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2019

23

Sep

The Tits at the Emmys of the Day

It was the EMMYs. I don’t watch that shit.

Despite the headlines like “Emmy Shockers”….and “Emmys Say Britain’s Got Talent”….and other bullshit media puns used to put false importance on the Emmys and the industry as a whole to keep it thriving as it rots your brain….

This is a friendly reminder that we don’t fucking care.

We’re barely watching TV, social media won and if we are….we don’t need to watch award shows for those shows we are barely watching.

Even if we are watching TV because it’s passive and streaming APPS are easy to share with each other, we aren’t rooting for any of you assholes to win in the award shows…you’ve already won and pitting them up against each other in the most redundant way…like it’s a top 10 post on Buzzfeed that means nothing…seems like a fucking waste of time….we got our own lives to live, stop worrying about other people’s bullshit…

That said, there were tits, all the famewhores who think they are important were there and this is that round-up….unfortunately not actual round-up now that we knows it kills people…cuz the In Memoriam shit would be better if it applied to all the Nominees…for being the evil that they are…bringing down America and using the fabric of your great nation as their toilet paper….

Here are those pics..of those people…( YOU CAN SEE THEM ALL HERE )

Isla Fisher

Christina Applegate

Emilia Clarke

Heidi Klum

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Malin Akerman

Jenny McCarthy

Mandy Moore

Kelly Osbourne

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Marisa Tomei

Padma Lakshmi

Sophie Turner

Sydney Sweeney

Taraji P Henson

Zendaya

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2019

23

Sep

Megan Samperi Tits of the Day

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Her name is Megan Samperi. She is from JUPITER FLORIDA. She did not work at the Robert Kraft rub and tug because she is not Asian, but she probably has been to the restaurant in the same strip mall, it’s a hot spot in JUPITER, shout out JUPITER….

BURT REYNOLDS DIDN’T DIE FOR THIS….

These are her tits…she has a BS in Biology and says her priority is “Health First”….but I think she’s more into other aspects of BIOLOGY like getting naked to show off her Biology, to generate interest in her from either a fan base that will help her reach FAME levels….or from rich guys who can make her Florida Dreams come true…and not the METH Florida dreams…but the waterfront in West Palm Florida dreams….even though she’s in LA now, being a “Model”…..

What I like about these pics – the tits.

What I don’t like about these ics – no labia or anus – like what’s even the point of being naked if we cant see the gateway to her soul and imagine tonguing it as perverts do.

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2019

23

Sep

Top 10 Fishing Girls of the Day

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I once met a dude in the early internet days who was launching an online Fishing Tournament. That was his big idea because he had NEVER fished in his life, but he knew that fishing was the number 1 sport in the world, and if he locked this idea in, he’d be a billionaire….

I don’t know if that guy ever became a billionaire, but like I said it was early internet and my big idea was “celeb titty blog that isn’t ad friendly or content normal people will ever embrace”….so I’d like to think that idea worked out and led him to others and like so many people I have met in this internet blogging world who didn’t offer me equity or shares in their companies but who have gone onto be rich as fuck….cuz NO HANDOUTS for the pervert blogger no one takes seriously….

But I do know that this is my attempt to take his lesson on Fishing being the ultimate in clickbait, especially when there are sluts in bikinis doing the fishing…I mean how can a fishing dude, who LIVES an BREATHES and loves fishing…the guy in the wicking long sleeve shirt, Oakleys, khaki shorts, sandals and a visor, rocking KEY LARGO harder than KEY LIME pie….resist tits in bikinis doing what they love….

You are that guy, and here is that clickbait…

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2019

23

Sep

Caylee Cowan Nude in Self Proclaimed “ART” of the Day

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This was her caption:

Okay cool. Now then, don’t report.
I created this art piece with @destroyinstagram. This is ART. That kind of image that stays with you. It’s neither bad nor good.

I don’t know if this is ART because this bitch has decided it is. You know since saying it is ART gets her a pass on shameless nudity as she tries to advance her career…

But we’ll let her have that for more nudes…

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2019

23

Sep

J.Lo in a THAT Dress Again of the Day

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Look at that old catcher mitt of a face and that dangling back fat….so not hot…

You’ve heard the expression “Beating a Dead Horse with your Dick”…well this is the visual representation of that.

