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2019

24

Jun

Padma Lakshmi Cowboy Tits of the Day

Padma Lakshmi likes to teach people her recipes for success which is pretty much….find a billionaire with cancer, seduce him, make him think he knocked you up, when really you’re knocked up by another billionaire, because she clearly only likes billionaire dick, it’s a status thing and a lifestyle thing…only to have the original billionaire die off thinking the kid is his, so he leaves it his fortune….and so the real dad, after the paternity test gives the kid his fortune also…DOUBLE DIPPING WITH THAT PUSSY HOLE…

Are these tits really worth the many billionaires that like her, I mean I guess like any whore she’s in the scene…and passed around that billion dollar scene…just an INDIAN who figured out how to become a slut dog millionaire a few times over.

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2019

24

Jun

Romee Strijd Slutty of the Day

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Romee Strijd may have a stupid name…but she’s hot.

She may be one of the many models Leo DiCaprio pretended to fuck because he’s a homo but he’s a homo so she’s not all that tainted with his Hollywood germs, but as a model, we can assume that she’s tainted in and of herself because these models get themselves pretty dirty…it is all part of their career and lifestyle choices which help them live that good life…it’s a minor trade off for someone from whatever country the name “Strijd” comes from….to live that American dream far better than most Americans do….with that whole LEGAL immigration hustle…

You see…America isn’t racist with their immigration laws, look at how all these immigrant models live…

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2019

24

Jun

Kate Beckinsale Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is out here doing overhead squats at the gym, over a toilet, you know to know she’s getting deep enough, while being able to laugh at it with her social media fans, in some gym humor I guess you need to spend time at the gym to really understand…

If you know people who crossfit, you’ll know they all have their own weirdo cross fit jokes, like some kind of secret society that isn’t so secret because they all fucking talk about their cross fit all the time…

There is a theory that Kate Beckinsale doesn’t actually exist, that she is just CGI, you know a computer generated animation…because how else does a 45 or 50 year old woman still look as good as she did when she was just a young single mom rich kid, getting that fat child support check to help create and raise her slut daughter – who had titty pics leaked last week…but who’s lawyer came at me for posting…

But then again, maybe Kate Beckinsale is this fit, because she works at it all day, since she’s rich and has nothing else to do with herself..

WHO knows….here’s her gym pic.

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2019

24

Jun

Chanel West Coast Slutty of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is such a low level celebrity…a fake rapper from the suburbs who culturally appropriated a black accent, or what she thinks is a black accent, because she’s just that fucking garbage….and disconnected from the hip hop scene…she’s an Orange County rendition of the hip hop scene…which in and of itself is racist white people profiting off the backs of the black people…

She was an MTV girl from an MTV show you probably don’t even remember…and she had such a minor role in that shit that no one actually cared about her on it…but that she probably cared about being on – since it is all she’s ever really accomplished..

She is now a shameless instagrammer which I guess is what all these idiots become….popping that face injected, fake ass, garbage half nakedness for you pervs…

These people are all so repetitive! They need to try to figure out some original concepts cuz all this is so repetitive…

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2019

24

Jun

Willow Shields Bikini of the Day

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So Willow Shields is some 19 year old girl from Hunger Games, which came out a long fucking time ago, we are talking early Jennifer Lawrence Fame, and that bitch is in her 40s now, so if you remember her from that – you’re a fucking sicko.

She is in a bikini on social media – as young girls of her generation like to do…it’s actually the only consistent hobby all the young people seem to have….and posting slutty pics is the only thing they like to do…because of all the positive feedback they get from it.

This one of her on a swing somewhere that accentuates her vagina in her bikini bottoms and that’s all you really need to know about Willow Shields…because that’s all we really need to know about all young women trying to get ahead in life…

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2019

24

Jun

Jemima Kirke Naked of the Day

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Jemima Kirke is one of those new generation actors, who got an acting career based on how normal she looks, and not because of how hot she is…which is how actors became actors in the past…it was a beauty pageant when no on wanted to watch ugly bitches on screen…because we had to deal with ugly women, non-movie star women in our real lives, and needed something to aspire to or fantasize about.

