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2019

04

Jun

Kendall Jenner Asshole Flash of the Day

Is Kendall Jenner’s asshole flash on the jet ski, that is barely an asshole flash, since I can’t see her asshole…even if she wants us to see her asshole, she’s been trained in media manipulation, and understands that Kim showed her asshole for the cause and because of that no one else in the family has to. She sacrificed her dignity, by letting the world see her bleached, waxed asshole…so that her sister didn’t have to show theres….but a little cocktease or peek into the asshole never hurt to generate some hype…because these people need hype to survive and need hype to continue whoring their products…..it’s their lifeline even though they are sitting on a pile of fucking money…

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2019

04

Jun

Isabeli Fontana Swimsuit for Hello Mag of the Day

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I guess surfing a thing for old as fuck models to do….cuz Gisele just came out with her own series of surf glamour fashion pics for VOGUE…I’d like it, but I am lazy…

Now Isabeli Fontana, who must be 55 by now is doing it for Hello Mag…because I guess the SURF Board is the beach accessory of the year…and you don’t need to be a pro surfer to bite it as nothing is core or sacred….it’s the internet era of fair fucking game…and we don’t care…the more women in bathing suits smearing their pussy on a fiber glass board….the better…any excuse to be a half naked slut works for me…

Isabeli Fontana is a Brazilian model who started modeling at 13….and who was in Victoria’s Secret at 16, because Victoria’s Secret are sex offender, child pornographers, bringing minors to homes across America that men masturbate to, without making the girls prove they are 18, in what I call a flaw in the fucking system, you know hypocorisy where billion dollar companies are above the fucking law when they should be locked up like he perverts they are….

That said….we still perverting on her…

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Posted in:Isabeli Fontana|SFW

2019

04

Jun

Tits at the CFDA Fashion Awards of the Day

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I don’t know if the CFDA is some Fashion AIDS event that all these people attend like AIDS is still a death sentence, or like they care about AIDS, when really they just care about being seen at luxurious events….I guess I could just google it…

As it turns out, CFDA is for emerging designers, which means it is a celebration for a bunch of self involved assholes, who can afford designer clothes, but instead get them for free….and make all their idiots fan pay for them…even though their idiot fans work as girls who get naked on instagram trying to recruit rich boyfriends….and can’t afford the nonsense….fashion industry scam…

Which I guess is still and AIDS event cuz all these people look like they have dirty unprotected sex like the heathens they are…not that AIDS is a death sentence….

Garbage people doing garbage things. Tits out.

Taylor Hill

SHAILENE WOODLEY

MARTHA HUNT

LILI REINHART

KAT GRAHAM – NOT ASHLEY GRAHAM

KAROLINA KURKOVA WITH THE DEEP PUSSY PRINT BODY SUIT

JENNIFER LOPEZ

HEIDI KLUM

GIGI HADID

EM RAT COW

BARBARA PALVIN PLUS SIZE TITS

DEVON WINDSOR SNEAKING HER WAY IN

RAT FACE BELLA HADID LOOKIN FOR THE CHEESE

THE BEST FOR LAST – ELSA HOSK NIPPLES

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Posted in:Feature|SFW

2019

04

Jun

Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson Dyke it Down of the Day

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These Idiots back at it with the lesbian content.

Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson two people who had a lot of hype, one when she was on a hit show Pretty Little Thing and the other when she was a top model, despite being short and not hot, but in the scene and used as a model, since modeling is a fucking joke, and the fashion industry and those who book models make that fucking clear to us every fucking day…

So it is only natural that two attention seekers, who loved the hype around them…so now that they fuck each other like perverts – they devote their time to getting in the press for being dykes and they probably aren’t even dykes – they just like the storyline the media runs with and feeding it because it means they are talked about….

These people…all assholes who believe their own hype…

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Posted in:Ashley Benson|Cara Delevingne|SFW

2019

04

Jun

Slutty Bella Hadid Bikini of the Day

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Bella Hadid who may be a man, or just a trans face, a rich kid with a budget to make herself look better than she looked naturally, which is pretty shit, since this is an instagram generation of everyone in the spotlight, even no names, and those who don’t deserve it, but have a name cuz they were lucky enough to have a sister who was friends with the Kardashians and a dad who fucked models, like the sugar daddy he is, and wanted to invest in his daughter to be in that scene, ideally the top of the scene, to help im fuck models….cuz they are rich people and their egos fuel them….and they know anything can be bought….