J.Lo in the dress she keeps exploiting – even all these years later.
Anything for attention Lo should be her name…or maybe Attention Ho Lo..

Who cares..anyone excited by this redo of something of 15 years ago when it was shocking or hot….is a fucking loser

The rest of us see it as the old divorcee trying to squeeze into her wedding dress now that she’s lost all that wedding weight she carried for 20 years to try to feel better about herself and her husbands hot young pussy…

This is not a viral stunt…this is an old lady trying to manipulate the new generation by jerking off her viral stunt of the 90s…and that alone is pretty pathetic. Lacks vision and the world fucking celebrates cuz they like things they’ve already seen. The chain restaurant with the familiar burger in all locations approach to being a whore.

The fact this went viral or became a cultural event this time around (this last week), when it’s been exploited so many times since it was first a “cultural event that went viral”….is either a statement of how we lack originality as a people, or how easy it is to manipulate the public cuz thy are dumb..

This Laziness is not her only tactic, she’s still out there working, trying to be hot, half naked, in fitness gear on her pile of money….but her laziness in doing this just makes me hate her more than I already did….

Posted in:J.Lo|SFW|Videos

2019

23

Sep

Pam Anderson Nudity for Fashion of the Day

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Pam Anderson – saving the world with one breast implant at the time.

Her tits, that are likely younger than the legal drinking age, cuz girls need to get their implants rebuilt on the regular are still a nice memory of what was.

I am not a fan of the 50 plus women trying to play 18 year olds with their nudes and slutty selfies…living that influencer life cuz it’s easy clickbait to produce. I guess it is because I have a grandma fetish and 55 year olds should be in knitted sweaters, with glasses, walking with a hunch, retired, and making cookies for the family at Christmas..it’s just my Norman Rockwell image of the American dream…the American family…and this old slut thing throws all that off..

But there’s a level of Nostalgia looking at these tits, despite not being the same tits we looked at in the 90s…on Baywatch and in the first real celebrity sex tape….the blonde slut with the barbed wire tattoo and rocker husband that influenced a certain type of woman of the era…where any restaurant, stripclub or bar, or pool would have a bootleg version of her…making her not just a familiar face and body…but an icon that shaped the breast implant industry…one girl trying to make it at a time and for that..we celebrate her….and the importance society and herself have up on her titties…

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Posted in:Pam Anderson|SFW

2019

23

Sep

The World is Nuts and Other Videos of the Day

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TWERK ACTISM FIGHTING POT HOLES WITH TWERK

Masked Junkie at the Museum.

Head butt of the Day

Jet Ski Driver Drives into Oncoming Boat

How to Steal an ATM

Fire Extinguisher to the Face

Mice in the Airport

Man Run Over in Road Rage Fight

Gas Station Brawl

Naked Guy Punching Cars

Cop Elbows Woman..

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

23

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It amazes me when I see people on public transportation – it’s like why do you want to go anywhere THAT bad…it actually amazes me when I see people outside of their houses…like what’s the point of having a house if you are just going to leave it….

I want you in me….or I want to be IN you…less queer and more the relationship I am looking to have with my house…

But I guess I did leave the house over the weekend…at least once…and when I did I sw old ladies in leggings….and CROP tops….and teens in bike shorts and crop tops…it’s like even respectable white woman between the ages of 16 and 50 in the suburbs buying STARBUCKS are fucking THOTS…and there is something special about that…

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Asian Woman Eating Some Gross Dick Looking Snail
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The Supper Glue Lip Callenge
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Lookin’ Good California…
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Plane VS Helicopter Crash
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Deliver Driver on RING Possibly Stealing Package…
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AREA 51 Runner
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Artie Lange’s Movie Quote of the Day
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Crazy Family Fights Cops at Walmart…
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Car VS Cyclists
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World Trade Apple Juice Video
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Woman Loses Weave
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Dog Sitter Caught Molesting Dog on Camera
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Fight has Unexpected Ending
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Traditional Tebori Tattoos…
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2019

20

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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The idea of producing a selfie like you were a media company trying to produce a movie but it is not a movie but just a selfie. Marketed and begged to be watched and liked. It is all so fucking desperate. Trying so hard…Very lame. Even worse when it has a brand attached like some AVON LADY shit of the new generation but I don’t mind staring at the asses….

