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Britney Spears Dance Party of 1 of the Day

Soula is the Instagram Of The Day

Madison Beer Shows Off her Dick Sucking Knees of the Day

Maya Hawke’s Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger’s Hard Body Doing Archery of the Day

2019

Aug

Danielle Harris Breast Feeding Exhibitionist of the Day

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The fact that this natural bodily function is considered activism is so fucking dumb, yes, you are a mom and your tits are full of milk to feed your baby…it’s how you are supposed to feed your baby, it’s not something you need to post on the internet unsolicited feeling empowered cuz it is gross…you are a mom who is mom aged keep that old used up tit to your damn self…

Not to mention, it shames those women who can’t breast feed. So mean spirited you bragging cunt…

It’s like if we all have bodily functions, but that doesn’t give us the right to post our boners, or DM or boners, or show how we cum, or show off our shit…it is frowned upon..but this, for some reason isn’t?

I’ve never seen a mom breastfeeding shamed for breast feeding. I think this whole thing has been made up by whores who want an excuse to pull out their tits without seeming slutty, well guess what we want that version of the tit…and we don’t want this….

She’s 42, no one cares who she is, and this is disgusting.

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2019

Aug

Maria Menounos No Armpit Hair So You Know She’s Old of the Day

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Maria Menounos is old, dated, out of touch and her Calvin Klein bra doesn’t fool me into thinking she’s a millennial….I know she’s too old for that…and you can tell by the fact that she’s got no fake armpit hair like Rat Cow the liar…or real armpit hair like trashcan Bella Thorne…so her trying to be hip, hot and cool at 40 isn’t reeally working for her, and she should really look to her Greek Ancestors to find the secret tzatziki sauce to success…..or she could just read this….cuz the secret tzatziki sauce for an old bitch to get noticed is ANAL…..turn to the asshole..it is the gateway to a soul no matter how old and dried up she is…there’s ample olive oil for that…

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2019

Aug

Shay Mitchell Doing Pregnancy Bikini Weirdness of the Day

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The last thing I want to see a pregnant bitch do is strip down to a bikini and crawl around on all fours…

I get that these women are trying to maintain a level of hype around themselves, knowing they are easily replaced and forgotteen if they don’t….and they know that all fours is what got them in this mess all along…and they know that all fours is the only way Matte Babel fucks here cuz otherwise he’s gotta face the next 18 years of his life head on….hoping it comes with child support / spousal support while he stays at home parents and she keeps earning for the family like a good little Indian…who started out rich to being with..

I just don’t really want to see the milk sacks ready to feed the baby while on all fours, let’s stick to thee ass and pussy area….keep that gunt out of sight….this isn’t a ready to drop fetish site….yet.

Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2019

Aug

Creep Takes Upskirt Photos and Other Videos of the Day

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Road Rage…

Dumb Fucking Car

I wonder if he has Sleep Apnea

Road Rage Idiot Falls Out of Moving Car

Drunk Australian Takes Out Scooter Driver in Bali

Robber’s Bad Luck….

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Everyone says they are dead on the inside – I was on instagram for 5 mins while taking a shit..make that 20 mins – I have anus hemorrhoid problems – and I saw people write dead inside at least 8 times – like none of those losers are actually dead on the inside so I don’t understand why they are fronting like they are. I guess it is cool to pretend to be unphased and damaged in a “who cares I’m dead” kind of way…but when it’s set to selfies of yourself in various states of undress it seems like you’re not really dead on the inside at all, it’s just an angle to make your slutty pics seem more meaningful….and I find that offensive to those who are actually dead on the inside and not some IG influencer in training using it as a hook. It is like black face only for people dead on the inside…

Here are some morning links…

The Reason Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift Broke Up…
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Police Want Trolls To Stop Making Fun of This Guy’s Hairline
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Mom Slides Down Stairs
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A Rod Got Robbed
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Sarah Silverman Fired for Blackface
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IMDB Panders to the Trannies….
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Marc Maron’s Comedy Central Roast of Chevy Chase in 2002
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Weirdness with Cenozoic Animals.
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CNN’s Chris Cuomo Tries to Start a Fist Fight – CNN Doesn’t Fire Him…
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Rihanna Grocery Shopping
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Owning a Love Hotel in Japan
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Liam Hemsworth on Splitting with Miley….
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Epstein was found Hanging
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This Will Get You Laid
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2019

