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2019

11

Nov

Paige Spiranac – The Right Kind of Golfer of the Day

I am not a bro and I don’t Golf, so the marketable side of Paige Spiranac doesn’t really work on me…HOWEVER the titties on Paige Spiranac work for me…

I figure if you’re gonna be one of those middle manager bros who is really into golfing, then you might as well should be following and supporting a GOLFER who looks like this….because Arnold Palmer or whoever else doesn’t have tits like this…

I know what you’re thinking, girls aren’t good at sports, that’s why tranny men are beating them in the women’s league, and you’re right…the best female athlete is typically at the same level as a 15 year old male…but who cares about sports…it’s about the tits and Paige Spiranac got tits…

I think having a marketable skill, like being a “Pro Golfer” makes the titty content less shameless, more purposeful, and puts the girls who just have the tits to shame…it’s like why follow tits if tits don’t have anything going on other than the tits…because they are tits….but imagine if the tits do GOLF or other sports the mainstream male fucking love…then those tits are substantially better…so here are GOLF TITS being INSTAGRAM TITS…far better than all the useless tits….cuz these tits do trickshots and aren’t just TRICKS/THOTS…

Here she is doing a TRICK SHOT on TIKTOK cuz she’s clever enough to use her skill to get TikTok fans…since TIKTOK is the CHINESE answer to social media…

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2019

11

Nov

Irina Shayk Booty Shorts of the Day

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Irina Shayk looking for her next baby daddy..

Her skinny model from RUSSIA who gamed the system like a Russian trained spy would….who is now a mom, making this ass a mom ass, that is far superior than most mom asses, cuz Russians are hard workers and like to come out on top….and by out on top I mean out in short shorts…

I’ve been an Irina Shayk supporter for as long as she’s been doing this. I like that she came from RUSSIAN and manipulated her way into dating the number 1 soccer player, which allowed her to get in Sports Illustrated Swim, it put her on the map….only to end up with America’s Sweetheart and LADY GAGA fucker…Brad Cooper….who’s sperm she used to make a baby that pays a minimum of 20k a month for the next 18 years thanks to California Child Support Laws….good hustle.

If you’re gonna do it, do it right, and Irina Shayk at 30 did it right….not to mention she’s fucking hot….BIG FAN of this KGB experiment / Russian Troll who doesn’t look like a troll, not rigging your election but rather rigging your erection and Brad Cooper’s Sperm….this is proper monetization of being hot. Good job.

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2019

11

Nov

Ariel Winter Getting her Anti Depressants and Some Snacks at CVS in Leggings of the Day

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Ariel Winter may have lost weight – but she’s still unattractive…

This is her hitting the CVS wherever the fuck she lives, probably to pick up some hormones as the trannies do, or maybe she’s picking up the anti-depressants she claims helped her lose weight, forcing all the kids who follow her to beg their doctors for the “Ariel Winter” brand of anti depressants…

We live in a world where smoking weed is looked upon as some degenerate shit, but weird mind altering drugs to increase your dopamine cuz you’re a spoiled baby who can’t handle the life you’ve been given, even weirder when it is Ariel Winter who has gamed the world, got on a hit show and is financially set for life…but she feels sad…so feed her fucking pills…

This applies to more than just rich Ariel Winter, it applies to all you little bitches who aren’t fucking criminally insane, killing and raping, but rather just not feeling like a best version of yourself, heading to the walk in clinic for some mind altering drugs…like it is some level or a badge of honor that allows you entry into some club.

Good job BIG PHARMA…

Speaking of Big, despite Ariel Winter’s Anti-Depressant weight loss experience, her ass is flat, boring, even gross…as I’d expect it to be…so let’s keep that in mind when staring at her….

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2019

11

Nov

Dora Madison Burge Slutty Yoga of the Day

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Dora Madison Burge with the slutty yoga…

Slutty yoga is unlike regular yoga featuring fat women who are working on their flexbility and seeking a solid excuse to wear activewear. You know the workout without the actual workout…that is trendy….filling a hot room for hot yoga full of so many various fart smells…radiating out of the asses of women not built to bend that way….