Why isn’t Howard Stern cancelled over all the shit he has said? He’s hosting TV talent shows and no one cares that he’s said shit like “She’s too ugly to rape, I don’t think she’s telling the truth about rape”….while other people are cancelled for jerking off in hotel rooms for groupie sluts that are trying to use those dudes to advance their careers…

I remember when I first got the internet, I would got on chat programs and seduce dudes into thinking I was some hot horny bitch, only to tell them I was a dude and call them queer, until realizing doing that is fucking queer…but it was early internet and the best, most basic troll available to us…

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Hot Chick in Skirt has an Arm
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Amber Turner Hard Nipple
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Ed Buck Who Kills Black Dudes for Sexual Reasons Gets Bail Set
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Historical Dirty Panties of the Day
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Madison Beer Slutty Selfie
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Mark Ronson is a Sapiosexual…
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Bella Hadid – Nipple in a Sheer top…
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Snitch Tekashi Getting Kidnapped
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Getting Ready for ALienstock
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Girl Gets Weave Ripped Off
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Ebonee Davis – See Through Dress
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Dead TV Host of the Day
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Deep Sea Monster Caught
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Full Speed CT Scanner
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Fight With Unexpected Ending
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Shia LeBeef Sheds a Tear
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Helicopter Extinguishes Flames
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TRUMP Prostester Sucking A Dildo at a Protest – What?
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Quad Crash
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Parking Ticket Without Leaving Car
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Micala Schafr Topless Still…
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Sofia Richie at Some Event
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Larsen Thompson in a Tube Dress…
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ALexina Graham in Leggings
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Martha Hunt in Leggigns
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Josie Canseco in Leggings
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Kristen Stewart – Lesbian
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Talia Storm – Fat
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Naya Rivera – BROKEN FUCKING FACE
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Renee Zellweger – BROKEN FUCKING FACE
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Kaia Gerber and Friend
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Kaia Gerber Nipples in Milan
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Gigi Hadid Nipples in MILAN
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Disgusting – Pregnat – 50 Year Old Joanna Krupa on Beach
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Lily Rose Depp Crop Top
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Random Tumblr Pornos You Perverts of the Day
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Booty Making Banana Bread
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Short Skirt of the Day
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The Sound of Love…
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Typical Day in the Hood
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Alien Sex for Area 51
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Teachign Sex Ed in 2019
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Boobs VS Fence – My Kind of Prison Trigger
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Drunk Guy Sucking Tit
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Making Mom and Dad Proud..
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16 People Having a Shitty Day
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Drunk Couple Found Passed Out in Best Position
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Fighting Friday
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Tribal Girls with Tits Out on Smart Phones is Amazing
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2019

20

Sep

Rihanna Lingerie of the Day

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RIHANNA ass in her underwear for her brand is a thing, because Rihanna is still a thing selling shit people don’t need to make her richer….KEEP THAT MONEY coming in….

All it took was her getting beat by Chris Brown, or faking getting beat by Chris Brown in some Lorena Bobbitt approach to life, say he beat you to justify cutting the dick off…..you know to work her way into the hearts of America as a victim….it was her turning point and where she really shined…it allowed her to pivot the brand, go sexy and dark and straight to the fucking top.p…So go into the weekend thinking about that lesson next time a dude assaults you….or the next time you want to assault a woman…it could be the push she needs to make life finally happen for her….it’s worked out alright for some people…and those people are Rihanna….and for the record I am not saying to go assault women…that kind of statement would get my pretigious HBO special cancelled…I’m just saying…it worked out well for Rihanna, a story I’ll never quite understand, because average talented girls in America don’t become Rihanna, yet some poor as shit bitch who lived in a Shanty in Barbados at 14 became Rihanna….you sure Epstein wasn’t her corporate sponsor that got her to America? That got her work permits people with far more experience and intelligence have been rejected in getting. It’s all very PECULIAR…

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