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Seeing people get mad on the internet about things that could be a “trigger” is hilarious to me, because 10 years ago, which wasn’t that long ago, triggers weren’t even a thing and if they were a thing we didn’t give a fuck, because that was your problem that you had to deal with….people left their trauma to their damn self…

But now, we all need to deal with it, whether it is rape or sexual abuse victims, whether it is physical abuse, or any level of hate that a person who is clearly weak has endured, we have to either censor ourselves, or censor our content, or curve what we find interesting or compelling, to cater to them and the “current climate”….of the world….at least that’s what people expect us to do…

It’s like grow the fuck up, or get off the internet, no one fucking cares about your problems and we shouldn’t need to pander to you or listen to you…we don’t even know you…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Brat Fuck Olivia Jade Tells the Media to Fuck Off
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Biden Doesn’t Sniff Black People
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Hypnotist Approaching Bikini Teens on Beach Like a Pervert….
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WNBA Brwal Reminds Us WNBA sucks.
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Miley Has Been Miserable
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Youtuber Who Beats Her Dog – Gets to Keep Her Dog During Investigation
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Drunk Taylor Swift Partying
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Miley Hot Bikini Babe
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Nasty Pregnant Anne Hathaway
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Heidi Klum and Naomi Campbell were Friends with Epstein and Named in his Scandal
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Playboy to Feature first Asian Trans Playmate because Men need to jerk off to sexualized men dressed like womeen now….making Playboy a Fetish site….where are thee WOMAN at? Why do women like this? They are being replaced.
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Constance Jablonski Topless…
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Sienna Miller _ Nip Slip
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The Clinton DEAD POOL
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The Best Clinton MEMES regarding Epstein
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Drunk Idiot Gets Destroyed Jumping Through Glass
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Careless Pedestrian….
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Lady Gaga is Donating Schools
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Miley Cyrus Gets in on Brody Jenner’s IG post….cuz this is all Bullshit…
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The Reason Robots will Attack Us..
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Officer – Where is the Closest Bank
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1000 Musicians Playing “Killing in the Name Of”…When 0 people should have probably paticipated
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Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t Know her Marvel Co-Stars…
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Universal Pulls Movie About Trump Supporters Being Hunted Down
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Pizza Fail….
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Upset Woman Walking the Road….
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Lawyer Doesn’t Want You to Judge Double Homicide Suspect by his Tattoos..
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Dude Tries Fixing Girls’ Kitchen…Fails
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Rogue Tire Takes Out Car…
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GIRLS TO FUCK …
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SMOKE THAT FROZEN PIPE TO STAY COOOL….
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TOP RATED DEVICE To Smoke Extracts
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Poker Club To Win CASH!
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Nina Dobrev on Crutches Porn..
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Kaley Cuoco Titties in a White Tee
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Sarah Hyland and her fat friend at the Gym
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Hilary Swank Legs..
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Paris Berelc – Pumping gas in Shorts…
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Ariel Winter Leggings
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus for Vanity Fair
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Kylie Jenner Bikini…
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Dove Cameeron in Jeans…
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Emma Roberts Skinny in a Dress
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Lea Michele Ass in a Bikini
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Chopra Cleavage
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Miley Bikini Dyke…
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Kristen Stewart Ass in Leggings…
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Cameron Diaz Ass
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Vanessa Hudgens Cleeavage
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Kate Upton – Old Fat – Mom in Leggings
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From stepSMUT!!

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My Tumblr Porn of the Day cuz TUMBLR Is Perverted…Post no one clicks…
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Great Fucking Body
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The Most Talented Pussy Out there…
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Titty….
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The Single Most Horrible Asian Porno CLip
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Masturbating in the Plane Bathroom
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Sexy Tera Pussy…
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Not a Chew Toy…
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Woman Blowing Up the Target Toilet
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Barbara Colors On thee Beach
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Naked Cam Show
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How To Eat a Watermelon
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German Babe in Public
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Chubby Masturbates
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Just a Hot Girl Who Can Take a Big Dildo
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Casting Call Titty
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Short Shorts of the Day
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Big Sloppy Titties with a Pig Nose On
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Purple Hair – Jiggle Tits
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Stripping with a PUG
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Big Fuckign Dildo…
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Big Black Booty
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Wardrobe Malfunction….
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MASTURBATING GIRLS WANNA FUCK
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2019

Aug

Sydney Sweeney Ice Cream Parlor Erotica of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is the breakout star of Euphoria thanks to her monster tits not her fetal alcohol syndrome inbred looking face.

