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Camila Cabello’s Fat Cuban Ass in San Diego of the Day

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2019

Oct

Brie “everything wrong in Hollywood” Larson in a Bikini of the Day

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Brie Larson is some eager attention seeking trash – who has been trying to get famous so bad for the longest time – despite not being hot, interesting, or even talented. Not that it takes talent to act, or to be famous, but it’d be nice if it did, then we could stop hating them for being these pretentious fucks…

Anyway, Brie, like the cheese, but less delicious, had a shitty attempt at a pop career, it literally went no where, but the entitled cunt just knew she was going to make it, and likely harassed her agents long and hard enough to get her an academy award role, which she won, but that I’d argue anyone would have won, if they were given the part…..it had little to do with Larson…but at least she wasn’t playing the Hot Chick she wanted to be….

With Oscar wins comes shitty super hero blockbuster franchise character roles for the big fucking pay days these “artists” cuz they call themselves “artists” you know – crave – cuz they are really just money hungry narcissists…

So bitch gets her made in China, for China job, gets in Shape, drops her long time boyfriend who stuck with her shit during the shitty years, listening to her cry about how one day she’ll be a star…and now she’s a star…a boring, overrated, not hot star…

If you don’t believe me, check out her bikini selfie of shit…keep trying whore.

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2019

Oct

Arrested Woman Grinding On Cop and Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk Couple Climbing Stairs

Bungee Fainting….

Kid Walks Distracted By Phone walks into Sheet Metal…

Breaking the Touch Screen….

Pole Climb Fail

dude Climbing Into Red Cross Donation Bin

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2019

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I came across a couple of facebook posts made back when you used to be able to make rape jokes. Not that you were ever allowed to make rape jokes, but the people offended by the rape jokes weren’t united or able to shut you the fuck down like they are now…

They weren’t the best rape jokes, which is probably why I am not a viral sensation after 15 years of writing on the internet but they were some “you can’t claim rape if I can’t hear you say no because I am distracted by eating your ass”….which I still agree with because it’s not rape if you’re eating ass….hardly a violation…if anything it is taking a hygiene risk of e.Coli for that person’s pleasure, assuming they are awake…I said something like “I walked by an open window on the hot neighbor’s house and realized it was my window of opportunity, literally”…which was a subtle rape without being rape because I guess it coulda meant I’d go in and do her laundry…which in some cultures may be rape…

So as it turns out, maybe a ban on rape jokes is a good thing, or maybe a ban on me is a good thing, bit NO One cares enough to bother…and that makes it all the more hilarious…like I can say the most offensive things about women and no one even notices because I am that much of a loser….and that is a nice reminder that a life of irrelevance is a good one, a peaceful one in which you’re left alone.

So all these trying to get heard, or seen, or noticed on social media types…don’t understand real freedom is not mattering…

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2019

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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2019

Oct

Lady Gaga Naked Ice Bath of the Day

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Remember when Lady Gaga almost died and I guess this is how she takes down the inflammation from her injuries, that were unfortunately not head injuries, so instead of her spending her life drooling while staring at flashing lights at some institution, we’ll be exposed to more of her shitty music….only now older, more arrogant, believing her own hype…I blame the Oscars…

Or maybe she is just riding the scam hard knowing deep in her soul that it is all an act and her true self is garbage…but smarter than the rest of the idiotic world who think she’s more than a fucking scam….you know cash in as long as you can before they catch onto her…

I don’t know Gaga’s motivations, I just know I grabbed her ass hard when she was just starting out, and it was a good compensation for that terrible fucking face.

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2019

Oct

Rihanna Titty Bounce of the Day

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Rihanna is on some kind of comeback and she may have new tits, but I think she’s just older and fatter on that Caribbean ROTI diet…

She’s got her Fenty Lingerie making millions that she does weird televised fashion shows with. She’s got a PUMA collection where she made creepers that make millions. She launched a book with some of her nudes that I posted last week but I’m too lazy to search. She’s got the whole music career and is releasing a new album….

I assume she fucked to get that career back when she was a 14 year old in Barbados. Her lack of talent and level of success make it a very weird story to me. How did some poor as shit underage islander get to NYC with a work visa that costs more than 10k to get…..sketchy shit went down…but sometimes sketchy shit needs to get done when you plan to sell your soul to the world….for a lot of fucking cash…

At least it backed out for her better than the human trafficked girl I know…who is still trying to human traffic herself…memories of being taken by her family in Russia and brought to Canada…but no one’s buying cuz she’s in her 50s…so she lives on a bench…because not all Human Trafficked women win as hard as Rihanna…so if you’re out there trying to get Human Trafficked like your mentor….to win at life – be sure you’re being trafficked by Jay z.

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2019

Oct

Rita Ora Chaps Erotica of the Day

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Rita Ora is so boring

There is a reason it took her 100 fucking years to get famous after fucking a Kardashian. I mean it wasn’t quite 100 fucking years, but I am sure it felt like it was, it’s probably been closer to 10 years, but still a fucking eternity for someone with such great tits…and a record deal…and all the right connections and invites…

The fact it took a decade with all odds in her favor…is just a testament of how not compelling she is…I’ve seen girls get famous for far fucking less way fucking quicker…so maybe she should dwell on that instead of finally making it because we need her to remember how inadequate she is.

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2019

Oct

Sarah Hyland Pussy Flash of the Day

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Sarah Hyland creeps me out. She has since she first showed up on TV, and in the paparazzi as things progress when you’re on a hit show.

I have facial recognition blindness for a fact, which is hard to explain, but basically everyone I look at looks kind of the same…and I can’t recognize them even family members, so I make associations for people, so from the first time I saw her, I just assumed she had that Benjamin Button Disease…”progeria”…it is how I could recognize her.

If you watched trash Tv in the 90s, you’ll remember those 7 year olds who were born looking like a child version of a senior citizen.

So I couldn’t really vibe on her, without wanting to puke….and I guess I was kind of right, she did have a genetic disease, has had two Kidney transplants, and looks like she weights 50 lbs…on some pre-mature preemie baby…grown up…

Like there is no way this bitch doesn’t sleep in an incubator at night…so now that she sexualizes herself…it is creepy.

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2019

Oct

Sarah Michelle Gellar Lingerie of the Day

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Sarah Michelle Gellar has seen Kristen Bell making a comeback…so…I guess she figures she can try it out too..

They are both in their early 40s, for the longest time I thought they were the same person, and since these sluts are all so competitive….

So they figure there is life after 30….and the industry has figured out that they all need social media to make money….like Jen Aniston breaking Instagram last week by signing up cuz even She needs an IG account to matter…it’s a new Horrible world…where celebs need to be relatable instead of untouchable…

But with social media accounds comes slut behaviour cuz all these celebs are sluts…

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2019

Oct

Sela Vave Nipples of the Day

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Sela Vave is Jamie Foxx’s girlfriend and I like her outfit choice to make the most out of this hook-up.

The new Katie Holmes will make the racist Katie Holmes fans out there happy, because he’s not tainting their white woman anymore….racists think like that…even dudes who don’t think they are racists get upset when they find out their white woman has had black cock….or like seeing big black cock in their white women…because they hate it so much….white people are confusing.

…not that Katie Holmes is an official white woman. There is little to no proof that she’s even human….not a robot…built in some Scientology basement lab pussy all to cater to Tom Cruise as a high profile membership….without exposing his homosexuality….so who knows whether she has a built in dick…..

But this new one with her brown skin got some tits….and big nipples for ya’ll to stare at. It’s a key ingredient to making the most out of fucking celeb cock.

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