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2019

17

Jun

Aubrey O’Day is Next Level of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is at it again with the insane photoshop

Her creative direction and overall vibe of her instagram is terrifying – like some kind of nightmare that I am sure she thinks is high art or whatever.

I do appreciate her photographer’s angles and ability to basically give her a pap smear with the camera…because why the fuck not focus on the hole which DIDDY and Paulie D or The Situation from Jersey shore have been up inside like they were DON TRUMP JR…..

Point being…her self produced content is fucking weird. Se’s making herself up to be a monster..a big titty, old lady, fat girl with face injection monsters a little too inspired by the Kardashians…weird.

what is this FACE??

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2019

17

Jun

Alexandra Smelova Naked of the Day

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Good ol Alexandra Smelova…is the kind of classy girl you’d like to smell ova, but that probably smells all ova thanks to being sex worker to get where she needs to go…Always nude, using instagram for that audience, which in turn will create hype around her to find a rich enough guy to give her that lifestyle…it’s that get naked on the internet way of life that is solid level of whoring presented as art because not everyone wants to admit to being a whore…

Good times.

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2019

17

Jun

Booty Shaking THOT in the Dominican Republic for Bootleg Alcohol of the Day

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Here some girl who is a virtual nobody on social media, but has a bunch of followers, because I guess she posts shit like this – twerking videos….

She’s in the Domincan Republic, getting her THANG on whatever that means, I’m trying to sound Dominican so you take me seriously…

I guess she’s out here showing off that unlike those other Dominican Tourists, this one won’t die, or hasn’t died yet….that booty shake helps her survive, because she hasn’t got a batch of that bootleg alcohol, she’s an influencer, they can buy the real shit….

She stays in VILLAS not all inclusive resorts where fat white people think it’s just like home….even if they are in poor as fuck countries where bootleg booze makes fiscal fucking sense…

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2019

17

Jun

Woman Gets Caught Going to Bathroom in the Elevator of the Day

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I think Asians are amazing. Asia is the future. All the white people around me are angry about the asians coming in and buying up all the real estate, inflating all the real estate prices, and all that….but I think they are great..

Not just because they use elevators like public bathrooms, where they get busted by poor bastards trying to get to their violin, math, ping pong, lessons…get the best show ever…

I wish Chinese Restaurants were more like this…it is awesome…

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2019

17

Jun

Shakira Bikini Shaking of the Day

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Shakira was one of the most irritating hispanic stars to break through during that hispanic hype that washed over America, thanks to 50 percent of the population being hispanic, and thus having a huge impact on what was a hit song and what wasn’t…..allowing this hispanic to penetrate the industry and become a massive hit – despite how annoying her weird singing voice was….

So as it turns out, the now 40 year old Shakira, who once sang about her breasts being small and humble, reminding you to focus on her ass…is out producing bikini selfie video content showing off her ass in a bikini as she should….

It’s a big deal, because these international stars like Shakira….have this massive global celebrity…..

So maybe my posting her pics, as a mom, in bikini, showing off a fat ass, because her breasts are small and humble…will finally put this site on the map….

I like to make bikini asses in motion about me.

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2019

17

Jun

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Pussy Print of the Day

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley is a mom now, so her pussy print in her bathing suit as a bit more meaty..that it once was thanks to having a child shred it the fuck apart…unless she got a C-Section..which I am not aware of because she hasn’t answered my fan mail from the 90s when she first started modeling yet, but I am hopeful she will…

I like her because she’s been a model who gets naked for a long time, still looks good…

Bald men like her because she likes bald men….and had a baby with one…so long as the bald man is a celebrities with muscles who stars in action movies and has lots of money…

IT still gives the loser bald man hope that one day he will be rich enough to make a hot bitch fall for you…you know cuz money makes women blind to flaws like baldness…as big tits make men blind to everything else in the world….we all have our weaknesses….

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2019

17

Jun

Margot Robbie See Through No Nipple of the Day

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Hollywood is fucking lazy. They like to use the same people over and over to generate a bunch of hype around so they can charge a bunch of money to cast them because they are “STARS” or whatever.

It’s really just a load of fucking bullshit, but people buy into it….

Margot Robbie, who isn’t hot, is thick and has short thick legs, is pushing 40, gets treated like a young hot thing, when she looks like a fucking middle aged mom at a Halloween party trying to be current….and hip….but instead is the one playing Harley Quinn…not dressing like the hot chick playing Harley Quinn….