I do know people who find her and her muppet face hot, which always confuses me.

Here she is at the CFDA Fashion Awards looking for the cheese table..

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2019

04

Jun

Sophie Turner See Through of the Day

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Oh God…

Thank god for the see through dress with nipples cuz Sophie Turner’s got an ass face.

That’s all I have to say about that.

You see I don’t watch Game of Thrones with Wizards and Dragons so I have nothing more on this, no emotional connection, just straight up looking at her face for what it is….a Jonas Brother cum dumpster.

I don’t use the word cum dumpster enough….

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Here’s her sister in law – Priyanka Chopra – showing upper thigh…

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Posted in:SFW|Sophie Turner

2019

04

Jun

Top 10 Bikini Sluts of the Day

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The main thing I’ve learned from instagram is that it is too fucking easy for sluts to get noticed, they just get half naked…

The other thing I’ve learned from instagram is that girls have really silly looking bodies, whether it is a facetune / photoshop app filter where they make the ass bigger and clown-like, the waist skinnier, the tits bigger…or it is plastic surgery or medical spa injections…it’s out there…like it’s own brand of what is hot….every day girls…looking like some weirdo fucking fetish model…

Pretty confusing times, but here’s a bunch of no names, without their names, to show you that it’s not just celebs and INFLUENCERs trying to famous or INFLUENCERS..it’s every bitch with a set of tits and an ass she wants seen…which happens to be ALL chicks.

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Posted in:Feature|SFW|Top 10

2019

04

Jun

Girl Drinks Out of an Ashtray and Other Videos of the Day

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Little Ceasar’s Employee Shot in Chest During Robbery – That Minimum Wage Ain’t Worth It..

Dudes on a Scooter

Trump Panhandler

Miley Gets Grabbed and Kissed by Fan

Cop Saves Couple from Rattle Snake

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

04

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Do you ever wonder what your alternate universe life would be like if you had a 12 inch penis…

Would you be in jail for rape, or indecent exposure….

Would you have the confidence to live out your dreams?

You know, dominate that college interview, get that scholarship, end up a dot com billionaire thanks to your confidence and way you work the room.

Or would you be dead of AIDS…from fucking all the street trash you could…or would you have all the hot models on your yacht cuz a big dick can change the course of your existence…

I know my high school girlfriend told me my dick was a shrivelled worm, so for the rest of my adult life, I could have just been humilated by it, but luckily I didn’t give a fuck about much and to this day still pull it out…because small dick confidence can be as powerful as big dick confidence….but only if you figure it out.

I guess what I am saying is that I am stating a small penis empowerment movement, like the women with their fatness and nipples….and every fucking ailment empowerment…let the small dick energy be as strong as the big dick energy….

Such a fucking mystery….and while you figure it out…here are some stepLINKS…

The Weirdest Trump Protest
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Pregnant Celeb You Don’t Care About
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The Anti Trump Protest Signs of the UK People Protesting Trump are Pretty Funny
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Pineapple Salesman Has Crazy Skill…
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Wanna Be Soldier Gets Busted
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Midget Fail.
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Keanu Reeves and Angelina Together in a Movie
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This Guy Jumping on Barbwire is Mental
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Helping a Chicken Hatch…
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Mom Gets Mad at Twerking Daughter
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Rachel McCord Sexy on a Boat
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Halsey Looks Like a Joke Before She was Famous
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K9 Saves Cop.
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Fireworks Balloon Explodes on Crowd – They Keep Filming
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Egg Bong Stupidity
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In Case you Missed it – Girl Pisses in a Coffee Then Drinks It to Prove a Point
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In Case You Mixed it – Tori Spelling in a Bikini
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Sex Workers are Fun to Watch Working…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2019

04

Jun

Lottie Moss for Some Event Looking Classy of the Day

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Who knew – Kate Moss’ sister was such a pornstar looking bitch….

And in an era where there are NO MORE pornstars….what’s that all about…

Oh Right, Social Media…and the migration of women everywhere to be a variation of a Kardashian…with their muppet faces, fake asses and tits splayed out all over the place.

Why bother trying to be a respected and legitimate human…when you can just ride your half sister’s name and matter…it’s the new generation of DIY, or ride your name, doesn’t matter, if you have enough followers…you get paid….much more that the street walker she looks like.

Good news that HUMANITY may end in 2050 according to the media…

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Posted in:Lottie Moss|SFW