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2019

23

Jul

Dora Madison Burge Panties of the Day

I still don’t know who Dora Madison Burge but by the looks of her, she’d be something worthy of burying your face in and binging and purging off the shit…literally…

ALl these girls on the internet doing shit in their underwear….is weird when you are old enough to remember when girls would freak out if you saw them in a bra…hell when I was in High School girls would be humilated if you saw the top of their underwear and teased them about it…or even a bra strap…a FUCKING bra strap and now all girls, not just starved for attention Dora Madison Burge girls, are doing fucking YOGA in their underwear…for everyone to see the period stains if they have a keen enough eye…and that’s just nutty.

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2019

22

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I realize that one of the main struggles of today is making sure a random girl you meet doesn’t have and Adam’s apple…because all these trans people are everywhere…I saw two today and unfortunately they had better bodies than a lot of women….tits everywhere, with pride, because they grew them themselves thanks to hormones….

But it is also hard to check out hot younger women with huge boobs busting out and an ass hanging out out while shopping with her old dad who could be actual dad but who is likely a sugar dad based on how he rubbed her thigh in the checkout line…you know cuz if it’s her real dad you don’t want to offend him and have conflict but if it’s her sugar dad he likely wants the recognition of his hard work / purchase…

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The Amazing Trailer for the Mr Rogers Movie – But Keep In Mind – I like Tom Hanks enough to Offset Grown Men Who Like Kids a Little Too Much.
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Ireland Baldwin’s Terrible Ass
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Woman in Brawl Uses BMX
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Lohan New Accent
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Kristeen Bell Ass in Jeans…You pervert fucks
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Cop Tries to Lie to Reporter
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MIAMI Police Arrest McGregor
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Lottie Moss – Trashy Shorts
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Sara Sampaio Naked
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Liz Hurley’s Son Going After His Grandfather’s Money…Cuz Steve Bing Never Married Her – He Likes Whores
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Parking Lot brawl with Soldiers…
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Amusement Ride Snaps…
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Horse Kicks Dude in the Balls
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Magnet Fishing
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Woman Punches Herself when Dude Wants to Break Out…
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I wonder if Chelsea Was Taught How to Fuck By Monica Lewinsky
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Brooklyn Decker on Celeb Family Feud
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The Future of Marvel
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Shawn Mendes Gay Fucking Tattoo…
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Miley Cyrus at the Gym
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Epsteins Book has 21 Contacts for Bill Clinton…
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Couple Attacked by a Caymen in their Pool
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Airline Passenger Fell Asleep and Woke Up on Locked Plane
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Tom Brady in Trouble for Posting Pics of his Daughter in a Bathing Suit
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Trump Beauty Queen VS CNN
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Idiot Drives her Acura Down Stairs
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Posted it Earlier Cuz It is Amazing – Birds Aren’t Real Campaign
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Your Next Priscilla Presley – YUCK
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Jenny McCarthy Old Pool Slut
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Mischa Barton – LIVES
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GIgi Hadid on the Streets
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Camila Mendes Slutty Top
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Vanessa Hudgens Probably Pregnant
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Cheryl Blossom at Comicon
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Dora the Explorer in a Bikini
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Rachel McCord Swimsuit
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Maggie Q Bikini
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Salma Hayek – Comicon
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Selena Gomez Tits in Rom
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A Bunch of Ass
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Making the Impossible – Possible
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Sluts in the Kitchen
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Skinny Girl with the Bolt Ons
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Awesome Tits and Pussy on a Boat
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Olivia Q Naked
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Dick Skin Mask
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Black Babe Shaking her Ass
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Huge Tits Naked in the Pool
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Some Naked Girl Weirdnss…
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Tina Got Her Tits Out
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Sex Movee of the Day
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Sisters Hear Mom Getting Banged
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School Girl Dildo
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Awesome Cam Girl Faking an Orgasm
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Twerker Doesn’t Know her Surroundings
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The Worst Porn Star Ever
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FUTURE BEACHES
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Selfie Lover
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Dildo in Assholee
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2019

22

Jul

Bella Thorne Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Bella Thorne looks like she smells like shit. She’s a greasy and disgusting Disney kid with a social media feed, who is so dialled into popculture, because she is popculture.

