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2023

18

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I hope you’re jerking off to your Christmas Shopping experiences…because tis the fucking season to stare at gross bitches when they are shopping for bullshit they don’t need motherfuckers….unless you’re an online shopper…where you are likely also jerking off to your Christmas Shopping experience because your ADHD keeps one tab of gay porn you like open to reference while buying granny her jammies off Amazon…you sick fuck

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Rita Ora Takes a Dip in New Zealand!
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Tana Mongeau Shares a Whitney Cummings Nip Slip!
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Sydney Sweeney’s Bra-Exposed Elegance at ‘Anyone But You,’ Featuring Striking Boob Display
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Taylor Swift Trolled the Haters at Chiefs-Patriots Game!
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15 Drunk Photos You Definitely Don’t Want to be in
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Man pretends to be a cop, but he gives people a cheque for $1,000 instead of a ticket
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Some of The Best Selling Items on Amazon Right Now!
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Jessica Goicoechea See Through at Women Of The Year Awards 2023!
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HOLY OUCH BATMAN
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MENTAL MONDAYS
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How poker cards are made in factories
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Livvy Dunne Brings Back the Classics!
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Compilation of cars and trams getting into accidents
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Amanda Trivizas … 4K HD
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What it’s like for pilots to face an engine failure on an airplane
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AN OVERLY EXUBERANT CELEBRATION
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Man farts on dogs in front of their owners and pranks them
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Shop These Home Gym Essentials!
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Paige Spiranac Brings in the Christmas Spirit!
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Whitney Cummings shares news of newborn!
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Chloe Fineman – with Sarah Sherman showing their “whale tails”
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The incredibly fast production process of Tesla cars
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Karen’s reaction to realizing that she’s getting arrested
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Nicki Minaj’s Allure in Curve-Hugging Leggings and Sheer Elegance
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Miley Cyrus Goes Live from The Chateau Marmont!
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22 Hilariously Photos That Definitely Scream ‘Wait, Something’s Not Quite Right!
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Josephine’s sexy look at MadWalk 2023
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26 Sizzling Beauties Flaunting Their Curves
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Man manages to balance just about everything on China’s Got Talent
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Taylor Swift’s Sexy Birthday Legs!
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Hailey Bieber Makes Gingerbread Houses in Her Bathroom With Lori Harvey!
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The predicament of the Titanic movie set after the movie was filmed
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Imagine Dating This
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How the strangest looking noodles from Indonesia are a national delicacy
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MOM IS NOT HERE TO MISS OPPORTUNITIES
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Really funny love at first sight prank in public
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20 Tempting Women With Striking Red Lips
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30 Hilarious People Who Took Great Pride In Being Technically Correct
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DOMESTIC DISPUTES
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Cat haters meeting kittens is the best thing ever
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Ivanka Trump Parties with Pal Kim Kardashian In Las Vegas!
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Sydney Sweeney – Anyone But You Screening in Sydney
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Deva Cassel – Some type of cartoony photoshoot
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Leni Klum – Some type of belly shirt photoshoot
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Taylor Swift – Kansas City Chiefs vs New England Patriots football game
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Lana Condor – Unforgettable Gala Asian American Awards in Beverly Hills
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Kendall Jenner – where’s PETA to flour bomb her at Matsuhisa in Aspen
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Sadie Stanley – Some type of jeans & tank photoshoot
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Olivia Dunne – LSU gym 101 showcase in Baton Rouge
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Ciara Bravo – Filming something in a bikini at a beach in Malibu
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Sabrina Carpenter – Leaving Taylor Swift’s birthday party in New York
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AMATEUR MEAT: NOFACEBABY
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Katie Rose Kiss From A Rose
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Public Fuck!
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Simon in Spilt Milk!
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Meredith Mickelson See Through at Ferrari Premiere!
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Cloe Barreto and Hershie de Leon topless in Fall Guy (2023)
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‘Fire On Water’ with Anneth via Photodromm
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Auli’i Cravalho’s Dazzling High Slit Dress: A Mesmerizing Glimpse at Elegance
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Cute pornstar Shae Summers in nude selfies
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Still A Virgin
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Jiggle Boobs (GIF)
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Big Ass Dildo Riding!
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The Back Breaker
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BABY GOT BACK
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Jamaican Singer Shenseea in a Sheer Dress!
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Lily Starfire Black Bull For My Hot Wife
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Holly Peers Nude
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Dad shares his redneck wife with his drinking buddies
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Busty Lingerie Babe Angel Youngs via VR Bangers
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Healthy Diet (GIF)
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HOW IS LAS VEGAS LIKE AN ELEVATOR
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In Store Butt Plug Insertion!
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Busty Firefighter Angela White!
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‘A Dirty Martini’ with Bon Bon via Met-Art
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The nudity of Subspecies V: Blood Rise (2023)
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Iga Wyrwal Causual Meeting
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT (GIF)
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11 more minor celebs in leaked nudes
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Naked Soccer Team!
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Big Titty Girl Billie Eilish via Mr Skin Celebs
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2023

18

Dec

Sydney Sweeney Shows Off her Ass and Tits at a Premiere of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney like other celebrities, disappear for months at a time when they don’t have anything to promote, but then come back into the mix full throttle the second they have some bullshit movie coming out.