What I am trying to say is that she is not hot, but she is naked, in these pictures and in her acting…a little too realistic for my liking…

I guess part of her nude selfies is showing that she doesn’t shave her armpits….like the woman I unfortunately ate next a few winters ago, who was in a tank top in the winter, eating her chinese food with her hand over her head so you really knew she was letting everyone know here protest and political stance….

So she doesn’t shave her armpits because it is an evil construct of the patriarchy – that makes women feel insecure about body hair…forcing them in some subliminal way….to shave their body hair…when no man that I’ve known has ever told a woman to shave her armpits, I think that’s something their mom teaches them, because when a dad hops into the shower with his girl to show her the way to groom…he gets arrested…

NOT TO MENTION…here hairy armpit protest, when contrasted against her bush, makes you think she’s full of shit, because that bush is very maintained….I love bush and have a bush fetish…and I have seen gnarly bush…while this bush seeems maintained….you know just like a girl who gets a pussy wax…only with more fucking effort…because waxing a pussy takes no time….trimming a bush takes effort…

POINT beeing…nudes are fun..

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2019

24

Jun

Bar Refaeli Bikini of the Day

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Who cares about the Israel and Palestine conflict, or any real Israel controversy, when all the Israeli news you need to read about involves Bar Refaeli in a bikini…on instagram…reminding you that she’s a mom in her 30s, but that she was once a bikini and underwear model for Victoria’s Secret….

So take it in, as the retired model, who was once dating Leo DiCaprio, so you know she actually existed, before heading back home and saying “fuck this shit, I’m rich enough and my husband I decided to breed with is exceptionally richer thanks to my being a model and all model husbands normally are”…

She is still out here giving us some of her tit….for old times, cuz all these women as they age need that boost depending on where they are in their cycle…those periods control everything…

The one thing we all need to respect is that unlike the Brazilian models who are still slaving the fuck away for Victoria’s Secret, well into their 40s, this one’s retired and living it up…far less shameless or needy…she probably invested her money better – so that she can get that passive income…makes sense..

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2019

24

Jun

Mathilde Tantot’s Titty Pic of the Day

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Slut sisters…from France, or really from Instagram, because the beauty of instagram is that no matter where the slut is in the world, you’ve got access to her slutty pics….GLOBALIZATION WITH THE TITTIES…

Anyway, the TANTOT’s are a couple of sisters who have figured out that they are hot enough to get noticed on the internet with their half nakedness, and what must be fake asses, in bikini pics in tropical placees doing that whole thing…which is a thing, a trend, so many girls do it…

Well, her nipple pics happened, you know the full fledged titty shot…despite here being from France and thus titties are just bikini tops….But it’s a big deal to the American Audience into their weird face-tuned smut…

French girls, such sluts with their joy of life and anal on the first date…that doesn’t need to be a date…it just neeeds to be an introduction…you know because the French Handshake is BUTT SEX.

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2019

24

Jun

Instagram Nipple of the Day

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I think this photographer has found a loop hole to get here nipple pics up!

It’s a do my nipples offeend you?

In a “Mark Zuckerberg may give us a platform to make all the connections we need, whore out how we need, the LINKED in of sluts looking for attention and fame and fortune”……”but he can’t say no nudity, even if he wants to keep it clean for advertising dollars and to prevent becoming a porn site, cuz porn always wins on the internet”…..you know a protest, the kind of protest the world really needs right now….like an activist, warrior, revolutionary….using her cellphone for CHANGE…the change we need….posting nipples on facebook….because you can’t just post your nipples everywhere else on the internet…or even start your own site about nippples….you need to do it on SOCIAL MEDIA….where the eyeballs are…

Idiots…just don’t get it…

BUT the caption to these pics were:

“The only nipples that’s allowed in the Instagram is breastfeeding… so please don’t annoy me!!!”

A hero….I guess.