DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2019

06

Sep

Emma Stone Getting Wet of the Day

Emma Stone is not hot. Anyone who thinks Emma Stone is hot is fucking brain washed by the media companies that are all billion dollar media companies and that can afford to hire some experts in brain washing. There are reasons I know Lady Gaga lyrics without ever having listened to her song intentionally…these are masters of manipulation, who divert to Facebook being the evil one, so that you divert your fear of them to Facebook, which hasn’t really happened yet, since Facebook is still being used despite stealing and selling all your data, because I guess sharing your posts and thoughts to your friends is enough payment as you contribute to Zuckerberg’s billions…

Point being, Emma Stone targets the geeks, plays the geek, and has a mainstream career despite having a speech impediment and not being hot. Her mouth annoys me…and so do her bikini pics…but you idiots buy into GEEK and GAMER girls…you may even write it like “G33k and G4M3R GRRRLZ”…cuz you’re a fucking virgin piece of shit. I’ve always been inclined to hate all things geek and gamer oriented. I don’t get excited by action toys or Star Wars or any of that. So I don’t buy into your coveted starlet at the top of your geek totem pole. I see her for the lie she is.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Emma Stone|SFW

2019

06

Sep

Lindsey Vonn Nipples of the Day

No Comments »

Lindsey Vonn is your American Olympic hero who let you down, and not just because she’s packaged as being hot in all the media, while you know in your soul she’s pretty fucking masculine, like most skier chicks, or Olympic chicks, who are trying to win medals not metals…bitch isn’t a welder…but then again she could be…when she’s not out there fucking black dudes like it is some kind of fetish, almost a racist thing, if you only fuck black dudes, it’s like a company only hiring white dudes, or a hollywood movie using Emma Stone as an Asian, or Jared Leto as a Tranny, or Leo DiCaprio as a full retard in Gilbert Grape…it’s racist…

She’s recently engaged and showing off her tits, like a high testosterone skier chick would do, trying to find that sex appeal amongst her very muscular watermelon crushing thighs…which is apparently one of her selling points on the dating scene….

Here’s some VONN…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Lindsey Vonn

2019

06

Sep

Clare Grant Got Them Tits Out of the Day

No Comments »

Remember the Nirvana Baby?? This is him now! – It’s actually Seth Green’s wife Clare Grant…

She’s in her 40s, they’ve been married for close to 10 years, some ginger on ginger, like they met on ginger dating website but they are old so it must have been from before websites even existed…maybe ginger meet ups from their weird ginger underground society they were enlisted into at a young age when born ginger cuz gingers gotta stick together…braid their orange pubic hair together like some kind of native american sweetgrass basket…but without that beautiful sweetgrass smell…

She started as a ginger model which is like ginger ale but different.

Then she went into film work and television work….where they needed gingers to properly represent that minority….

You’ve seen her in …who cares this isn’t wikipedia google her your damn self asshole…

She seems to be a big breasted advocate of GEKK CULTURE, which I fucking hate, I hate anyone who brags or tries to do the whole GEEK / GAMER thing…it’s tedious and lame and doesn’t interest me at all..but she’s got tits and I guess the tits interest me enugh to post some 40 year old ginger married to some midget cuz he’s famous.

We have seen her nude..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Clare Grant|SFW

2019

06

Sep

Carla Guetta Naked of the Day

No Comments »

Carla Guetta is David Guetta’s sister, you know living that DJ life, or maybe she’s his daughter, because these DJs are all OLD as fuck, I’m talking mid 40s – 50s out there everynight playing for the kids they likely fuck. It’s pretty twisted. I remember when I used to party, the old guy in the room was always frowned upon, especially when it was at College parties and he was drunk and talking about the TV show The O.C…..speaking of The O.C…here’s some Samaire Armstrong the lesbian from the OC who Seth fucked on social media with some tit..

That old guy was me, but unlike David Guetta, I’m not rich, kids aren’t paying to see me, if anything they are paying for security devices to use against me….and I don’t got a Carla Guetta of my own, who I appreciate because in this shoot, she just went full naked, like why bother trying the whole clothing thing…just nudity is enough.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Carla Guetta

2019

06

Sep

Elena Garas Nude Nobody Model of the Day

No Comments »

Elena Garas bringing the high concept instagram pics cuz that’s what she thinks will get her talked about..

Get naked, pose in the same place, same way everyone else is posing, and maybe you’ll get followers, work, free shit a sugar daddy, who fucking knows…

I am not going to complain about DIY nudity for marketing purposes…because I think it’s awesome. If anything I am just mad I lived a life that this didn’t always exist in.

I think everything would be substantially different if girls I grew up around were out there trying to be models or personalities.

If the single most important thing was to get followers and doing it through nudity was generally socially accepted….

If going to clubs was with naked chicks doing it for the cause, instead of chicks who you’d have to get drunk to get naked.

It’s better now, even with all the PC annoying bullshit – thanks to NUDITY.

