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2019

04

Sep

Mariah Carey Labor Day Tits of the Day

Mariah Carey may be an unstable mental case who has had a history of mental health issues. She may be an overpaid, overfed, diva who has been coddled by too many people in her 30 years of fame….

She may be an old lady, she may have got to where she is by marrying the head of the record label, like a good slut who knows her value as a singer only matters and shines if she sucks the right dicks…

But she’s been consistent in showing us her tits…for Labor Day with some really weird self produced music video….because Labor Day is a time she likes to reflect on paying people to do basically everything for her…so she can sit around on her pile of money making her tits fatter…

Is this the best thing to happen this labor day weekend? Maybe.

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2019

04

Sep

Doutzen Kroes Naked of the Day

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I read that full ass is banned from instagram, but when I scroll instagram all I see is full ass.

Whether it is some porn chick finding news ways to connect with her fans, some model or celebrity who is feeling frisky craving some attention, some low level sex worker looking for a client, some influencer in training who knows nudes gets more likes and it’s all about the likes…or Doutzen Kroes, mom who quit modeling to be able to live in IBIZA policing her husband who would otherwise be fucking hot young girls into the party at IBIZA…he’s a DJ…and he didn’t realize at the time that he sign up to some stalker bitch who would go from hot young Victoria’s Secret model, to old bitch fucking up his shit…it’s his job to party and fuck girls, I mean DJing isn’t really much more in depth than that, and to have a wife carry your records to fend off all the DJ whores, is a level of desperate that I guess morphs into full butt shots on IG while in its 30s….identity crisis maybe, but where’s the labia…if you’re gonna go so far to post an ass shot, you’re going to have better engagement and results if it’s spread…

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2019

04

Sep

Dora Madison Burge With the Full Nudity of the Day

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Dora Madison Burge BEEN on the nudity tip, but here she is showing it all off.. even her pointy nipples because she may not know much, but she sure figured out what instagram is about, but also what being an attention seeking exhibitionist willing to do anything to make it, like all those girls who Weinstein baited / masturbated / etc….believe all women, don’t mean you need to respect all women, cuz some are gutter sex working sluts and should be treated as such….that’s not to say treat your sex working slut badly, it’s just that you shouldn’t treat her like a legitimate respectable person in society who is self made, creative, inspiring, or interesting…it just means…know she’s a whore and don’t think anything more of her, because if you do – you’ll be left disappointed.

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2019

04

Sep

Halsey Boring Photoshoot of the Day

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Halsey decided to be white for this boring photoshoot for Cosmopolitan magazine.

My opinion is that these low level talentless piles of shit, who understand the importance of sucking DJ dick, laying the vocal on some lame fucking track all the kids will be into cuz they have no taste….as well as online marketing…to establish themselves….don’t deserve to be pandered to, or to be the voice of a generation, but they think they are, and the media follows them….leading to Halsey thinking she’s got a voice and influence, and she propbably does, but definitely shouldn’t.

There is nothing likeable about her, except maybe her fake tits, and even then they don’t impress me, anyone with 5k can get fake tits…

She plays black, or raped, or a drug addict when it is convenient and I am sure she believes her own bullshit, but that doesn’t mean we need to.

I also saw pics of her snorting lines or bumps of something a while ago, and that is when I thought she should be cancelled, fired, retired, forgotten, but instead it made her more legit to people and helped her build more brand deals and hype cuz all the kids snort drugs so she’s just being real…when NOTHING about her is real…not even her tits.

Garbage.

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2019

04

Sep

Inka Williams Topless of the Day

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Inka Williams is hot.

She is some

She is an IMG model, which is apparently prestigious, or more prestigious than being an INSTAGRAM model, even though she started out as an IG model, they call themselves “BLOGGERS” before being scooped up…

She is French-Australian blogger who grew up in BALI…apparently.

I don’t know how old she is, but she is over 18, you pervert….part of the new generation of models….who double as influencers..but her are the top of their influencer status and do all thee big shit while other girls less interesting looking scramble to try to be like her…

I do know that she now travels the world for work and sees amazing and exclusive locations that I wouldn’t without the privilege of modelling… it wouldn’t have happened if she wasn’t willing to strip down half naked for selfies so thanks to half naked selfies…she exists.

