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2019

13

Jun

Noah Cyrus Braless Tits of the Day

I love that the no bra wifebeater outfit is a trend, not because I am into style or fashion but because I am into tits…plus I was in my 20s when this was a style in the punk scene…but only the real hot girls would pull it off…the real edgy people would pull it off..so it’s some Nostalgia for me…

With any great thing that happens in fashion and style, comes unfortunate thing like the bold troll bitches who buy into the fashion and style trend thinking it applies to them…

There is no fashion police saying “Hey fatty, don’t wear those leggings”….like there is no fashion police saying “he big ugly cyrus nips, put a bra on, leave the nips to your sister”….

But there should be, but instead we have all these empowered idiots…doing their bullshit and it’s annoying but still nipples.

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2019

13

Jun

Nicole Scherzinger Deep Pussy Stretch of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger is showing you all how strong her tuck game is…because she is a rumored tranny – but that just may be a rumor I’ve been perpetuating since the dawn of this website, back when Nicole Scherzinger was a vegas fetish stripper, before becoming a dancer in the Pussy Cat Doll stageshow that went viral and made a bunch of idiots a bunch of money they would never have made if they tried that shit today..

So maybe she does in fact have a real, genuine, original, came when manufactured…and when trying to broker more deals like her solo career….PUSSY…

Who knows…

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Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger|SFW

2019

13

Jun

Doutzen Kroes Bikini of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes and her deflated looking old lady titties in a bikini – being the DJ wife now that she doesn’t have a full time Victoria’s Secret modeling job, but has every intention to make sure her DJ husband, the man who fathered her kids…and probably a handful of DJ groupie kids…IBIZA you know…gets wild…

I guess what happens is when these old ladies try to get fit, they lose the important fat, to get rid of the hard to reach fat, like the titty fat….it’s a small sacrifice for them to not have an old lady mom gut…sacrifice the titties for the flat stomach…but I’m sure when you’re an IBIZA DJ and all you see are big hot tits topless…your model wife who annoys you, who isn’t still a model, who doesn’t even have tits…looks far less amazing than she did when she was in her early 20s before you knocked her up.

POINT BEING…bikini pics of an old lady, ex model….named DOUTZEN….which when translated to english means “deflated tits in a bikini due to deflated confidence from having a deflating career and a marriage that involves a DJ husband deflating his balls all over young hot models”…..

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2019

13

Jun

Iskra Lawrence Side Tit of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence was a girl who wanted to be a model, who starved herself out to be a model, and who didn’t make it as a model the traditional way, and took their “you’re too big” to heart…and decided to become a fat chick activist….even though she was never fat…she was just told she was because the model agencies needed a way to get rid of her…

BUT SHE SHOWED THEM…

She said – “Plus sized is in” and “people are fat”….and “fat people have a voice, but more importantly the level of insecurity that makes them pull out their credit cards to buy anything to make them feel better about being their fat self”….

So she started carb-loading….Marathon athlete level carb loading….without the fitness..all to FAT-FACE like BLACK-FACE it…and pull an empowering viral video, get fat chick followers, sell to brand…and be empowered while eating all the bad food she couldn’t when she tried being a legit model…rather than a fat fetish model…

Boring….but here’s her fat tit…

If you’re into fat fetish tit, there are a bunch of fat girls on Instagram trying to be hot, pretending to be hot, doing the instagram model thing, but doing it at 300 pounds because they think they can – positive reinforcement or something…when really just becoming fat fetish models with fat tits out…like back in the day when you needed to go to the magazine store to get your obscure fetish magazines to see BBW shit that I’ll never understand…

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2019

13

Jun

Kate Hudson Bikini Body of the Day

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I live a pretty uneventful life, besides drinking myself to death alone in my basement apartment that smells of black mold and death….sitting on a soiled couch I found off the street…I don’t do much…I don’t see many people…except my obese wife who I occassionally have to eat out, to keep her happy as she pays the rent…..

With that being said, these Kate Hudson pics in her bikini are not the highlight of my pathetic existence of a day…

I know what you’re thinking…maybe I am not a Kate Hudson fan and that I don’t care for Kate Hudson…and you’re right.

The rich kid, mooched off her mom’s celebrity, who fucked everyone in hollywood, and became an actress before making Owen Wilson attempt to kill himself…is not something I’m a fan of, or interested in…

But the bikini in the pics usually overpowers that….and the fake tits usually overpower that…but the mom gunt on her 40 year old body…is winning this round….

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2019

13

Jun

Yana Nahorniak in a Topless Anti Smoking PSA of the Day

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Yana Nahorniak wants you to know that smoking kills, so badly that she got naked for the cause, you know to really get that message out there, by shocking everyone as she sucks on a cigarette like a homeless crackhead at a CHURCH AA meeting…in what seems ridiculous to me as an ex-smoker – because that shit is so fucking vile – how could anyone do it…

Maybe I’m over-thinking it, maybe it’s just a shoot to get topless…and the smoking is just something she does to stay skinny.

I’ll never knoa because Yana Nahorniak is basically a nobody and I won’t remember her, like I don’t remember my High school Math teacher…who I used to terrorize everyday…in what may be stage one Alzheimers…

But if she was a smart Iron Curtain / Cold War / Mail Order Bride “Influencer”…she’d be getting naked at Chernobyl…that shit’s trending.

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2019

13

Jun

How to Embarrass a Body Builder and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Driver

Brawl Hard

How to Deal with Homeless…

Cop VS Homeless Guy

Prisoner About to Rape Cellmate

Drunk Bar Girl Getting Hair Done..

Weird Plane Crash….