Slutty yoga is more an instagram approach to yoga, where women who aren’t disgustingly fat, decide to show off their flexible poses, half naked or in lingerie so that they don’t have any clothing getting in the way of their FORM..

It is highly erotic for those of us who think everything is erotic, especially when half naked in bridge with pussy aiming to the sky in a reverse doggy style way…

I don’t know why women are compelled to get half naked to show off their health and wellness…but I’m not really arguing it’s effectiveness….it is effective..

All gyms should have “work out in your lingerie” clause…Let’s start with the YMCA, and work our way through 24 hour fitness / Planet Fitness and all the other chains…but keep the Cross Fit girls clothed…that kind of fitness is the shit Rosie O’Donnell wants to marry…you know what I mean.

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2019

11

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Titty Cleavage of the Day

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Since the Alec Baldwin ROAST that I accidentally watched on one of the streaming apps I’ve hijacked with my NERD techniques even though I don’t know nerd shit..I just know my friend’s login cuz despite being a hermit loner weirdo that makes everyone uncomfortable when I try to socialize with them…I have friends or people willing to give me their logins…living large motherfuckers..

Anyway, 80 percent of the Roast was about Ireland Baldwin…probably contractual from Baldwin trying to give his daughter he publicly called a PIG some shine…but since every comedian on the Roast threw the same shit I’ve been saying about Ireland back at Alec, in a more professional and higher paid way, I feel there is no need to make fun of the GIANT, the Daddy Issues, it’s a if you make fun of yourself, people won’t bother making fun of you anymore…but I will still watch her attempt to become an influencer in the most bootleg of ways which is weird cuz her family is rich…and the internet seems fucking easy to troll with just a little bit of money…just look at any websites you visit all corporate run with staffs of 200 people doing what I do alone….cuz MONEY buys shit…so maybe Ireland should be using her money for strategic growth, rather than using her tits for attention, but they are big tits and we like that…unstable girl with daddy issues titties just wanting some likes and follows here…

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2019

11

Nov

Joey King Got Ass of the Day

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Joey King has been in the Hollywood scene with her circus act of a family thanks to stage parents, rocking the MOM-AGER who will do whatever it takes to get the family in the limelight for both money and fame…..

She’s done a whole lot of shit in her youth, you know the kind of roles EPSTEIN probably has a DVD copy of in his safehouse the real Epstein is currently living in, all this EPSTEIN didn’t kill himself memes don’t realize…EPSTEIN’s alive and living with Michael Jackson in the South Pacific somewhere…

Anyway, as a grown up, she was really fucking good in “The Act”, a series where she played a fucking weirdo victim of abuse named GYPSY ROSE BLANCHARD who killed her mom, it was based on a true story and I remember the documentary so I was able to do a comparison and it was a win.

So now she’s out here trying to sexualize herself as younger generation does, and none of it offends me, not even in this era of being overly offended…if anything she’s kinda hot…maybe I’ve been won over by her performance and I respect her acting work since I think acting is a myth….but then again I’ve said much uglier is hot in my life…so it probably just has more to me being a pervert who sexualizes all women (with vaginas) cuz they have vaginas.

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2019

11

Nov

Birgit Kos Lingerie of the Day

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Birgit Kos is a 24 year old dutch model who lives in Zurich…her passions include being active outdoors…I read her wikipedia because I don’t know who the fuck is who anymore and really I never did….the whole joke behind the site was that I hated pop culture and celebs and I immersed myself in it so that my hate would create inspiration for shit talking celebs…and in the process I now know way too much about celebrity and envy normal people my own age who’s only knowledge of anything celebrity is “when is the new walking dead episode out, I like that show”….or whatever basic people who use TV and Movies as a sideline to life….are into…

