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2024

12

Jan

Jenna Ortega Slutty Dress of the Day

Jenna Ortega is a very hyped celebrity actress type. People have decided she’s one of the very few it-girls out there today…so I guess she attends important functions where she shows off her tits, like in this dress.

I remember a time when the hyped up celebrity was a little more glamorous, maybe naturally beautiful, and didn’t look like she was missing a chromosome or two….

You know when they had necks and didn’t have bobble heads, when their were able to fully open their eye…

When they seemed high quality and not like a back alley hooker in her back alley hooker dress her granmother knitted for her for her confirmation a decade earlier because it’s the only nice dress she had….

She looks like a weird dude working in the Food and Beverage department at an all inclusive resort, rocking a wig and a breastplate….

It’s weird, but hopefully the breastplate distracts you from the weirdness…

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2024

12

Jan

Dua Lipa’s Foot of the Day

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Foot fetishists are weird, but I bet they fucking love this kind of thing…you know super star pop star foot…and that’s fucking weird.

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2024

12

Jan

Bebe Rexha’s Big Cleavage of the Day

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Bebe Rexha probably named herself Bebe because she would tell people she was her size because she never lost her baby fat and it just stuck…well into her 40s…

She had a minute where she was a very important popstar, and she probably is still in that minute, since the first decade of their career kept her behind the scenes like most fat girls…

Well, the good news is that as a fat girl, she’s got fat tits, and that’s really all that she needs to focus on if she crops the belly and thighs out of the content and just makes herself a tit up…she’ll continue to win this social media game….just hide out in the mansion and stick to this crop girl, we’ve found the angle, the viral hook..you got this.

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2024

12

Jan

Eva Amurri Can Suck Her Own Dick of the Day

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Eva Amurri is doing some pole dance stripper yoga bullshit to keep her mom fitness in check, while maintaining a level of skill in “sexual movements” that men find compelling and provocative, like some kind of mating dance since we’re all fucking reptilian animals….

She’s got the pole between her ass while her fat Susan Sarandon daughter tits support her chin, so she won’t be ending up like Christopher Reeve if it all goes to shit….

It’s like she’s got what it takes to suck her own dick, but she is a mom of like 4, so it’s more likely a blasted out long lip that a dick she’d be sucking on.

She was promising as an actress who got naked in Californication, but turned to breeding instead, but lucky for her, there’s always social media for her to do her whoring….even in her 40s…

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2024

12

Jan

Eleonora Incardona is the Instagram Of The Day

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This instagram chick is named Eleonora….She appears to be a 33 year old “influencer”, which means her entire existence is being the annoying friend on the internet telling you to consume shit you don’t need for either a payday or a commission…and it’s all so sad.

I don’t think we like friends in real life who either brag about all the stuff they do, all the stuff they have, or their judgemental tone when they find out you buy your clothes at the Walmart….because the second hand store is considered cool now and they don’t judge you for upcycling women’s panties into face masks and hybrid panty t-shirts….

The point is, being an influencer or at least referring to yourself as one is like saying “I’m the popular girl”….or “I’m the prettiest” and I rarely believe people saying it believe it, but rather just say it because the more they say it, the more WE will believe it, then maybe they’ll believe it too…but they’ll fucking fake it for all the free trips and products and money they get….and you probably would too. It’s a fucking scam, on some telemarketing stealing your banking info level, but nicer to look at…

The good news, slutty content, the bad news….influencer face.

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

12

Jan

Vanessa D’acquisto is the Instagram Of The Day

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Vanessa, who’s instagram handle is Yelenda, which makes me think she used to work under some kind of stage name like a stripper, has that instagram model look you’ve all been so conditioned by.

She looks like one of the many girls getting cosmetic procedures despite probably being decent enough looking at the start of her internet content career, because all these women are desparados trying to be the hottest they can be, not actually feeling the hottest they can be, so trying extra hard to be the hottest they can be, and it’s all so insecure and sad.

She refers to herself as a Satanic Girl, and I’d agree, that this social media shit is Satanic, cuz people who have found god would come across as less lost I’m sure….and clearly Zuckerberg or the Kardashians are agents of satan profitting off this sadness1

But she’s got tits…and that’s what matters because I’m not a therapist and I don’t care what the motivation is for posting the tits, or jacking up the face for when you post the tits, keep that shit to your sad self…

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

11

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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2024

11

Jan

Em Rat Cow’s In Bed of the Day

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When Rat Cow decides to give you a close up of her face, instead of the tits she’s been so generous in showing us all these years because it’s converted into serious amounts of dollars for her…it gives us a lot to think about.

Even when she’s showing moderate amount of the top of her tits, but making it about her face….LOTS to think about….

In conclusion, when you’ve got a good thing with the tits, why start going off course with other content like the face….it’s unnecessary and not the best for the brand

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2024

11

Jan

Maria Menounos – Cancer Survivor and New Mom in the Sauna of the Day

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Maria Menounos, the greek girl who I like to make “going greek” jokes about, because the greeks invented anal sex, and when I worked in a warehouse with a greek guy, all he would talk about is how he fucked the receptionist at the warehouse, who he was dating, up the ass using olive oil…so it’s clearly a thing, I’ve done my research, greeks don’t use their vaginas, they keep them preserved because they have a perfectly good asshole to use.

Anyway, she’s the clickbait from EXTRA or Access Hollywood, that was used to give men something to look at when their wives who owned their balls caught up on their gossip stories…

She’s retired to do some dot com billionaire entertainment network shit….

She’s had a brain tumor she’s had removed, pancreatic cancer she’s survived, and a baby with another woman’s womb to maintain her physique or because of the whole cancer thing, either way, she’s still hot, only now she’s hot from the sauna treatment she’s documenting, which could be how she kills off her cancer she keeps getting from all the anal sex that couldn’t get her pregnant so she hired another woman to do it for her….IT GOES IN THE FRONT HOLE NOT THE BACK HOLE MENOUNOS….you souvlaki loving freak…

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2024

11

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Doing Fitness of the Day

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I realized that I am an old weathered fuck when I referred to a mom with a hot ass with her 20-something year old daughter with a hot ass as “girls”….meaning I didn’t consider the mom to be aged out or rotted out or near expired despite having had a kid and that really goes against everything I’ve ever known about myself.

If the ass is still hot at 50, I guess I’ll accept the abuse the body has gone through and treat it like it’s not dead….I guess in a way, I’m a necrophiliac like that….you know they are dead, but you don’t care.

Jessica Alba is holding onto the old lady being hot dream, she works her ass off at it, and documents it….with her tits out…making it more tolerable….

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