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

13

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The only thing I did last night was watch aspiring instagram models who have never made it as instagram models – despite getting naked on instagram – is always funny to me – especially when they band together and get mad at the photographers who aren’t real photographers in the first place – about posting up the nude pics they signed a model release on the year earlier when they shot it in desperation to get noticed on the internet – only to realize that was a bad strategy and are now trying to reverse that whore approach by removing all the pics of them off the internet – only to get mad at the photographer for saying “No, you signed a release”….to which they claim they didn’t really consent to, but only signed it cuz they thought the dude was cool…

Trying to understand the naked girl on the internet trying to not be a naked girl on the internet after being a naked girl on the interent and claiming rape or being taken advantage of despite singing a release form blindly…blows my mind…almost as much as me writing nonsense about it…

I already knew girls were idiots…I don’t need to watch it unfold…

Here are some stepLINKS….of the Day….ok…

Bikini SWING Fail
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BIKINI CHEERLEADER LIFT FAIL PORN
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Jessica Biel is an Anti VAXXER – and She’s LOBBYING the Government
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The Marble Olympics
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Actors are Banned from Voting in the EMMYS cuz they are Black or something…
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Swimming Pool BRawl
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IGGY AZALEA SLUTTY PICS
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Cuba Gooding Jr Grabs TITTIES!
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Asian Man Tells Fortune By Grabbing Breast
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90s Reboot No One Asked For
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Police Van Kills Woman
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VAGINA JUMP
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2 Year Old Pics of Obama’s Daughter and her Tits Pushed Up in a Bikini
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2019

12

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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We live in an era where when you thank someone serving you, whether it is a waitress or a cashier or a in-store clerk, you can’t say “thanks man”…because they are most likely than not social justice warrior college kids who will freak out because you took initiative and assigned a gender to them – without asking what their pronoun is….

It hasn’t happened to me, because I do my best to call any girl I see who looks like a dyke, who doesn’t shave her legs, “SIR”….just to assign a gender to them and make them feel awkward about it…the key to not dealing with idiots is intimidating them…

The other day, when I saw a man who could have been a woman transitioning…a little dainty thing I doubt you’d be considered gay if you fucked him….I just thanked him and acted as if his name was Robert…you know to let him know, he’s a man to me…”Thanks Robert”…confuse the fucking Starbucks cunt and his inclusivity gender fluid bullshit…I’ll fucking make a man out of you if I fucking choose to…customer is always right motherfucker…keep your politics outside of my fucking LATTE fucker…

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Tarantino is Doing a Star Trek Movie…
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Nell Tiger – Nipple
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Liz Turner – HUGE tits
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Crazy Fucking New Age Women Freaking Me Out
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Growing Pains Reboot is Happening
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Ivanka Trump – Hard Nipples
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Max Landis / John Landis’ Son – Beats Women
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Duckboat Capsizes and Sinks During Thunderstorm
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Drake’s Watch was set to “I’d Love to Kiss Your Pussy” even though he’s a Faggot.
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Ariana Grande Loves Abortion…
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Miley Apologizes to HIP HOP
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Meek Mill Gets Social Justice Award..
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The Status n Woodstock 50…
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Kristen DOUTE Topless Sunbathing
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Influencers Being ASked to Stop Taking Pics at Chernobyl
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Girl With No Ass – Freaks Out
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Selena Gomez – BUSTY
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Amber Heard Pokies
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Honest Trailer of Captain Marvel
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THe MUSIC Collaboration You Hope Die in a PLane Crash Together
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Dodgeball Is “An Unethical Tool Of Oppression”
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TURKEY the CROSSING Guard
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SLow Eat Bowl – FAIL
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Important Nina Dobrev NEWS
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Poker Club To Win CASH!
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Sex Workers are Fun to Watch Working…
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Lisa Rinna Old Bikini Whore
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Jennifer Aniston Old at an Event
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Celebs at Some Event…Being Whores…
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Stana Katic – Worth a Fuck
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Selena Gomez in a Dress
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Jessica Gomes – Worth a Fuck
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Kendall and Hailey Bieber Whores
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Rita Ora in a Short Skirt
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Christina Hendricks Big Tits
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Rachel Leigh Cook LIVES
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From stepSMUT!!

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Naked Chick Jumps at Camera – PUSSY first.
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Hot Naked Public Breakdown
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Sharon the Big Titty MILF
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Squirt Kills Camera
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Erotic NUDE Artist Photos of SLUTS
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Girl with Massive Nip Rings..
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Black Nia Nacci – Skinny Dips…
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Very Talented Tits
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9 WTF Moments…
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Googly Eye Masturbation is Awful
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Slut Loves her bike – WAY too Much
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HOOKER TROLL OF THE DAY
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Naked Girl on a Swing
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Girl Shoving an Apple Up Her Ass
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Public Fake Tit and Pussy Show
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Erica Naked By the Window
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Zoe McDonald Slut Naked…
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Biggest Porn Networks

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2019

12

Jun

Charlotte McKinney Nip Slip of the Day

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I think the biggest tits…or the biggest news is that Charlotte McKinney let her big tit fall out….because it needed to remind people it is still there are she tries to have a celebrity life…and denounce the fact that she’s just a big set of tits out there going viral on instagram cuz the internet loves tits…

I can respect the struggle these girls have in figuring out their identity after using clickbait tactics to get seen….part of them has an ego and think they have enough looks or importance or bra cup size to get noticed…to go viral…to get big on the internet….but once they pull off the followers they have to realize that they just have the followers from being whores…

So they try to intellectualize it, maybe try to add new kinds of content into the mix, anything than accept that they only exist for their tits…

It’s a struggle I am sure, an overpaid living the good life struggle…but a struggle none the less I guess…

So in the identity crisis of “I am more than just tits” she realizes she is in fact JUST TITS…