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2019

12

Nov

Ireland Baldwin’s Latest Underwear Selfie Shoot to Celebrate Alec Baldwin’s Miscarriage of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is a nice reminder that Alec Badlwin’s genetics don’t need to live on in another child…but then again, maybe Ireland Baldwin is the reason that Alec Baldwin started his new family with the hot slutty Yoga Instructor he has 4 kids with….

Earlier today, or maybe it was yesterday, it was announced that HILARIA, the hilarious named vagina old man Baldwin keeps cumming in, had her second miscarriage in trying to have their fifth kid together…I guess child support is based on a per-child basis and this one is working for the 100k a month check after she leaves his angry and violent ass….

Ireland the fame whore realized the news of her dad’s recent miscarriage would be a good opportunity to post some tasteless panty pics in her attempt to be a hot influencer who gets naked…that she’s been attempting and failing at for a while..

So I guess this is panty selfie erotica to celebrate her dad’s recent miscarriage cuz bitch doesn’t want her cut of the inheritance going to a new asshole, but more importantly she wants the google clicks cuz Baldwin is TRENDING…she’s even doing a cheeky yoga pose to really dig into the dad’s new family she resents…nothing says we’re entering the HOLIDAY season with an embittered little ungrateful spoiled cunt child…

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2019

12

Nov

American in Thailand Crazy Rant and Other Videos of the Day

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Italian TV Host with Big Tits Learns Pole Dance…

Gayest Cyst Pop Ever

Public Affection in Asia

Dude Throwing a Tantrum

Lizard Jumps Out of Dude’s Coat Pocket During an Arrest and Scares the Cop

Short Circuit of the Day

Drunk Russian Fight…

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2019

12

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the day

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The worst thing ever about being a creative genius everyone thinks is a pervert, weirdo, freak, idiot, loser, degenerate, failure….

Is when a brilliant idea comes to you in your sleep, and you wake up thinking “This will revolutionize the world and make me billions of dollars”….

Only to fall back asleep and remember just that part of the idea…you know that it was going to revolutionize the world and make me a billion dollars…but the actual idea totally gone…

So I guess you were all right…I’m just a pervert, weirdo, freak, idiot, loser, degenerate failure…who forgets the fucking plan, before there is a plan put in place, but at least we have the clickbait tits to distract ourselves from all that we could have been….and there’s nothing wrong with that…I mean except the whole poverty, living in black mould, hating my life and my wife, who for an obese woman has very small breasts…because that’s just the kind of luck I’ve got…getting the fat chick who can’t gain weight in her tits…the only place WE as men want fat to be gained on a woman…

I guess the key to life, and this may be very deep and meaningful, so watch out….is fuck responsibility, ambition, health and wellness, forgetting your ego, and all the other shit we are told…..and distract yourself with hours upon hours of tits…it may not get your taxes done, or get you out of dead…but that mindlessness is key to mindfullness.

I should write an e-book on it…or I could just write this site for another 15 fucking years….

You may not know this, because you aren’t real and this is me talking to myself, but I started DrunkenStepfather in November 2004…that’s 15 years of distracted living, not distracted driving….you get tickets for distracted driving…where distracted living gets you a sub-par barely meaningful, off the radar, limited responsibility or expectations life…mindlessness – the new – mindfullness….so meditate on that or just masturbate to the tits like a primate in a zoo enclosure as the government watches you through your front facing camera…Hi government.

Morning LINKS…BELOW..CLICK THEM….

Human / Fish Hybrid – Terrifying
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Hilaria Baldwin Suffers another YOGA Miscarriage
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God Loving In and Out Burger Jesus Freak
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Doug the Pug Lost to Gwen Stefani at the People’s Choice Awards
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Man With No Legs – Beats a Motherfucker
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Worker Falls from Two Story Building
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Impossible Jenga Skills…
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Nina Dobrev Allergic Reaction Hospital Erotica
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Armed Robbery Caught on Video
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Leah Remini TAlks Scientology on Rogan…
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Lil Pump Gets Bitten by a Snake
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Turbo Heater in OVERDRIVE
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Rapper Lets Daughter Sniff his Weed
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2019

11

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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There is nothing worse than having a wife who you don’t want to fuck, be the same wife who doesn’t let you fuck the sex doll/ pocket pussy you bought instead of of buying her flowers, because you know buying her flowers would lead the sex you don’t want, rather than the buying of a pocket pussy being the sex you do want….since it is the closest thing to cheating without cheating and you are an honorable man who doesn’t want to bring crack whore herpes into the family…