I would say she’s likely the most influential person on social media besides the Kardashians, and she is equally if not more Vulgar than them, and we’ve seen them get fucked up the ass….

People confuse her cries for attention, her rebelling on the internet with slutty content, her details of her sex life, horniness, etc as being open and honest and empowered, when really it is just clickbait…she is clickbait…and in this era…clickbait is about the depth we all expect cuz we are fucking busy…

Here are some olives:

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2019

22

Jul

Courteney Cox Bikini of the Day

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Courteney Cox doesn’t realize it is no longer 1995 and she is no longer on Friends….and it’s not entirely her fault, that “property” or whatever the studios call the shows they own, is still fucking earning.

This bitch was getting paid stupid money 20 years ago to be on a stupid show that went fucking viral cuz TV wasn’t fully flooded with Cable channels and the three networks still maintained their power and control…

And she is STILL getting paid stupid money….Netflix bought the rights to the show for 100 million dollars and each cast member STILL makes 20 million a year thanks to Re_runs….so of course bitch is still living the glory days, she’s getting paid like it’s still the glory days…plus with all that money comes cosmetic procedures and the skeleton of 20 years ago is the skeleton of now…Same Same shit.

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2019

22

Jul

Elle Fanning Bikini of the Day

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Elle Fanning is creepy….

She’s like the bench warming child her parents had in thee event that Dakota bitch had a fucking meltdown after realizing she was whored out by her parents at a young age…She was insurance.

You know the back-up dancing, the string player, the shadow or understudy, the one who was never supposed to get the glory, unless the other one fell apart…but luckily for her, the other one was pretty consistent…and this one got into acting at a more normal age…but has still be raised weird and coddled like the least favorite child she is….

She’s out here in a bikini on vacation cuz actors work 10 percent of the time and make thousands of times more money than you idiot slaves…especially when they were raised by parents who already set up this acting thing for their other child, paving the way for this one to just cruise…tits out on a cruise ship….literally.

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2019

22

Jul

Elma Pazar Pussy Flash of the Day

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Elma Pazar is some broad from Love Island…

Love Island is some overly hyped show about trash finding love on an island or some other nonsense, that really just comes down to getting fucked, being drunk, or in this case showing off a shaved pussy, in an era when all the good pussy has bush…

Confusing times, but people will do anything they can for attention..

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2019

22

Jul

Instathot of the Day

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This is what Instagram is..

Think of that when your stock broker tells you to buy shares in it…

Not that you have a stock broker, you’re more the kind of guy who is too broke….because you spend your life looking at nudes on instagram….

Or when Facebook pretends they aren’t a porn site.

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2019

22

Jul

Julianne Hough Public Urination of the Day

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Clearly the Mormon community has not taught their daughter JULIANNE HOUGH about Modest being the Hottest, because she’s pissing in public like a fucking golden retriever….

Julianne Hough is a camping Mormon, who I guess is trying to reconnect with her people, as they used to go on missions during the herding season like it was Broke Back Mountain…

But then again, she denounced the Mormon Church after her Mormon advisers sent her to Europe to train as a dancer with her brother husband and her brother husband and her were sexually molested…

I guess she’s healed since then, through sex with Ryan Seacrest and finding her celebrity, because here she is confidently letting people watch her shitting on camp, pretending she’s peeing on camp….as she uploaded this fetish shit herself….

Once sexualized, always sexualized, but I guess she’s slowly getting weirder..

One of my favorite things on instagram is Mormon Memes…

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2019

22

Jul

Jasmine Tookes Bikini of the Day

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Jasmine Tookes is in bikini Catalog pics…

Bikini Catalog pics have no soul..they are empty, they aren’t hot, they are designed to sell shitty product to people who aren’t me…as I am only here for the tits…Tits that are photoshopped in the worst way for the catalog pics…when really I’ll I’m into is a butt shot over the shoulder selfies every girl at a pool was posting during this past weekend’s HEAT DOME.

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2019

22

Jul

Brittany Snow Bikini of the Day

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Brittany Snow is still around and using her tits in a bikini for attention…

The worst thing about Brittany Snow is she runs an anti bullying campaign, and I believe in bullying to toughen up all you pussies and the fighting of bullying will be the fall of man…

The other worst thing about her… Pitch Perfect.

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