Posted in:Elena Garas

2019

06

Sep

Instathot of the Day

No Comments »

Here is some Instathot who is out here proving that the world is fucking crazy…

We live in a time where anyone can be a famous enough to get free shit thanks to social media motherfucker. It’s like the trendy thing to do. When I was younger, the cool thing to do was not self involved, self righteousness, self exploration on a public level…it was other shit I can’t remember now cuz I am a drunk and my brain doesn’t remember things.

We live in a time where men identify as women and we have to comply.

We live in a time where ugly women identify as hot women and we have to be exposed to their nudity or half nudity….that they pretend is “empowerment”….

So here’s this girl…targeting black men…through fat ass white girl pants.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Featured Post

2019

06

Sep

Demi Lovato Fat Ass of the Day

No Comments »

Demi Lovato posted this photo of her fat ass with the below caption:

This is my biggest fear. A photo of me in a bikini unedited. And guess what, it’s CELLULIT!!!! I’m just literally sooooo tired of being ashamed of my body, editing it (yes the other bikini pics were edited – and I hate that I did that but it’s the truth) so that others think I’m THEIR idea of what beautiful is, but it’s just not me. This is what I got. I want this new chapter in my life to be about being authentic to who I am rather than trying to meet someone else’s standards. So here’s me, unashamed, unafraid and proud to own a body that has fought through so much and will continue to amaze me when I hopefully give birth one day. It’s such a great feeling to be back in tv/film while not stressing myself with a strenuous workout schedule before 14 hour days, or depriving myself from a real birthday cake rather than opting for watermelon & whip cream with candles because I was terrified of REAL cake and was miserable on some crazy diet shit. Anyway, here’s me, RAW, REAL! And I love me. And you should love you too! Now back to the studio.. I’m working on an anthem.. also. Just so everyone’s clear.. I’m not stoked on my appearance BUT I am appreciative of it and sometimes that’s the best I can do. I hope to inspire someone to appreciate their body today too. #nationalcelulliteday #celluLIT

Too bad she didn’t stay scared….

Stop supporting and encouraging opiate addicts, stop believing their lies, Demi Lovato is full bullshit and everything she says is bullshit, that should have ended with her Heroin overdose, whether through dying or being blacklisted, but instead everyone is so forgiving. It’s weird how some people get forgiven and others get cancelled with no reason why one wins and the other loses besides ILLUMINATI mind control shit…

Demi Lovato is garbage and her ass is as offensive as her celebrity / career.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2019

06

Sep

Julianne Hough Slutty of the Day

No Comments »

Julianne Hough was raised MORMON. Has admitted to being slutty after seducing one of her caregivers at a young age. Sure she pretends it was some sort of molestation or assault, but that’s what they all say when they are dealing with the shame of being sexual deviants with no self control…easy to blame the dance coach.

She even went on to make her brother have sex with her, which I don’t know for a fact whether penetration actually happened, he seems pretty queer but the rumor is that their sex was part of how they stayed in sync for their dancing…and now she’s turned slutty on the internet for attention as it is all she knows…bad sexy mormon up to your bad sexy mormon tricks…

Naughty Seacrest fucking Dancing with the Stars Pro.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2019

06

Sep

Tana Mongeau Nipples of the Day

No Comments »

Tana Mongeau is some YOUTUBER who is making way too much fucking money.

She pulled some stunt where she married Jake Paul, who I know is a homosexual, but really who isn’t these days, especially kids of his generation playing on youtube, even though he makes even more money than TANA, we’re talking 100 million a year, thanks to all the idiots of the internet and his ability to run a marketing company to reach all those idiots. No hate here, he’s a hustler…

She’s also Belle Throne’s lesbian lover, so she’s had Bella Thorne’s acidic yeast infection dripping down her throat…HPV throat and now she’s flashing tit cuz that’s in and luckily I’m into looking.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:tana mongeau

2019

06

Sep

A Moment in Class and Sophistication of the Day

No Comments »

People like to assume that I am a half retard pile of trash because I live in a basement apartment, I spend my days staring at a wall, when I am not posting random celebrity content to the internet that you can find elsewhere because I run a very tight policy here in which NOTHING is original content, exclusive, or of value.

I like to think I built an internet empire on a virtual swamp, but this is hardly an empire….

I like to think I chose the broke drunk life instead of the dot com billionaire life….because money is a construct of man that I don’t buy into and being early on the internet before it went VIRAL and MAINSTREAM was probably a solid indicator of great potential…but that is giving me too much credit as this was all built on LAZINESS…

But none of that matters, my site, my life, my existence isn’t compartmentalized as just some pervert that no one seems to think is clever or funny or has anything of value to say. My existence is multi-faceted and as much as I like sluts, sex workers and tits…..I also like the finer things in life like meal salads and classical music…

So I may not write about art and culture, since I find all that bullshit…but I live it everyday…with videos like this.

You can have CLASS and SOPHISTICATION while being broke and basically a dumpster diver who lives off his wife’s disability check…don’t prejudge me based on how I live. I like the finer things in life…like videos like this.

Posted in:Videos