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2019

28

May

Ellie Goulding Panty Flash of the Day

Ellie Goulding flashing her panties…her weird fucking panties…in a weird fucking panty flash that no one will probably care about despite it being a panty flash because Ellie Goulding is at the stage or level of celebrity that should be flashing her vagina lips for people to still care. This is 2019….she’s competing with all the porn, all the leaked celeb nudes, all the celebs trying to get attention by being nude, even the famous ones like Miley and Gaga, and she’s competing with all the instagram sluts….making this barely interesting panty flash – barely worth posting. Like get with the times bitch…we don’t have time for this low level shit.

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2019

28

May

Maybe Kylie Jenner Nipples of the Day

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This just in – Kylie Jenner is still a disgusting mutant….

I posted this a few minutes ago….but there’s a selfie…which I could have just added to the other post, but why the fuck not milk Kylie like the cash cow her family has decided that she is….

Fucking’ Kylie Jenner content all fucking day, because she’s just that interesting, compelling, interesting and trash….that has rebuilt herself so hard that she is a totally different person, which is nice since the Kardashians are barely human to begin with, they are all that is wrong with being human, so giving her a fake ass and tits and face makes sense….alien bitch invading our lives…and now inspiring all kids to look like this…vile pile of shit.

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Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2019

28

May

Carla Guetta Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Carla Guetta the David Guetta Daughter or Groupie Child Bride that I posted last week – is still naked because when your entire existence and angle to get noticed is getting naked…motherfucker….you gotta get out there and continue to get naked….

Her career, her audience, her social media growth, her attempt to get noticed so that she can get brand deals and live that influencer life fucking RELIES on it…..

Her hustle is…nude shoots….so here’s the nude shoot that we can’t let get lost amongst the 1000s of other nude shoots by the 1000s of other girls trying to make it out there.

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2019

28

May

Britney Spears Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Britney Spears may not have her freedom….and she may have been publicly imprisoned by her family, when they took legal ownership of her, making it impossible for her to do anything for herself, including but not limited to wiping her own ass….as she was put to work, like some kind of slave in a human trafficking ring, sold by her family to the public, through tours and shows, doing the Hit me Baby One More Time, 25 years after it first came out, to really squeeze every penny out of it…..while all the Britney fans stood by and watched….like the passive idiots we are…why get involved, bitch still sings and dances like the monkey she is….and she’s better off than when she was shaving her damn head while getting knocked up by K-Fed mooching off her in ways the family didn’t like cuz it was biting into their mooching profits….

BUT Britney Spears does have some titties!

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2019

28

May

Lily Rose Depp’s Nipples Doing Errands of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is pretty fucking hot, she’s just got a great face despite looking like a greasy Euro trash hipster….and she doesn’t wear bras, because it’s a generational thing, none of these girls wear bras, STYLE…FASHION and Lily Rose Depp knows fashion…she lives in Paris, she’s French from France…not French from a Trailer park in Quebec where she eats maple syrup on her french fries…

I appreciate these outfits, hard nipples out, and not because I am a Johnny Depp fan…but because I am a titty fan, and a titty shirt fan, it’s the way all us old perverts can visualize the young tits….that would be too creeped out to acknowledge our existence despite being their number one audience……

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2019

28

May

Lea Michele Bikini of the Day

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Lea Michele is celebrating Memorial Day by using it as an opportunity to show off her TUCK GAME….and trans bikini body…to perpetuate the lie that she wasn’t born a dude and forced to live as a woman because it was better for her family’s dream of the entertainment industry….

I would like to see the people stand up for the fallen soldiers who paid the ultimate sacrifice for your freedom…their lives….leaving behind family, loved ones, and Cross Fit workouts named after them…..and call this bitch out for being a disconnected, self involved, overpaid, celebrity cunt who lives in her tranny bubble and doesn’t grasp the point of Memorial day as being more than just an excuse to welcome in Summer and get half naked and drunk…..

Support our Troops…not this trash…

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2019

28

May

Kylie Jenner’s Weird Fat Ass of the Day

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This just in – Kylie Jenner is still a disgusting mutant….which I guess she takes from her half sisters, her mother’s strategy to monetize herself and her dad’s willingness to cut off his own dick and make a pussy out of Fish skin and his penis shaft folded inside out….you know…anything for the pervert cause…no procedure too fucking weird to fill yourself with cum to fill the void that is being a Kardashian Jenner soulless infomercial fuck who makes way too much money considering how trash they are…

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2019

28

May

Julianne Hough Bathing Suit of the Day

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Julianne Hough, a naughty Mormon who is rebelling against her roots – and acting like she wasn’t raised to believe that MODEST IS THE HOTTEST….by putting out slutty content of herself in a bathing suit, after years of putting out slutty content of herself in all kinds of different outfits…she’s a professional dancer…one degree of separation from a stripper…so she’s just being true to her craft.

I am still convinced that in her Mormon cult life, when her and her brother were dance partners, which was weird….some pervert coaches would make them have sex with each other, which is why she left the Church of Latter Day Saints, and chose sexualizing herself as it is always empowering for abuse victims to take ownership on their sexuality, to counter the damage the predator who sexualized them….

I think she could sexualize herself better – since I haven’t seen her anus yet.

Here she is leaving the gym in a slutty outfit…

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Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2019

28

May

Lady Gaga Slutty Shorts of the Day

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I am still offended with the institution that is the Academy Awards for pandering to Lady Gaga and nominating her for what was probably one of the worst acting roles in the history of movies..where Lady Gaga played herself..which I guess is an act in and of itself, but she managed to make a career off the lie, pandering to the media and shaping herself and her fake persona….to help elevate her and fulfill that plan of being a huge pop act – despite being ugly.

It’s like let her ride her fame, we don’t need Lady Gaga the celebrated actor to give her more exposure, visibility…and more talking about her…and when things don’t work out for her at the level she wants, she can also just go back to walking around half naked, cuz like all pop stars these days, we’ve seen them naked…

I’ve actually grabbed this ass, unsolicited, through a security guard at a party when I was wasted before she was really famous – like a sexual predator I guess I am..and it was surprisingly nice….firm…in fishnets…so I feel like I’m an authority on Lady Gaga ass…now if only she remembered and did a little #metoo against me – as she should – so that I can get some damn press….

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Posted in:Lady Gaga|SFW

2019

28

May

Sarah Hyland Pussy Flash Aerobics of the Day

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I guess Sarah Hyland’s anti-rejection medication is working out for her, because for someone who has had not one – but two new Organs thanks to being rich and on TV, with access to poor people organs if needed, she’s got a lot of fucking annoying energy in her underwear workout that reminds me of the 80s when I had no choice but to jerk off to aeorobics on TV when I took a sick day because I didn’t have cable…but I did have aerobics for one hour a day….

Here’s a little pussy flash, which is the highlight of all fitness that happens in underwear style pants…

Here she is naked in the bath tub..