So the interesting thing about Brigit the Dutch model is a common story in the modeling world that SOMEONE should investigate, do a documentary on, maybe partner up with DISNEY on since it’s totally their hustle…and that is that Kos was first scouted while she was 15 in Amsterdam by two local modeling agents. 15….call Cindy Crawford up…she likes the idea of using teens to market products to old people in provocative ways…so much that she put her kid into it at 15…when 15 is obviously too young and should be fucking criminal…

Now at 24, 9 years in it, KOS delivers us some very boring lingerie pics, but not that boring, cuz she’s hot…but still boring cuz she’s not spreading her asshole as she should…I mean if she’s getting paid to be in these pics, make it fucking count…

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2019

11

Nov

Sara Sampaio Sauna Erotica of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is Portuguese fisherman’s daughter who somehow managed to make it to the Victoria’s Secret catalog, where she has been a promo model almost as long as Victoria’s Secret owner has been funding Epstein…

I don’t know why they haven’t gone down for that – as I find it the most interesting thing about Limited Brands – the billion dollar company that re-packages made in China lingerie and sells it back to the masses with semi affordable prices….you know mall brand shit….

They’ve done so well marketing their roster of women, like the sex workers they basically are, being used by rich men to get richer….and not minding it because what the fuck else would they be doing….actual sex work…exactly…

So here she is in a Sauna with her tongue out, living that good life, with her tongue out, cuz Saunas are great for detoxing and they say can even burn 1000 calories an hour, instead of actually exercising…..and it’s far hotter, even though I don’t find this one that hot, than when I’ve been in Saunas at gyms or various places throughout my life, because I’m well traveled and experienced, I used to go to the gym in my 20s….and in those gyms the Saunas were always a gay hook-up spot filled with naked men dick out…so this is better…since Sara Sampaio’s dick isn’t out…

Here she is in some see Through Leotard of the Day

Sara Sampaio

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2019

11

Nov

Weird CHick Fight and Other Videos of the Day

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Mum Defending Her Son against her Bully…

Popeyes Employee Body Slams Customer

She is Not Ashamed of her Thighs but Should Be

Dude Lights Car on Fire Fail…

Tire Inflation Fail

The Mini Cheetahs…of Boston Robotics…

Naked Runner Waves at Sheriff

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2019

11

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like to think I run a comedy site, because it is all a joke to me, but then I realize that no one else realizes this is a comedy site, because it isn’t funny, which makes it an even bigger joke to me, the only problem with this strategy is that it is hard to buy private jets, let alone a case of beer, if the people who accidentally end up on this shite site (hi dad), don’t know it’s jokes…

I feel like a girl being seen by dudes as sex objects, I am more than just the celebrity tit I post, I am a person, with a soul and with hopes and dreams, and trials and tribulations, just like any other person…but not really…

I’m good with you just coming for the tits, I just need to figure out a way to get 1000 of you to send me 100 dollars a month, because I think that’s the budget I’d like to have for my useless misadventures from couch, to fridge, to couch, to fridge….

Here are some stepLINKS…Monday Morning…Veterans Day….RIP Grandpappy and all the others out there who fought for us, even if what they were fighting for was government corruption…LOL….CONSPIRACY THEORISTS do well on the youtube, maybe that’s my calling….

SUPPORT OUR TROOPS / HONOR OUR TROOPS / VETERANS ARE IMPORTANT.

Here are some morning links…

Dog Tries Stripping Bikini Girl
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Substitute Teacher Attacks Student!
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Madonna Being Sued for Late Show Starts
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Khloe Kardashian’s Butt is Fucking WEIRD
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Owen Wilson Hasn’t Seen his 1 Year Old Daughter…
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Sharon Stone Recreates Sharon Stone’s Memorable Leg Uncrossing Scene…
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Police Raid Fail
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The Most Depressing Catch a Predator
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Leah Remini Talks XENU
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Armed Robbery of an Armoured Car
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Curious Deer Sniffing Hunter…
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Jewel Thief Reviews Heist Movies
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