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2024

20

Mar

Madisyn Shipman Titties Out of the Day

Madisyn Shipman done got bit by the OF nudie content hustle….

It’s like these girls are so into being jerked off to.

So despite what they say when you’re trying to jerk off to them, they clearly are very into it.

Sometimes it just needs a little push, which is usually financial, but they probably like the likes, follows and hits they get from the racy BONER-BAIT.

She had a Sesame Street and Nickelodeon career, where she was likely sexualized by her team, producers, staff, co-workers, co-stars….which this is probably what paved the way for her to end up here right now with her tits out…

Haters will say she’s being shameless, but clearly they don’t see that she’s got tape on her nipples, like she’s not even shamelessly showing her tits for personal gain…

SHE IS BASICALLY CLOTHED you asshole misogynists…

Calling her shameless, attention seeking, trying to get paid, probably getting paid, defiitely putting her name and tits on the map as a contender…is just MEAN…JERKS.

Keep up the good work MADDY….I believe in you.

Posted in:Madisyn Shipman

2024

20

Mar

Ivanka Trump’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

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I don’t subscribe to the standard political bullshit that divides the retards of America. I am Canadian and we have our own single party pretending to be two party nonsense going on here.

I realize it’s just WWE marketing tactics of good vs evil, which targets the hive mind in different ways, forcing you to PICK A SIDE of you evil overlord or whatever…

So, sure it’s your election year, and sure FREEDOM is at stake, and sure ABORTIONS…and BORDERS and MEXICAN and WALLS and FRAUD and CRACK HEADS and SEXUAL ASSAULTING and whatever else people jump to…but it’s all pretty fucking boring…

So as someone who realizes it’s all bullshit, I can enjoy staring at Ivanka Trump’s TITTIES in her dress, showing some ratio…and birthing hips…like an old rich mom in Florida that she is….

Apparently, Kim Kardasahian and the other ELITES who don’t live in our SLAVE class appreciate her as well, since Ivanka’s husband financed Kim K’s underwear brand that is worth billions…as they all LAUGH at the rates fighting over scraps of meat….

Figure it out retard…

Posted in:Ivanka Trump

2024

20

Mar

Sofia Vergara Grabbing her Tits for Heidi Klum of the Day

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So America’s Got Talent is using smut to market their TV show, in attempts to get higher ratings. They’ve got their two Granny Judges out here posting marketing material where one is grabbing at her tits and the other one is jumping at her, like you can almost hear the menopausal pussy lips rubbing together, all dry and dusty.

I would argue that this is about 15-20 years too late, because there was a time when a star known for her tits, grabbing at her tits in a corset was seen as erotic, even pornographic and they’d jerk off to it. That time was probably before her 50th birthday.

It’s almost a TOO LITTLE TOO LATE titty grab, if that’s even possible, because I am sure some are so obsessed with tits that they get off to Old Folks home dementia panties holding their tits while getting their diaper changed before a hose down shower, it’s actually 90 percent of the reason you took the job at the old folks home, the other 10 percent was for the pension.

This is basically like Playboy models promoting each other to leverage both of them to greater heights, only the Golden Girl years…

The good news is that marketing using tit is still a thing.

Posted in:Heidi Klum|Sofia Vergara

2024

20

Mar

Kaia Gerber’s Nipples of the Day

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Kaia Gerber’s got her nipples out and it’s really not all that exciting.

It could be that I am getting older, but I’ve never head any testosterone based on my man tits, so I doubt it’s got anything to do with that. My constant impotence has never got in the way from me sexualizing even the most subtle cleavage, if anything my impotence created a mental disorder where I sexualize anything and everything, objectifying in the most toxic of masculine way, almost as if I am a parody of the Misogyny that they are so against…IMAGINE THAT….

So I guess, I just don’t find Kaia Gerber hot, because I don’t find Cindy Crawford hot, although I did make eye contact with her accidentally when she was walking into a hotel in Montreal many years ago and I did feel part of my soul die, probably how she manipulated the world to be her oyster….some people just have that skill…even not so hots…

SO when the whole Kaia surfaced as a model and now an actor happened, where people called her MINI CINDY, I was like what the fuck ever….despite appreciating a skinny bitch.

NOW that Kaia is booking bigger acting jobs, living her mom’s dream life that she was bred to live, despite the family having stupid money thanks to celeb friends, tequila brands, and her mom being Cindy Crawford…she’s even less interesting.

I guess, people who win bore me, bring me MORE fucking losers….I’ll stare at their tits with more enthusiasm and excitement.

Posted in:Kaia Gerber

2024

20

Mar

Today in Bianca Censori’s Ass of the Day

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Bianca Censori is Kanye West’s new Kim Kardashian….

Despite assuming that they are all collectively in on this bullshit together, it’s all social media hype and manipulation using the internet to push their various agendas, because the internet despite what people like to believe, is not real fucking life.

Real life is the people behind the internet, creating content that distracts you for the internet, so that you pull out your credit card and buy what they are selling, so that they all can compete to be the richest motherfucker for just being themselves.

