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2019

23

Sep

Naomi Watts Nudity of the Day

Naomi Watts is about 100 years old…Her dad was the road manager and sound engineer who worked with Pink Floyd…..so she can show off what her old ass looks like…in all the movies and shows she’s been doing….cuz life doesn’t end for 100 year old women like it used to.

Typical 100 year olds don’t look like this…especially not an Australian….due to ozone layer sun damage…and hard living, hard drinking, party life that leads to Australian girls to fuck everyone….they generally look like weathered crocodiles by 25…walking corpses like Steve Irwin Zombie apocalypse…

I don’t know what Hollywood magic with lighting, after effects, photoshop, duct tape pounds of make-up…

I just know of 20 year olds who don’t drink, do drugs, live the Hollywood life, who drink lots of water and sleep well every night…who have worse asses than this born in 1958…..Liev Schreiber cumming up in her twice before the pussy dried up….

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2019

23

Sep

Halsey Lesbianism in Lingerie of the Day

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Halsey preformed at Rihanna’s lingerie fashion show…..she’s doing the rounds performing all the relevant events to keep herself relevant. Good thing she’s got all kinds of energy to keep up momentum based on all the snorting of drugs she’s been captured by the paparazzi doing, but didn’t get reprimanded like she was LOHAN, blacklisted and shipped off to ARAB country, she is instead celebrated by all the dick riders, who are confused or fooled into thinking she’s some kind of artist…with this tormented backstory she made up….and they love her for it.

At the Emmy’s she played some Cyndi Lauper, who I am a huge fan of. Iconic song….only to be slaughtered by this bitch, while the public said she did amazing cuz they don’t know better….it was the In Memoriam section and it was the real tragedy of that segment. The murdering of a song that didn’t need to be covered…

I don’t know what she’s doing at Rihanna’s show, but at least she’s sexualizing herself….cuz I guess that makes it all ok…

Make American Popstars great again, cuz this bitch is just garbage…

Here is Rihanna at the same show flashing her pussy..

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2019

23

Sep

Cardi B Nipples Pasties of the Day

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Cardi B is in some new movie where she plays a stripper, so a past version of herself….if you believe her storyline and people apparently do….

I spent the better part of a decade in stripclubs back between 1997-2007 and I feel like I have a solid grasp on the bottom of the barrel white trash stripclubs. The 5 dollars a lap dance from a girl who will suck your dick fo 25 dollars but that you have to debate with yourself whether to go through with it cuz she has mouth sores. You know the sad and depressing, dirty as fuck, stripclub experience…not the highend, overpriced Vegas / Miami looking shit, where someone like J.Lo would never get work cuz she’s 100 years old, and the 100 year old strippers get sent to the sad stripclubs I frequented…but I guess there’s not Hollywood story to exploit using this star power in that…

So instead of calling out J.Lo for her appropriating a lifestyle…people are saying OSCAR BUZZ….fuck that….Hollywood is so desperate to get people to buy into their shit, and luckily for all these money grubbers, people buy into their LIES.

Here is JLO in the same movie pretending to be a stripper…

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2019

23

Sep

Bar Refaeli Pregnant Bikini of the Day

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As it turns out, Bar Refaeli isn’t just fat, she’s pregnant again…because that is what these women do. By “these” women, I don’t mean “Jews”, even though a walk through the Orthodox neighborhood will prove that the religious Jewish people are much like religious non-jews, who feel like every child is God’s will and you just have to go with it – no matter what it does to your body, soul, or cunt….but then there’s also poor Coalminers of West Virgina who love god and have nothing better to do than fuck to make a baby a year…(I’ve been watching Ken Burns Country Music)….or just poor people in general who get knocked up cuz sex is something to do and contraception is unaffordable….then there’s the whole welfare trash in Canada that get paid per kid through Child Allowances so they have MANY fucking kids to taint the future generation as they don’t stand a chance….then there is the rich narcissist who has the resources to have many kids, the house is big enough, the bank is big enough, and the more kids the better since the pussy has already had one and the damage is done….you know one more kid won’t be that big of a deal as their lives are already ruined by the ones they have…

Point being. She’s knocked up and this is some early stage READY TO DROP porn for the fetishists…despite not quite being ready to drop yet…

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2019

23

Sep

Kacey Musgraves Nipples for Fashion of the Day

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Kacey Musgraves out here looking like a bootleg Demi Moore..

Apparently she’s a country singer, which is smart tactics, because if you know anything about Country, you know that the typical country fan embraces the signer of the songs they listen to for life. They commit to them like they are family and they will continue to support them through the ups and downs…like family…

It’s a great place for trashy to start off, because it guarantees a baseline audience….

If you don’t know anything about Country Music, you should be watching the Ken Burns Country Music documentary on PBS, it’s amazing. But I love old Country Music and have for a long time…and despite loving old Country music, long before the Country Music revival, I have no idea who is who in new country and thus have no idea who Kacey Musgraves is…but this is her Texan Nipple and that’s what counts.

