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2024

21

Mar

Kelly Gale is Doggy Style of the Day

I love bitches with bitches because dogs are the fucking best, end of story…but not end of post…because I have some rambling about nonsense to do and I am going to do it and you’re not going to read it…and neither of us will be better for it…it’s a lose lose lose scenario.

Kelly Gale is the hot trashy model who was once a Victoria’s Secret model, but who now is more of an OnlyFans instagram model, doing campaigns for Fashionnova, which is the Skinny Tea of bottom feeding clothing, despite being a multi-billion dollar brand, because girls like whorish stripper clothes that is stupid cheap and destroys the environment they protest so hard to save while doing their virtue signalling…

She’s got big hot tits…thanks to being Swedish, Indian and Australin…the perfect mix of trashy living in a sewer, acting like you live in a sewer, while having a modern and convenient design.

Anyway she’s posing with a dog for a clothing brand….hence the title being called Doggy Style, because I am simplistic like that….but not simplistic enough to just write “tits”…which is really all this post should be.

She is in a few acting jobs, I guess parlaying from trashy model to trashy actress and one of the movies is called UGLIES, where the world kills off the UGLIES, I dream we’ve all had….at least that I’ve had…and we can assume that Kelly Gale was cast because she’s not ugly, but because she’s hot, jerk off to her.

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2024

21

Mar

Stella Hudgens In Bed of the Day

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They say that I can’t do a Stella Hudgens post every day. That she’s not hot enough or deserving enough of daily praise for her nudes.

Well, I’m here to prove them wrong.

You don’t need to be the hottest sister, the most exciting sister, the most successful sister, you just have to be naked and the people will pay attention and if you do it right, will pay you money to keep you motivated to continue the nudes…progressively getting more and more hardcore until eventually regretting your choices and dying of a drug overdose….

So take it while you can….not that I am even into any of this, I don’t find her content good, compelling or hot, but it’s happening and that alone is hilarious to me, so I just keep on going.

So yeah, I can post a Stella Hudgens post DAILY.

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2024

21

Mar

Sahara Ray is Still Hot of the Day

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Sahara Ray must be 46 years old at this stage in the social media game, but there was a time in the early days of instagram that she was a total star.

She was the first girl I remember going topless with those big hot tits in what I’d call instagram photoshoots with trendy and hipster photographers who understood that whole aesthetic, hence the cake fart pictures and the other stylized nudes that are more than a selfie of her asshole

I think she paved the way and inspired girls like Em Rata to pull out her tits for attention and get paid, only Em Rata did it more aggressively because she was less hot, less creative or interesting and it’s always the fake fraud fucks who over-compensate after they rip off another bitch’s hustle.

I guess Sahara is still out here doing the instagram, only fans thing, saying WET despite her name being so dry….cuz it’s a desert and a dessert….but not a mirage…but instead pretty real…except maybe for her tits, face and pretty much everything else about her, since nothing is real on this instagram thing.

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2024

21

Mar

Madison Beer’s Tits Just Landed in Paris of the Day

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Madison Beer’s Tits are in Paris eating croissants and quiche….or whatever other french food french people eat…french toast, french bread, BAGUETTE motherfuckers…some fancy cheese and wines…a little CAMEMBERT…look at me I’m Julia Childs but with a smaller dick dropping French Cuisine facts mothercuckers…

I am well aware that I am an out of touch old guy and that I have no business even knowing who Madison Beer is. Obviously.

I can’t help the shitty life that I made for myself updating a shitty blog that could be the best site on the internet, only no one reads it, so it makes me doubt that it is…..

So I’ve been forced to see the big tits of pop culture circulating through paparazzi pics, social media pics, celebrity gossip stories and all that nonsense and even if I don’t want to know anything about it, I will still stare at the tits.

Madison Beer was a YOUTUBE star that was created by her mom when she was a child, she grew some tits, and pervert dudes of Youtube gave her tons of views which they sold off to a record company as if she was relevant and important, when her views were all pervert dudes.

She had that Youtube money, that record label money and I guess eventually released music that she is currently touring…and through it all she’s had her tits, the most interesting thing about her.