Sydney Sweeney, the tits that made Euphoria almost worth watching, even if it was a depressing pile of shit that I think brings down the culture instead of being uplifting or even interesting in their fake as fuck version of “dark and edgy”….has gone viral, is a big deal, all thanks to her big tits and I guess in being the new it-girl that the old fucks who run hollywood rely on to get people to watch their movies, so that they can make more money and line their pockets, it means that she gets higher paid and higher profile work….

The point is, she has a job, she has to promote the job, and she wore booty shorts and a bra under a sheer dress to do that part of the job, since she knows it will get noticed because she’s basically a slab of fucking meat to be sexualized no matter how they spin it, it’s pretty clear how she was gifted to the world and how they built off that gift…pandering to the perverts, while probably complaining about how unfair it is she’s sexualized, you know standard bullshit to try to distract from the fact that sex appeal sells and big tits get opportunity…

I guess the other point is that she’s not just tits, because she’s got an ass.

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2023

18

Dec

Phoebe Price Finally Gets Naked of the Day

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Phoebe Price is naked on the handicap chair in her shower, because she’s gone full retard.

That’s not to say that Phoebe Price hasn’t been a full retard her entire career, and it’s amazing to have experienced her throughout the process of being a nobody trying to be a somebody, so she’d basically dress silly and hang out around the paparazzi when the paparazzi still mattered.

It was a pre social media way to go viral that didn’t age as well as her old tits did, because when social media hit people could go viral without the paparazzi or being geographically located where the paparazzi or celebs were.

So pre-social media she mattered for not getting naked, now in this social media era, the only way to matter is tits out….

These are tits I’ve been asking to see forever and that I am now seeing all these years later….as desperation takes new forms….on her dying mom’s handicapped stool they wash her old dying body on….doubled down on hot things…

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2023

18

Dec

Stella Hudgens’ Christmas Bush of the Day

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Stella Hudgens posted a picture of her bush last week, I guess I missed it because who the fuck cares about these people and their nude cash grabs, it’s not very authentic, just an opportunistic cash grab from fake people.

Not that I don’t love bush, seeing bush is always exciting to me, no matter who is rocking the bush, even now that the bush is a trend amongst the most annoying of people…

Not that I don’t love shameless nudity for self promotion and cash grabs because it reduces these people who used to pretend they were above this kid of thing to being exactly what I expected them to be.

Not that I don’t love the siblings, children or celebrity adjacents who are so close to the celebrity life of luxury, that they can’t really figure out their own purpose or identity….especially when they get naked.

I guess, this is everything I’d hope for it to be, gunt hanging over the bush and all….

Now, we just have to wait for the first orgasm on camera, which will lead to lesbian sex, which will lead to full sex, which will lead to everyone’s a porn star in this era where porn is on the outs and TRAD is on the in.

Lame, but bush…and some compelling marketing material to get you to pay for the bush.

Here she is in her bikini:

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2023

18

Dec

Simmer Down Denise Richards of the Day

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Here’s some Denise Richards fucking the couch, topless and in an aggressive asshole behind thong post, her meaty mom pussy that’s been slaughtered over the last few decades filling up the crotch part like a small pair of testicles, her deflated tit skin pulled down to look like it’s a full tit, and the whole thing is weird.

I’m not mad it happened, I am a trainwreck watcher, I just find it weird.

The whoring herself for a cash grab when she wasn’t even that publicly facing whorish at her peak, but I am sure she was pretty whoring behind the scenes at her peak…..makes me think she’s always been a whore, always wanted to do porn, loves the attention since it can’t be for the money, but all money excites these women, which is what makes them whores.

She runs filters on her content that make her look like she’s got some kind of skin condition, which she probably does, at her age, everything falls apart…

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2023

18

Dec

Jessica Biel’s Old Lady Cleavage of the Day

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Jessica Biel is pretty funny, not because she’s heavily masculine with her fit broad body, but because she’s a cuck for her husband Timberlake.

