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2019

11

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Lingerie of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens your original slutty selfie taking celebrity has decided to add a little sex to her outfits to her public appearances….that unfortunately don’t showcase her thick bush…because she is a hairy little monkey which I think is great because at the time it came out…bush was officially DEAD…and I don’t think her BUSH was influential or that it made any real impact in the world…and I don’t think the new BUSH wave of popularity I’ve been wanting for years has anything to do with her…but back then, when her High School Musical nudes happened. It was a big deal…

That said, her new look, public lingerie and it’s great (enough)…you know not that great at all.

My expert fashion consultant says she’s dressing like this with her new found tits cuz she’s pregnant and diverting from her GUNT….which I believe…

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2019

11

Sep

Kendall Jenner Nipples of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is not hot, but I guess she’s the skinniest and hottest of the Kardashian / Jenner Avon Ladies who got far too much coverage, celebrity, influence on the retarded young generation who buy into bright lights because their brains don’t actually work…which isn’t saying much since the whole fucking family are fucking vile piles of plastic surgery shit…

I like to think that her dad cutting his own dick off for attention is a solid consequence of the brand the family created with themselves, and that YOU the people ALLOWED them to create…..all manipulating the media, giving the media shit to talk about, as the public follows them and their vapid and evil ways…this is too big of an entity to shut down, but the fact it even happened is further proof that we are all being manipulated through thought control.

There is nothing interesting about this trash…but yet people think they are interesting. It is weird. But not really, the public are morons, and just wearing a sheer top at fashion week is enough for us to buy into this trash…

Here is her sister Kourtney being slutty

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2019

11

Sep

Miley Cyrus See Through of the Day

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Miley Cyrus and her silly lesbianism for attention must be proud of her involvement in culture vulturing TUMBLR girls who were getting weird and naked on the internet….being relatable and interesting to other girls of their age group…basically taking the DISNEY approach to content marketing, knowing what the youth are doing and thinking on the internet and designing a voice for that….

So in Miley making it OK to get naked and weird to the mainstream, even though it’s been OK since the dawn of the fucking internet, more and more sluts happened…and now being braless with your nipples out is the style….so Miley’s out here living the trend she had a part of pushing to the mainstream cuz she’s a puppet for evil corporations running some MIND control shit….

But at least there’s nipple in this mind control….it makes it far more interesting than other mind control tactics.

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2019

11

Sep

Jodie Turner Smith Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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Jodie Turner Smith is Joshua Jacksons new fiance..the question is why do these two look like the just got released from jail for involvement in a meth lab fire?

Thank god for that titty hanging out of the top like a crackhead offering blowjobs on the street for her next hit….because otherwise I’d assume this was a dude….a dude with the brightest and whitest smile and by smile I mean Joshua Jackson…

Fat tit though…

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2019

11

Sep

Emma Roberts Eiza Gonzalez Lesbian Kiss of the Day

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Emma Roberts and Eiza Gonzalez are in some new movie called Paradise Hills, making out….because everyone is a fucking lesbian now…

It’s nice to see rebuilt Eiza Gonzalez, best known for being Fergie’s ex husband’s rebound, taking her rebuilt face to the TV screen like thee rich Mexican she is…

This is hardly the Lesbian Porn I am interested in, because I am not into any lesbian porn, it all bores me..there is no climax…and lesbians for the most part suck as a concept, not dick but pussy, with all their knitting, refinishing furniture, vintage clothes shopping and DICK hating…

But I like Emma Roberts and her rags to riches story of breaking into Hollywood…while odds were against her…

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2019

11

Sep

Delilah Belle Hamlin Nip Slip of the Day

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Delilah Belle Hamlin is Lisa Rina’s whore daughter, who when she got her period Lisa Rina took her to the face injection spa to make her look more like her mom, a muppet…which isn’t all that unheard of in LA where all these moms are basically sex workers and their daughters are their dolls that they can teach all they’ve learned in whoring to….so they can be more strategic in whoring ….so that they can win at whore life….