I guess when you look good, it’s easy to win, because perverts like us will sit there and follow and watch their every move on social media…and they get to benefit from it. The girls I used to stalk (follow with passion) never saw the potential upside to that level of engagement, but spread it across a million people, and you’re fucking rich.

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2019

04

Sep

Isabel Pakzad Almost Pussy Flash of the Day

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James Franco’s beard Isabel Pakzad who not only has a hard face, but also a bulge in her white bikini…making me think the aging sexual assaulting FRANCO has gone down the TRANNY road along with so many other men who celebrate chicks with dicks as an opportunity to find guaranteed anal sex without admitting that they are gay…it’s the gateway to homosexuality, getting shit on their dick the way nature / having access to too much pussy that tranny is exciting and unique to them….weird…

Unless her pussy just has fat lips like that, which is possible….She may not be trans but she is an aspiring “travel influencer”, who is 26 and curates content to her social media, now more important than ever thanks to finding relevant dick to mooch off of….which is probably as bad as being a tranny…”aspiring travel influencer”…so embarassing…but A-List boyfriend isn’t.

Here’s her almost nip slip

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2019

04

Sep

Iskra Lawrence Stereotype of the Day

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Is Iskra Lawrence just trying to make a meme out here?

The fat girl, who I don’t think was naturally fat, but I do believe wanted to be a model, or a personality, with a fan base so bad that she basically put herself into a real life fat suit, by being lazy and binge eating, basically riding the trend of plus sized, now that she was plus sized and the whole thing just got better when she revealed the dick she’s fucking…

Any surprises here?

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2019

04

Sep

Jennifer Lopez Tuck Game Strong of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez tucking her 50 year old dick in this tight swimsuit….it’s a little dick, that could be a bead from a clit ring, or maybe just her outty dick clit from her hormone changes thanks to MENOPAUSE no one has told her that she has because they do not want to kill her spirits. She is an enterprise, an empire, a conglomerate, she employs many people and they rely on her relentless obsessive compulsive work ethic…the competitive, prove them all wrong, keep riding the wave creating garbage no one cares about…at least that I don’t care about…clearly people care about her and her bullshit that should be retired in the islands somewhere but that is instead working harder than ever to trick us into thinking she’s hot at 50. I will never admit anything is hot at 50…except for the cookies that granny-aged bitch baked…hottest thing an old cunt has to offer…

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2019

04

Sep

Josie Canseco Nipples in Lingerie of the Day

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Josie Canseco is getting a lot of hype lately.

I assume her dad hired a new PR team for her or something equally strateegic, because you can break through on social media, especially if you’re hot, amongst all the hot girls on social media, because all it takes is having deeper pockets, and girl, by association to her steroid dad’s got that money to make it…and now, after all that hustle, she’s out here getting paid to be naked or half naked like her mom, only unlike her mom, it’s not at HOOTERS where she won the CANSECO dick lottery…

I feel like Josie hit the scene years ago, but this year, after years of half naked, is the official breakout year…from VS to whatever this is, with looks of an All American sorority girl, her muppet face injections subtle, her body athletic and hot….her last name solid brand association / cosign…

She’s here, making moves and you can see her nipple.

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HERE SHE IS GETTING PAID TO BE IN UNDERWEAR FOR ANOTHER BRAND – MAKING THEM HALF NAKED MOVES HER HOOTERS MOM ALWAYS DREAMED OF…

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2019

04

Sep

Kaia Gerber Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is now 18, so I can’t shit on Cindy Crawford for sexualizing her girl, giving her a head start in the model life, using all the family connections, because she is Cindy Crawford…

Now, I turn my hatred of sexualizing young women, especially on the internet, confusing, if not BAITING men who don’t know better, or who have no self control, to be the ultimate pervert version of themselves……into love. I turn my hatred of Cindy Crawford encouraging her girl to go down the same road, this time will all the toll gates open for her, because I guess Cindy felt it was a great life, a great way to see the world, and make dumb money in the easiest way.

They have resources to put her through any and all education, or to invest in her business ideas, maybe even find a way to change the world, but instead…go VAPID trash everyone on social media is going for, but that she will excell at thanks to the help and head start…

POINT BEING…

We must celebrate that she was raised to be an exhibitionist in front of a camera, cuz now that she’s 18…the real goods…I’m ready for the nudes…the nipples…the other things the young girls are into showing off on the internet…cuz I have nothing else going on.

Here she is on her 18th birthday..

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