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2024

04

Mar

Chloë Tatiana is the Instagram Of The Day

I don’t know who Chloe is, but she has a pretty rockin instagram feed that takes place in all these wonderful places in the world, like Hawaii, Tahiti and Bali….featuring her round ass in a thong and other exciting things you’d want from a instagram model doing that whole Alexis Ren life…

She apparently has an instagram boyfriend named Eimeo Czermak, who I thought was a Russian billionaire who makes semi erotic porn with his semi pornographic girlfriend, but as it turns out he’s a pro surfer who went viral about 5 weeks ago for a 55,000 dollar hospital bill after getting rattled in Hawaii…fearing being exiled and never allowed back into the country if he didn’t pay.

Fascinating, I wonder if she’s nursing him back to health with her tits, you know like a good wet beach nurse would….

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

04

Mar

Omi is the Instagram Of The Day

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Oh Mi Goodness….

What is going on here…

The internet has delivered some kind of fetish content, not sure what said fetish is, but there’s something in Oh Mi….and it’s probably a calorie surplus…

I don’t know if that’s fat shaming or fat celebrating…I don’t tend to celebrate fat and according to an expert scientist I met, only 10% of men are attracted to plus sized women and only because they are insecure and it means that 90 percent of dudes aren’t trying to fuck them….I’m sure a percentage of that 10% live and die for the big girl…but that’s too much math for me and I’m sticking to the majority that feel big tits aren’t quite enough to off-set the plus size that should be shamed for health and wellness purposes…

Oh mi, what did she eat for lunch….

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

02

Mar

Mikaela Testa is the Instagram Of The Day

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Hollywood celebrity is dead.

The story of the small town hot chicks running away from their seemingly arranged marriage to their high school sweetheart by hopping on a bus to achieve bigger dreams, only to end up turning tricks in some budget motel to survive when arriving to Hollywood, but occasionally breaking through and getting a Soap Opera job, or an Extra job, or if they are lucky a meeting with a Weinstein-like producer that allows her to level up and get closer to those dreams….is no longer relevant.

Social media runs the world.

The eyeballs are on the influencer, the creator, the model and the self starter who produces and uploads that content, seducing and engaging their audience, captivating us with their hot pics…brands throw money at them, perverts throw money at them, and even Hollywood recruits them when they are relevant enough.

That means showcasing these people most of us have never heard of and digging through the 100s of 1000s of hot chicks and even average at best chicks, producing their hottest pics, through professional shoots, AI, Filters and Fillers all in efforts to get seen, noticed and to live their dream life of vapidness….is the future of the site but more importantly the now of the site….

So here’s Mikaela Testa

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

01

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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The grocery store, which is my only social interaction in the world, is a place where I learn so much.

Like that not all asian women at the grocery store work at the rub and tug…no matter how many times you ask, they’ll likely be offended and cry Asian hate, which can get you life in prison in Canada….

Like that the woman buying 3 cans of Pineapple juice is not going home to try to get her husband’s cum to taste good, but is instead having some sort of tropical themed party with her divorcee friends.

That not all women buying cock shaped objects, from bottles of condiments to butternut squash and every phallus in-between are going to fuck those items, some definitely will because I see them on the internet, but most are likely just going to use them as food…..

And the most important lesson is that bending down to get something on the lower shelf, while next to a hot lady in leggings, her big round ass just temping you to put it in your face, will not be as subtle as you think and security will come and try and get you to leave the only place you have social interaction….

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2024

01

Mar

Liz Hurley’s Lesbianism in a Movie Directed by her Son of the Day

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Liz Hurley has a tranny son who I used to say was pretending to be Liz Hurley in all her social media content, but as it turns out, it was actually Liz Hurley because she’s defied the aging process better than most, thanks to filters, fillers and being rich….

His name is Damian and he is the writer and director of a movie starring his mom, since shooting her smut has been part of his life for the last decade of her using social media to sell her dirty bikini bottoms…

He is the also the son of Steve Bing, who jumped off a building and who likely left the kid a lot of money that he can use on self produced, movies he wrote and directed, because that’s what having a billionaire dad who wants nothing to do with you is all about….getting paid when he dies….

In the movie, which is about a young woman being drawn into a world of seduction, duplicity and betrayal as she tries to uncover the mystery around her best friend’s death..

