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2024

11

Jan

Deva Cassel in a Bikini in Brazil of the Day

Deva Cassel is Monica Bellucci’s daughter with Vincent Cassel. She’s 19 and being packaged as a model because that’s what the celebrity daughters do when they are too lazy to act and when brands want to give them money because they have a marketing hook thanks to who their celebrity parents are.

If you know old Italians, they’ll tell you about how hot Monica Bellucci is. She is to Italy, what Celine Dion is to Quebec…..but hotter….maybe a better reference would be that she’s to Italy, what the hot chick in your high school was to you…..or maybe a better reference would be she had big tits and when Sophia Loren aged out, the old Italians needed a local set of tits to jerk off to.

Since Deva Cassel has no tits, or small tits, it makes you wonder if Monica Bellucci’s overhyped, over celebrated tits, are actually bolt on tits.

I mean we all know big titty Italians…so her tits were believable as a concept….but maybe she got her tits from her dad.

I’m a tiny tit endorser, so I think none of that really matters…mom tits, dad tits, they’re all tits to me, but those legacy fans who want to continue their love affair with their fetish by targeting their daughter will be sad she’s not built like her momma….but they will survive.

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2024

10

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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If stepLINKS happen and no one clicks them, then did they even happen?

I guess we’ll never know…..

Not existing on the internet is pretty exhilerating in this world where everyone’s existence is the internet….isn’t it…

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Irina Shayk is Living the Beach Life!
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Times when people didn’t use their brains at all
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Olga Obumova Sizzles in Love Stories: Lingerie, Boobs, and Sass Unleashed!
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Olivia Culpo at the Field!
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Cat takes a walk through its owner’s model train set
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OH SHIT! (GIF)
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Gifts To Get the Lady In Your Life!
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Barbara Palvin is Ready for Love in New Lingerie Photoshoot!
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15 Outstanding Household Tips and Tricks
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Genevieve Morton Is Just Perfect
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Man dodges car after car in a highway car pileup
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Restoring faith in humanity, one clip at a time
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Times when people got bored and decided to break world records
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Barbara Palvin – “For Love & Lemons” shoot
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Christina Ricci See Through to Underwear at the 81st Golden Globe Awards!
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Kara Del Toro Rocks a See Through Dress!
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Rita Ora Sweats it Out in the Sauna!
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WHEN THE ENCLOSURE IS TOO SMALL
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Examples of animals going absolutely haywire
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30+ Cute And Sexy Girls
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Gracie Hunt’s on a Paddle Board!
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Get Racy this Halloween With The Lingerie Versions of Your Favorite Costumes!
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The Most Underappreciated Action Movie of the 80s
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The monkeys of Bali who exchange things
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Chihuahua running on a highway gets rescued
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Neiva Mara’s gorgeous behinds in the fireplace!
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Kara Del Toro’s Provocative Black Dress Shoot with Unforgettable Curves!
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Some of the most insane clips from the internet
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Anne Hathaway and Jessica Chastain Are 60’s Housewives in “Mothers’ Instinct”!
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Duck Thug Life (GIF)
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Anne Hathaway – getting ready for Albie Awards
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Carmen Elektra files to change name
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Cat voiceovers that are just too funny
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40 People With Cheap Parents Share Their Hilariously Tightfisted Tales
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Hailey Steinfeld Football Wag Poses!
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Funniest moments ever caught on camera
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Bella Hadid’s Bikini Moment!
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INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: MADISONPOVEROMO
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28 Hot Girls With Handbras
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Jiggly Jessica Alba Down Blouse on the Exercise Bike!
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Stacy Keibler WWE Legend in a Bikini!
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Massive waves damage houses below sea level
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Kesha – Tmrw Magazine
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Olivia Wilde – La Ligne Collection Photoshoot
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Rosamund Pike – 14th Annual Governors Awards in Los Angeles
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Olivia Rodrigo – 14th Annual Governors Awards in Los Angeles
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Taylor Swift – Arriving at Electric Lady Studio in New York
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Margot Robbie – 14th Annual Governors Awards in Los Angeles
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Jane Krakowski – Mean Girls premiere in New York
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Florence Pugh – 14th Annual Governors Awards in Los Angeles
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Claire Foy – 14th Annual Governors Awards in Los Angeles
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Bella Thorne – Takes her Clothed/No-Show Porn Empire to a GG Awards After Party
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Unzips Her Tits Out (GIF)
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Busty Yulyafox via Suicide Girls
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Rhian Sugden Naked and Pregnant!
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AMATEUR MEAT: SKYE BLUE
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Kira Clark Pinupfiles 25th Anniversary Set 3
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Kayla Kiss Black Dress
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Zara Larsson leaked nudes
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Lisa Rinna See Through on the Cover for Cosmopolitan Digital!
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Lea Drucker topless in L’Ete Dernier (2023)
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Thumbs Up! lol
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Boots and a Toy!
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Mila Anne Nude at the Beach!
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Busty Beauty Emily Shaw Candids 2016
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Payton Preslee Fill Me Up
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Anna Ralphs Naked
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Dildo Grind Time!
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Jessie Rogers in Cummitted To The Grind at BaDoinkVR
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Pulls Her Tits Out!
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Sexy Francielli Fontana via Bella Club
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Dropping Their Towels
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Car Pussy Rub!
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A nipple from Marie Denarnaud in Repercussions (2023)
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Perfect Tits and Camel Toe!
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Samadhi Amour Big Hearts Zishy
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Lily Blossom My Time To Serve IStripper
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Cute Teen Kay J Via Met-Art
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Samadhi Amour Big Lipstick Hearts
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NAKED Pool Party!
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Famous glamour model turned to pornstar
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2024

