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2024

09

Jan

Bella Thorne’s See Through Dress of the Day

Bella Thorne is rocking a see through dress because she’s transitioned from Cheesy Disney kid that they all wanted at the time, to OnlyFans racy pervert exhibitionist they seem to want now.

She was probably one of the loudest celebrities to hop onto social media in an annoying way that rivaled the Youtuber. She even fake dated and partnered up with youtubers that were into leveraging her mainstream success, while she masterfully leveraged their online success.

She eventually realized that sleazy pics got the most views, launched an Onlyfans, proved the world how pervy she is, not that we didn’t think Disney Kids were pervy, we know how their parents got them there, it’s a competitive world.

She started selling the nudes online, which was once considered porno and would get you blacklisted, but is now considered marketing and a legit revenue stream….so she hasn’t been blacklisted like a McCarthy era communist party member…..

If anything, she’s now going to events with the tits out, because why bother wearing clothing when trying to capture the most clickbait clout you can.

I’m into that attitude.

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2024

09

Jan

Caroline Vreeland Freakish Tit of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland may not be a household name, but she was an early to instagram LA scenester who managed to re-position herself as more than just a set of tits when she was trying to launch her music career by attaching herself to the fashion industry and going to fashion parties, before finding a French Canadian man to marry and have kids with, which apparently brought her back to being a set of tits that makes money on her exclusive content site.

Well, the personality, who already had giant, freakish sized breasts recently had her second kid, I assume her giant, freakish sized breasts are milk filled, making them even more giant and freakish, which is probably great for business because her fan base have that titty fetish and now she’s basically just one giant set of tits walking through life….

It’s terrifying, it’s impressive, especially to a small tit lover like me, who’s into tiny tits, this is overwhelming which is amazing.

Posted in:Caroline Vreeland

2024

09

Jan

Emma Stone Still Lacks Sex Appeal of the Day

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Emma Stone apparently won a Golden Globe since she’s holding it like a cock that’s about to give her the next Golden Globe win, and she continues to be the least hot, overrated celebrity around.

I’ve have always been confused about Emma Stone’s hype, in part because of her mouth and her speech impediment, so I never really understood why the industry and the robot half retarded fans of the industry bought into her.

I’ve seen her movies and I can say with confidence I have never felt an inkling of boner, even though an inkling would likely me by full boner, you know I have a very vaginal looking penis, but you get what I am saying and that is that I know what is hot and what is not, and I don’t think what is not hot should be treated like it is hot, because it can confuse people with no brain into redefining the beauty standards we’ve worked so hard to build.

So yeah, she seems to be dolled up and doing content for social media, because celebs are desperate to keep their scam and lie alive and she remains 0 hot, even with her tiny cleavage in a revealing dress…zero fucking hot….

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2024

09

Jan

Stella Hudgens is Modest of the Day

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There’s a trend for the whores of the internet to find god, find love, or find disgust in their behavior and realizing that they’ve been sold a bunch of lies because real happiness lies in the TRAD WIFE, traditional wife, the good old fashioned family values because we are wired that way.

The whole giving into your sexual urges like some kind of retard at the public pool is not the sophisticated way a society should run, and normalizing it turns a lot of normies into virtual prostitutes, which I don’t mind because I am lazy and perverted and like being fed that content for free, but I know that when porn is accepted or when it was accepted, society had no hope because everyone would run to it like it was a McDonalds’ burger.

There was a time when people thought I was disgusting for the porno I’d promote, back when it was frowned upon, and now an average 45 year old dad at the bar is far more perverted, creepy and disgusting that this DrunkenStepfather was.

So yeah, whores are morphing into Trad Wives, trying to break the whole can’t turn a whore into a House Wife lie, because it doesn’t factor in how many desperate cucks are out there who like to jerk off to their Trad Wife’s whore years….ALL THAT COCK you can still taste on her if she even lets you go down on her now that she’s a TRAD WIFE.

AND….all the normies, like some CANDY COATED Disney kid offspring or sibling are turning into whores….like they are resisting the TRAD WIFE call, not realizing the trend is moving from whore to respectable, or maybe being hired to continue to destroy the traditional family values, so people are miserable, alone, dick in hand, broke from paying bitches for nudes.

Stella Hudgens doesn’t need to be producing her weird nudes for the fans, yet she is….and seemingly loving it….it could be the money, the thrill of being a bad girl, or the fact that this is just WHO she is….either way, it’s a nice turn of events for Stella, even if it’s a sign of societal decline.

I’m into it.

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2024

08

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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If I could suck my own dick, would I?

I guess the better question would be “would I spit or swallow”.

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A modern day philosopher, useless as all philosophers are.

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2024

08

Jan

Denise Richards Hides her Bad Tit of the Day

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Watching the Denise Richards take on the OnlyFans model life in her 50s has been a weird one. I assume it’s because one of her kids turned 18 and she stopped getting child support from Charlie Sheen, so she had to take it upon herself the only reliable way she could, since acting doesn’t pay all that much and launching a brand or doing something productive with her time takes too much effort….so why not do what all the young girls are doing like the cool mom she is and exploit the last remaining creeps for the money they are willing to pay to see her tits.