In the movie, his mom does a geriatric lesbian stuff, weird….but they are a weird rich family….who do weird things…as rich people do.

Posted in:Liz Hurley

2024

01

Mar

Dua Lipa’s Thong of the Day

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Here’s an Albanian refugee living the American Dream far better than any Americans do, which almost makes you want to become a refugee, so that some nice man human trafficks us out of our war torn existence, to bring us to America or the UK to cultivate our talents and help us become the voice of a generation through years of training and abuse by their expert scientist brain washers….because they need to control the minds of the people and in order to do that they need leaders, idols and icons to do it….and to get those, they need hit songs they monetize and use sonic warfare to manipulate the audience’s mind through subliminal messagings…so that they buy into what they are told….all distracted by the thong ass of the messenger conditioned and bred for this…

Her name is Dua Lipa….and she’s probably got more than 2 lips…3 on the pussy and 1 on the face….

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2024

01

Mar

EmRata’s Wearing an EmRata Dress of the Day

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What’s the expression that I am thinking about when I look at these pics?

Something like “Ok granny, let’s get you to bed”….

Because it’s giving Old Folks Home Dementia Ward energy, of a woman who once was, not realizing she’s 80 fucking years old, while she slips into her nigh gown she saved from the war, when she met your grand dad and he brought her to America from war torn Poland.

It was a more primitive time in the human trafficking sex trade….

Anyway, EmRata despite her money and success, her following and her brand deals, her own brand and her acting career, the fact she’s got a kid and collects child support, is in a sheer dress.

It’s like she can’t give up on the hustle, that she could really benefit on a soul cleansing level by giving it up…

But instead, ass and fucking titties in granny tranny face glam, because that’s what she’s starting to look like, they all end up overdoing the face shit….and it’s just uncomfortable…

The tits are still rockin’ though, so we’ll watch her drag this shit out even longer, since she ain’t giving up, proven by this photoshoot weirdness that could have really just been a titty flash without all the effort and theatrics….

Posted in:Emrata

2024

01

Mar

The Barbie Scammer Greta Gerwig’s 2008 Sex Scene of the Day

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Greta Gerwig is a troll, but she started her career out as an actor before seducing Noah Baumbach and fucking him into writing movies for her and teaching her how to direct, because apparently back in 2008, she was less ugly than she is now.

I am offended by Greta Gerwig for her Barbie movie, which is just a product of how stunted, retarded and infantized our society is, because actual credible people, which we all know means nothing, but in their minds means something, are positioning Barbie as a cultural phenom that really speaks to the times, or the current climate…all because it made money….

So getting a retard mainstream audience to see a shitty movie a dozen times, making the movie billions of dollars, because they are just a little more clever than the mass retards, feeding them with hit celebs, hit songs and simple minded basic storylines with bright colors is enough to get the retard to spend…

Anyway, she used to fuck in movies and that’s where they probably should have left her….so check it out.

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2024

01

Mar

Millie Bobby Brown Playing Patty Cake with Some Pervert of the Day

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Millie Bobby Brown is one of those celebrities who was sexualized by a group of dudes when she was too young to be sexualized, thanks to her parents putting her on some hit show, that they may not have thought was going to be a hit show, but the hive mind of retards ate that shit up…and when that happens, pervert dudes target the chicks on the show and anticipate their turning 18….

I haven’t watched the show, but I know who Millie Bobby Brown is, and in this sparkly dress and pantyhose, now old enough to be sexualized, she’s playing Patty Cake with some creepy old pervert and it makes me feel uncomfortable…

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2024

01

Mar

Brie Larson on the Balcony Looking Old as Shit of the Day

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Here’s some Brie Larson looking like a granny, out on the balcony having a smoke, because in her mind it is still the 1940s when everyone smoked….not that she’s smoking, but if she was, it would justify her hard fucking face….you know a weathered looking chain smoking woman.

She is looking at the camera with confusion, probably because she was born in a time before the camera existed, back when it was written word on the printing press…and illustrations by artists…but clearly she’ll navigate it, rough neck and all, because she’s a super star A-List celebrity getting paid.

I just wonder if her loose neck skin adds to the throat game when trying to get those high paid jobs, but I remember that she’s probably done with all that because she’s made it and the hive mind think she’s hot….

I don’t know why, but they do….

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