10

Jan

Rita Ora’s in her Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know if Rita Ora converted to Judaism when she married David Cohen from New Zealand, but I am going to assume that she’s got that “IRON DOME” locked in because she’s been circulating the industry for a long time and keeps managing to level up.

Known for her tits, like all women, since I judge and remember all girls from their tits, she’s done important things like host the Time Square New Years Eve with Ryan Seacrest, as well drop albums, do acting, influnecer campaigns, she’s a fucking machine…literally…she has to be….that’s how she get where she got.

Well, she has been doing fitness, and she’s looking good fit, so of course she’s posting bikini pics of the scaled down tits, looking hotter and less sloppy than ever, even though she’s old now. Don’t age gracefully women, fight it from every angle.

She’s also in the Sauna, you know trending health and wellness measures to fight the rot.

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2024

10

Jan

Jennifer Lawrence Has Cleavage of the Day

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I wonder if Jennifer Lawrence still writes Harvey Weinstein love letters, or is she just fully transparent about their transactional relationship that allowed her to be positioned as some child prodigy in acting, even though she played her awkward real life self in all the roles she was hired for, like some sort of Kate Hudson, or really any actor because acting doesn’t require talent, anyone can do it.

Anyway, she’s still some kind of superstar, so cocky that she’s barely working but breeding and sitting on her pile of money instead.

She’s also still got her tits, which is really what made me appreciate back in those leaked nudes that got that dude arrested, who she probably hired to take the fall, because it was a marketing thing and these manipulative sociopath women can convince dudes of anything, because her nudes made her far more interesting.

She’s been nude in that recent movie about her fucking a high school kid, where she was also not offensive as a hot titty aging actor…but the lie that she’s something special, when really she’s a giant whatever who has the right friends and colleagues that believe the lie that she’s important, but I guess that’s all we need…..a foundation of bullshit to carry us through life before it falls in on itself.

Point is, tits. Important tits.

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2024

10

Jan

Millie Bobby Brown’s Shameless Bikini Body of the Day

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It’s the generation, so I don’t shame a girl for posting self produced bikini content to her feed as straight up clickbait, even when she’s got millions of followers and is super famous, she can’t help but been a view sucking clickbaiter. It’s just the way things are.

We can assume that her team of managers want her getting as many views as possible to push her products and to keep her relevance high so that she gets big pay days after the final Stranger Things series and bikinis are the way to do it.

It’s funny that even at the highest level of high paid celebrity, the strategy falls to the mental level of a retard like me, with a “put her in a bikini, that will keep things moving in the right direction”….it’s like some of these people have gone to law school, business school, have MBAs and have climbed the ladder at these power agencies for 20 years after starting in the mail room and all they got is “put her in a bikini”….funny how simple we all are.

