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2019

16

Sep

Demi Lovato Coke Bloat Bikini of the Day

Heroin Addict Demi Lovato is our of control on her bi-polar opioid crisis pussy…I mean the booty selfie on all fours…or I guess that is on her knees…is this even real? Is this some kind of joke? Whatever it is, it’s pretty fucking BOLD of her, going from HEROIN Overdose to internet sex work, all while America still treats her like a Disney Kid who’s fallen onto hard times, bad luck, they are there for you…

I know if I was a brand, or itunes or the RADIO, I’d fucking drop a bitch who shits on a great career and opportunity, partially cuz she’s fat and eats too much, partially cuz she’s sober and off the opiates so she can shit again….you know be responsible to the audience and say “people with drug overdoses can no longer rep our brand or be something we want people to listen to”…save the drug overdoses to the brothels, sex workers, and people who aren’t on TV or in MUSIC being marketed to kids…

Opioid crisis or not….cancel this bitch and her weakness and don’t buy into her bipolar disorder. My grandmother was bipolar and she didn’t do heroin on social media for 14 year olds to think is normal behavior….

You hear about comedians like that C.K. dude who jerked off in his hotel room for girls who were in his hotel room getting cancelled and forced to rebuild their image from scratch..yet this heroin bitch is back like nothing happened….while jerking off in your hotel is normal…but downing OPIATES recreationally is not…

Either way, you say Lovato, I say Potato – cuz she’s some kind of potato looking thing, and is quick to the sexualizing her fat self and new fat tits at 30, in what I think is some kind of joke…a big fat joke with no sex appeal despite being in sex appeal stance.

Send her back to rehab, one with a Fat Camp attached….cuz this girl is clearly out of control with selfies like this…as part of her comeback tour….ridiculousness.

At least there are hot chicks doing the same thing – you know showing off their bikini cut as an excuse to show off their cunts cuz someone didn’t get enough hugs as a child or something!

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2019

16

Sep

Christina Aguilera Weirdness of the Day

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Sooo…….this is Christina Aguilera now…

Annnnnnd……that’s all I have to say about that.

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2019

16

Sep

Cindy Bruna Nipples of the Day

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Cindy Bruna with her nipples out at Rihanna’s Diamond Ball event…..

Cindy Bruna is some ethnic Victoria’s Secret model because they need that in order to lie about being inclusive, diverse, multi-cultural, when all of us know hot pussy has no ethnicity…it’s just hot pussy.

In keeping with the Victoria’s Secret school of modelling, she’s at an event tits out, so people get a sense of her and her name, so that when they get her working more aggressively for them, she’ll already be in a position to push product…which they need because they are drowning thanks to being to total opposite of everything the young public is into….like bras…and sexualizing hot chicks to sell bras…

But they are a multi billion dollar brand and can buy their way into all of your hearts!

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2019

16

Sep

Faith Schroder Lingerie of the Day

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Faith Schroder pretending to be a lingerie model, because anyone can be a lingerie model thanks to being rich brats with a dad who was on TV in the 80s, long before they were born, making them the losers in their class, camps, and whatever else rich LA kids do…cuz the other kids had dads who weren’t teen hearthrobs 20 years earlier..but actually important and powerful people…which I guess made these ones work harder, and work in LA means strip down and pretend you’re a hot, slutty, PLAYBOY looking model…despite looking like you have FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME…cuz a body, even on F.A.S….can be appreciated in all it’s hungry for attention cuz their Hollywood life was tainted by their Hollywood Loser dad….but at least they’ve had their GROUPIE stage parent mom there to take them to all their important meetings to improve themselves and their skills…like the dermatologist who fills up their busted faces….

Faith Schroder Lingerie Erotica Tits Ass

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2019

16

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Baby Bump of the Day

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VANESSA HUDGENS BABY BUMP IN THE BIKE SHORTS??

For the last week, I’ve been saying that Hudgens is pregnant with that boyfriend she’s had for a long time, some dude playing Elvis in an upcoming movie, because she probably is…

For the last decade, I’ve been saying that she’s Vanessa Pudgens, cuz she’s got that fat gene but fights it off, but there have been times when she was a solid 15 pounds overweight, which is 100 pounds overweight in Hollywood weight, they used to do things different when fat and ugly people were banned from their scene, which as far as I’m concerned was a good time….

I like UNREALISTIC BODY IDEALS.

I like looking at good looking people in made up stories that don’t matter. It is better than ugly people.

