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2019

25

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Hard Nipples of the Day

I have this theory that I just made up a few days ago – involving Vanessa Hudgens and her pregnancy to the guy that they just cast to play Elvis in an already hyped story…because everyone fucking loves Elvis….and that theory is that Vanessa Hudgens is pregnant.

I am not TMZ, I don’t have the person working the lab at the hopsital or even the GYNO leaking the story…I am just a pervert and can sense when a bitch is knocked up…knowing their age, their overall bloated cunt region and that they have this small window of being able to cum in them without knocking them up since they are already knocked up…Science.

I call it African Tribal VooDoo Shit….

Now she’s out there with her hard nipple, as her tits start producing milk, and we’re all staring like perverts without remeembering that tits are nature’s buffet for babies and there’s nothing sexual in that…it’s survival of our species man…so stop cumming to / on tits….

She is best known for being early to the leaked nude selfie, showcasing her bush to the world while still working on Disney Musicals…and for that…I am a forever fan.

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Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2019

25

Jul

Bella Thorne is Topless of the Day

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Long gone are the days of boring, stuffy, book tours…where old crotchety authors who are educated, experienced, and have a passion or pride for the written word come out to share a chapter of their book with their literary fans…you know when people cared about substance, intellect and story….

It has been replaced with basically smeared ejaculate hardening on the pages of a magazine quality literature…where best selling books are just a product of digital marketing from people who are famous, who are high school drop outs, who have very little to say, who aren’t thought provoking, who are fake news clickbait Disney pop shit…..

Literature isn’t dead, it’s just been repurposed into being something of very low quality to sell books to idiots.

Bella Thorne, the illiterate, on the NY Times best seller list…doing it…promoting her book…the right way…this way…the everything is gutter porn way.

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2019

25

Jul

Ashley Benson TIts Out For Fashion of the Day

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If you’re looking for chubby girls who made it in America by being on an insanely popular TV show…where she amassed a huge audience and following on Social Media, which at the time I am sure they didn’t think would translate to be the single most important part of their business…who has transitioned to lesbianism because her lesbian fiance Cara Delevingne pressured her into it, showing some tit….YOU’VE COMEE TO THE RIGHT PLACE. Even though it is definitely the wrong place.

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Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2019

25

Jul

Robbing Baker Goes Wrong and Other Videos of the Day

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Idiot Biker

Gas Station Clerk Shoots Chip Thief

Dog in Florida Won’t Let Go of New Adopters…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

25

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I guess I should do the morning hangover dump….

Even though I feel like no one sees this…

Much like the fecal art love notes I used to leave to girls I had one night stands with.

I never heard from them again.

So I assume it was all a figment of my imagination….the fecal art…and the one night stand…

Like the morning dump….all a simulation…

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Big Tits on the Beach Making Sand Castles
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Fat Ass Lady Thinks Tazer is a Vibrator
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Trevor Noah on the ASAP Rocky + TRump THing
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Lou Pearlman – The Man Who Fucked the Boy Bands – Biopic in the Works
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Nicole Murphy Is Sorry for Kissing Married Director…
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Jamie Foxx Doing a Bang On Chappelle Impression
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Dr Dre Selling Enormous LA Mansion
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ASAP Rocky Finally Got Charged..
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Jacked Youtuber on Area 51
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2019

25

Jul

Guess the Celeb in the Masturbation Video of the Day

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This video has been doing the rounds….it is rumored to be a celebrity.

Guess the CELEB.

I don’t believe it…but any excuse to show some girl spreading her asshole like it is news works for me.

I have spent the last 15 years doing the site…with the belief I am not a porn site.

I guess when insertion videos happen and I post them – it’s hard to say I am not a porn site.

But everyday girls produce this shit on the regular and if it is a celebrity in it – then doesn’t that make it a reflection of society rather than porn….maybe the line between porn and mainstream is blurred since porn is mainstream and everyone is an exhibitionist pervert competing with each other to be jerked off to.

Who knows…it’s like the old teach a man to fish he will never go hungry storyline, only it’s a give a girl a camera and she’ll be filming herself masturbating within the week….

Posted in:NSFW|Videos

2019

24

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I heard dudes in the park playing some beer league softball talking about the porn they want….they were going on and on about CUM Dumpster Whores…which I assume is part of the reason they are in a beer league…girls don’t like them so they have to hang with each other…

One dude was going on about how he calls his girl while she is on her period his little Ketchup Packet….weird…then some other guy said they tell their girl as they cum on her that they are “glazing your face like a Christmas ham”….which was weird to me because I eat a Turkey on Christmas…it is the Canadian way…but also…why the vulgar conversation when we can tell you don’ get laid….