Her tour has her in Paris, which means her tits are in Paris and based on the crowd in Paris, there was not much else to do in Paris last night…unless the French are just really into Madison Beer, which is always possible since the Germans liked Hasselhoff…it is far too many people for it to be a staged thing, like those people are really there, maybe the power of internet social media is stronger than I thought and she’s legit famous despite not really making any hits that I know of….not that I would know about them….because…

I AM HERE FOR THE TITS!

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2024

21

Mar

Caroline Vreeland’s Jungle Tits to the Titty Fetishists of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland brought her best TARZAN JUNGLE TITTY to the internet, which isn’t really meant to be as racist as it sounds, because when you think JUNGLE TITTY, you typically have a different visual that the aryan who likely had Nazi ancestors. She’s a GERMAN.

She’s got tits that would terrify me if I wasn’t so desensitized, just he idea of her carrying those around hurt my old out of shape back.

You’ve heard of tits bigger than your head, I think that she’s got nipples bigger than your head, but not necessarily because she’s got giant nipples which can be terrifying to look at, but because her tits are so big she needs the giant nipples to try to make the things look proportionate…it’s like no one had any choice in the matter when she walked into whatever radioactive device she walked into to develop the super tits…

This is the weirdest but likely the best birth defect a chick can have….this shit is bananas…you know jungle shit.

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2024

21

Mar

Victoria’s Secret Brings Back Candice Swanepoel Like a Bunch of Assholes of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret can suck all our dicks as hard as we’d like Victoria’s Secret models to suck all our dicks because they’ve traditionally been pretty fucking hot, even the benchmark of what a hot chick should be.

Then Victoria’s Secret decided to turn their back on their fan, their audience, all the media hype they generated from having some of the hottest models constantly producing content in their products, building the billion dollar catolog business into something even more substantial in the internet age.

We all loved to look at the weekly photoshoots of these chicks and because of that the chicks in our lives or in other dude’s lives assumed that we wanted to see them in the products, creating a massive empire.

That wasn’t good enough for Victoria’s Secret, instead of focusing on what worked, hot chicks, they decided to focus on the whiners of twitter who were either too fat or gross to buy their products, but negative and miserable enough to whine about how they market their products…

So a 25-30 year hustle gets thrown out, their army of babes released from their contracts and a handful of monsters get cast in their place, while still using Kendall Jenner and Hailey Bieber, who are fake models trying to be their best VS models, instead of just sticking to the models.

The empire collapses, the whole thing dies and NOW they are back with the whole “people like hot chicks” approach using one of their legacy models….

It’s just offensive across the fucking board….fuck you Victoria’s Secret….but I anxiously away the hot chicks they start onboarding now that the woke fat mutant deserving a shot when they don’t deserve a shot is over…

It’s pretty fucking simple, diversity and inclusivity doesn’t mean someone not qualified for the job deserves the job….

I don’t deserve to be a surgeon, like a fat chick doesn’t deserve to be a bikini model, there are standards of operation that must be respected otherwise EVERYTHING collapses….

Here’s CANDY.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2024

21

Mar

Sydney Sweeney’s Been Eating Out a Girl On her Period of the Day

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Ceiling-Eyed acting sensation who you’d possibly confuse for being an inbred if you were to meet her in the backwoods of Kentucky, is actually a hugely famous, possibly the single most famous celebrity of our times.

She’s one of the only actors to have gone viral on social media for being an actor, rather than the other way around.

I am wired to think acting is a joke and calling someone an actor makes me cringe a little, but the fact is that it is a profession they’ve created, celebrated and made important, so I should just grow up and accept it, no matter how silly it may be.

So this “actor’ who doesn’t really act, but can read off her lines that she memorizes for each seen as good as the average person, has a rockin’ set of tits, which aren’t being promoted in this picture.

Instead she’s gone deeper in her sexual content that helped make her matter in the perverted industry that pretends to hate perverts, while the whole world are a bunch of perverts…and that’s with some period eating fetish pics.

She’s promoting some horror movie about immaculate conception using MENOPHILIA which is the fetish of PERIODS…you know, to target a real specific niche.