I think that when people work their asses off to look fit and good, who invest in clothing to dress well, and who are who all together in some marketable package, should succeed. They should go to LA to make it, thanks to their egos or whatever…

It’s a war zone out there…like the best man for the job, get the fucking job…

I think you can take a good looking person and make them fat, or ugly, with prosthetics…we don’t need fat and ugly people in our media.

I think that having good looking people on TV, motivates fat and ugly people to try harder if they want that celeb life…or accept that they are more behind the scenes.

I do not need fat people playing fat people…and you don’t either..

So yes, keep Hollywood skinny and good looking, and revisit that blacklisting, only apply it to the fucking uglies…

Hudgens, not an ugly, in bike shorts cuz they are on trend, rocking that fat upper pussy gunt…WHAT COULD IT BE.

Here she is in fishnets with some slut…

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2019

16

Sep

Jordyn Jones and Jen Selter Twerk of the Day

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Jordyn Jones teamed up with fake influencer Jen Selter to twerk for Youtube because that is how clickbait fucking works…and this is some fucking clickbait..

I don’t expect any less from Jen Selter who is a fake fitness girl with a fake ass that went viral 6 years ago and has been able to build a big business around her fake fitness girl with a fake ass hustle…or really from any girl…it’s like “If I can shake my ass in video and pretend it is for fitness” sign all of us up to watch…

The fact TWERKING is still a thing, twerk fitness in local gyms like it was Jazzercise in the 90s, yes I watched that Kirsten Dunst show, or maybe I could reference something more current like CROSS FIT, where the fat asses are not attached to bull dyke looking women in flat soled shoes powerlifting their clits into dicks…

Point being…we like when girls of the internet meet up to make slutty clickbait…

Here is the video..

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2019

16

Sep

Chloe Grace Moretz Almost Tit of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz in some weird thing for VogueMe…and you can almost see her tit, which is likely enough for you CHLOE GRACE MORETZ fans who should technically be on a list somewhere, maybe your local FBI office, cuz her claim to fame was that movie KICKASS, and she was 12 fucking years old…when you first licked your lips and said “I can’t wait for her to be 18″….you know who you are…and we are watching you…as we watch this overrated troll bitch in hosiery…

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2019

16

Sep

Josephine Skriver Lingerie of the DAy

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I guess Football Season officially started this past weekend, you know the first weekend after labor day, at least that is what GOOGLE told me, because I don’t fuck with sports, but kind of wish I did, because all those bro sites that cover sports, have been able to make stupid fucking money and garner stupid fucking sports bro fans, who buy their stupid fucking t-shirts….while I can barely buy a fucking 12 pack of beer every week….because sports are fucking lucrative…and so is the business of designer test tube babies like Josephine Skriver, an early prototype by a Marine Biologist who felt like he could create lingerie models in the LAB…and 25 years later HERE SHE IS…working as the unofficial RAIDERS fan, embracing American Culture because America has given her Frankenstein ass a welcoming home in Nashville with some dude who devirginized her and who she stuck with all these years….yes…according to my sources her robot made in a lab designer pussy has only met one dick…making her shameless half naked sports post for the boys all the hotter….

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2019

16

Sep

January Jones With The Tits Out of the Day

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January Jones trying to find a dad for her illegitimate child with Jason Sudeskis…

We are not surprised that January Jones was knocked up by a mystery man, one of those “too many dudes have cum in me” stories of Hollywood success, because all these women are fucking garbage sex workers, who happen to do their sex work at a higher level, and get paid for their sex work by getting cast in movies that further feed their egos…

BUT January Jones does have big tits and big tits are worth looking at on all women, not just overpaid girls who fucked their way to whatever TOP January Jones is at….while wearing a great top for us to see her marketability because without the 40 year old doing shit like this – I can’t help but wonder why anyone would care…but when they do shit like this…I GET IT….

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2019

16

Sep

Catherine Zeta Jones Bra Pic of the Day

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They, and by they I mean MadamMeow in the stepFORUM claims this is Catherine Zeta Jones in a bra that was posted to instagram….

I went to the CATHERINE ZETA instagram to further investigate like I was Barbara Walters or some shit, and didn’t see the pic, but did see it in the tagged pics, so we’ll assume this is of her…

I think we’ll also assume it’s a throwback pic, an old slutty shoot of herself from decades ago, because this girl looks 20 and ZETA is 100.

The most interesting thing about her is wondering if her pussy HPV gave Mike Douglas the throat cancer, or if his throat cancer gave her the HPV…that’s the only Catherine Zeta news I care about…learning the origin story of HPV cancers she has been in direct contact with…

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