Then some other dude chimed in and said he prefers saying “I want to ice you like a carrot cake” with the a “I didn’t go to baking school for no reason…” then he threw in that he didn’t even go to baking school….

Reminding me that everyone is a fucking comedian…and a pervert….so there is no point in having a website except for the links…here are the links…

As I say “I’m dusting you like a crop duster cum my cum is old, tired dehydrated and comes out in a cloud of dust like when you take out your mom’s carpet and beat it every spring”…cuz I too can hang out with loser perverts and talk cum shots cuz I come from a place where it wasn’t everyday conversation and the norm…people kept cum shot chat to themselves…and I was one of the few doing it and offending people whilst doing it…and now we all sort of morph into the same embarrassing loser…in this together…when we should all just keep our damn mouths shut…

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Exercise Bike Designed To Tickle a Pussy
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Criminal Tries to Rob an Undercover
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Liz Hurley Slutty Pics
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Margot Robbie at Some Event – Looking Average as Fuck…
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Inside a Super Yacht
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Girl walks out of store gets run over by motorized wheelchair
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Cornhole Gone Queer
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Shooting a Vidoe with a 100 Year Old Lens
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Elsa Hosk Nip
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The Biopic No One Asked For
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Instagram Slut of the Day
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Man sets booby trap Trump signs falls for it
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Katharine McPhee Hard Nips
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Dude Walks Across WALES in a Straight Line
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Run Off the Road
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Bungee Fail
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Ivanka Trump’s Silly Typo
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Zoey 101 is Making a Comeback
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Rihanna’s Mini Doppleganger
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Body of man missing for 10 years found behind fridge at supermarket where he worked
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Bee Separates Bee from Stinger
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Pretty Queer Star Trek Scene…
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Bella Hadid – Slutty in NYC
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Breeda Wool – Whoever THat is Tits Out – Kinda
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Rat Cow Bikini…
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Sylvie Meis Bikini Tits
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Bella Thorne Slutty Tits
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Lorena Rae Bikini Slut
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Zoey Deutch in a Dress
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Kaley Cuoco – OLD.
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January Jones – Old
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Nude and Topless Celebs
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Amateur Slut….
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Slutty Ass Just Killed Someone
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LACE WEARING MILF RUBS PUSSY
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Monster Tits Bro…
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Slutty Shoppers
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7 Public Acts that Make you a Whore….
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Titty at the Gas Station.
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Bikini Girls
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Bolt On Tits
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Slutty Breakdance
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18 Year Old with Purple Hair Doing Porn – Great Life Choices
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Rachel Fit Booty
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Big Titty Flash
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Hot Beach Babe Tits
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These Implants Pay for Themselves
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Hot Random Amateur
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DEEP FIST
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Anorexic Fetish – I love skinny girls.
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Speedy Orgasm
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Posted This Yesterday – FAT HIPSTER SUCKING HER OWN TIT…
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Flexible Girls
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Self Shot Cuties..
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3 Sluts
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Nice Body on Skinny Naked Chick
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2019

24

Jul

Bella Thorne Hard Nipples of the Day

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Bella Thorne the most important greasy, gross looking, possibly smelly troll on the internet is out here promoting her book as hard as she can to her fans. She’s using credible people who gave her some co-sign to help elevate her book and if all goes to plan she will be a number 1 NY Times Bestseller – because everything is about internet marketing now, if you can drive the clicks and conversions, you win….and nothing is about substance, integrity or quality…it’s like this book is likely the equivalent of her soaked through maxi-pad in terms of content….but people think it is great, not real people, idiots, her fans, thanks to the overall retardness of the population as a whole.

But her nipples are hard….her nipple rings pronounced…it’s a better angle than looking at her face…because hard nips are something I’ve liked since I was young and noticed some big nipples in high school gym class….never been the same since…

So this idiot is just a vessel for that…everything else about her is just some serious bull shit…

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2019

24

Jul

Carla Gugino Nudity of the Day

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CARLA GUGINO is naked again in that show JETT

I say that I don’t know who any of these people are on the regular – because for the most part – I don’t know who any of these people are – but sometimes I am just trolling – by pretending I don’t know who a fame whore bitch is even if I know who that fame whore bitch is….because trolling is my one biggest passion in life, I just don’t bother doing it anymore – too much effort….

So this Carla Gugino…I genuinely don’t remember, she seems old and trying to make a comeback through nudity despite being old….and I am ok with that….cuz nudity may not be great when aged but it is still nudity.

It’s like when you are an alcoholic and willing to drink rubbing alcohol to fill that void in your alcoholic soul…but with tits.