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2019

18

Nov

Demi Lovato Very Tight Leggings of the Day

Pop singer and heroin addict Demi Lovato took a morning hike after taking her morning methadone, in a pair of very tight leggings with what looks like her meth dealer, but that could just be the look, grey skinned and bad tattoos….to celebrate sobriety, or as it is known in rehab facilities…the good years….the years where you listend to your urges and fed your addiction to medicate those deep rooted issues you had….instead of spending time trying to work on those deep rooted issues, with the idea or craving of that addiction hanging over you like a fucking black cloud that will eventually kill you…if the food you’ve replaced heroin with doesn’t….

I find the whole Demi Lovato thing pathetic. I am not really sympathetic with mental health issues, I am a believer of the controversial and possibly dated concept of not over prescribing mind altering pharmaceuticals to people who are stressed or sad., and figuring out ways to power through your trauma…without turning to heroin…like turning to alcohol..

There’s nothing worse than sober people talking about the glory days, dwelling on the glory days, instead of living the way they want to live now….

There’s nothing worse than a rich as fuck, set for life, idiot with a huge fan base disrespecting all those fans with her “mental health” issues and addiction issues…inspiring young kids to fall into her shitty life choices cuz “Demi Lovato did it”….without having the resources of Demi Lovato to buy all the pizzas in the fucking world during her recovery time…to make her XL leggings split at the fucking seam…from fatness.

POINT BEING…she’s weak, her recovery boring, her fans should boycott her and give her real reason to reflect on her life in a “poor me” naricisstic fuck way….that leads to opiate overdose…to number the pain of being a rich fucking celebrity….shut the fuck up…there are real people with real opiate addictions who live in fucking trailer parks and on the street…not mansions…I hate everything this trash represents…and it helps seeing how ugly she is on the outside too..

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2019

18

Nov

Shanina Shaik Wet Bikini of the Day

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There’s an old joke joke about flat asses that goes something like “I guess she danced her ass off…..literally”…I don’t know if the “literally” is thrown in…but probably for the dumber generation that doesn’t really understand humor in the same way as your generation because they grew up on text messaging software, memes, social media and watching youtube videos…they need blatantly obvious jokes to laugh…you know America’s funniest home video shit…because sarcasm is just not something that translates to a generation of autistic / borderline autistic thanks to the internet…robot fucks…

But as it turns out…Shanina Shaik has danced her ass off…cuz her lower back and her ass are the same fucking level of flatness…

Weird…definitely.

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2019

18

Nov

Rebecca Bagnol Naked in Black and White of the Day

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I love how mad the nerds get when these nude photos come out in black and white. It’s an instagram photographer tactic to come across as “artistic” which is really just an excuse to take a shitty lit photoshoot and make it passable but that ends up being lame as shit cuz you can’t tell what color the bitch’s nips are….and nip color is an important mechanism for masturbating to shitty posed nude shoots….and along with being a tactic fo instagram photographers to take a shit pic and make it dramatic…it is also a tactic of the girl naked in the nude shoot…like this Rebecca Bagnol who is a titty activist trying to challenge the instagram way of life as hard as she can….to think her shit is artistic too..

So all these fucking art historians, who don’t understand the concept of art, or the fact that art doesn’t exist, taking colored pics and turning them black and white for the sake of their art, instead of just shooting it on black and white film, all for some dumb effect that pisses off the nerds jerking off to this shit…out here making black and white nudes…and this is just one of the millions….

Great bush, like a hipster beard at the barbershop drinking craft roast coffee or craft distilled whiskey…manicured….but great body, great tits, great times…tooo…

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2019

18

Nov

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is out here putting a test to time…she is saying “hey time, I’m gonna go against all odds, strip down, and be hot, despite being old as shit…”…

She is pushing the limits, the boundaries, all logical sense of being a half naked woman on the internet like she was Liz Hurley…she’s looking at the sand through the hour glass slowly drain, and says “here’s my tits in a bikini cuz these are the days of Alessandra Ambrosio’s life”…

It has been a life in which she may be challenging the concept of age and time…and she may be working harder than she ever has to just fit into that mold or body she had at 20….she made a life and a living out of being hot bodied and half naked, and now she’s got no other option than to keep it going…it’s familiar, it is home, it has done well for her, why bother swapping it out…

So I guess for now, she’s winning…it’s some theory of relativity shit that Einstein conceptualized but I’m not a nerd so I don’t understand that shit…I just know this is a 40 year old mom….but eventually, I’m not sure when, diet, exercise, fitness, modern science…will not be able to support the inevitable…but for now, she’s as hot or hotter than ever in a bikini…but organs, they eventually give out or rot out…but if they have nice tits and asses you can ignore the smells when you shove your dick up in them….at least that’s why my friend who worked at the funeral home told me….