It’s a hustle…and you can’t blame them for targeting the retards of the internet, it’s like shooting fish in a barrel…I just choose NOT to do it because I prefer being on the sidelines as a passive observer rather than an active participant in this world…self inflicted alienation….it happens.

Anyway, Censori is the Italian bowl of fucking tortellini we’d all like to have dripping down our pervert chins, because her compact body comes with a fat ass and fat tits, like she was made in the sex doll lab.

I like to believe that this angers Kim Kardashian, because she’s not as fake as fuck and monstrous as Kim is….so when they do their manipulative content with their manipulative outfits, it’s easier to subscribe to than when it was with Kim.

Sure, dudes bought into Kim being hot, but anyone who doesn’t fall victim to propaganda knew she was faking it….

While Censori is pretty legitimate….at least based on this picture….I’m sold.

I would subscribe to her ONLYFANS.

Posted in:Bianca Censori

2024

20

Mar

Stella Hudgens Shaved Nude Selfie of the Day

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It’s safe to assume that Stella Hudgens, like her sister Vanessa, is a little hairy chipmunk or primate of a human hybrid created in a lab before being sent to Hollywood.

At least that’s the storyline I convinced my self of when Vanessa Hudgens had leaked nudes she pretended were of her at 17 to get them deleted off the internet for being contraband, not realizing if they were of her at 17 she would have been the criminal involved in producing said contraband, but that kind of shit is obviously very serious contraband, so I’d avoid looking at it in the event that they aren’t just lying about it, but if you have seen it, it looked like she inherited her bush from her WHITE side not her Asian side, that shit was 5 O’Clock shadow.

In my defence, I didn’t google them to find out they were asian and just assumed they were some other hair ethnicity like Sicilian…

Anyway, Stella Hudgens who is making a name for herself cashing in on OF like so many other chicks, sucked into the dark side of SMUT, making millions with SMUT, which for someone like me who has been involved in SMUT for 20 years and hasn’t made a fucking penny, is pretty hilarious how easy it is when you have tits to turn that around.

She’s been showing her tits for a while, but not the cunt, yet here’s what could be a fully nude selfie….

Sure, her belly looks weird, like it’s Vanessa Hudgens’ baby bump, it wouldn’t be the first time the sister mooches off Vanessa.

The concern is that I’ve seen her images getting DELETED off the internet, which happens when copyright holders hire copyright lawyers to harass sites like this into removing the images using AGGRESSIVE and THREATENING letters….

So don’t expect these nudes to be up for long, TAKE THEM IN, but expect her to get more hardcore because that’s the only reason a girl would lawyer up, in anticipation of producing hardcore content she wants to have exclusively available on OF…this is what happens, progressively more hardcore until drug overdose….

TAKE IT IN…even though her vagina is basically invisible or hidden, it is still there and not buried in hair…

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2024

20

Mar

Jennie Garcia is the Instagram Of The Day

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I guess I kind of hate that the internet has allowed everyone to cosplay as important celebrity types who have fans….or fan clubs.

But I am torn, because if you can game an idiot to pretend they are important celebrity types with fans…they end up getting naked….

As someone who wants to see all chicks naked because I was definitely a big advocate for “How much to see your tits” with the normies, I get to see how much it takes a bitch to go as far as she’ll go, and not even spend a fucking dollar….it’s financed by all these other motherfuckers out there.

So maybe it’s a great thing!

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

20

Mar

Zoe Renea is the Instagram Of The Day

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It’s always fun to see an ass that looks like it works at McDonalds turn to sex work and pretend to be a bikini model.

What a weird fucking world this is.

Like you wouldn’t want to be stuck sitting next to her on the plane because there would be no room for you….but here you are loving her half nakedness.

It just goes to show you how pathetic we are because of our penises….we do all kinds of ridiculous shit…don’t we.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

19

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am all for the creator economy, where bitches who take nudes, sell those nudes on various platforms because I like nudes.

I remember when you had to actually try to seduce a chick for nudes, before the whole snapchat premium thing happened, when girls realized they could sell nudes to losers, which paved the way for OF because normies weren’t all down to be cam girls or porn chicks, but they were ok with being OF girls…

What I am not ok with is just how much money these idiot girls are making, I mean they aren’t even clever marketers, or all that hot, but they pull in 1,000,000 dollars a month….

Some don’t even manage their own accounts, or their own chats, it’s just a full on scheme for loser dudes everywhere..

It’s like OF is the PENIS PILL SPAM email of the late 90s….which made people rich as well, but at least required some infrastructure beyond being a half retard talking about sucking dick with your tits out….

I guess I want my whores to be more strategic, because seeing the dumb ones win upsets me….