So the reality star, who doesn’t even have great tits, has been doing that whole OnlyFans Hustle, thanks to Bella Thorne’s mom and their OnlyFans agency that clearly makes them money. Her content has been really bootleg and hilarious to watch as it’s been released to the world, but the weirdest thing about it has been her WONKY tit, that clearly had too many implants or explants and the nipple was just some sad and lonely looking nipple that if it was a human would be a homeless grandpa with asshole cancer….you know all misshapen and looking like it smells….

For whatever reason, she’s been so into posting that almost rectangular nipple, but today she’s stuck with hiding it and opting for the circular nipple, which is less scary because it doesn’t look like it survived a near fatal accident, or was a victim of some evil torture crime at some point in her life…or maybe was grafted her her from a literal corpse…shit is scary.

As it turns out, I miss the weird tit.

Posted in:Denise Richards

2024

08

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s In a Bikini of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is or was in the Caribbean. She was apparently in the Grenadines but she wasn’t the celebrity who died in a plane crash on his way from the Grenadines to St Lucia, which was a really sad story because he was there with his kids and they also died, but it should have been. Unfortunately, the world is not that lucky and the Kardashian private jets never seem to explode the way you’d think they would if they were really the demonic forces I think they are, because really they’ve gamed the retard population hard, monetized off the stupidity of the modern retard and still manage to be compelling figures to the modern retard, allowing them all the become billionaires off the modern retard, without the modern retard ever saying “why did we allow these idiots to exist, be so influential, be so celebrated and paid, while being so trash”.

So yeah, if any family should die in a plane crash, it’s these fucks, Karma should get what Karma gets for them being as horrible as they are…but you know, instead they produce slutty bikini content on the beach, most likely shot by Hailey Bieber who is also on the trip with Kendall Jenner….or was…since she was at the Globes with her boyfriend Timothee Chalomet the weirdo, no wait that’s her sister…same kind of too rich to be such a whore…but yet they are still whores…..

Either way, Kendall’s the hot bodied one, probably fake ass like they all have, but at least she’s not the other pigs, making her worthy of looking at in the event we have to look at one of them.

Let’s hope she’s reading a book on ways to kill herself, or maybe it’s about how to photoshop yourself better…who cares..

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2024

08

Jan

Bibi Pospiech is the Instagram Of The Day

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I just posted a post on social media influencer who may be super influential, or just faking it because this is a fake world where everyone wants to feel like they are famous or important.

I don’t think this Bibi Pospiech is all that different….because these people produce the same content, they all look and dress the same, are they human or are they AI, are the human or are the Sex Bots, are they Human or are the Sex Workers….I know they call themselves influencers and want everyone to know it, but are they actually influencers ore are they just fake spam account followed big tits looking to get free drinks from dumb bros….

I’m not sayinng Bibi’s any of those things, but I’m just categorizing her with all the other girls who give being a hot half naked big cleavage girl who looks like this a bad name in their desperation in their social content.

Bibi could be and probably is a lovely creature sent from Instagram Heaven and we appreciate her for that!

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

08

Jan

Monika Kinga is the Instagram Of The Day

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In a world where the celebrity has been replaced with the FASHION NOVA ambassador, where the Fashion Nova Ambassador is the person getting all the attention and views, as FASHION NOVA becomes a billion dollar brand selling basic stripper gear.

We don’t need to bother with real celebs, we can just look at these hybrid social media humans and wonde what percentage of them is real or altered.

Her name is Monika, but does it even matter? She’s Polish but also lives in Ibiza…but does that even matter either? Not really.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

08

Jan

Sydney Sweeney’s Gold Globes of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney was not at the Golden Globes, but she’s in Australia, probably filming a very important movie now that she’s a super famous A-Lister thanks to her tits, so she did a little Golden Globe broadcast of her own.

You see, the Golden Globes may be a weird hybrid event that no one cares about, not even the celebrities, but I did see that the Hollywood Foreign Press sold the award show to PMC, who own Rolling Stone Magazine and a bunch of other bullshit, because they were called racists for not nominating enough diversity, those racist journalists, and they weren’t handing out enough virtue signalling diversity awards, so that not enough fat trans ethnic people couldn’t say speeches about how happy they are that kids like them have someone to look up to, because being a vapid celebrity is possible and being overpaid for being barely talented is possible, it’s not just for white folks, it’s for everyone….and offering the world no substance, no good, but just a narcissistic masturbatory pat on the back is INSPIRING and so Important….you know instead of encouraging them to be actual important people, who save the fucking planet from evil….”BE LIKE ME” and get to all those fancy parties in style that are very exclusive….like ethnic tranny in a sewer in India…

So yeah, I don’t really fuck with the boring award shows, but I can imagine how terrible they were as they hold onto the dream of a more glorious time when celebrity mattered and people didn’t look like the overpaid, talentless, self involved, garbage humans they are…..

But that doesn’t mean I can’t make my GOLDEN GLOBES pun, it’s the one time of year that I get to feel like the other blogs out there…with a:

“Hold onto your seats, Sydney Sweeney is coming in hotter than the Australian Outback in a drought. The young Euphoric starlet who has recently made waves like the Australian surf this holiday season for her “Anything but You” romantic comedy. She wasn’t able to make it to the Golden Globes, where her Euphoria co-star Hunter Schaeffer, one of the most inspiring transgendered actors in the industry was a presenter, but that didn’t mean she couldn’t bring out her Golden Globes to remind us all what Hollywood is truly about.”

Boom. I’m a blogger. Why won’t anyone give me a high paid job as a blogger. I can be AI….LET ME….

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