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2019

18

Nov

New Underwear Brand in Town of the Day

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“We want to build the next big underwear company in the world and rewrite the American underwear story.”

So basically, young people are finally realizing that Victoria’s Secret is a fucking scam, and that their messaging is nothing good, just some billionaire pervert using his mall brand to make more money, but also to Human traffic women into the country under the guise of being “models”…since 80 percent of his promo models are immigrants…

Victoria’s Secret was the top women’s underwear brand in the U.S. but lost market share from 31.7% in 2013 to 24% in 2018 and is dropping harder each day as stores close and as the models they use all turn 50 fucking years old…cuz they know their market will never be the young and genderless…

I guess Victoria’s Secret is also a red flag to the overly sensitive, easily triggered under 22 year olds that are tired of the manufactured, photoshop, non inclusive, gender restricting club….they are more modern than that…and more open to the fact that no all women look like Victoria’s Secret models…to most of our dismay…as a world filled with Victoria’s Secret models would be one far more fun to live in…the 3 am fatty you meet on tinder or at the club that you decide to fuck cuz you haven’t seen a real life pussy in months…would be far more interesting to fuck than the fat…you know if all girls looked like VS models…there would be no uglies to lower ourselves into….cuz even if we’re fat pathetic broke losers…fucking hot chicks is something we’d prefer..

ANWAY..thanks to the EPSTEIN FUNDED antiquated images and stereotypes of “sexy” women wearing lacy lingerie, a 22 year old launched this brand….a kind of undergarment that doesn’t put boundaries on womanhood…which I don’t thing Victoria’s Secret did, it just gave us something to jack off to or visualize when our fat wives tried to wear the same lingerie the hot models wore for sex time…only to look like Chris Farley trying to get into David Spade’s sports jacket that didn’t fit….

So along with some bullshit like this girl saying that underwear is the “connective tissue between your body, which is political and identity-driven,”…sure it is…

Here are some of their photos to show you the future of LINGERIE….mooching off all the people trying to rope people in by making them think supporting this brand makes them inclusive too…

I am all for making underwear for all people but I am old and like things like underwear…you know a 3-4 dollar item…to be sold to me with glitz and glam and aspirational imagery…I don’t need to be here looking at fat girls in the underwear, period stains on the underwear, or the modern DICK in women’s panties of a man who thinks he’s a woman in panties….save that for instagram selfies from narcissists or something…

Sounds like someone’s just trying to mooch off the state of the world…knowing there’s a hole in the market left by old billionare men who built panty empires…

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2019

18

Nov

Madison Beer Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Madison Beer Got Them Tits On See Through

Madison Beer looking like she’s used up all the double sided tape in Hollywood with her tits out at an event.

A wild dress for a wild YOUTUBER with a stage parent mom that realized the perverts were watching her terrible singing channel when she was underage, cuz YOUTUBE is a fucking fetish site to the world…with stories of BIEBER making it a breeding ground for some VERY bad fucking shit…that is publicly traded on the stock market…and that was polarized by Madison Beer’s mom into relevance…back before they had data to prove her audience was all 50 year old men….so it got her a record deal that she’s been able to use to showoff those tits in a less desperate way, thanks to that mainstream stamp of approval, cuz now the old men execs are in on it…instead of just jerking off to it on YOUTUBE while their wife is out at swim class with the kids…you sick fucks…

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2019

18

Nov

Kelly Brook’s 2016 Titty Weirdness of the Day

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The nerds have really outdone themselves this time….Kelly Brook, the titty model from the UK who tried to make it in America in her mid-30s, only to have not made it in America, at least not more than she already had being a titty model, was in this weird topless photoshoot in 2016.

It was originally black and white, but the nerds of the internet who don’t like black and white, decided to color her in, like she was one of their comic books, to bring life to her, because black and white isn’t real enough to cum to…I guess..