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2024

21

Mar

Vanessa Leslie is the Instagram Of The Day

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This hot chick from instagram is an exciting one.

Her name is Vanessa Perez Leslie, she is married to an ex-NFL player named Jordan Leslie, who played a few seasons with a few teams but I guess never became a super star because according to google the devil that decides who becomes rich or poor on the internet, he was sent off to the CFL, which to NFL players is a fate almost worse than death, except they get to drink maple syrup, eat poutine, fuck hot chicks in igloos and other Canadian shit….

She’s a photographer, but also likes to get naked or semi naked for photographers and with tits like that, she should be doing just that.

As far as half naked chicks on instagram go, she’s pretty decent….and that’s saying a lot since most of them are vile, offensive, fake as fuck monsters trying to manipulate you to give them your credit card info….rarely are they in it for the artistry of pulling the tits out and it shows.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

21

Mar

Maria Rivero is the Instagram Of The Day

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Maria Rivero is not Mario Lopez….but you’d probably like to eat her taco more than his, not to say that he doesn’t bring the old family taco recipe to the table hard, but to say that her taco is a vagina and we like vagina…even on self proclaimed instagram models who may just be fat chicks in disguise.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

20

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Somewhere out there, as I write this, a man is sucking on another man’s fake tit.

There was a time when that was seen as weird.

Now it’s seen as normal and to call it weird is hate speech…which is even more weird than the dude sucking the man with the fake tits.

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Gabrielle Union Under Boob and Areola Slip!
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Dangerous road accidents caught right before disaster struck
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10 people who mistakenly thought that they met celebrities
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Moments caught that were immediately followed by disaster
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Hilarious wet fart prank in an elevator
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Jessica Alba Takes the Cover!
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Croc: FUCK YO LEG
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Trailer Trash Tik Tokers Take Over Pharmacy For Their New Video
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20 Stunning Women Shine In Bikinis
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Anne Hathaway finally reacts to The Idea Of You being about Harry Styles
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Mariah Carey Cleavage in a Wet Suit!
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Astronauts playing tennis inside a spaceship
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10 Biggest Lies In Recent Movie Biopics
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Badly parked vehicles getting a side of revenge served cold
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Juju Bianchi shows us her perfect body in a pool in Rio de Janeiro
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Cool DIY hacks using binder clips
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The Worlds Hottest Athlete Alica Schmidt Brings the Glam!
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Gracie Hunt Brings the Positivity!
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Very satisfying moments of a hydraulic press destroying random items
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The Traitors season 3: Everything we know so far
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Cool machinery working with amazing results
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Sofi Levchenko … Tall Russian Babe !
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28 People Trying To Solve Their Problems With Notes
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One Punch Puts Him To Sleep On The Sidewalk
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Sales Went Up 6000% (GIF)
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John Cena receives his Oscar!
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DEATH BY PIGLETTE
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Hailey Bieber/ Victoria Secret March
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How rally games evolved from 1988 to 2023
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Crash testing of Volvo trucks
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Pitta Orapun In A Kinky Mood
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Savannah Bond and Hayley Davies in Sexy Lingerie!
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Liza Biggs Busty Bikini Baby Scoreland
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Working Out (GIF)
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Tatiana Penskaya Human After Mall Zishy
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FINGERING AND MASTURBATING 2024
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Taboo Unleashed: Delving into the Depths of Heavy Fetish
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Shower Cam
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Natasha Leggero nude and leaked
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Left or Right?
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INSATIABLE XLII
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Panties On Wand!
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Busty Chick Charlize Via Met-Art
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Talks Her Into To It
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Boom Town: The Taint Stretcher (Sex Game)
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Now She Needs A Doctor
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Miki Hamano Nude for Playboy Video!
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Kelly Kay At The Car Wash
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She is Well Equipped!
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Kait Curtains Match The Drapes Net Video Girls
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She loves being treated like a slut
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Gotta Be Her First Time
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Roman Vacation (Sex Game)
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Elisabetta Canalis sexy and seethrough
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Exploring Taboos: Unveiling the World of Heavy Fetish
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