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2023

28

Sep

Olivia Holt’s Booty on Vacation of the Day

I still don’t know who Olivia Holt is, but I assume she’s some kind of actor and she’s got her ass out there on some tropical looking vacation, which I guess is what actually matters when it comes to marketing herself to her 5 million fans who clearly know who this bitch is….

She was also on the trip with some chick named Madison Iseman….who I guess is also some slutty actor who is stripping down for social media to try to compete with the influencers of the world who don’t have the credibility these two have because they’ve been on actual TV, even though no one watches TV, especially now that they’ve seen what the Hollywood writers look like….people you don’t want to be entertained by….

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2023

28

Sep

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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In a world that hates the sun, it’s far more dangerous and exciting to see a girl with tanlines.

Not only does it tell our retard brains that she was wearing more clothing that we are seeing her in when she was either out in the sun, or when she had her girlfriend spray her down with chemicals, but it also tells us that she’s a wild one, willing to risk cancer for the same of a look, a fetish, a vibe…

In a world filled with total pussies, scared to leave the house, wearing masks, scared of flus, scared of experiencing life outside the comfort of their prison cells…

Watch last night’s episode of survivor and you’ll see what I mean!

It makes girl who gets out there, is exciting, ESPECIALLY when nude…

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2023

28

Sep

Jessica Simpson’s Got the Boot Fetish Content of the Day

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Jessica Simpson may be expired popstar stock, but she was smart enough to make a K-Mart brand that made her billions, not that she was all that smart based on her reality show everyone would use to make fun of how stupid she was, but her team of people, from her gay dad manager to whoever else were smart enough to know in an era before social media, that the lowest common retard needs cheap clothing, and that celeb endorsement was enough to make them buy her clothing, and she’s fucking rich because of it…

Well, she may be expired, her big pop tits saggy, but she is still out there existing, with her tits out, posing in front of Christian barn doors to drive the point home that you can be Country and Christian while being jerked off to by the straggler last call, hanging around til the end fans out there who still think she’s the greatest chick around.

She’s not as fat as she’s been, I guess she kept off that weight weight watchers paid her millions to keep off, and her hard, masculine, menopausal face may be appealing to some of you fags into Jessica Simpson, while her boot porn is appealing to all you feet fucks that have inspired normal girls to monetize their feet on social media, you heroes.

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2023

27

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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How about all that immigration destroying your community with people of other cultures not adapting to your culture because they don’t have to, taking away any patriotism and trying to make you out to be a bigot or a Nazi for being patriotic….or mad that none of these people conduct themselves in ways you’d expect them to, especially when they are working the menial jobs you meet them at….all miserable and disgusting and I’m not talking any race in particular…immigrants of all colors and denominations can be vile, miserable, mooch fucks destroying everything you’ve ever known or loved or expected out of your fellow man….

So as your community collapses into a pile of crime, homeless man shitting on sidewalks in front of kids, drug users shooting up in broad daylight,…..and street whores being replaced with actual normal chicks who dress like street whores because that’s the style since even the street whores have turned to the internet….

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2023

27

Sep

Leni Klum’s Still Got the Tits of the Day

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Here’s some Leni Klum giving the crazy eyes because she’s probably on all kinds of anti-depressants thanks to being a young rich kid which is basically a recipe for feeling sorry for your spoiled self and depressed because you have everything and nothing to work towards, just you entitled life with great tits you don’t even need to use as a currency like other girls with great tits, forced to just work as her mom’s PR initiative so that people assume Heidi still matters or is better quality womb than you’d expect a dried up old model from an era where models fucked all because her hot daughter crawled out of her cunt….and looks like this….making for a mom/daughter fetish visual at least one brand has monetized…

Anyway, crazy eyes may be sad, her American accent may make me sad, but she’s the most interesting thing in pop culture, so give her tits a stare will ya!?

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2023

27

Sep

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I left the house and along with experiencing all the miserable freaks who walk the streets, I came face to pussy face with a lot of pussy smiling back at me through their short shorts…and that brightened my day.

I am a firm believer that if a girl is wearing tight tight shorts so that her pussy mound and lips are pretty much full exposed, it would be rude to look at their faces, or even their tits, it’s like saying that their pussy isn’t good enough, isn’t hot enough, isn’t special enough….you know after the work they put into building up that confidence to walk around with their pussy lips exposed….and I’m not a jerk like that….

I am like “fierce queen, own that pussy lips” as I stare at every step their pussy takes, almost like it’s sticking its tongue out at me, or winking and it’s a special time for all involved….except when bitches with their pussy exposed say “my eyes are up here”….to which I comply even though that’s for tits, so stare at their tits instead….fierce queen….

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2023

27

Sep

Hailee Steinfeld is Showing Some Skin of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is a wild one, she is all dolled up with her tits out, looking like she’s at a wedding, probably not her wedding, but one where they give you tattoos to commemorate the day, while being dolled up with your tits out, because you’re just a wild, or unhinged, celebrity with too much money doing whatever you can to get a thrill in what should be a fun and exciting life, but that a life you hate…even though you have everything you could ever ask for…

You know, spoiled brat shit…but she has tits and that’s a good thing.

She was also on the beach:

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2023

27

Sep

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I live in a place where the weed is legalized, because Canada is super fucking liberal and that’s what happens when you want to keep your people braindead retards…

So all I see now is people, old ladies and shit, getting high on the street corners….and it’s made weed ever more lame than it has historically been.

I am convinced that the weed is laced, what they always warned us of, but not with PCP, but rather brain numbing retard generating chemicals….which would explain why everyone is such a fucking freak…

I don’t trust the weed, it’s turning everyone gay, trans, and masked and vaccinated, like a bunch of fucking freaks….but I don’t mind the girls who pose with their weed like it’s a thing!

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2023

27

Sep

Rosie Huntington-Whitely’s Slutty Selfies of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely is one of the hotter models from the past, back when hot girls were models, before the fat girls and retards were allowed on the scene.

I always liked her because she presented herself as high end, fancy and luxurious, but still pulled out those tits in all the fashion shoots, which is far more interesting than just straight up shameless nudes…

It’s not to say that she’s not a dirtbag pile of trash whore in nice clothing, it’s just to say she did a good job presenting herself high class, which doesn’t mean she doesn’t eat asshole, but who eats asshole for the right high paying customer, or in her case bald action star…

So yeah, now she does slutty bikini selfies, which works out great for me, because you’d think it’d be beneath this old bat, BUT IT IS NOT….because they are all whores, whores are democratized…. NOW look at that old turkey neck,

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2023

27

Sep

Ashley Tisdale’s Gunt Out for a Paid Tan of the Day

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I was told that Ashley Tisdale was 40 years old when she was cast for High School Musical, the show that made her and that is potentially the only job she ever had….

It was 15 years ago, so that would make her 55 years old, which would explain why her face looks as mangled as it does.

I never thought Tisdale was hot, I actually used to call every post I did on her the “Ugly Watch”, all because she was one of the tentpole moments in which I realized that marketing teams lie to the public by saying uglies are hot, and the public just buy into it, so I did all I could to defend the integrity of traditional beauty standards, not some bastardized, beat up and broken down version to sell seats to shitty movies…

Well, in that era, I did say “at least she’s skinny” or “at least she’s fit” cuz it’ll rot a little better than a fatt, which is probably has, her legs don’t look awful, her midsection a little menopausal, but we take what we can get….and you foot fucks are too busy staring at the giant big toe to even bother with the rest of her tits out for some paid bullshit cuz people still pay her, which is insane…bullshit…

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