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2019

25

Jun

Kaley Cuoco Butthole Wax of the Day

Apparently this is Kaley Cuoco getting her asshole waxed, because now that she’s unemployed and sitting on piles of money from here stupid fucking show people really seemed to like, except people like me, who hated that nerd shit and saw zero humor in it….but it paid her very fucking well, something like over 100 million dollars in the last 3 years to be the accessible hot chick….so with that money she can focus on her passions…having a smooooth fucking asshole…for whoever it is she lets fuck it, lick it, see it, these rich people are all weirdo perverts and so am I.

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2019

25

Jun

Halsey Rolling Stone Tits of the Day

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Halsey is in Rolling Stone magazine which only surprises me because it means Rolling Stone magazine is still around, surviving the move to digital, while every other inflated publisher from the print world drowns….

I guess people like Rolling Stone, or maybe they are drowning and this bitch is just it it, with her new fake tits, cuz she’s do a photoshoot anywhere she can be to get some level of attention…it is all part of the popstar troll….in this era where you can only really matter if you troll proper…and in Halsey’s case, trolling comes easy to her, cuz she looks like a troll…a troll with titties but still a troll..

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2019

25

Jun

Kerry Katona and her Trash Tits on the Beach of the Day

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Kerry Katona was in a UK pop band called Atomic Kitten back in the 90s…which makes her 100 fucking years old…

Like all women – their window of opportunity…ended by 30 back in the 90s and now they are just hanging onto their 1997 fame….throwing out reunion tours…not that we’d even know if Atomic Kitten was having a reunion tour….or as I like to call it….the “we’re old, fat, tired and need money, years”……but being old, fat and tired, didn’t stop member Kerry Katona from flashing what seems to be the old lady tits at the Mykonos beach for the paparazzi because she’s at that age of confident despite looking worse than ever…

Hot scars, battle wounds, hot middle aged body, hot tits…reminds me of every menopausal at the trailer park pool…someone get her some baked goods.

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2019

25

Jun

Miley Cyrus Tampon String of the Day

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In very important modern day feminism news…our leader of the sexually free, nudity on the interne movement…Miley Cyrus…starving for attention after realizing trying to rebrand herself as not being an exhibitionist weirdo…doesn’t work for her…so she’s gotta bring back the shock value like all these other modern day feminists of the internet who think they are activists when really they are just exhibitionist perverts…

So this is her celebrating femininity and not being pregnant and toxic shock syndrome from tampon use…with a little menstrual art…something people of Instagram like to show off…because it is a natural and beautiful phenomenon that ruins sheets and often times leads to a week of blowjobs if you’re with the right kind of woman…

So what better way to honor your fertility than to show people your tampon string like some kind of half retard in the changing room at the public pool…

But hotter. Cuz some periods are better celebrated than others!!

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2019

25

Jun

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Nothing says modern day woman fighting for the rights of women than a no bra in a wife beater hard nipple like it was 1997 Warped Tour…

Lily Rose Depp – the daughter of Johnny is rich as hell and rockin a trust fund solid so it gives her time to be this hard hitting activist and by hard hitting I mean hard nippled.

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2019

25

Jun

Naked Cyclists.. and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Man VS TSA

Ladder Professional of the Day

Giant Squid

Insane Storm Decimates Intersection

Man in Chokehold after Trying to Steal

Woman Shoots into Neighbors Home Throws Firebomb….

Seagull Dive Bombs Selfie

Free Beer After Accident

TIK TOK STUNT KILLS SOMEONE…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

25

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Last night I was walking through alleys, as I do…and I looked into one backyard where I experienced a tiny miracle…

I witnessed a woman, in a kiddie pool….having a water birth….

Her huffing and puffing and screaming in her lovely urban garden…

Her family and midwife with her guiding her through the ordeal…

I just sat there in awe, unable to believe I was witnessing such a miracle…

The miracle wasn’t that she was shitting out a baby…you know bringing new life into the world…the whole pregnancy thing terrifies me and disgusts me….in their parasitic mooching off a mom before ruining her fucking life…

The miracle was that she was topless…a millennial living her best holistic instagram granola life…with her massive fucking tits flopping all over the motherfucking place…

Here are some stepLINKS….in the Morning…

Brawl with TSA Agent
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Woman Drives Jeep off Tow Truck….
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Have You Ever Been This High
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Cuba Gooding Jr wants his Case Dismissed Because His Accuser Posts About her Mental Health Issues…
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Mysterious Towers in NYC
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Mom Reflexes!
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Birthday Cake Backfire
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Bikini Babe – Checking Herself Out in the Window
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Friends OVER
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7 Pawn Star Items that Were Totally Fake
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HOA Board Meeting Fail
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Queen and Slim – the Black Bonnie and Clyde
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Runaway Bike
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SEX WORK IS NOT REAL WORK! BUT YOU CAN JERK OFF TO IT.
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2019