And they say Prostitution is illegal, when everyone on social media is doing it daily, even rich kids….with famous parents…not that Lisa Rina is all that famous, but I guess famous enough for people to think here whore daughter matters…

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2019

11

Sep

Britney Spears Bikini Erotica of the Day

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Britney Spears is finally free…at least from the prison that is her dad as he backed down from being her handler for being abusive to her kids, while he’s been abusive to Britney her entire life. The Slave for You song….totally about her dad…..

It is funny that the public ignored that she was abducted in plain sight, but the public will whine about EVERY FUCKING THING possible, any minor injustice from MeToo to BelieveAllWomen to BlackLivesMatter to MAGA and ANTIFA and Gender Issues, and saving TRAYVON MARTIN or whatver…while Britney fully neglected cuz she’s rich white trash and her prison a mansion in various states…BUT she was still a victim..which makes these bikini pics all the hotter…as she nears 40.

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2019

11

Sep

Kylie Jenner Naked for Dwindling Titty Mag of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is apparently in the latest issue of Playboy, which is trying to appeal to the soft millennial idiots on social media, who don’t give a fuck about magazines, they get their nudes on the gram bro…

If you ever needed a reminder that the playboy brand is pretty fucking dead, this is it, a nude spread with Kylie and her baby daddy, like shut the fuck up, no one fucking needs that.

They have totally alienated their core audience the last 5 years and obviously still exist, but from HEF selling the rights off to Pornhub who do hardcore porn and brought quality and integrity of the mag to zero, to their attempt at removing nudity to be ad friendly, in a prime example of how you shouldn’t run after money, you should run after content that makes you so relevant ads need to come to you, and now it’s run by 20 year old girls and a gay dude, who I heard in interview say something about a nude image of a girl in water representing the FLUIDITY of GENDER….totally what the PLAYBOY reader wants to see.

Fucking garbage, the world is filled with idiots, and the idiots breed more idiots, and the people in power get less and less talented, innovative, or interesting.

When Playboy broke, it was groundbreaking, advertisers paid premiums to be on a titty mag, and now it’s just some fucking pile of shit dragging it’s feed in the mud trying to get idiot kids into what they do, using Kylie Jenner cuz she can manipulate them in….instead of doing what they should be doing…which is GOOD….not perpetuating this EVIL.

Garbage. Garbage. Garbage.

More boring kylie..

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Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2019

11

Sep

Ariel Winter Lingerie of the Day

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Ariel Winter got her titties out in a shirt that you can see her nipples in…

I know it’s not all that exciting since every girl under 25 wears shirts you can see their nipples in…provided you leave the house you’d know.

I know it’s also not that exciting because she’s Ariel Winter and that word is interchangeable with NECKLESS TROLL in the THESAURUS that is my mind…

She’s a fuck of a lot skinnier, something she says is thanks to changing Anti-Depressant meds, on some new cocktail cuz she’s a broken bitch in this over prescribed “mental health” bandaid world we live in and that I do not have any fucking respect for…so bitch shouldn’t be encouraging people to be weak victims who have a built in excuse for all things wrong in their life…but at least she’s skinnier….and this time it’s not from cutting off her F-cup tit and making it a D-Cup….WHICH IS still huge tit…only now a better shaped tit…with an anchor scar..cuz her tits are really what make her troll face tolerable….thanks reverse IMPLANTS…

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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2019

11

Sep

Alina Boyko Topless of the Day

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Alina Boyko is some Russian model because during communism, Russia killed off all the uglies that were brining down their perfectly designed communist ideals…cuz no community with uglies will prosper…

So this new take on Russia or Russia’s new strategy of world dominance using internet marketing tactics you don’t need to be too smart to pull off, proven by Instagram sluts, which I guess is one level of the Russian Spammers rigging elections department we can all jack off to…

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