At the time they first connected, he was at the peak of his solo career, touring the world and definitely fucking groupies, likely men. She stuck by him as hard as she could, as groupie number 1, and even though she was being marketed as a hot girl from 7th Heaven with the hot tits, she probably wasn’t making all that much money and being the wife to Timberlake was end goal.

They’ve had kids, been together forever, and he even was publicly exposed for cheating on her, but like the cuck that she is, the wallet fucking opportunist who could have that A-List life and financing for all her creative projects as actor or director, while raising the next generation of lame fucking Timberlakes, she stuck with her man and definitely not for love of keeping the family together, but because she’s a cuck.

Anyway, she’s old now, she still too fit and masculine and her once celrbated tits now hang off her chest like an old lady’s who jog too much tit, so even dolled up and braless, hard nippled, it’s not very appealing to me, but it may be for you…..

She’s also got terrifying feet.

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2023

18

Dec

Alison Brie Brings in the Holiday Spirit of the Day

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For someone who likes to buy into the whole Hollywood is part of the satanic agenda used to mind control and manipulate the world into becoming garbage heathens who hate Jesus. Creating a lost generation of unhappy, unfulfilled, lonely consumers chasing some sort of bullshit dream by medicating and shopping for shit they don’t need….seeing a picture of an actress posing in front of some Dracula shit during the Holidays makes sense.

She’s married to a Franco brother, totally integrated into the satanic Hollywood Agenda, probably made some blood sacrifices and baby eating with them and some could even say controlled by the satanists..celebrating blood sucking vampires during this era of Jesus’ birth, one of the most holy of holidays just makes sense.

Unfortunately, we can’t see up the old broad’s skirt.

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2023

18

Dec

Liz Hurley’s Tits Out for the Near Dead DSL Lubrication of the Day

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I’m not saying that Liz Hurley has dick sucking lips, but from where I am sitting all girls have dick sucking lips, so long as their mouths haven’t been sewn shut, even if they’ve got no lips, you know like they’ve been attacked by a pitbull as a child or they’ve been in a raging fire that required 100s of surgeries, or they’ve had acid thrown on them. We will find a way to make it work.

I am calling her lips Dick Sucking Lips because I assume they’ve sucked enough dick to have cold sores, and that her make-up artist is applying a thick layer of make-up to cover the battle wounds. It’s not easy for a girl in the 90s to make it in America as a top model, big tits aren’t enough because there were many big tits willing to kill for her career.

The reality is that this is more like a mortician applying the make-up to her lips to give her corpse some realistic life to it, because she’s 100 fucking years old.

She has managed to keep herself strategically youthful, because I saw this picture of her in 2004 and her face looks a little more like a normal aging 50 year old, so at 60 something, looking more taught means just one thing….LIES….

Through it all she’s still had the big model tits, that she’s used as ammo to get what she wants and I guess she realizes the big tits have distracted the people all these years, her face is irrelevant even though she won’t let it go natural old lady, we’re here for the tits. So pull out the tits grandma.

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2023

18

Dec

Lenoutsa is the Instagram Of The Day

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Since social media runs the world. One could call it the worst thing to happen to society. Maybe the propaganda machine to control people. Possibly the cause of everyone’s misery and happiness. The distraction from real life, the obsessing of other people’s fake lives, the being exposed to low level ads to get you to buy into whatever these money grubbers are selling and all that other terrible, depressing and disgusting good stuff….I figure featuring social media stars we’ve never heard of, or that I’ve never heard of since I don’t use social media, but that 500k people have heard of and follow, assuming they are real.

It’s a modernization of the site, when no one cares about celeb instagram posts, finding new hot chicks who produce content for free shit, attention or money, is where we gotta be.

Her name is LENA…she is into Fashion, Makeup, Cook and Fun making me think she may be a Russian.

Image Credit – Instagram

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2023

18

Dec

Iggy Azaela’s White Wall Pink Outfit Non Nude Exclusive Content of the Day

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I have hated on Iggy Azalea the cultural appropriator for her entire career and not even because she was a cultural appropriator in that she did rap music in a fake rap accent despite being from Australia, furthering the lie into fake as fuck performance art, but because she had a storyline where she was a teen runaway from Australia, who took the 20 hour flight to Miami on her own to become an undocumented stripper in the Miami strip clubs, before going back to Australia and finishing high school where she crafted her half retarded scheme to be a rapper.

I don’t like people who pretend to strip, so as far as I’m concerned the mom is redeeming herself now that she’s taken a dive into shameless self promotion, selling exclusive content to the nerdy fans, and semi stripping down like she was a stripper, showing some fake tit and fake ass and fake everything else because she’s fake.

So Iggy is growing on my like that ass is growing on her, she still sucks, but at least it’s a little more in line with the kind of sucking I like.

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