If you know what I mean…and you do…since my only reader is myself and I don’t even read this shit.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Dog Unhooking Bikini Top on Bikini Girl – Great Ass Shots
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Party Girl Spraying Crowd with Breast Milk in her Bathing Suit…..Weirdness…
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Cables on Amusement Park Ride Break
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Madonna Gets Sued
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Human Fish Hybrid
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Katy Perry Cleavage
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OJ is Suing a Vegas Resort!
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Nipple at the GQ Awards…
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Kim Garner – Hot Yoga Outfit with her Ferrari
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People Called Out for Not Knowing Any Songs from the Bands On their Shirts
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Fantasy Island Movie Looks Like Pure Shit
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Dead Actor of the Day
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Fire Retardant Demos…
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Man With No Legs Beat Punks Who Tried to Sit on his Wheel Chair
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Papa Johns and Dominos Employee FIGHT
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Boring Scarjo Cleavage
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Kara Del Toro Instagram Naked and Slutty in the Shower…
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10 Greatest Wrestling Matches of All Time
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Chrissy Teigen is Not Hot
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Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself done on TV By Alabama College Kids
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Crowd COpies Light Technician Cuz People are Drones
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Owen Wilson Hasn’t Seen His Kid
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Woman Gives a Scammer a Taste of her Own Medicine
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Chased by Wild Animals at the SAFARI
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Courtney Cox and Matt Perry Together
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Which Metal is the Strongest
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Girl Goes Blind From Eyeball Tattoo
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Explanation of Metal Gear Solid
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From the Forum

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Rosie Huntington in a Classy Black Dress with her Tits Out
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Alba Cleavage at an Event
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Pics from the People’s Choice Awards
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Ashley James Big Cleavage
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Lucy Hale – Boring Cameltoe
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Kate Beckinsale at an Event…
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Lizzy Caplan in a Jean Jacket
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Leighton Meester Legs on Set
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Dakota Fanning Fitness Outfits
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Amy Smart Tits Out
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Nicole Scherzinger Slutty Outfit
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Alison Brie So Ugly with that Deer in the Headlights Face
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Katy Perry Disgusting Cleavage Shot
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Gillian Jacobs Face in LA…
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Sienna Miller at a Random Event
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Kate Hudson Shitty Cleavage
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Camilla Belle Still Alive
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Eiza Gonzalez in Jeans
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From stepSMUT!!

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A Whole Bunch of Butts
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Magic Booty Doing Magic Things
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Bored Lesbian Gets Fisted
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Erotic Photographer of the Day
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Cautious TITTY FLASHER
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Blonde Sucking Cock on the Beach
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Girl with Extreme Ass Insertion – WTF
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Nerdy Amateur Getting Fucked looking Hot..
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Slut in the Shower
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Swedish Sweetie…..in Short Shorts..
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Crackhead has a Weird Butthole / Vagina Area….Traumatizing Really – Don’t Click
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Hot Porn Acting of the Day
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Nella Spreading…
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Roxy Mendez Spreading in a cop Outfit…
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16 PPL having Shitty Days
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2019

11

Nov

Selena Gomez Newest Face of the Day

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What the fuck. How is this real?

That is obviously not actually Selena Gomez, because it looks like a total different person.

Maybe the LUPUS AUTO IMMUNE disease has eaten its way through her chipmunk cheeks…

Or maybe it was the soul of one of the organs she got transplanted into her taking over and making her do cosmetic procedures that make her take the form of the original host body..

I have facial recognition blindness, so I don’t recognize Selena Gomez when she looks like Selena Gomez, so if anyone is out there reading this, and I am sure you aren’t…please confirm or deny whether this is Selena Gomez because if it is…girl is going through some serious body dysmorphia and using all that Disney Money on making herself into something weird…probably slowly turning herself into Hailey Baldwin so that Beiber will one day love her again..

Who cares, really, it’s just weird, but then again, what isn’t weird….in this internet world we call life.

Here’s her lesbian kiss..

