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2008

07

Oct

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Shitty See Through Pictures of the Day

Like a good useless celebrity, Jennifer Love Hewitt made it out to Disneyland for Miley Cyrus’ birthday. It is rumored that she’s trying to cling onto her youth as hard as she can, but I have a feeling that she’s doing it for the cotton candy. She wore a shirt that could have been see-through, […]

2008

16

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

So I saw a guy with a shirt that said “Let’s Hug It Out” and since I was feeling a little lonely, walked up to him and tried to hug him. He pushed me off so I backed off and moved in again from another angle. This went on for about 5 minutes before he […]

2008

16

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

If you are wondering why I have taken so long to get the links up, it’s because I was depressed and dealing with some pretty major personal loss. The dudes from the alley outside my house, who have been sneaking back there the last 3 weeks to do whatever the fuck they do, and that […]

2008

25

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I got in a fight with a ghetto 8 year old black chick who was hangin in a park near the bench I was sitting on. She spotted me and I guess wanted to start shit because she pretty much started walking my way singing some song….as she got closer, her voice got louder and […]

2008

22

Aug

Butts by Hilary Duff of the Day

I remember a time when Hilary Duff was the Miley Cyrus of her generation, you know on all these stupid shows, rockin’ a shitty singing career and making more money than she knew what to do with, but in the last couple years she’s almost fallen off the map. I know she did a tour […]

2008

12

Aug

I am – Not Posting the Selena Gomez Bikini Pictures of the Day

There are pictures of Selena Gomez running around in her bikini that I am not going to be posting today because I saw them and instantly thought pedophile. She looks 12 and I got no business or interest catering to you sick fucks who get off to this shit. I talk about teenager girls, teenage […]

2008

05

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I went to watch a bunch of senior lawn bowling because I heard it’s the number one place to spot someone have a heart attack or stroke and I figured it would make me value my life a little more than I already do. I am lying, I went because I heard it was a […]

2008

30

Jul

Necro’s Who’s Your Daddy Video of the Video of the DayNecro’s Who’s Your Daddy Video of the Video of the Day

A few years ago, I posted a Necro in Montreal Video , where he pulled a girl from the audience up on stage and took her shirt off in front of the crowd then humped her o while her boyfriend watched. Dude’s music was almost appealing 8 years ago when I first heard it and […]

2008

28

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I had to go to a Wedding this past weekend, not because I was friends with the Bride and Groom, but because I was friends with a guy who was madly in love with the bride and couldn’t figure out how to sabotage the wedding so he brought me along in hopes that I’d act […]

2008

24

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I was walking down the street tonight and saw some bum faced down on the sidewalk across the street. I thought I should do something to help out, but I don’t have a cell phone and I don’t really care about helping other people, especially when they are bums and don’t bother helping themselves. It’s […]