not the same thing as being good…but the world only cares about followers….and that allows us to stare at her ass in a bikini like she matters…which is pretty much the only thing I am interested in when it comes to this new gen of celebs who are bigger than actual celebs with a fraction of the talent, personality, struggle, story, experience…cuz having to struggle to the top rather than fall into it cuz your youtubes are liked gives people a bit more depth but who needs depth in this world…SMOKE AND MIRRORS MOTHERFUCKERS SMOKE AND MIRRRORS….
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2019
28
Nov
I am thankful that ELSA HOSK photoshopped pics are our version of Elsa Hosk…because Elsa Hosk in the morning unfiltered, not made-up, could go either way.
The dramatic posing sluttiest of the VS models, who despite being the same age as CANDICE SWANEPOEL feels like the new whiteness to their dated business model….and I think she’s one of the hottest…but I have a feeling the Real Elsa Hosk…is a disappointment…so keep on the photoshopped lie…it’s the best thing the internet has to offer dudes like us who are just here looking for tits to stare at…uninterested in what is actual “Real” cuz we know “real” is gross…
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2019
28
Nov
I know what trash can, bird face, overrated, BORING, lame…uneventful…one trick pony…RAT COW is Thankful for this Thanksgiving….INSTAGRAM…
It is a platform that allows her to do the same boring thing over and over and over because it works…without trying to challenge her content or produce better content..or be interesting, fun, relatable or good…because why bother….she makes that money, banked that money, has a rich Husband…life’s good…all because instagram followers don’t unfollow…even when they should.
She’s such a garbage human who think she’s important…and I don’t think there has ever been a set of tits rewarded as much in the history of society as her great tits….like just having the tits…and showing off the tits…is enough to make her millions..hilarious…
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2019
28
Nov
Heidi Klum posted a THANKSGIVING titty FROM the back pic, cuz Heidi Klum from the front, despite still being hot, is 75 years old…and basically a walking endorsement for eugenics…you know breed the good looking ones like the plantation owners bred their big slaves….to make superhumans…but instead of working the field…this one works the penises of America for what must be 30 fucking years at this point…
I haven’t decided if I am thankful for modern science keeping hot chicks hotter for a longer period of time. It’s good to make the girls her age who follow her feel like shit about themselves, so they either try harder or are willing to fuck guys like us cuz they know they are shit…that unrealistic body goals thing still affects the 35 year olds and older crowd who don’t believe in PLUS size models or retards and rejects being empowering…and still like to look at what they can’t have…so we need things like this posing their naked back to trigger bitches to starve themselves out this holiday season….
Who cares.
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2019
28
Nov
I am not thankful for Kate Beckinsale spreading her legs like we were Pete Davidson back when she was cradle robbing a few months ago, before dude was like “I can fuck young hot chicks, I don’t need this vampire shit, now that I’ve had this vampire shit, cuz a 50 year old pussy, even packaged in the best possible package, is still a 50 year old pussy”….you can wrap a rotten meat sandwich in a fucking GOLD PLATED box…but it’s still a rotten meat sandwich….that is being held together with FITNESS WEAR / ACTIVE WEAR…the biggest asset to grocery store moms I’ve seen…even if it’s all a fucking lie once it’s peeled off the bitch…
I am sure you fanboys who can’t get enough of Kate Beckinsale…..and are actually thankful for her for other perverted reasons…like you’ve been jerking off to her for 20 years, why stop now…it’s as familiar and nostalgic as THANKSGIVING.
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2019
28
Nov
When you’re a young slut trying to make it in America thanks to your parents being famous and connected in the film / entertainment industry, making it becomes far more accessible…
You don’t need to officially suck dick to pay your rent on your quest to get wherever you’re trying to go, that is clearly an insignificant and self-indulgent place, cuz there’s nothing more self involved and useless than being an “actor”..
In a just cuz your career is handed to you by your family friends, that doesn’t mean you can’t pull out your tit, just for the fun of it, to feel like you’re trying to market yourself like an instagrammer…an easy thing to pull off if you’re a chick.
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