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Chandler Hayden Goes Viral!
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Sami Sheen Strips Down in The Airplane Bathroom!
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Great Skin is Just a Few Squirts Away!
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Revealing the trick behind sitting on air
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20 Memes Women Will Love, But Men Not So Much
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Shocking Scandal: Bianca Censori Flaunts Bare Tits and Naked Ass in LA!
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Chloe Bailey Split Dress at the 35th GLAAD Media Awards!
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Man transporting a car on his pickup truck tries to stop it from rolling away while his pickup truck rolls away
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22 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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MUST SAVE THE TRAMPOLINE!
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Celebrating an indian wedding at the side of the road is a very bad idea
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Bonus Butts #442
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Camera captures the very moment Japan’s Space One rocket exploded
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Some really satisfying moments caught on camera
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Goat tries to attack a toddler, but her dog protects her
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The Cavinder Twins Launch a Workout Program!
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Alexandra Shipp Sexy Legs at the 35th Annual GLAAD Media Awards!
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Hannah Waddingham Boobs Cleavage at The Fall Guy Premiere!
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Nicole Kidman Gets Seductive!
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Martyna Kierczynska Weigh-In Goes Viral!
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25 Of The Scariest Science Facts Shared By People Online
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Paige Spiranac’s Morning Q&A!
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Gabby Epstein Shows Off Her Latest Tan Lines!
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Chloe Bailey Teasing Booty at the 35th GLAAD Media Awards!
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The effects of 100% humidity in southern China
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New Lion King Is Gay?
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Halle Bailey Wows in Low-Cut Gown, Showcasing Spectacular Cleavage at 55th NAACP Image Awards
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28 Lovely Ladies Embrace The Handbra Trend In Style
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Dashcam video shows the events leading up to a road rage incident
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Some of the funniest fails caught on security cameras
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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: TEIGAN LUCAS
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“They said I look like Griselda Blanco”: Sexyy Red claims she was stopped at the border in Mexico
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Curious baby elephant tries to enter a tourist bus, but its mother stops it
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Neiva Mara … in two hot videos!
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UK lag gets choked and then used as a speed bag
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Nick Bosa’s Girlfriend Lauren Maenner Doing Well!
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Camera shutter speed matches the spinning speed of a helicopter rotor, helicopter rotor looks like it has stopped
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UPS driver crashes right into a red light runner
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23 Crazy Things People Saw Without Proof
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Mathilde Tantot poses in hot lacy thong underwear at a hotel in St. Barths
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Jennifer Lawrence – I thought in a bathrobe going to the gym in New York
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Elle Fanning – With her mother shopping at the Prada store in Soho of NYC
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Dakota Fanning – Ripley LA Tastemaker event in Los Angeles
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Alisha Boe – Vogue (Scandinavia)
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Bella Hadid – Vogue (Italy)
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Riley Keough – Chanel Collection – Spring/Summer 2024
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Bubble Butt Venus Strange Eros 2 Zishy
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Anna Ralphs Pouring Paint All Over Her Nude Body!
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Out For Drinks (GIFS)
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Hilary Craig Cowgirl Bepop II Zishy
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Suzie Q Busty Jogger
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Sitting on the Dildo
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Liberation and Individuality: Embracing Your True Self in Heavy Fetish
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Big Titty Blonde Riding (GIF)
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Sexy Blonde Eva Maria Kromer Via Playboy Germany
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Rachel Sennott Celebrates in See Through Lingerie!
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The Caught Compilation #21
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Petra Verkaik nude
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Busted His Step-Daughter
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TITTY TUESDAYS
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Duplex Billiard Fan (Sex Game)
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Hot Nude Mixxx
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Busty Nata Lee via Mr Skin Celebs
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Gang Members “break in” Soccer Mom
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Merilyn Sakova Black Boots
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Big Tit Flash!
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Katy Ann Rocks the Boat!
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Scandalous Leaked Pics: Ashley Benson & Cara Delevingne Bare All!
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Busty Alisa Via Femjoy
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Eve Mitchell Exotic And Hairy ATK Hairy
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Dive into Heavy Fetish: Unleash Your Inner
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Cummy Friends
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She begs for her friend to stop but he keeps fucking her ass
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Sage More Anal From The Archives Backroom Casting Couch
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Famous actress/singer in nude and sexy pics and videos
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These girls like to oil up their naked bodies and squirt on each other
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Sexy Elves in a Deep Dark & Dangerous Dungeon (Sex Game)
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Avery Jane – Yoni Instructor!
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Big Boobie Girl Willowneptune via Suicide Girls
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Fucking the Shower Door!
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I Bet He Gets Pulled Over All The Time
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2024

19

Mar

Em Rata’s Hairy Hands Promote Jewelry Topless of the Day

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Haters will say that Em Rata is a shameless hairy whore with tits that she likes to use as her only real talent or marketing strategy because she’s got nothing else going on for her…

Haters will say that she’s old and muppet looking and that her hands look hairy…..

They’s say that using the tits at her age shamelessly to promote bullshit she surprisingly still gets paid to promote is desperate, lazy and even offensive to her fans who are wanting to see her spread asshole for once.

Haters will say the tits are looking far sadder than they once did and are like “Mom can we go home now, enough of this exploitative shit” as the milk sours by the lazy content creator lazily continues to produce her smut she markets as high brow and intellectual…

Haters will wonder why her shameless nudity isn’t seen as shameless nudity by the brands, like her toplessness is fine and worth big money while some other whore topless gets her IG deleted…..

Haters will say Em Rata is ugly and disgusting product of this influencer world….but at least she’s got tits.

I may be a hater.

Posted in:Em Rata