We’ve seen her in a lot of other things because some agent took a liking to her tits and has been getting her work. You know they chose her to be the one they grow and develop into a star….

But we really only got a taste of what Sydney Sweeney is all about when she let us know that the hormones in the food did wonderful things to her, like giving her monster tits, while the rest of her isn’t even fat…

So here she is sugar-loading…to remind you that sitting outside an ice cream shop can get you arrested cuz it is one of the most pornographic places people go on a warm summer night….despite it being marketed as wholesome and family…

My advice is for you to not go to a local ice cream store cuz your pervert public masturbation penis exposing self will get arrested cuz there will be girls like this one and they will have tits like this one…hormones in the food man..created a generation of girls like this..

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2019

Aug

Adriana Lima Hot Model of Christmas Past of the Day

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Adriana Lima is old, bloated and disgusting, but that’s just what happens with the aging process..

One of the most offensive things about Adriana Lima is that she kept working when she started to turn into the barrel that she’s become…and instead took the money, rode it out, never quit gracefully and instead decided to ride her VS contract into the ground….I guess plus sized was a thing, old age was the only people buying VS, so old age models just made sense…

Now she’s out here, with what is probably a fake ass, It has the roundess of a fake ass, and that’s more disappointing than just owning the aging process.

Bitches get old, we get that, why you gotta confuse us by continuing to model and by getting your face jacked off, creating a species of weirdness I don’t like…

Good fake ass pussy hole shot, I guess she’s proud that as a Brazilian she’s not with BALLS…and as a Brazilian…a Brazilian butt lift is her duty…cuz that ass is weirdly round like a Jenner and I don’t believe it is from fitness – at least not based on her GUNT….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2019

Aug

Salma Hayek Big Titties Dance of the Day

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Thanks to Salma Hayek’s awesome tits, and her legal immigration, not border tunnelling, she has been able to live the American Dream of being a well paid actor…..how funny that America’s dream is to be a vapid cunt in movies…but I guess that’s how the culture worked itself out…

So now, the connected celebrity and her Mexican tits that got her work, gets to flaunt her tits.

This could have otherwise ended with her working a Tortilla stand in Mexico for American sun burned tourists…or getting arrested when trying to tunnel into America…..or fly into America as a tourist only to never leave….working under fake Social Security….and eventually getting caught and deported….but instead she married a billionaire and gets to dance around with the monster tits….a happy ending…for some monster tits….and not monster cuz she’s Mexican…I’m half Mexican…Monster cuz they are big and I want them to terrorize, if not kill me through suffocation like I was Anthony Burdain only my bathrobe belt is these TITS…Billionaire tits.

Posted in:Salma Hayek|SFW

2019

Aug

Anja Rubik Naked Plastics in the Oceans Activist of the Day

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Plastics in the ocean is a trendy cause on the internet, which I am not against, even though I typically hate trendy things because I love the ocean and I think killing the ocean life for our consumption is pretty fucking gross….

Save the fucking Dolphins / Whales / Turtles and Sharks..but I also know that humans are fucking gross, they are greedy slobs and their disgusting trying to get rich tactics have shaped a really shitty fucking society for all the live in…

From mass producing shit we don’t need, to poisoning our food, our water, forcing us to work shitty jobs to buy shit we don’t need, ending up more miserable in debt, but we have that shiney shit to remind us that it wasn’t what we needed to be fulfilled, and that working every day for it is not fucking worth it..

Imagine a life of the early settlers, working the land, trading what you grow for what others grow, no need for money or currency or anything, and no real waste cuz we have nothing to waste…spending our days at home all day like me, instead of going to an offic and dying prematurely thanks to stress from nonsense problems that don’t fucking matter, especially when you’re just a paid employee..instead of dealing with stresses that do matter like living the best life..

Point being, individuals doing waste free now cuz it is trendy, or people drawing attntion to plastic on the beaches are too little too late, the damage is done, and unless big business stops destroying the world you plastic straw ban isn’t gonna do shit….

BUT if you get naked like Anja Rubik….to promote a clean world…it’s a nice way to bring awareness to what we already know. We are pigs….and government and big business doesn’t care about us or our world…or society…they care about lining their pockets…which brings up the one thing we need to unite on and that is that TAXATION is theft, these people man…they are fucking all of us everyday…

Here are the pics from instagram with found plastics…to remind you that activism is best when nudity is involved…

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