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2019

22

Jul

Elle Fanning Bikini of the Day

She’s like the bench warming child her parents had in thee event that Dakota bitch had a fucking meltdown after realizing she was whored out by her parents at a young age…She was insurance.

You know the back-up dancing, the string player, the shadow or understudy, the one who was never supposed to get the glory, unless the other one fell apart…but luckily for her, the other one was pretty consistent…and this one got into acting at a more normal age…but has still be raised weird and coddled like the least favorite child she is….

She’s out here in a bikini on vacation cuz actors work 10 percent of the time and make thousands of times more money than you idiot slaves…especially when they were raised by parents who already set up this acting thing for their other child, paving the way for this one to just cruise…tits out on a cruise ship….literally.

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2019

22

Jul

Elma Pazar Pussy Flash of the Day

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Elma Pazar is some broad from Love Island…

Love Island is some overly hyped show about trash finding love on an island or some other nonsense, that really just comes down to getting fucked, being drunk, or in this case showing off a shaved pussy, in an era when all the good pussy has bush…

Confusing times, but people will do anything they can for attention..

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2019

22

Jul

Instathot of the Day

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This is what Instagram is..

Think of that when your stock broker tells you to buy shares in it…

Not that you have a stock broker, you’re more the kind of guy who is too broke….because you spend your life looking at nudes on instagram….

Or when Facebook pretends they aren’t a porn site.

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2019

22

Jul

Julianne Hough Public Urination of the Day

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Clearly the Mormon community has not taught their daughter JULIANNE HOUGH about Modest being the Hottest, because she’s pissing in public like a fucking golden retriever….

Julianne Hough is a camping Mormon, who I guess is trying to reconnect with her people, as they used to go on missions during the herding season like it was Broke Back Mountain…

But then again, she denounced the Mormon Church after her Mormon advisers sent her to Europe to train as a dancer with her brother husband and her brother husband and her were sexually molested…

I guess she’s healed since then, through sex with Ryan Seacrest and finding her celebrity, because here she is confidently letting people watch her shitting on camp, pretending she’s peeing on camp….as she uploaded this fetish shit herself….

Once sexualized, always sexualized, but I guess she’s slowly getting weirder..

One of my favorite things on instagram is Mormon Memes…

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2019

22

Jul

Jasmine Tookes Bikini of the Day

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Jasmine Tookes is in bikini Catalog pics…

Bikini Catalog pics have no soul..they are empty, they aren’t hot, they are designed to sell shitty product to people who aren’t me…as I am only here for the tits…Tits that are photoshopped in the worst way for the catalog pics…when really I’ll I’m into is a butt shot over the shoulder selfies every girl at a pool was posting during this past weekend’s HEAT DOME.

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2019

22

Jul

Brittany Snow Bikini of the Day

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Brittany Snow is still around and using her tits in a bikini for attention…

The worst thing about Brittany Snow is she runs an anti bullying campaign, and I believe in bullying to toughen up all you pussies and the fighting of bullying will be the fall of man…

The other worst thing about her… Pitch Perfect.

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2019

22

Jul

LeAnn Rimes Getting Slutty of the Day

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Homewrecker LeAnn Rimes the homewrecking whore – is showing off her big bolt on tits…like a homewrecking whore would do – I feel like it is ultimately the dude’s responsibility to not fuck over his wife for a set of famous country singer fake tits – but if you’re the girl being incessant and coming on hard – planting ideas in his head – getting him excited like the temptress you are – you’re as fucking evil as the husband. It takes two to tango or some shit.

That said, LeeAnn Rimes is a country singer, and country fans are so fucking loyal, they are God’s people and trained to forgive, so to be a famous singer, you’re best off being a Country singer because the fans will support you when you stray from the message of the Good Lord…they’ll always welcome you back in…and they will always buy your CDs cuz they don’t understand technology and still use CDs…silly Country Folks…and their simple minds.

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2019

22

Jul

Maria Menounos Bikini of the Day

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I am such a huge fan of Maria Menounos and her Greek anal loving ways that I had no idea she had a brain tumor removed….

It happened in 2017, but she’s still talking about it, work every angle you got…

It wasn’t a real cancerous brain tumor that you’d expect a person who talks about brain tumors to help elevate their careers or position as a brain tumor influencer…but she still had it ripped out of her brain…and that’s fucking weird….and makes us all think “Maybe we all have brain tumors too we just aren’t fancy motherfuckers with doctors and CT scans”…

In other Maria Menounos news, the entertainment news host who quit to start her own thing, who you can tell had bigger dreams for herself, but has done ok hosting gossip and finding a rich husband, just won Celebrity Family Feud….cuz if you tell people you’re a celeb enough, they’ll believe you.

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2019

22

Jul

Pissing Video on Publicly Traded Company’s Website of the Day

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The website is Instagram. The headline not entirely misleading.

It’s actual fact that facebook is evaluated at multi billion dollars because everyone uses it, therefore advertisers need to spend money there, while the company is also out there selling your data…as stockholders and amateur investors alike are buying into the nonsense that is popular…but that is also EVIL..as they control information to the masses. I don’t trust any of that shit….

But while disguising themselves as a tech giant, it’s really just a gutter fetish porn site, no different than this site, only we don’t let all the perverts upload their smut, even though we probably should…

Either way, FB piss video. Hot.

The world is a fucked up place and I guess FB is just shadowing that. Makes sense to me – you fucking perverts.

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2019

22

Jul

EUDOXIE YAO IS THE AFRICAN KIM KARDASHIAN of the Day

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They call her the African Kim Kardashian….and I can see why.

She looks exactly like Kim Kardashian looks to me, only with more substance and authenticity because she’s actually AFRICAN and not just culture vulturing.

Seriously, Kim K was raised white as fuck by her white mom and has barely got dark skin naturally. That shit is all a fucking act, where she’s carved out her market and is trying to live up to it….like Al Jolston or some shit…in BLACK FACE..

While EUDOXIE YAO is the real fucking deal…

The world is a disgusting place…

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