Over the years, I’ve seen nerds adjust contrast and saturation on photos to make nipples pop in potentially see through photos…but this coloring shit…is on another level…a level so good I had no choice but to post it….not to mention…there are some big fucking tits on this piggy and that’s always fun to stare at…right?

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2019

18

Nov

Sarah Snyder’s Topless Bikini Good Times of the Day

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Sarah Snyder is a 24 year old instagram personality, who probably got the majority of her hype when she was 18 or 19 and dating Jaden Smith, you know Will Smith’s kid. They’d go to parties and I guess that helped her get into the media to launch her instagram influencer life…because behind every influencer is some famous dude who legitimized their fake followers…you know who made it real for them and not just some fantasy from their shitty apartment they started out taking slutty pics to build their audience up

She was arrested for stealing a 15,000 dollar purse, like all young people who understand the importance of designer items and luxury, I mean why else do that instagram hustle if it’s not to make money to buy shit they don’t need….to make idiots who follow them like they are important feel inadequate in their life choices of going to school or living that “normal” life that doesn’t involve pretending to be a celebrity…

I guess from that she gets consistent work, makes consistent money, she even went on a date with Leo DiCaprio at least once when she was 22, you know to really assert that she made it…his dick the litmus test and now she’s in a bikini…doing bikini things…topless and in video on some luxurious instagram vacation…good times for all…cuz we get to stare at a young hot body being used to get attention, money and fame…or to maintain attention, money and fame…and it looks real good.

Some Videos:

Posted in:Sarah Snyder|SFW|Videos

2019

18

Nov

Woman Beating Traffic Inspector and Other Videos of the Day

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Idiots and a Stage Collapse

Bus Driver of the Day

Giant Snake…..

Mean Piss Prank

Wheel Chair Scammer

Idiot on a Bike

Woman Releases Handcuffed man from Cop Car…

Donkey Comes in for Refueling

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

18

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I read some inspirational quote on the MEME machine that used to be the internet – but that turned into images with random commentary on it – easy for the retard population to digest and it said something like :

“Living is the most PUNK shit I’ve ever done”

Which I guess makes sense from some perspectives, because life is ridiculous, unpredictable, an action sport that even if it isn’t action filled, involves you inside some fucking slowly rotting / slowly dying shell…

But doesn’t makes sense unless you’ve don’t some punk shit, whatever that may be, because if you’re just living, you’re probably like me and barely putting any effort into living, any rage or emotion, why bother, let’s watch netflix and rot along with our bodies…

But it does make sense anytime anyone kills themselves because life is too hard for them, or because they are babies who don’t know how to grow the fuck up, but instead know how to cry about shit…

Because I’ve always believed in a NIC CAGE LEAVING LAS VEGAS approach to life, where if you’re gonna go, fucking go out big…do that most PUNK shit you can do…whatever that may be…if it’s selling all your assets, robbing a bank, fucking dozens of hookers at the same time until you get some weird disease you don’t treat cuz doctors work against your policy of “Living as hard and as fast as I can until I fucking explode”….or go to the fucking jungle, go to the fucking beach, live off the land with coconuts…instead of hanging yourself in a Four Points Sheraton in some shitty off highway town…that’s the most punk shit you should be doing…

I know, Monday Morning, work destroying your fun from the weekend of partying and not doing shit, a great time to talk killing yourself by not killing yourself, but by instead telling all the social norms that make no sense, like working, paying mortgages, bills, car payments, just to “survive” while humans have been able to live off their land for the last 1000 years before technology…just fucking go to the woods and INTO THE WILD that shit…wasting away at your job is the real fucking SUICIDE…

Happy Monday (a pet peeve when people say that to me and always has been, but in this case, remember, you don’t need any of this shit, you just need some titties and that’s where I come in…right after the links)…

Prince Andrew on Jeff Epstein
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Claudia Romani and her Slut Friend
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Cop Wrestling Limbless Teen
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70 Big Mouth Billy Basses
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Zooey Deschanel is Dating Jonathon Scott – Whoever They Are – it’s News
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The Man Who Lives in a Mini Van During Winter
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Anthone Jeselnik’s Best Opening Joke
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Idiot Sleeping in the Streets
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John Hamm is Dating Lindsay Shookus – Whoever That Is
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