Which alone makes her relevant because nerds, like Hollywood are fucking lazy, and consume whatever is fed to them…

Here she is in a see through dress, but not as see through as her break out role in Wolf of Wall Street….where she was naked…

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2019

17

Jun

Vietnamese Model in Trouble for HOT DRESS…and Other Videos of the Day

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Masturbating Monkey Pulls Down Woman’s Dress

College Girls in Cardboard Boats

Brawl of the Day

Council Meeting Gets Heated

Police VS Swordsman

Queer in Che Shirt at the Gay Pride Event…

Crazy Accident on the 401 in Canada

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

17

Jun

Morning Hangovr Dump of the Day

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Father’s Day, is always a day I find awesome, because as I see all this dudes who have aged terribly thanks to having kids, pretend to be happy in the park or at brunch with their kids, knowing they’d be far happier if they spent their day doing anything but that, like napping, or laying out hungover on the floor like they used to, watching Netflix in peace….or if they used all that kid money on a small piece of land in Costa Rica where they live in a tiny home, surf and fuck local women all day….without the strain of having to provide for a little parasite…forcing them to work a menial job, even if they get well paid, they’d rather not be doing it and are only doing it to provide….

It’s a pretty depressing day for all these people getting shitty tributes…I mean maybe the best day of the year but still a shitty day which is a testament to their shitty life….but not for me…for me it is wonderful knowing I can be that degenerate who can do what I want, even if I don’t, with no legacy in a world that is a terrible place to bring a human into….since it’s going to implode anyway..

Stepfather-ing is the only kind of fathering that matters…cuz it is zero commitment or responsibility….

Slutty Girl addicted to Leg Day
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Hospital Patient CHUGS PISS thinking it is Apple Juice
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Celebs Tribute Dads
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Superstar OJ Simpson Joined Twitter and is Tweeting that He’s Gonna Get Even – Meanwhile Twitter Has Banned me twice in 6 months to the point where I don’t even want a twitter…
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Elle Fanning Bikini
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Weird Plastic Surgery with Strings
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Rat Climbs on Slutty Fishnet Wearing Subway
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Buffalo Finds Toy His Own Size
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Miley Cyrus is Naked in Pink Fluid..
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Liza Minelli Thinks Judy Garland would Laugh at Lady Gaga…
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Golden States Fan Reacts Terribly After Loss
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Killer Unicorn – The Movie of the Century –
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PLAY Poker GET PUSSY
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2019

15

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I hate when people say – You are so unhappy about your life – that is why you are an asshole to people…or shit like – You only make fun of people cuz you are jealous – or – You only make fun of people because you hate that about yourself – or – You only make fun of people to feel better about yourself…

No – I make fun of people because I speak my version of the truth…and I think it is helpful to let people know my expert opinion as it can help them improve their lives….it alway comes from a good place, so if I call you fat, or ugly, or a bottom feeding whore, it is because that is what it looks like…it is not to make me feel better, it’s to make you better…

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Miley Naked in a Pink Tub…
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Cuba Gooding Jr Mug Shot…
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Rat Climbs on Slutty Girls on the Subway
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Public Freakout in 4k
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Kate Upton Overrated Trash
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Trump Says Melania is the new Jackie O
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Pumped up Puppy….
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Swimming in Shade Balls
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Ariana Grande Broke Down in Concert at Mac Miller Hometown..
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Matrix NERDS – THROWBACK –
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Jennifer Aniston Pokies…
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Inappropriate Mom Dancing
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Snake Tries to Swallow a Fish Whole…
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Face Smashing in a Deep Dish..
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Alicia Arden Nipple Slip…
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Britney Gets Restraining Order Against her Manager
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Bikini Squad Fail..
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HANGRY PUPPY…
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Aubrey Plaza in the New Chucky
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Sugar Baby Meghan Markle Should Have Googled How to do British Royal Ceremonies when Preparing for the Role…
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Tree Trim Fail
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Don’t Pick a Fight with SOmeone Twice Your Size
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Pool Brawl…
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Poker Club To Win CASH!
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Sex Workers are Fun to Watch Working…
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Lauren Tsai in a Dress
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Aubrey Plaza’s Crooked Smile
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Skinny Ariel Winter in Tight Jeans with a New Face Looking Creepy..
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Ashley Benson in a TIght Shirt
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Bella and Gigi Hadid for Fashion
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Vanessa Hudgens Photoshoot for a Magazine
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Madison Beer Hot Crop Top
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Katherine McNamara in Tight Jeans
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Christine McGuinness
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Selena Gomez Aggressively Promoting Herself..
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Rihanna Cleavage..
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Jessica Biel Anti Vaxxer at a Restaurant…
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Kate Hudson – Big Bikini
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Girl Spreading her Legs – Pussy Out in Public – MAN SPREADING HOTNESS
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Fat Black Naked Chicks
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Traffic Jam Pussy Rubber
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Driving while FUCKING
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Romantic SEX
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Gisele Hot in White
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Big Titty Masturbating at the Lake
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Weird GOTH Burger Ad
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BIG BEACH BOOBS
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Hot and Naked Adriana Sage
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Hot Masturbating Chicks
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Impressive Tits
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AMAZING BOOTY ON THONG HOUSE PAINTER
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This Girl is Filled Up with Highlighters….She Must be a Student
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More Masturbating Girls…
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Cheer Practice Fuck
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Big Titty Redheaded Whore
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Girl into ANAL
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