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2019

05

Jun

Cambrie Schroder Can’t Stop Being Slutty of the Day

Cambrie Schroder can’t help but produce panty content on instagram wearing a sheer top with her nipples out, because girls are all coded the same…

If you can make it a social norm to show everyone your cunt, the world of women who own cunts will jump at the opportunity to show their cunts…

We are not there yet, but we may get there eventually, at the rate things are going I am surprised there aren’t pussy lip challenges, dick sucking challenges, amongst everyday girls….

The fact is women like attention, they like being sexualized, it makes them wet. It’s a fact, prove me wrong…

The proof is in the pudding and by pudding I mean instagram where all these sluts are naked all the fucking time…It is great…

Cambrie Schroder can’t help but do this angle, because as previously mentioned, she’s a woman and likes the attention, but also because her dad is Ricky Schroder from Silver Spoons, the liklihood of her riding his name further than she already has is minimal…so bust out the nipples and scream “DO THESE NIPPLES OFFEND YOU”….to which no one will say they offend them cuz they don’t offend us other than them not being buttholes…..but you have to “DO THESE NIPPLES OFFEND YOU”….despite no one ever being offended by nipples…with your nipple picture so that you have a reason, a protest, a purpose to post nipple content…when we all know you don’t need a reason girl…bring the nips…

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2019

05

Jun

Emma Watson Bikini of the Day

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Emma Watson may not be hot, but this kind of picture of her, out there in a white bikini that is surely see through when wet, like some kind of temptress for the paparazzi, like the harlot that she is, is the kind of thing that can kill her fans…

Have you ever seen grown ass Harry Potter fans….?

It is fucking terrifying, in part because they are in robes holding magic wands, but also because you know they used to jerk off to a CHILD Emma Watson and their love for her, is just loyalty to that era of jerking off to a CHILD Emma Watson…

It’s as weird as their meet ups, their Quiddich games, they are a weird fucking breed of human…and Emma Watson, bikini or not, is forever to be jerked off by them….

So she might as well just give into the cause and deliver bikini pics like this to secure that life position….

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2019

05

Jun

Sarah Hyland Hard Nipples of the Day

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I don’t know if Sarah Hyland just found out that she’s got nipples, but it seems like it.

Maybe she’s been so concerned with her body rejecting her organs, forcing numerous transplants cuz she’s rich and guy buy organs of people…not just the musical instrument for her dumb singing career I am sure she has cuz all these song and dance child stars are annoying like that…but also KIDNEYS…

That she didn’t give her tits and showing off her tits the attention they deserve…but thanks to being allowed on social media by her contract, cuz they need social media to keep the fans watching the show….she’s discovered the nipples…and she brings them out daily….in a protest to the nipple ban…in a “do my nipples offend you” as a preface to showing nipples even though no one said “YES they offend me”…

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2019

05

Jun

Nina Agdal Topless of the Day

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In case you were wondering, Nina Agdal is still a retard looking deformed head with a decently hot and fit body, because these retards have super strength and musculature to make up for their retardation….and despite being 40 years old…she’s still out there half naked for her fans and other rich dudes who finance her life….like Christie Brinkley’s son, who she dates, because he is rich and understands the Bikini Model life cuz he’s mom’s a whore…so to him all women are whores…like Nina Agdal..

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2019

05

Jun

Aubrey Plaza Erotica of the Day

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Hey nerds, your awkward hero Aubrey Plaza is out here in Cosmo magazine – sexualizing herself with hard hitting journalism like “Millennials are Best at Sex” compared to who the fuck cares, it’s all bullshit fake news, cuz there have been perverts since the beginning of time, and I was having anal sex in high school with girls, not the way you were having anal sex, but in a “lets not get pregnant but still fill you up” kind of way…cuz being a dirtbag or a slut who licks ass is fucking timeless…

Sure maybe they are more open minded to group sex, queer sex, and other shit in porn that should be illegal…but broken women are a thing that has always happened or existed…and I think Cosmo is a fucking liar…

Aubrey Plaza on the other hand, she’s bringing it…enjoy it.

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2019

05

Jun

Ashanti Almost Pussy Flash of the Day

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No one cared about Ashanti when she was at the top of her Ashanti game getting famous as Ashanti even though I don’t know who Ashanti is but I like writing her name over and over in what I am sure is not a troll on google Search Engine Optimization that makes me the number one source of Ashanti content…

So I can’t imagine people care about Ashanti now, but that isn’t stopping her of bringing out her big body doing slutty instagram things, in bikini, in see through outfits, and in this….casual glimpse into her inner thigh the way you want it…assuming you want it…you probably don’t want it…but I’ll post it anyway…

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2019

05

Jun

Stella Maxwell Nipple of the Day

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Apparently these are Stella Maxwell’s leaked nudes..that are hardly nude…girl is a nude model by nature, or by trade, her whole existence is based on being nudes…so if these are leaked, they are staged for hype, or maybe Kirsten Stewart is mad at her and trying to get revenge on being dooped into lesbianism in her silliest role ever…the lesbian…you know good old fashioned couple revenge porn..

Or maybe it’s not leaked nudes at all, since girl is naked all over the internet making leaked nudes irrelevant…

Here are more pics of her…

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2019

05

Jun

How to Tuck of the Day

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Here is a PSA for all you dudes – who just crave being in a bathing suit….you know thank our friend LILAH GIBNEY who is doing “HER” best impression of an instagram chick, even better than an instagram chick, cuz dudes are better girls than girls, just ask all the women who have been beat in sport by trans women competing with them…

I guess what I am saying is – don’t believe everything you see – cuz it can actually throw off everything you’ve known about yourself as the first time jerking off to a tranny does…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2019

05

Jun

Spinning Gurney During Rescue and Other Videos of the Day

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Street Fighter Knock Out..

Tight Body with Silicone Face Scares ME

Drunk Woman vs Pole

TV Stand Knockout

Flex Knock Out

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

05

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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People are all offended that a group are trying to organize a straight parade, which in case you didn’t know, is something people have been saying since they started the gay pride parade, because typical gays think they are so fucking special that they both light up a room, have great taste, get a pass for being SASSY in public…saying all the most offensive thing but having a pass cuz they are gay….they deserve a celebration around them…

Well I left the house last week, and from my perspective everyone is a queer….a whole generation of queers choosing to be queer since you’re not born that way….it’s a choice where you put your dick….

So as straight is a minority…only a few straight men left to keep the legacy of gang date raping girls cuz they are just that straight…exist….so let them have their boring fucking parade….the feature floats like one giant roofie…maybe a lesbian porn scene cuz they are just that straight they can’t have dick in their porn….or a float of a sububan home with a hot wife and 5 kids….you know straight shit….throw some polos with popped collars and Khakis…and maybe a pair of boat shoes…I mean what the fuck does straight look like….I’m stuck in the 90s….just check out this site…LOL…

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