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2019

11

Nov

Tits at the Peoples Choice Awards of the Day

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The most useless fucking awards besides the American Music Awards is still on and it goes by the name “People’s Choice” where the general theme of the award winning speeches is “This award show matters because the people choose the winners” and by people they mean the INDIAN call centres the celebs hire to vote on their shit daily building up to the awards…manipulating the results cuz it is all fucking bullshit…

So celebrity sluts did make it out to the event, all done up, like they matter, because what else are they to do when contracts force them out to help market whatever project they are in…that doesn’t mean anyone watched this garbage celebrating people who already won…cuz they didn’t…we don’t care about awards that aren’t based on actual merit or accomplishments….give us awards that matter like top fucking cage fight death match between two celebs…you know like it was Roman Empire when celebrities were the people eaten by lions…LIKE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE…

I can assure you that nothing good happened at the award show and this is the best they’ve got for us…..check it out…

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Zendaya – lookin good

Tanya Ra – no idea who she is

Tana Mongeau with a bunch of shit under her nails like the pig she is

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Stephanie Beatriz from that show with Andy Samberg

Sarah Hyland looking weird

PINK – Who looks like she’s married to Rosie O’Donnell

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Lucy Hale BORING

Kourntey Kardashian with her fake tits out

Kim Kardashian with her fake tits out

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Khloe Kardashian with her fake tits out

Kat Dennings lookin slim

Josephine Langford we don’t know her

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Jenna Deawn pregnant with her second baby daddy

Gwen Stefani looks great for 60

Brittany Snow see through

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2019

11

Nov

Sophie Mudd Ass Erotica of the Day

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Sohpie Mudd is trying to get an ass so that she’s not just a set of tits.

We saw RAT COW do the same hustle a while ago, the big titties get played out fast, it becomes boring content, so these bitches need to go to the drawing board, trying to find something intersting, while having no marketable skills, so they figure “I’ve used the tits, let’s try to ass”….there are levels to being a lazy mooch bitch who gets paid cuz of an instagram following that only exists due to being born with tits coupled with a willingness to use those tits for likes and follows.

This is what is wrong with society, but on a pure pervert level, and I am a pervert. It is great.

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2019

11

Nov

Charli XCX Cowgirl Erotica of the Day

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Being hot is so fucking flimsy as an angle in anything a woman does, yet EVERY single girl tries to be hot in anything she does to get the most successful outcome out of the effort…even 300 pounders….

I watched some bootleg standup comedy show from some random place and the 400 pound monster woman telling the terrible, obvious, boring jokes, had her tits pushed up to her chins…

I just see it every fucking day….especially doing what we do here…just the struggle of girls trying to make it…stripping down to make it…solid lesson to teach the younger fans about empowerment or whatever…

It’s not about substance, it’s about superficial shit…and that’s ok for me cuz we get to see the big tits in various positions doing things…and I like tits and don’t care about the thigns they are doing….but we’re the ones taking the blame for being misogynists who sexualize women..

It’s like no one even knows who Charli XCX and her dumb name is. She is the bootleg Rita Ora is, yet she’s a lingerie wearing cowgirl for whatever the fuck this is…instead of just working on making good music for her pop career that still hasn’t taken off….after 8 years of trying to use her tits to get ahead….it’s just fucking weird….but that doesn’t mean you can’t jerk off to it..

Here is the video

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2019

11

Nov

Hilary Duff Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Hilary Duff who has been rocking 30 year old mom who does crossfit, you know BIG thighs from heavy lifting, broad shoulders from her SNATCHES not her snatch, and thick ass because along with her fitness she eats a lot of carbs body for a long fucking time….

That body could have been built by her trainer who she was fucking, or maybe it was from before that, when she was married to a Billionaire turned Hockey Player, who I’d joke about being a CUCK into watching his entire team have their way with her, you know forcing her to be a fitness buff who needed to be sturdy and strong to take all that “Hazing” in her ass for team building…

But it looks like she may be leaning up at 30, that new baby weight gone, some of that musculature gone, and it’s almost a good experience….and all it took was a the Lizzie McGuire reboot to get her serious knowing that this is going to be a HUGE earner for her and she can’t be fat going into it….

So all you creepy Hilary Duff fans here’s some Hilary Duff mom in leggings looking leaner than usual….

I mean she has LOST 30-40 pounds and just in her legs…

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2019

11

Nov

Lottie Moss See Through of the Day

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Lottie Moss has “NOT YOURS” tattooed on her ass, which I guess is a reminder to herself that her fame, or this low level celebrity she calls fame is not hers, it’s her sisters that she’s raped and pillaged…

It’s like Kate Moss left one of her apartments abandoned for 6 years and her distant relative got wind of it….and decided to rip a line of the cocaine that she found in the bathroom…not fresh, not good….but better than what she’d have if it wasn’t for Kate Moss…

Seeing her at events with her ass out, thong panties, loving her ass that is “not yours”…is pretty funny clickbait, attention seeking, and despite not being anything remotely familar or like Kate Moss…she’s a short chubby Instagram filter Kardashian looking Kate Moss…she’s still kinda hot and that’s what it’s about people…being hot and using anything you can for clout…

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