Now, I didn’t watch Stranger Things, but I’ll look at their OF-AGE, marrying Bon Jovi’s son, starlet show off her ass….why the fuck not…

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2024

10

Jan

Padma’s Got Big Tits of the Day

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I like to make fun of Padma for being the set of tits that crawled out of the public open sewer of Mumbai, in order to end up on TV, while stopping and fucking a few old as fuck men along the way, all of whom helped her achieve her dreams, like gaming two billionaires into thinking they were the father of her kid, leaving the kid all their money, only to find out that the kid was actually another billionaire’s kid after the other billionaire died, getting the kid two billion dollar cash settlments. that’s strategic.

It’s amazing what a big set of tits can do, seduce billionaires, get into SI Swim like she matters, and all this other amazing things for an amazing life….ALL thanks to big sloppies….Brilliant…

Unfortunately, she’s old and terrifying, but I’ll always stare at old tit since it’s tit, no matter how weathered or antiqued or covered in some sort of patina it is…

Posted in:Padma Lakshmi

2024

10

Jan

Bella Hadid Brings the Bikini Selfie of the Day

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This isn’t really big news to anyone in the world, since Bella Hadid is a bit of an overrated monster, but I am sure a few people who are weirdo fans of hers have noticed that the over-saturated, over-exposed, over covered fake as fuck model they tried to trick us into thinking was a high end super model and not just some rich kid who was connected to the industry thanks to having followers at a time when people didn’t have followers. She’s a fraud people.

But yeah, she was everywhere, all the time, her really weird look that has been altered by modern science but that was treated like a natural beauty fell off. She was everywhere, then she was no where, now she’s back.

Some say it was rehab, others say she got her dick cut off, some say it was mental health break, others say it was her Lyme disease….I saw she was getting her face altered in a way that makes her look like she’s on Star Trek, some forehead flap of skin hanging over her eyes in a freakish fucking way and despite being skinn with tits, her’s demonic….HOT.

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2024

10

Jan

Bhad Bhabie is in the Shitty Position of the Day

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Bhad Bhabie is some viral meme thanks to Dr Phil, you know like Dr Phil’s moustache but with more of a fishy smell. When she was a kid she went viral for saying Catch Me Outside in a ghetto way, part of some act or the product of white girls exposed to hiphip in their suburban white trash lives….people laughed, Bhad Bhabie cried, then she got rich off being the meme.

She then got even richer when she dropped an OnlyFans, because really what else was the whore to do but whore, and this is the content she apparently produces for the paying customers, and there are a lot of paying customers, she’s making millions a year off this basic shit.

I did a quick google and she’s apparently pregnant now, so this is pre-pregnancy smut…so you can revel in the Amy Winehouse looking gutter trash squatting like she’s about to have diarrhea on stage at your local bargain basement strip club. SUPER hot….at least hotter than her IRC pregnancy content…

She’s young and rich all thanks to perverts in this porn generation with a credit card. Thanks!

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2024

10

Jan

Sarah Houchens is the Instagram Of The Day

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The great thing about the internet is that all these girls are trying to get famous, which means you can end up in a park, at a grocery store, at a kid’s birthday party at a McDonalds and see a group of women with their pants bulled up inside them like a butt plug, trying to get the picture for social media, too busy to notice you masturbating to them as the create their content….

That’s about the only great thing about the internet…the porned up normies who don’t know how to handle themselves in the world…

I am not saying that this girl is a product of the whole weirdness or pornographic internet but she’s half naked and taking these kinds of pics, to be an empowered enough women to appreciate you sexualizing her, the way nature intended…and that’s the great thing about the internet.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

10

Jan

Giulia Ottorini is the Instagram Of The Day

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Since the girls of the internet want to get noticed, you should do your part in attempting to notice them.

There’s an endless stream of girls trying to get noticed on the internet, they all blend into each other, and that’s not always a bad thing because it raises the stakes higher and higher in order for them to get noticed….

So do you part and spend all your time scrolling through the endless sea of content to find the ones you like, you are a modern day Christopher Columbus and this is your NEW WORLD discovery….only it will probably cost you a lot of money and you’ll get nothing out of it…but that’s ok, you’re a loser and used to that outcome to your efforts….