24

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Everyone wants to be a whore which is great news, because we love whores…they give us that benchmark of how wee want girls to act….and that is why the proud and confident whores get followed by all the other whores with less confidence to be full fledge whores…or all the girls….who aren’t quite whores but want to be whores even though they are educated since being a wore is more appealing than working….so when they shit talk the whores they are really just envious of other whores….you know for having the confidence to whore the way they want to whore…so they now call it empowerment, which is great…get everyone where they need to be in terms of whoring….so that the whores never cease…and continue on forever….the way we need them to be….

Woman Tries Driving Jeep Off Tow Truck..
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Bikini Slut Checking Herself Out in a Tinted Window
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Kim K in a Bikini
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Madison Beer Nipple….
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The man Who Threatens to Kill Old Lady..
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The Comedy Tour of the Summer
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Fish Defending Lady…
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The Life of the Facebook Modeerator….
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The Worst Musical Reunion Ever
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Claudia Romani and her Friend Doing Garbage Yoga Bullshit
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Dog the Bounty Hunter’s Wife in a Coma…
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Bike Race Ends Before it Starts..
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Latest Trump Accuser Seems Nutty..
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Kevin Bacon Butt…
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Some “Classic” nude Playboy chick
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Jeff Goldblum and his Wife in Matching Shirts
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Mason Reese is a Fucking Legend
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Kendra Wilkinson Night Out…
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Comedian VS Underage Girl in Front Row..
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Cam Newton Offers Plane Passenger 1500 for Leg Room
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BEST FROZEN PIPE FOR YOU TO SMOKE THAT PIPE
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Poker Club To Win CASH!
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Lindsay Vonn in NYC
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Brooke Burke – Bikini
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Hot UK Reality Star in a Bikini
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Amanda Seyfried in High Waisted Pants
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Sydney Sweeney Likes her New Titty Fame
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Peyton Roi List – Legs
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Courtney Cox in a Bikini
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Camila Mendes in a Short Tight Skirt
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Julianne Hough in a Weird Sheer Mormon Outfit
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Bella Thorne Survives her Fake Titty Hack with Shitty Bikini Pics…
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Alison Brie Titties Out…
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Alba Tits Out
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Sophie Turner in a Romper
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Slutty BET Award Guest
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Lucy Hale in Leggings
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Are You Addicted to Pussy? LOOKING AT PUSSY? Here’s the Pussy.
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A bunch of Booty
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Sex Moves You Didn’t Know Exist…
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Her name is Panama and She’s Got a Big Booty
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Hot Slutty Amateur
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Awes0me Fucking Titty Reveal
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YOU DESERVE IT….
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Naked Girls in the Waterfall
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Karissa Shannon Masturbating..
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Only in America
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Ass And Titties Hot Fucking FLash…
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Bee Sting Pussy
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Looking Downblouse
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Anal at 65 MPH
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Cam Whore Fail
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Puffy Nips
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CRACKHEADS!
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Some Slut Named Kendra Spade…
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Dildo Swing
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Asshole VS Dildo…
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Lots of Pussy….
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2019

24

Jun

Lindsay Lohan’s Titties Out in a Bikini of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is the only thing that matters…and despite being old, and looking even older thanks to all the hard living or what I would call good living, and face injections but I still think she’s perfect enough…because she’s LOHAN…

I like that she’s taking the high road….keeping things classy like a celebrity….in a one piece like a woman her age should be….when she could easy take the slutty influencer approach, but probably realizes that all these slutty influencers are just slutty influencers in efforts to be the next LOHAN….

I mean she is a LIVING legend…and I am waiting for her comeback, that Oscar win…it is coming…I believe in it….because this era of all these nobody’s being famous, I like myself some actual famous people….like this goddess!

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2019

24

Jun

Sophie Turner in a Romper of the Day

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Sophie Turner is in a ROMPER because girls seem to like wearing clothing that touches their clits, assholes, egg holes, pee holes, titties all at the same time…those perverts – all WHILE showing off pussy definition thanks to that outfit being jacked up her pussy….for you perverts….all while making silly faces…more content for her pervert Game of Throne fans…who we know are weirdos at their core…because they like things with dragons in it…

You know the challenge girls face, the struggle they endure, all for style…and to fit into something designed with a shorter TORSOS…all while allowing them to show off their cunt in a casual and non-obvious way…..magical…real magical like the dragons and wizards who put her on the map and let the Jonas Brothers enter her womb…the very same womb….she’s trying to show you the gateway to…

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