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2019

23

Sep

Keeley Hazell Naked of the Day

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Keeley Hazell is a Glamour Model of the past, since Glamour models and the Lad Mags they rode in on all folded about 5 or 6 years ago, leaving their key stars that they would feed us shitty content of daily to fend for themselves…

Keeley was one of the main girls….and has since gone off to LA where she’s now doing what seems to be the influencer thing. You know hipster shoots on film in the desert or old hotel rooms or in old RVs. You know the vibe…

I’d expect her and her Glamour Model tits to be in their 40s and they could be in their 40s, it’s hard to tell these days with all the injections these women get….but what isn’t hard to tell is if they get naked, even censored for their IG naked, it’s a good reminder of what was.

I do think there will be a resurgence of the Glamour Model and LAD Mag, dudes still like seeing naked chicks dressed like carpenters or plumbers or whatever on cheesy sets in cheesy content. We are dudes, of course we like that.

It’ll just happen when the media is scared of Me Too and is ready to objectify women again…

I’m ready to objectify women again.

Make women objectified again.

It’s what this great nation was built on, and the girls need that direction, otherwise they just post shit nudes on IG, instead of having real purpose or a solid co-sign…

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2019

23

Sep

Lisa Rinna Pussy Dance of the Day

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Lisa Rinna loves doing this dance. I guess it’s a way for her to see just how plastic she is. You know so that when she gyrates and sees no movement from her face or body, it means she’s won. I am not sure what she’s won, but I guess she was destined to being a call girl or a stripper and has managed to become a reality show star….with a couple of slutty daughters doing the same tactics to become bootleg Kardashian / Jenners…

Maybe this is her tapping into her Dancing With the Stars Fan…or maybe it’s her showing us what could have been if she was to become a stripper all those years ago…I don’t know her backstory. I just know this is the tenth time she’s done this dance so I guess it’s her thing, or she’s making it a thing, and the whole thing would be better if it wasn’t Lisa Rinna…

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2019

23

Sep

The Tits at the Emmys of the Day

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It was the EMMYs. I don’t watch that shit.

Despite the headlines like “Emmy Shockers”….and “Emmys Say Britain’s Got Talent”….and other bullshit media puns used to put false importance on the Emmys and the industry as a whole to keep it thriving as it rots your brain….

This is a friendly reminder that we don’t fucking care.

We’re barely watching TV, social media won and if we are….we don’t need to watch award shows for those shows we are barely watching.

Even if we are watching TV because it’s passive and streaming APPS are easy to share with each other, we aren’t rooting for any of you assholes to win in the award shows…you’ve already won and pitting them up against each other in the most redundant way…like it’s a top 10 post on Buzzfeed that means nothing…seems like a fucking waste of time….we got our own lives to live, stop worrying about other people’s bullshit…

That said, there were tits, all the famewhores who think they are important were there and this is that round-up….unfortunately not actual round-up now that we knows it kills people…cuz the In Memoriam shit would be better if it applied to all the Nominees…for being the evil that they are…bringing down America and using the fabric of your great nation as their toilet paper….

Here are those pics..of those people…( YOU CAN SEE THEM ALL HERE )

Isla Fisher

Christina Applegate

Emilia Clarke

Heidi Klum

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF ALL THINGS EMMY
CLICK HERE

Malin Akerman

Jenny McCarthy

Mandy Moore

Kelly Osbourne

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CLICK HERE

Marisa Tomei

Padma Lakshmi

Sophie Turner

Sydney Sweeney

Taraji P Henson

Zendaya

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CLICK HERE

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2019

23

Sep

Megan Samperi Tits of the Day

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Her name is Megan Samperi. She is from JUPITER FLORIDA. She did not work at the Robert Kraft rub and tug because she is not Asian, but she probably has been to the restaurant in the same strip mall, it’s a hot spot in JUPITER, shout out JUPITER….

BURT REYNOLDS DIDN’T DIE FOR THIS….

These are her tits…she has a BS in Biology and says her priority is “Health First”….but I think she’s more into other aspects of BIOLOGY like getting naked to show off her Biology, to generate interest in her from either a fan base that will help her reach FAME levels….or from rich guys who can make her Florida Dreams come true…and not the METH Florida dreams…but the waterfront in West Palm Florida dreams….even though she’s in LA now, being a “Model”…..

What I like about these pics – the tits.

What I don’t like about these ics – no labia or anus – like what’s even the point of being naked if we cant see the gateway to her soul and imagine tonguing it as perverts do.

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2019

23

Sep

Top 10 Fishing Girls of the Day

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I once met a dude in the early internet days who was launching an online Fishing Tournament. That was his big idea because he had NEVER fished in his life, but he knew that fishing was the number 1 sport in the world, and if he locked this idea in, he’d be a billionaire….

I don’t know if that guy ever became a billionaire, but like I said it was early internet and my big idea was “celeb titty blog that isn’t ad friendly or content normal people will ever embrace”….so I’d like to think that idea worked out and led him to others and like so many people I have met in this internet blogging world who didn’t offer me equity or shares in their companies but who have gone onto be rich as fuck….cuz NO HANDOUTS for the pervert blogger no one takes seriously….

But I do know that this is my attempt to take his lesson on Fishing being the ultimate in clickbait, especially when there are sluts in bikinis doing the fishing…I mean how can a fishing dude, who LIVES an BREATHES and loves fishing…the guy in the wicking long sleeve shirt, Oakleys, khaki shorts, sandals and a visor, rocking KEY LARGO harder than KEY LIME pie….resist tits in bikinis doing what they love….

You are that guy, and here is that clickbait…

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